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Just for a laugh Paraprodokian (humourous ending).
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Just for a laughJust for a laugh
ParaprodokianParaprodokian
(humourous ending)(humourous ending)
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first …To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first …
and call whatever you hit the target. and call whatever you hit the target.
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Where there is a will, …Where there is a will, …
I want to be in it.I want to be in it.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
But it's still on my list. But it's still on my list.
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Since light travels faster than sound, some Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright …people appear bright …
until you hear them speak. until you hear them speak.
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If I agreed with you, …If I agreed with you, …
we'd both be wrong. we'd both be wrong.
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Going to church doesn't Going to church doesn't make you a Christian …make you a Christian …
any more than standing in any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. a garage makes you a car.
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Change is inevitable, Change is inevitable, ……
except from a vending except from a vending machine. machine.
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Nostalgia isn't what …Nostalgia isn't what …
it used to be.it used to be.
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We never really grow up, …We never really grow up, …
we only learn how to act in public. we only learn how to act in public.
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War does not determine who is War does not determine who is right, … right, …
only who’s left.only who’s left.
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Knowledge is knowing Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. it in a fruit salad.
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They begin the evening news They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' …with 'Good Evening,' …
then proceed to tell you why it then proceed to tell you why it isn't. isn't.
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I thought I wanted a I thought I wanted a career.career.
Turns out I just Turns out I just wanted paychecks. wanted paychecks.
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In filling out an application, where it says, 'In In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' …case of emergency, notify:' …
I put 'DOCTOR.' I put 'DOCTOR.'
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I didn't say it was your I didn't say it was your fault, …fault, …
I said I was blaming you.I said I was blaming you.
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Money can't buy Money can't buy happiness, …happiness, …
but it sure makes but it sure makes misery easier to live misery easier to live with. with.
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There's a fine line There's a fine line between cuddling between cuddling and holding and holding someone down …someone down …
so they can't get so they can't get away. away.
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I used to be indecisive.I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not so sure.Now I'm not so sure.
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You're never too old …You're never too old …
to learn something stupid. to learn something stupid.
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Have a good day!Have a good day!