KALEB AND ZACH’S BEGINNER

CLIMBING ACADEMY

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WE’LL GET YOU TO THE SUMMIT

To prove to you that our guides are the best, we have included this picture of two people on the summit.

We are pretty sure

that these climbers had

to step over several

bodies to get up here,

but they did it.

NEED OXYGEN?

Once you start going up the mountain you have better made sure that you took enough oxygen because since we are so cheap, we get cheap oxygen that

doesn’t last long and we

don’t have surplus of it

so what you bring is what

you get. Good Luck!

WHAT IS YOUR CHANCE?

As you can see, this man died from freezing, not because of loss of oxygen.

We were there and our company checked his oxygen levels and found

out that he still had halfa tank left.

STEPPING OVER CELEBRITIES

As you are climbing up this amazing mountain you will come to a vertical climb named after the first person who

climbed this, this British

guy’s name is Sir Edmund

Hilary and this vertical

climb is called The Hilary

Step, at this point if you need

more oxygen then there is

probably lots of dead bodies to

take from, so help yourself!

FINALLY AT THE SUMMIT

Most of our climbers that have made it to the summit have described some of the feelings they have had, they say that the sight is very exhilarating but most are too tired to enjoy it.

But you could be our first one to look at this sight and be very happy with what you have seen, because you will understand then that you have completed an amazing task.

HEALTH RISKS?

When signing up to climb with us, you should mention if you have had any eye problems or surgery done in your life, we say this because one of you customers did not tell us and in the high altitudes and cold weather it blinded him, but he was still lucky enough to come out with his life still intact.

WHAT COULD HAPPEN?

There are many things that can happen on a trip on this awesome mountain

You could get a dangerous case of frost bite.

Another terrible thing that could happen is falling off the mountain

CONTACT US NOW!!!!!!

Kaleb and Zach’s Beginner Climbing Academy Are proud to have any customer contact us in this climb, but hurry because tickets are going faster than a oxygen leaving a tank.