June 2014

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FEATURE ARTICLES Gardening

Plotting a vegetable garden 04

The Better Life All change!. Derek Thompson 06

Recipe of the Month Glazed Chicken Kebabs 08

Children's Page Puzzles and more 14 Marie Curie Cancer Care

Time to give 16

Manor Park & Hempstead Field Residents Association news 18

Beauty Beach Ready Beauty 22

Short story Fashionable at 50 24

Life Begins

Ne’er cast a clout 26

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Ian James 01825 765 753 [email protected] www.TN22.co.uk

Hi everyone,

I watched Question Time last week and

Nev Wilshire (Welsh call centre) was a

panel member. He made some comment

about what if England didn‟t do well in

the football. He then went on to say

“There‟ll be some winging pome‟s out

there I can tell you”. Strangely enough,

about 10 years ago I had an Australian

neighbour, actually that‟s not strange,

but strangely enough he used to make the

same mistake as Nev Wilshire did.

The „British‟ are not the pome‟s. Origi-

nally it‟s fair to say they had that title or

moreover the ships that carried thieves,

rapists, scoundrels and anyone who stole

a loaf of bread to Australia circa 1830

when we used deportation as a method of

„non capital‟ punishment, would have the

letters “POME” in 6 feet high livery

painted on the sides. It stood for

“Prisoners of Mother England”. Why?

Because ships were valuable and it sent a

clear message to any „would-be pirate‟ to

„Stay away from this ship as only trouble

awaits you here‟. Originally an acronym

for the status of inmates sent to Australia:

'Prisoner of Mother England'. At first

used by the English to describe Austra-

lians (as anyone Australian must, obvi-

ously, have come from prison), now in a

strange reversal used by Australians to

designate anyone from England. But just

for the record Nev, and all those other

misguided historians, including my

daughter who has lived in Australia for 4

years and now feels she has the right to

teasingly chastise me with “Ya winging

pome” Please get it right. I‟m British and

definitely not a pome!

Stay safe everyone

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Style Perfection 23 Oven Cleaning The Oven Man 07 Patio Construction Repairs—repointing Brickwork Repairs 25 Paving Supplies P N Paving Supplies 31 Property Letting Agent

Duke Lettings 32

Repointing Brickwork Repairs 02

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