8/6/2019 K-Konnect - Volume IV, Issue 4

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22Venice Art Walk

and Auction

Alexandrias

House: Introduc-

tory Tea

23Friends of Ani-

mals

24Culver City Ki-

wanis Meeting

Horseback Rid-

ing Social

25Santa Monica

Kiwanis Meeting

26Friends of Ani-

mals

27Circle K Day of

Fun and BBQ

28

29Grupo Folkloric

de UCLA

30Friends of Ani-

mals

31 1Santa Monica

Kiwanis Meeting

2Playa Del Rey

K-Kids End of te

Year BanquetEnd of the Quar-

ter Potluck

3Circle K Day of

Fun and BBQ

4

5 6 7Fairfax Kiwanis

Meeting

8Santa Monica

Kiwanis Meeting

9 10 11

Calendar of Events : May / JuneSunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday

TurKeys Take: Banquets

You know what fries my wings? End of the year banquets! Imexcited about UCLA Circle Ks banquet but man oh man, thats

just one of many banquets I want to go to. Theres UCSDs, LongBeachs, and other schools banquets I want to stuff myself full at.And theyre also pricey. Fifteen to twenty dollars to attend each ban-quet? Goodness, there might as well be a district fundraising initia-

tive just for them. So what is an amazing hybrid creature going to doto alleviate this banquet dilema? Get surgery and split myself intotwo. Just kidding. Im going to save. Im going into lockdown modeafter UCLA Circle Ks banquet until summer starts. No eating caviareveryday. No spending money on Louis Vuitton clothing. Time to

just stay put and save as much as I can if i want to attend those fabu-lous banquets.

If youre having the same issue but cant seem to save, heresmy two turkey cents: only attend the banquets you can really goto! Were all busy, poor college students, and as much as we wantto support other schools, were not superheroes! Well, not unlessyoure Patrick Huie.

So theres my little rant for the day. Until my next rant, I shall beseeing you all at other schools banquets!

Love,Turkey

Memorial

Day

Finals Week / Commencement