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This Newspaper is Proudly SUPPORTED BY: INFORMING | CO CHING | MENTORING | EDUCATING | EMPOWERING | and A DEVELOPING YOU SINETHULELA IZINDABA ZASE: Msukaligwa | Lekwa | Pixley KaSeme | Dipaliseng | Govan Mbeki | Albert Luthuli | Mkhondo 30 May - 6 June 2014 Vol. 5; Wk 21 Tel: Fax: Email: Website: 081 575 8393 | 086 505 0060 | [email protected] | www.khanyisamedia.co.za A HANYIS GERT SIBANDE DISTRICT SEE ALSO BACK PAGE OR VISIT US FOR A WIDE SELECTION or for a TEST DRIVE FINALIST OF THE 2013/14 MDDA - SANLAM NATIONAL BEST NEWSPAPER AWARD - www.khanyisamedia.co.za THINTANE BUSINESS SOLUTIONS (PTY) LTD “IS THE BUSINESS CLINIC” Reg. No. 2009/105540/23 Company & Co- operative Registration Business Profiles Business Plans Book Keeping Financial Statements Payroll Income Tac & VAT Registration Submission CIBD Registration BBBEE Certificates UIF Registration Workmen’s Compersation Letter of good standing (Workmen’s Compensation) Completion of Datatbase Forms 4 in 1 for only R1950 Pty (Ltd), Tax Clearance, BBBEE Certificate, Business Profile (Excl. Share cert.) Hurry for our price offer!!! BBBEEE Certificate for only R750 Mandla Nkabini - 082 510 7921 Nokukhanya Ngubane - 076 192 3763 BRANCH CONTACT No’s Ermelo - 076 188 5476 Newcastle - 076 188 5476 Standerton - 079 733 0733 Piet Retief - 081 827 7026 Pongola - 078 411 7664 OPEL CORSA 1.4 Utility Sport 2008 Model R94,900 K FREE FOLLOW US LIKE US ‘I INTERVIEWED GOD’ PAGE 09 JOYOUS CELEBRATION COMES TO MPUMALANGA PAGE 09 SPOOKY VISITOR FROM ERMELO DAM PETRIFIES RESIDENTS KHANYISA SCOOPS MEDIA AWARD SEE PAGE 05 Mpumalang’s Media Partner JACO 082 33 66 937 Sales Manager JP: 082 825 8493

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INFORMING | CO CHING | MENTORING | EDUCATING | EMPOWERING | and A DEVELOPING YOU

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30 May - 6 June 2014Vol. 5; Wk 21

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always true. A person can be under attack from a demon within or outside of their own being.

Occult Level Spiritual Warfare Dealings with the occult give demons a strong grasp in our lives. By delving into the occult, not only are we directly rebelling against God, but we are putting ourselves at risk for emotional, spiritual and physical baggage. This level of warfare deals with demonic forces who have been attached to individuals or families.

Cosmic Level Spiritual Warfare Here we are dealing with higher ranking demonic powers. These powers have more significant assignments, such as social networks or territories.In both basic and advanced levels of warfare there is a very important ingredient which comes second only to knowing God, it is knowing our enemy. In every war, physical or spiritual getting to know the enemy is of great importance. If we know when the enemy is most likely to attack, and how he is most likely to attack, there is no question we will be able to better stand strong against him. 1 John 4:4.From time to time, we will leave our physical bodies to go and assist in fighting these wars and come back. Though complex and demanding, it is real. More next week......Till next week, Adios.

SPIRITUAL WARS ARE JUST THAT

The Publisher’s InkTHINKING ALLOWEDAustin Menzi Moyo Snr.

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Spiritual wars are not for every Dick, Tom and Harry. They are much more complex than physical wars. In a physical war, when you get injured, you will go to hospital to receive care and recover after a while. You may need to go to the gym to get physical fitness so that you are flexible enough to maneuver when the need comes.

In Spiritual warfare, it is totally different. Spiritual warfare is a direct battle between the forces of good and evil - the fight against Satan and his servants. There are Christians who have been and will be engaging in a formal battle with Satan.

They will have encounters with demons, and Satanic elements within our society. The majority of Christians will not be involved in warfare at this level, however we should all be prepared for such a situation. Advanced warfare can be broken down into three levels:

Ground Level Spiritual Warfare This level consists of deliverance from demonic forces interfering with personal lives. When using the word deliverance we often assume that demonic possession of a person is involved. This is sometimes but not

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Friday 30 May 2014S'khaleni gets a payout from shortie. A leg of lamb has been eaten by someone in the yard. Lerato teaches Josie about motherhood. Mehlemamba asks for permission to look after Mpiyakhe and the dark side of Mgijimi takes over.Monday 2 June 2014Will Mehlemamba be saved from the clutches of death? Mamnisi's first meeting with Josie is not a pleasant one. Meanwhile, S'khaleni seems to have money at his disposal.Tuesday 3 June 2014Mpiyakhe suggests that Fezile must go to the valley to sort out lobola negotiations. However, the wives jump to the wrong conclusion. Mamnisi warns Shadrack about Josie.Wednesday 4 June 2014It seems Mehlemamba's remedy is working. Mandla lies. S'khaleni finds himself in a tight situation. Mpiyakhe and Bhekifa have an awkward moment.Thursday 5 June 2014S'khaleni fears that his reckless ways will cost him his freedom. Mandla puts the kids' lives in danger. Josie makes an uncomfortable connection with Shadrack. Meanwhile, the wives are on a mission.Friday 6 June 2014S'khaleni is angered by Shortie's plan. Ngwebedla's call makes S'khaleni restless. Mandla almost loses Bongani. Lerato hides her feelings about Josie.Coutesy: tvsa.co.za

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The Mpumalanga Department of Education function that must be managed efficiently takes this time to inform and encourage all and in line with the admission policy.parents of children of school going age to • They must develop clear plans on how they register their children for 2015 school year. are going to administer the 2014 admission

process in accordance with the dates provided herein, and ensure 100% adherence The process to register children starts today to the plan;(i.e. 05 May 2014) and will proceed until 29

August 2014. • They must set reasonable time frames to administer the admission process;• They must inform parents about their rights The department saw it essential to start the and responsibilities;process early to ensure that parents have

adequate time to register their children and to • They must always be available to address ensure that challenges can be resolved on challenges that arise from the process;time. • They must at all times communicate with

parents, communities and stakeholders in a manner befitting of the teaching profession.This process is guided by the admission

guidelines which were issued by the Head of • They must compile reports and make every Department, Mrs. Mahlasedi Mhlabane on 01 effort to give applicants feedback on time.December 2013. • They must treat every applicant with

dignity and ensure that the process of admitting learners is free from any form of According to those guidelines all schools are unfair discrimination.required to manage this process in their

respective schools and to compile reports to • They must ensure that no child is denied update the line function on progress in admission to a school on the basis that accordance to the Admission Policy of his/her parents are unable to pay or have not learners in public schools and the respective paid school fees, or does not subscribe to the school’s admission policy. mission statement of the school or refuse to

enter into contract in terms of which the parents waive any claim for damages arising Schools’ admission policies must always take out of the education of the learner.the Republic of South Africa's constitutional • They must go an extra mile to assist parents mandate into account and should be inline who seek admission in line with the with the dictates of the South African admission policy and engage the Circuit Schools Act no 84 of 1996.Office should they experience any difficulty in resolving some of the problems that arise All Districts must submit their progress from the process.reports to the Head of Department on 31

September 2014.Roles of Circuit Managers• All Circuit Managers are expected to Circuit Managers will be expected to lead all support principals and ensure that the process processes of addressing critical cases that of admitting learners progresses smoothly.may arise from the admission process. This • They must develop a monitoring framework process must be finalized by 15 October and compile reports in line with the dates 2014.provided above.• They must ensure that parents are informed A final report on the admission of learners of their rights and responsibilities.must be submitted by District Directors to • They must develop a strategy to address the Head of Department on 30 October 2014.critical cases in consultation with principals.• They must help to ensure that all cases are ADMISSION GUIDELINESresolved amicably and in the best interest of Roles of Principals learners.

• All principals of public ordinary schools • They must ensure that the administrative must acknowledge that this is a delegated processes are not compromised and that the

policy framework is adhered to at all times.• They must always be available to address the concerns of parents and principals including those from School Governing Bodies.• They must make it their responsibility that on the first day of the re-opening of schools there are no glitches and that teaching and learning takes place smoothly.

Roles of the District Managers• District Managers are expected to ensure that this process is managed meticulously and with the professionalism it deserves.• They must support schools and parents who seek admission and ensure that they are given the required assistance at all times.• They must hold schools and Circuit Offices accountable throughout this process.• They must make it their obligation to address all concerns of parents in an amicable manner.• They must write reports to the Head of Department in line with the timelines provided above.

Role of Head Office• They will monitor the process, receive reports from Districts and respond where there is a need.• They will support Districts at all times and enforce adherence to the rules and regulations.

The admission guidelines seeks to achieve and ensure a seamless process of admitting learners so that teaching and learning can commence on the first day of re-opening on 14 January 2015.

Districts No entered

No wrote No passed % pass

Bohlabela District

11365 11060 8332 75.33

Ehlanzeni District 14945 14604 12321 84.37

Gert Sibande District 11219 10993 8616 78.38 Nkangala District 13627 13425 10839 80.74

Province 51156 50082 40108 80.1

The Mpumalanga Department of Education Honourable Premier; Mr DD Mabuza and has reached an 80.1% mark following the teacher unions from the province. Had it not release of the results of the supplementary been for their foresight, we would not be examinations today by the Minister of Basic celebrating as we do. Indeed this is a good Education, Mrs Angie Motshekga. story to tell,” said the MEC for Education,

Mrs. Reginah Mhaule.“These results are indeed a reflection of hard work and dedication from The Grade 12 results of our teachers, learners and parents. We wish to Mpumalanga improved from 47.9% in 2009 thank all stakeholders who believed in the to 80.8% in 2013 making it the most vision of government by rallying side by side improved province in the country.with the department leading to the Of the four districts within the achievement of such results''. province Ehlanzeni continues to take the lead

We will not stop mentioning the followed by Nkangala District as indicated undivided support received from the below:

The statements of results for all learners who wrote the supplementary examination have already been dispatched to schools and learners are urged to collect them from Thursday, 08 May 2014.

MPUMALANGA REACHES THE 80% MARK

e really weren't expecting this! The trial is not yet over and already a movie is being set up, Wwhich according to rumors, will be played by

Ryan Gosling and Charlize Theron!And while scripts were flying everywhere after the violent Valentine's Day murder of Reeva happened, a source revealed: "You've got one of the world's most famous sportsmen under arrest and a beautiful young woman who meets a violent death. Scripts began doing the rounds within days of the scandal breaking. Ryan has the kind of quiet magnetism that would make this project work – plus there's some mystery about him. Although Ryan has been saying publicly that he wants to take a break from acting to relax, executives will be falling over themselves to woo him once the scripts are finalized."

The paralympian is currently on bail, after he beat his case on claims that he mistook his girl friend as an intruder, and considering that Ryan would definitely make a good Oscar, we're not sure if we even want this film to happen.

It's definitely far too early to see the tragedy on the big screen, but Hollywood is going yo do what they are going to do!!

Do you think it's too soon for a movie about this tragic murder to be made? What should the title of the movie be? To send your views SMS Khanyisa + Comment to 33813 (SMS Costs R1.50)

AN OSCAR PISTORIUS MOVIE? THIS SURELY DESERVES AN OSCAR AWARD!

Rumors says Ryan Gosling and Charlize Theron will star in the movie

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A 28 old man from Thuse Village application but was reminded in is in trouble with the law after custody.spending four days in a love nest with a 13 year old girl. “He is facing charges of rape.

People must remember that The mother found the girl at a sleeping with an underage child drop-off station along Morgezon according to legislation; underage road where she confessed to have children cannot give consent in spent the nights being intimate sexual cases. with a man who is more than twice her age. However, people if people go

against the law they could also A Police spokesman Captain face the same charges. Even if the Prinsloo confirmed that a case of victim agrees to have intercourse statutory rape was opened against with an adult it will still be taken the 28 year old man. He added that as statutory rape”, said captain man made an initial court Prinsloo.appearance this Tuesday for bail

28 YEAR OLD MAN IN DETENTIONOVER A 13 YEARS OLD GIRLBy Sisanda Mabizela

Disabled People South Africa has been appointed as the Deputy the Department of Social (DPSA) wishes to express its Minister of Social Development Development. Our view is that profound gratitude to the African and Comrade Kebby Maphatsoe disability is a human rights and National Congress (ANC) for the who has been appointed as the transversal issue and therefore appointment of the first Minister Minister of Defence and Military cannot be pigeonholed into the who is a person with a disability in Veterans. Department of Social the person of Comrade Advocate Development. Consistent with Mike Masutha. Comrade Masutha We further witnessed with un- other designated groups as Youth has been appointed as the Minister paralleled exhilaration the and Women, our view is that we of Justice and Correctional swearing in of people with should be located in the Office of Services. disabilities who will be serving as the President.

Members of Parliament and of We also appreciate the various Legislatures. If anything, We call upon the President of the appointment of two Deputy this confirms the continued Republic of South Africa to Ministers who are also people with appreciation of our role in society. reconsider the decision to move disabilities; are Comrade We are however concerned with disability to the Department of Hendrietta Bongopane-Zulu who the incorporation of disability into Social Development.

DISABLED PEOPLE SOUTH AFRICA MEDIA STATEMENT ON THE APPOINTMENT OF THE 5TH CABINENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

MAYOR MTSHALI ON DELIVERY

Executive Mayor visiting the almost complete reservoir at eThandukukhanya built to improve water supply and capacity.

Executive Mayor accompanied by MMC for Community Services, Clr V,D Nkosi handing over new school uniform to learners at Mahamba Primary School. They are flanked by the School Principal, Ms N.L Mtungwa and Educator, Mr Shadrack Sithole. The school uniform was donated by a good Samaritan of Mkhondo, Mr E. Magagula.

Imeya yaseMkhondo, umnumzane uBhekabantu Mtshali ibe ibambisane neyinye ibhizinisi ezimele iEph's Security Protection ekusizeni izikole ezisemaphandleni.

Ubaba uMtshali ubone ukuthi kuyoba kuhle uma bebhekelela esinye nesinye isikole esisemakhaya. Baqale nge Mahamba Primary School lapho abanike khona izingane izimpahla zezikole.

Izingane ezilinganiselwa ku42, ziye emakhanya zihambela phezulu ngoba zithole impahla zokugqoka esikholweni eziphelele.

IMeya ithanda ukuququzela ezinye izikampani ukuthi uma zifisa ukusiza izikole ezisemakhaya mazixhumane nehhovisi likaMeya eMkhondo ukuze baqhubekisele phambili intuthuko yaseMkhondo nokuthi babonelele izikole ezisemakhaya ezintulayo.

Izingane bezingakwazi nokuzibamba, ngendlela beziphuphuma ngayo injabulo kanye noThisha nhloko nothisha. Baphinde babonga kakhulu iMeya ngokubasiza kangaka. Lesi senzo sikhombise ukuthi ubaba uMtshali uhlezi ebeke izikole ezisemakhaya enhlizweni yakhe, kanti futhi neEph's Security Protection ngofika ukuzobapha lezimpahla zezisikole.

UBHEKA ABANTU NGOKUHLE KODWA

Makhosi Mthupha

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In February, Health Minister Dr women who are breastfeeding.Nkomo says she has already made Aaron Motsoaledi introduced the

Women who decide they want to the move away from “the shot” to country's first below the skin fall pregnant should also Implanon Nxt.implant to prevent pregnancy

experience no problems related to called Implanon Nxt as part of new "I'm here for my birth control shot the birth control in trying to national guidelines that aimed to but after I received more conceive once they have stopped expand women's birth control information on the birth control using it.choices. implant I decided to try it as it lasts However, there were certain longer than birth control shots," “The aim is to more effectively medications that could make it less said Nkomo during a visit to address the first rung of prevention effective, including certain Ermelo's M.N Cindi Clinic.of mother-to-child HIV – namely

tuberculosis and HIV medicines. prevention (of pregnancy) by not Implanon Nxt is a plastic The implant may also not be used only providing women with a matchstick sized rod that is by pregnant women and those with wider choice of contraception but inserted by health care breast cancer.also improving access to and professionals under the skin of a uptake by women of childbearing In spite the implant's efficacy, woman's upper arm.age,” said Motsoaledi at the launch women are still encouraged to ask of a recent joint review of the Nurses at the M.N. Cindi Clinic their partners to use condoms to country's HIV and tuberculosis have already begun educating protect them from sexually programmes. women about the new option and transmitted infections and HIV. say that many women have Before the Implanon Nxt's The new guidelines also include switched after hearing how introduction, most women in focuses on “at-risk” groups. For moving to Implanon Nxt will cut South Africa - like Ntombizodwa instance, the guidelines specify out monthly trips to the clinic.Nkomo* - relied on monthly birth that all migrants should receive control injections to prevent According one health care family planning services and that pregnancy. Only a small portion of professional who asked not to be sex workers should be provided women was using the only other named, insertion of the implant is with male and female condoms, previously available implant, quick and easy, and Implanon Nxt and water-based lubricant. – which had to be inserted into the starts working 50 minutes after Health-e News Service.uterus. insertion. It is also safe to use for

NEW BIRTH CONTROL HITS THE MARK WITH MPUMALANGA WOMENSouth Africa's first under-the-skin birth control implant is leading some Mpumalanga women to trade traditional birth control shots for the three-year implants. By Senamile Phungula

Before the Implanon Nxt's introduction, most women in South Africa relied on monthly birth control injections to prevent pregnancy.

Abantu abasha baseMkhondo ukuthi ibonga kakhulu banenhlanhla enkulu ukulethelwa ukuvakashelwa yilezikhulu futhi ulwazi mayelana nokuqhuba bazothanda ukuthi bangene izifundo zabo ezikhungweni nasezikole ukuyofundisa intsha zemfundo ephakeme. kuze ibe nolwazi yalezifundo

eziphezulu ukuze nakubo kuyoba Bebavakashelwe ilunga lula uma abanye babo lakwaMasipala umnumzane sebaphothula amabanga abo Muzi Manyathi oseHovisini omatikuletsheni ukuyofunda elibukelela abantu abasha kanye kulezifundo eziphezulu nokuthi nomnumzane uOscar Kubheka bafuna ukufundela muphi yena obekavela eGert Sibande umsebenzi.FET College.

Umnumzane Kubheka, Labahlonishwa ngokubambisa akugcizelelile ukuthi intsha bavakashele izindawo ezahluka mayithande izincwadi kakhulu hlukeni ezifana noAmsterdam, ngoba lokho kuyobenza Driefontein kanye nezinye baphumelele, waze washo wathi eziningi. uma intsha ingathandana

nemfundo ngoba imfundo Umnumzane Manyathi obonge ayisoze yakuphoxa kodwa kakhulu intsha yaseDriefontein umuntu uyokuphoxa kodwa asho kona ukuthi intsha iyokuqhubekisa phambile mayikhululeke ngokuvakashela nokuthi ugcine usuyitho ehovisini lakhe elikaMasipala emhlabeni.eMkhondo uma bafuna usizo njengentsha yaseMkhondo. Basho ukuthi basazovakashale

ezikoleni ezisemakhaya kanye Intsha ijabule kakhulu ukuzwa nemiphakathi ehluka hlukene.lawa mazwi ngoba intsha ishilo

IMFUNDO MAKUBE YISITHANDWA SAKHO Udaba: Makhosi Mthupha

KHANYISA SCOOPS MDDA MEDIA AWARD

Umnumzani Manyathi ekhuluma nentsha

t's official! Khanyisa Newspaper is the publication to do business with in Gert I

Sibande District.The paper scooped a top

national MDDA-SANLAM award during a glittering ceremony which was held in Boksburg, outside Johannesburg.The only black owned publication in Gert Sibande District, Khanyisa

snatched the top emerging newspaper award ahead of other 750 entries. Khanyisa came among the top of the 89 finalists which were chosen from various categories including corporate owned publications.

This category is for new publications that continued to produce quality newspapers despite the scarcity of resources and limited

support. The judges looked at the news value of the content, language use, layout and typography of the publication. The panel of judges agreed that Khanyisa Newspaper came out shinning in all the assessments.

Publisher of Khanyisa Newspaper, Austin Moyo (Snr) received the award on behalf of his team during a splendid ceremony which was attended by Publishers, Journalists, Media Moguls and Sponsors.

Speaking at Birchwood hotel soon after receiving the award, Moyo (Snr), said he was humbled by the recognition of his work by professionals in the media.“I and my team feel rewarded by this kind of recognition by judges who were drawn from a panel of experienced and schooled journalists. We will continue to give our Mpumalanga readers the paper every Friday. We thank our advertisers, the MDDA and Sanlam for their support,” said Moyo (snr) Says Sanlam's Head of Group Communications, Mr Ainsley Moos: "Sanlam and the MDDA congratulate the finalists and express our gratitude to all the journalists and media organisations that support these awards by entering for the various categories.

"We recognise that the healthy competition and the success of the Awards are sustained by the enthusiastic participation and commitment to the Awards by the community media across South Africa. In return, we remain committed to providing the resources and the platform for these important Awards."

Acknowledging the judges, the out-going CEO of the MDDA, Mr Lumko Mtimde said they secured a great team of experienced individuals to be judges. He added that they did a sterling job that ensured rigorous and fair adjudication of the entries.

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Please submit the ff:- *Application letter stating clearly the learner-ship that you are applying for; *Copy of your CV; *Certified copy of grade 12 certificate; *Certified copy of ID; *Proof of residence.

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For any enquiries regarding the abovementioned vacancies, please contact The Senior Admin Officer - HR, Mr. Godfrey Khumalo at telephone number 017-7346337.

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Hand Delivered to the Municipal Applications Box Clearly marked on the envelop “Learner-ship Application” at Municipal Offices, c/o Adelaide Tambo Street and Dr. Nelson Mandela Drive, Private Bag X 9011, Volksrust, 2470, Contact number (017) 734 6100.

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COUNCIL MEETINGNotice is hereby given in terms of Section 19 of the Local Government: Municipal Systems Act 32 of 2000, that an OrdinaryCouncil meeting of the Mkhondo Local Municipality will be held in the Council Chamber of Mkhondo Local Municipality, situated at 33 Cnr Mark & De Wet Street, eMkhondo, on Thursday,29May 2014 at 10h00.Members of community, including the media and other interested parties or bodies are also invited to attend and observe the proceedings in terms of Section 20 (1) of the Municipal Systems Act.

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This is what eye-witnesses confided to Khanyisa Newspaper

A taxi driver said the story dates back to 1997 when a word spread that there was a huge snake living under water. He said he never believed it until he came face to face with the fishy intruder. He claims one day as he was playing snooker a fish smelling, human- snake creature walked in and asked the pub owner to close shop. The angry snake returned after its directive was ignored and dragged a female patron into the dam. Her body was retrieved from the dam the following morning.

One anonymous source revealed that one day it appeared in a mini-skirt which prompted lustful men to run after it.

One man is said to have dived into the water recently after telling drinking-mates that his girl-friend was calling from the water. His brainless body was recovered the following morning.

However Xolani, who hangs around the dam dismissed the tales as superstitiousWe encourage our readers to share with us their encounter with the human snake by sending whatsap messages on 0843356754, face-book page Khanyisa newspaper or tweet us @Khanyisamedia

esidents of Ermelo are Ermelo were very much aware of petrified by the the human snake.superstitious happenings He revealed to this paper R

around Ermelo dam located right that local people were coached on in town. how to handle the impostor. The

None of the scores of man said everyone was compelled people who spoke to Khanyisa to appease the snake by donating News Team this week were to it whatever it asks. “If it asks prepared to be identified. All of for R10, you have to give it or else them preferred to remain you will fall into the dam. Copses anonymous saying the snake will that are picked from the dam are strike them if their names were found with the brains missing,” published in the paper. said the man.

Hair raising tales that are Another man reminiscent of Anaconda film sensationally claimed that the scenes are swirling around Emerlo spooky visitor plays snooker at as people whisper about the times with patrons of a nearby unearthly trespasser. tavern.One patron of a near-by liquor Revelations were also hole said the dam is a home to a made that the unusual visitor has huge snake that changes to a super natural powers to attract its human form as soon as it leaves victims into the dam.the water. “One man just dived into

The human shaped snake the dam after consuming a few is said to be a frequent visitor of beers. He took off his clothes to shopping malls and taverns where swim, but never surfaced. His it warns people to desist from body was recovered the following making noise. day by divers but without brains,”

The visibly terrified man said one resident of Phumula.added that most of the residents of

SPOOKY VISITOR FROM ERMELO DAM PETRIFIES RESIDENTS By Staff Reporters

Rusalka murder having to do with their streams and rivers guardian- On one occasion a diver was got to he reached the bank he told what Rusalka were female ghosts in loved ones had to live out their demons were believed to reside, got to the bottom of such a pool to he had seen, and what he had Slavic mythology. They were designated time on earth as a and it was dangerous to bathe in fetch up the plate of the heard.thought to be souls of young spirit. Other stated that water them. neighboring castle. He dived, saw women died in or near lakes that ghosts are unclean dead, such as Sometimes, when a castle or the plate chest, and was preparing By dint of threats and promises of had usually been murdered. They unbaptized babies, and people that mansion was being sacked, a to lift it, when the demon ordered large reward, he dived again. In a were not violent, but mainly died from suicides. faithful servant or two contrived to him to go to the surface at once, moment or two afterwards his haunted lakes until their death was rescue the plate chest, and to cast and not to come back. At the same heart and lungs rose and floated on avenged. Some explained the Water Demons it into a deep pool in the nearest time the demon warned him that, if the surface of the water. They had Rusalka as women that died Scotland stream. he did come back, he would forfeit been torn out by the demon of the prematurely due to suicide or In many of the deep pools of the his life. The diver obeyed. When pool.

KHANYISA EXPLORES EXISTING MYTHS SURROUNDING WATER DEMONSERMELO DAM: Home to the mysterious Human Snake

Face to Face with Un-earthly Visitor

A R1.5 million well equipped library was opened this week in Ermelo, much to the excitement of learners and teachers.Speaking during the opening ceremony, mayor of Gert Sibande, Cllr Mishack Nhlabathi urged teachers and principals to properly look after the library and make good use of the facility.Cllr Nhlabathi said the library was not just about books but a centre of cultural exchanges as well.“The library is more than just books. It is therefore my wish that this library will create much public value. And that will indeed become centre of culture and warmth within Gert Sibande District. I urge

A R1.5 MILLION LIBRARY OPENS DOORS IN ERMELOBy Sisanda Mabizela

teachers and principals to work in unity to create an excellent tomorrow for South Africa,” said Nhlabathi.The mayor revealed that the new development was in line with Integrated Development Plan designed to academically equip community members.Nhlabathi said the library's main roles were to promote education and cultural understanding. He said membership cards were being

issued at affordable prices.Speaking during the same occasion, Cllr Nhlakanipho Zuma applauded Damelin College for donating books for the library. Cllr Zuma also revealed that the Private education provider also gave R6000 each to three pupils to study towards Project Management.The event was attended by officials from departments of education and health plus local government leaders.

Executive Mayor M. Nhlabathi during the library opening. Looking on is MMC F. Maboa-Boltman.

The mayor of Sibande District, “While our people have all the Mishack Nhlanathi has mourned rights enshrined in our violent service protests within his constitution to march, to picket, district describing them to strike, to stay away, to destructive and not in line with demonstrate, those rights do not constitutional rights to strike and extend to the destruction of demonstrate. property. The public amenities

such as roads, libraries, halls, Speaking during the state of the schools, and offices belong to the district address in Ermelo this people themselves”, said week, Cllr Nhlabathi urged Nhlanathi.community members to use other The first citizen of Gert Sibande avenues to raise their concerns District also threatened a crack-over service delivery than down on council employees resorting to violent protests. implicated in corruption, acts of He said ward committees, dishonesty such as accepting councillors, constituency offices, bribery, tender-rigging, nepotism, municipalities, government patronage, and embezzlement offices, and public The mayor said the main focus of representatives were readily his council was job creationavailable to listen to their grievances.

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STOP VIOLENT SERVICE PROTEST: NHLANATHI TELLS RESIDENTS

HIV MAY EXTEND LIFE SPAN

By Nthambeleni Gabara

The virus that causes AIDS has been suited to this task. The immune microorganisms to slice viral DNA altered so that it can change the system recognizes many viruses and have been used as so called scissors human genome in ways that could attacks them. Other potential carriers in gene therapy, but the targeting has improve and extend the lives of are genetically unstable, making improved in recent years with the people with a multiplicity of them unsuitable to the task. creation of hybrid enzymes.diseases - including HIV itself. Naturally it is also essential that any “Now we can

virus used is either harmless, or has Scientists have been conducting simultaneously cut out the part of been modified to make it so.experiments on the use of viruses for the genome that is broken in sick

gene therapy since the late 1990s. In eLIFE three medical cells, and patch the gap that arises in Natural selection has been honing researchers from Aarhus University, the genetic information which we the capacity of viruses to work their Denmark, describe “adapting have removed from the genome. The way into cells for millions of years. lentiviral vectors as carriers of new aspect here is that we can bring If we can take advantage of that designer nuclease proteins, the scissors and the patch together in capacity to deliver beneficial genes providing efficient targeted gene the HIV particles in a fashion that no the potential uses for medicine could disruption in vector-treated cell lines one else has done before," says be endless. and primary cells.” author associate Professor Jacob

Giehm Mikkelsen. iflscience.comNot all viruses are equally Enzymes developed by

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ADVERTISEMEMNTMkhondo Municipality, which is a gateway to the Province of Mpumalanga from Kwa-Zulu Natal and Swaziland, seeks to appoint highly motivated self-starters and visionaries to the extremely challenging positions of:

DEPARTMENT: FINANCIAL SERVICESACCOUNTANT: BUDGET/FINANCIAL PLANNING

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REQUIREMENTS· Tertiary Qualification : ND /BCom Financial Management / Accounting /Cost Management or equivalent 3 year qualification· One to Two year in supervisory level or same level· Knowledge of departmental policies and procedures.· Financial and management reporting requirements.· Knowledge of departmental organisational and programme structures.· Knowledge of, Munsoft and any other system will be an added advantage.· Strong Character and Assertive person will be an added advantage

RESPONSIBILITIES· Compile the annual budget in a required format· Always adhere to the budget time tables and MFMA calendar · Compile B- Schedule adjustment budget templates, compilation of the assessment report and mid-year budget review · Coordinate budget input for compilation of an adjustment budget · Ensure correctness and completeness of adjustment budget templates As well as all supporting documents· Compile budget tariffs for community public consultation process· Do a costing model on the trading services as well as other pricing structure· Compile a schedule of budget related policy review· Define skills gap and training needs ; compile a plan to develop and capacitate staff and liaise with your immediate supervisor· Ensuring that all documents are filled and audit trail of documents is maintained

Remuneration: Level 4 (R215 353 to R225 279pa excluding benefits)

CLOSING DATE & TIME: 4 June 2014

Enquiries: Ms Lyzette Botha at 017 826 8100 and Nondumiso Ramathuba at 017 826 8100

To apply:Please forward your application with a self-explanatory covering letter concise CV that clearly states the job title and reference number together with originally certified copies (not older than three months ) of all relevant qualifications , Identify Documents and Valid Driver's License with at least three contactable work references to :

Hand delivery or PostSenior Manager: Human Resources Senior Manager: Human ResourcesMkhondo Municipality Mkhondo Municipality Civic Center PO Box 23Cnr Mark and De Wet Street Piet RetiefPiet Retief 2380

Note: Correspondence will be conducted with short-listed candidates only.

If you do not hear from us within 30 days from the closing date, please consider your application unsuccessful.

The municipality is committed to the implementation of its Employment Equity Plan, and in this vein, appropriately qualifying women and people with disabilities are particularly encouraged to apply.

The above appointments are subject to mandatory competency assessment and security clearance.

AN MahlanguMunicipal Manager

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Finally the murder case of Portia Tsotetsi, state Doctor at Evender into task for his Motsamayi Nhlapho & Nhlanhla Dube deceiving postmortem. who are charged with the killing of the Stanwest School teacher, Mr Nzimeni B Khanyisa spoke to one of the Sithathu Sithathu on 19 February 2012, was again family members just as the case is about to heard in the Delmas Court on the 26th resume and this is what they had to say: “It May 2014. has caused the family pain and trauma:

burying, exhuming & re-bury let alone the This was after the case was reminded cleansing ceremony that was done twice & many times since 2012 pending the appealing to our ancestors for this decision of the Director of Public confusion.” said the Mangaliso Sithathu Prosecution. who is the family spokesperson.

The first accused, Portia Tsotetsi is alleged On the other hand the same accused, to be the master-mind behind the killing of Portia, is also alleged to have mudered her husband Mr NB Sithathu so as to Dumisani Ngubeni for demanding his inherit the GEPF and insurance monies. money from Portia as he (Ngubeni) was

one of the people whom Portia is said to have hired to kill her husband, Sithathu.The Sithathu family suspect that the state

Doctor who conducted the postmortem played fowl by reporting that their family The court remanded all the three accused member committed suicide. Khanyisa had to 17-21 November 2014 . Portia and the covered the court proceedings in 2012 other two co-accused remained in custody. including the exhumation of the body of The second accused Motsamayi Nhlapo this teacher after three months of the acted mad while Portia was swearing at funeral. detective Mkhabela for handcuffing her.

The remains were then taken to Nelspruit "We want the to see the law taking its for another postmortem. The findings were course and giving these ruthless brutal that this teacher was hanged after being murderers a sentence they deserve.” killed. This angered the whole Sithathu concluded Mangaliso.Clan and some wanted to take the first

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What is it from? A day where Israel's firstborns were bsaved from death through the blood of the Lamb. Which allowed them to be free from Egypt slavery. It was celebrated from the day of the blood to the day of their freedom 7 days. The day of the blood and of their departure were the Special Day. Both of them were Sabbaths. Ex 12:15. Like the all the Sabbaths in the bible so is the Passover. At this pressent time only jews seemed to keep it. 14th until 21st day of Nissan. Seven

“Passover” are we supposed to keep it?

By Rev. T H Zulu

A DATE WITH GOD

days feast from (26 march until 2 April) Roman calendar. Don't be confused Passover is not Easter. That is why the dates are not the same. Easters are about Moon godess "Ishtar" who came from the moon. Easters are for people who worship the sungod and moongodess. The Passover over is for Jewish people not Saint "Christian"Did Jesus keep the Passover? Yes He did, why? He lived under the old covenant. He was circumcised as well. does that means we must be circumcised as well? No. He kept all Sabbaths because he was under the law. The was no new covenant until

His death. Luke 22:10-20 He prepared a last supper before His death. Proclaiming the new covenant. He told His disciples do drink the blood of the new covenant and the bread in His remembrance. Did He says "you must keep the passover"? Not at all. Did He said do it annually? No at all. He came to fulfill the Passover as well as blood sacrifices. Must we continue with blood sacrifices? If not why do we continue with passover? Our sacrifice is Christ, He is also our passover. 1 Cor 5:6-7. We walk in a new life not in the old life if sin. 1 Cor 5:6-7 is often misquoted. People think

it says we must do the Passover, while it says we must live a new life free of sin. The emphasis on charecter than feasting. In actual fact it discourages the Jewish Passover while encouraging new life in Christ. Did the early church celebrated Passover? Not after Jesus' resurrection, but instead the Lord supper. That's the reason we go to church on Sunday, because the early church use to meet and do the Lord's supper on Sunday (the 1st day of the week) Or you call it Holy communion. Act 20:7 We are not celebrating Judaism feasts. Everyone who does it deny

Christ our Passover. Heb 8:7; 9:8-9 Nor do we celebrate moon goddess. New moon celebrations IS 1:14. God desire righteousness Hos 6:6 He want us to focus in Him. Honour Him not days. And new moon celebrations IS 1:14 He is a true reflection of Love. He loves us, let's Love Him back. Rome 5:8 Luke 10:27 We look not onto the law but to Christ.Colo 2:17Be blessed.

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Q: Ama-Albums akho mangaki ma ephelele futhi uhambo lwakho kuwo-wonke belunjani? A: Ama-Albums ami ma ephelele awu15. Akhona ahamba kahle kanti futhi akhona angazange ahambe kahle.

Q: Kwakuphatha kanjani ukuthi amanye ama album angahambi kahle?: A: Empeleni angiphathekanga kahle ngoba ialbum yokuqala yathengisa kahle, kwase kuthi elandelayo yangathengwa ngendlela enele..

Q: Ama awards akho ma ephelele mangaki futhi waphatheka kanjani ngenkathi uwathola, kusukela kweyokuqala kuzekufike kweyokugcina? A: Kwabamnandi impela ngoba kulapho ubona khona ukuthi abantu bayawuncoma umsebenzi wakho. Ama awards ami ma ephelele mahlanu futhi yime omncane kubo bonke ukuthola iKora Award, bese ezinye kuba ngama SAMA Awards.

Q: Kusekhona na lokho ukuthi abantu ma bekubona bavele bajabule bathi “nangu uLundi”A: Kunzima njenga manje, kunzima impela ngoba angisakwazi nokuya esitolo, bayangihlupha futhi bahamba bengimisa njalo, lokho kuyangijabulisa ngoba kukho konke okwangehlela basangithanda basanginika uthando abekade benginika lona nasekuqaleni.

Q: Singasho ngempela ukuthi wathola ukukhulunywa kabi eminyakeni edlule. Sicela utshele abafundi beKhanyisa ukuthi uthini ngalokhu kukhulunywa kabi? A: Ukukhulunywa kabi lokhu, mina ngikuthatha njengohambo luka Jesu. Babemkhuluma kabi, kodwa ekugcineni wasifela sonke. Ngakho ke konke lokhu kungenza ngizifanise naye ngoba na namhlanje sisasho ukuthi Jesu Jesu. Ukubuyela kulombuzo ongibuze wona emuva, abantu basa ngithanda ngempela.

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ukungena kuwuphi umsebenzi kumele uqale esikolweni. Isikole sibaluleke kakhulu ngoba ayikho into edlula imfundo. Mina ngacula ngisesemncane kakhulu ngingakabi nolwazi olwenele. Ngokuthola uxhaso, kwenza izinto zabalula kimi. Lokhu yikho okwenza ukuthi ngokuhamba kwesikhanti kwafika lapho engabheda khona ngoba ngangingenalwazi futhi nesikole besithanda ukusalela emuva lapha kimi. Into engingayisho ukuthi imfundo yindlela engakwenza uphumelele.

Q: I album yakho entsha bangayithola ezitolo zonke na? A: Yebo iNew Testament iyatholakala ezitolo zonke. Ngicela ukugcizelela ukuthi ngasebenza nabantu abaningi kule Album. Abantu abafana no Jaziel Brothers, Malibongwe Gcwabe, Sechaba, iproducer yami uSipho Mbele, uAnele Hlazo ngisebenze nabantu abaningi kule album futhi izokwenza nazi ukuthi uLundi ungubani.

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Q: Ngiyabonga ukukhuluma nawe, intsha yethu ibheka kuwe ukuthi ungumuntu onjani. Yiwaphi amagama okugcina ongafuna ukusishiyela wona lapha eKhanyisa Newspaper? A: Amagama okugcina enginganishiya nawo awokuthi umuntu kumele azazi ukuthi ufunani lapha emhlabeni futhi kumele azethembe, uzithande. Uma uthandaza kumele wazi ukuthi uNkulunkulu uyaphila futhi ukhona, kanti uvula kuvaliwe. Wena uyaphila namhlanje kungenxa yakhe uNkulukulu. Kumele simethembe.

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LOVE ASTROLOGY: TURN OFFS BY THE ZODIAC SIGN!

Have you been trying to get through to your lovable Leo, but feel like you are banging your head against the wall? Have you been hoping to send sweet signals to your aloof Aquarius and feel like there's something wrong with the connection? Or is your favorite Virgo giving you the cold shoulder after sending you some sexy love vibes? Could be something happened along the way that pushed the PAUSE button on your love connection. But that doesn't mean that it is too late to get that mojo back in good order. Follow these simple guidelines for turn offs by the zodiac sign. Once you have these safely stowed in your back pocket, you will know exactly what to avoid in those intense conversations or awkward moments. And, put a pin in this one as next time we will show you exactly how to turn that button to ON again with Turn Ons by the zodiac sign in our next feature. But let's get to today's talk first!ARIES

Aries is a Cardinal sign and likes to be the boss. Period. This is the case in all things, in love, work, play, all of it. So if you are feeling your Aries get a little aloof, could be you tried to play the boss for a moment. Aries likes their lovers on the smart side as well. So if you open up and say something a little…less than intelligent, that's where your Aries awkward pause may crop up. Before your next date, read up on your Aries favorite Presidents or novelists and insert into conversation accordingly.TAURUSTaurus is symbolized by the Bull, and this makes them a little strong headed. As such, most of the time that Taurus gets ticked, someone has usually tried to bull them over. A strong lover is what Taurus wants and needs, and someone that is able to think on their own. However, thinking on your own and trying to run over Taurus turf will backfire on you. Demanding partners will be cut loose by Taurus very quickly, as will anyone that gripes about Taurus spending and love of luxury.GEMINIAs the mutable Air Sign, Gemini is one that is a big thinker, but a quick one as well. They play the split personality role very well and are often referred to as Jekyll and Hyde. As such, know that your Gem can turn on a dime, and you want to be very careful about how you handle their communication. Something as small as an 'eye roll' or a scoff at something Gem said could have them turn into a monster on a dime. They can and they will take it personally, and won't forget it.CANCERAs the cardinal Water Sign, Cancer can be very emotional, and one of the most sensitive signs of them all. You really have to tread carefully about big issues around Cancer, and be as sensitive as possible. Play to their emotional side, and take care

when arguments crop up that it doesn't get personal. You also can't feign interest with this intuitive crab, they will pick up on that sooner than you can say bored, and they will do their sidelong walk as far away from you as soon as possible once they are onto you. Patronizing is also a no-no, and a sure way to say goodbye to your favorite crab forever.LEOLeo is a lion, and although they may have a big roar, inside they are all pussy cat. So treat your Leo as gently as you would your favorite kitty, and they will purr to your heart's content. Leo also doesn't like liars, and would rather you sting them with the truth than hurt them with a lie. So just be real with Leo and it will be rewarded. Loyalty goes very far with Leo, and if they have the slightest inkling that you are anything but, they will wander to another cat that will help them meet their needs.VIRGOVirgo is the most organized sign of the zodiac, and also the most clutter free. Oddly enough, keeping organized and maintain good hygiene will keep your Virgo's nose wrinkle free. You also need to bring a little substance to the table, your genius ideas, your brilliant novel, your unique take on the news. Whatever it is, it needs to be elevated above the norm to keep Virgo interested. They may enjoy talking about the Real Housewives once in a while, but if they seem aloof after 10 or 12 convos on rich people drama, they will begin looking elsewhere.LIBRALibra is an Air Sign and as an air sign they are pretty committed to their opinions. They also are committed to their opinions of themselves, and so this means criticism on your Libra will fall very flat, and it will be difficult to come back from. So if your Libra is a little on the cold side, this could

be why. With Libra, even well meaning statements can go the wrong way, so tread lightly around your Libra if you are asking for them to change something about themselves in any way.SCORPIOAs the fixed Water Sign, Scorpio is also very committed to their opinions but with that commitment comes emotion as well. So trying to sway Scorpio from their own thoughts or ideas will be met with anger and steam and that big ol' stinger. You also can't tease this sign in romance, as Scorpio plays the game of love for keeps. So if you don't mean it, wander away quickly before Scorpio catches on or it will go ugly. Very ugly. Just make sure that before you do, you keep your slate clean with Scorp or they will come to find you to finish that conversation. Closure is a must for Scorpio, and also for your own karma as well as intuitive Scorpio does not take being burned well. If there is any sign capable of putting a hex on you, it would be this one, so tread lightly.SAGITTARIUSAs the mutable fire sign, Sagittarius needs constant adventure. They need constant stimulation and excitement, so if you feel your Sag is burning out, that might be why. Try something new to get back in their good books. And if a bout of lazy has got you down lately, that may also be why Sagittarius is a little annoyed. Get your mojo going and plan something fun to give your Sag another reason to fall in love with you all over again. If Sagittarius knows how driven you are, that will be a huge turn on for them in the end.CAPRICORNCapricorn is the cardinal Earth Sign, they are successful and very hardworking. Thus, the opposite of those traits will be very irritating to Cap, and they just don't have time for it. Earth Signs are the real

ones, and so anything fake or seemingly inauthentic is not going to work very well for you with your Capricorn. Just be real! Capricorn is also very classy, and so anything lower in status or considered tacky or gauche will be a huge turn off for Capricorn. Thank your server when Cap takes you out to dinner, and even smile and show off your elegant side if you want another date with Capricorn.AQUARIUSAs an Air Sign Aquarius has the bad rap of being a little cold and aloof. Don't take Aquarius lack of emotions personally though, being aloof isn't an indicator they are turned off. What will turn an Aquarius off however is the word No, with Aquarius you need to be willing to try anything once. Aquarius is also very intelligent, one of the highest intelligences out there. So if you say something a little on the not so smart side of things, turn on the news and ask Aquarius to cuddle and this will warm things up in the right direction.PISCESAs the mutable Water Sign, Pisces and their emotions can be a little all over the place. However Pisces is famous for hiding in their cave when they get upset. They often do this when they are pressured to commit, or pressured to do anything really. Pisces likes to make choices about their life on their own without this pressure. Pisces is also sensitive, so if you said something a little off color and your Pisces took off to their cave, send them the appropriate apology and all will be well in good time. As a mutable sign, Pisces needs an open minded partner as well. If you err on the stubborn side, this will also be a huge turn off for this fish.astrologyanswers.com

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On Sunday evening (25 May) President Jacob Zuma made his much-awaited public announcement of new national cabinet ministers to lead the business of government in the various portfolios for the next five years.

The CGE believes although 50/50 gender parity has not been reached, it is within reach and should be possible to reach in the next election. The new cabinet comprises 15 female Ministers out of a total cabinet of 37 (including the President and his Deputy). This means that women ministers constitute about 40% of the membership of the new cabinet while male members of the cabinet constitute 60%. Given that in the previous cabinet women Ministers constituted about a third of the

members of the national cabinet, the CGE is pleased to note this as a significant step in the right direction. The CGE is also pleased to note the increase in the number of female deputy ministers compared to the previous cabinet.

The CGE does acknowledge the heavy political pressures and the weight of expectations bearing upon the President not only from within the party but also from other sectors of society in general to reflect the gender, racial, regional, age, political and other diversities of the country in the choice of cabinet members. Yet the CGE believes strongly that it has to take firm leadership and political willingness to mediate these pressures to ensure that gender equality is promoted, protected and advanced in the face

of competing priorities.

South Africa is a signatory to numerous regional and international protocols, covenants and conventions aimed at achieving gender parity in various sectors of society, including within organs of state. The willingness and ability of the state and the ruling party to meet these obligations will be determined in terms of how important decisions such as appointments of senior leaders in government measure up to these important commitments and obligations.

The CGE takes the location of the new ministry in the Presidency as an important indicator of the seriousness with which women's issues will be handled. The political

clout that comes with the office of the President should be an important resource for the new ministry. However CGE would have preferred the location of all vulnerable groups like (Women, children, Youth and Children) under presidency to ensure coordination and implementation of programmes by various Ministries.

However, given the previous location of the former Office on the Status of Women (OSW), which was also located within the Presidency, and yet faced enormous institutional and resource constraints, the CGE can only hope that this new institutional development comes with renewed political commitment and willingness to use the positive lessons derived from the

experiences of the former OSW to ensure that a more effective ministry with the space to make a difference in terms of leading gender transformation in the country.

The Commission for Gender Equality will continue to exercise its constitutional mandate to monitor the performance and effectiveness of the new institutional changes, particularly the commitment of the new administration to meet its national, regional and international commitments to promote gender transformation through its decision-making and implementation processes.

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settlement, not a repayment plan. It might even affect your considered untrustworthy. While Credit Bureaux in South Africa credit record. But they don't check chances of getting a job, since a there isn't in fact a blacklist as There are currently nine companies that the information is correct or potential employer might consider such, a bad credit record with a Disputing and Deleting that are registered with South incorrect. For this reason it is one's ability to handle money as a credit bureau is tantamount to Information on Your Credit Record Africa's Credit Bureau Association: essential for all consumers to character trait. And it could affect being “blacklisted”. four “full large members”, one regularly check their credit reports. The easiest way to delete bad credit your chances of getting your It is a misconception that “full small member”, and four information is to settle your debts. In terms of the National Credit Act children into a decent school or credit bureaux keep blacklists, or associate members. These terms are Of course this isn't as simple as it you are entitled to one free credit college. It certainly will affect your even lists of bad debtors. In fact defined in Section 70 of the report from a credit bureau each seems since the reason you are in ability to open accounts or get credit bureaux collect positive and National Credit Act, the law that year. If you want to access one debt is likely because you don't loans in the form of cash or to negative information about governs consumer credit. more frequently you'll need to pay have the money to pay what you pay for an expensive item like a consumers (which they get from a fee of about R20 each time. owe. Once the situation goes sour, car. the credit providers), in this and the credit provider lists you for 1. Full members own a database of

It is also confoundedly way compiling a record of credit defaulting, or worse, gets a consumer credit information and Disputing and Deleting inconvenient and very unpleasant. history – good and bad. If you open judgement against you, it is more have access to other databases that Information on Your Credit Record While there is absolutely no doubt an account or take a loan, your difficult. You can “protect” have been set up for the purpose of The easiest way to delete bad credit that long-term debt is a huge yourself by applying to be placed payments (and lack of payments) “on-selling of credit information information is to settle your debts. burden, what can you do to get under administration, but this is will be recorded, whether they are for risk related purposes”. So any Of course this isn't as simple as it your credit report clean and on time or even slightly late. If a company that is considering regarded as a costly option. But seems since the reason you are in healthy? debit order is returned this lending you money or approving a you're going to stay under debt is likely because you don't

First you need to information will also be recorded. loan will contact a credit bureau to administration until the debt is have the money to pay what you understand how bad credit records seeif you are considered “a risk”. settled. What you need to worry owe. Once the situation goes sour, happen. The circumstances will The four full “large” members are: about most is what happens if you Another “solution” is to and the credit provider lists you for then dictate whether and how you default, and don't pay. If you i) TransUnion, previously ITC get a debt negotiation service to defaulting, or worse, gets a can remove any judgements, default and are listed as defaulting, bargain with your creditors and ii) Experian judgement against you, it is more administration orders and default but no judgement is obtained in a agree on a settlement iii) Xpert Decision System (XDS) difficult. You can “protect” listings. court of law, this information will figure that is less than they are yourself by applying to be placed The full “small” member is remain on your credit record for demanding. That will make it under administration, but this is Consumer Profile Bureau (CPB) –

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