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King of the Gove
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King of the GoveWith apologies to Roger Miller…
Free schools for sale or rent,
Fields to flog – fifty pence.
My policy’s a mess…
You don’t need no QTS!
Ah but… two hours with Laws and Truss
Makes the… teachers of the country cuss!
I’m a man who makes teens go gre-en;
King of the Gove.
Watch Stephen Twigg kow-tow…
Opposition? Don’t know how!
The Ebacc’s coming soon,
3 hour ‘xams at the end of June… you’ll do
Maths ‘til your 35
School attendance takes a dive! If our
PISA score is pristine, I’m
King of the Gove.
Clocks back to ‘53…
Suck my ideology!
Wilshaw is my lap-dog;
OFSTED lurking in the fog… ah but
Twelve hours of marking work
And you almost can forget the berk…
Until… Aarrgh! He’s back on TV-ee!
King of the Gove.
See my apology to my
French teacher (his name’s Danny)?
I was a clever dick… now I
Decided not to do a picture for
this bit
Make the whole profession sick!
And so, you say it’s time I went;
#govemustgo is your lament. But I
Have some more decrees! I’m
King of the Gove!