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    CAST OF CHARACTERS

    ANNAMARIE, plays THE PRINCE.

    BECKY, plays TYBALT.BETHANY, plays GREGORY & CITIZENS.

    CAITLIN, plays CITIZENS, the LA!Y CAP"LET.

    CHARLOTTE, plays PETR"CHIO & #R! $ATCHMAN.CHANTELLE, plays LOR! CAP"LET.

    CO"RTNEY, plays FRIAR LA$RENCE.

    !ONNA, plays LA!Y MONTAG"E & CITIZENS.

    GEMMA, plays MERC"TIO.%ANE, plays LOR! MONTAG"E.

    %ANET, plays $ATCHMAN & CITIZENS.

    LIN!ZI, plays ROMEO, the BALTHAZAR.

    LISA, plays PARIS.MARIA, plays %"LIET.

    MICHELLE, plays SAMPSON & CITIZENS.MILLIE, plays ABRAM & ' $ATCHMAN.

    NATASHA, plays LA!Y CAP"LET, the ROMEO.

    PEARL, plays N"RSE.TIFFANY, plays BEN(OLIO.

    MISS CARTER

    PRINCIPAL BOOKBIN!ER

    The )ast *)l+'es - e/ales a0e' #12 34 516, pl+s a'+lt

    e/ales 7h3 /ay 8e playe' 8y y3+0e4 a)t34s * e)essa4y.

    Juliet and Her Romeos

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    ACT I

    SCENE 9Class 3 *etee GIRLS. All 0*4ls ha:e a 833; 8e34e the/ as3e 0*4l 4ea's al3+' 43/ the te Ne:e4 7as the4e a st34y 3 /34e 73e tha th*s 3 %+l*et a' he4 R3/e3. The E'.

    MISS C> Tha; y3+, %aet. S3, 0*4ls, 7hat '*' y3+ th*;?

    F*4st */p4ess*3s.

    PEARL> B3414*0.

    CHANTELLE> I )3+l'@t +'e4sta' *t. All th3se 7he4e34es a' 7he4e a4t th3+s a' p4*theeth*s a' p4*thee that a' all the 3l'1ash*3e' tal;*0. It 7as l*;e 4ea'*0 a 34e*0

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    la0+a0e.

    %ANET> It 7as l*;e 4eally ha4' t3 3ll37.

    !ONNA> The 7ay they 7as all tal;*0 *t 7as +st l*;e t3tally

    7e*4'.

    MISS C> $hat a83+t the st34y?

    BETHANY> The st34y 7as la/e'*'@t /a;e 3 sese.

    MICHELLE> It 7as a '+/8 st34y.

    %ANE> I )3+l'@t 0et *t3 *t.

    MISS C> The )ha4a)te4s, 7hat '*' y3+ th*; 3 the )ha4a)te4s?

    LISA> I '*'@t 0et 7hy they ha' t3 ;*ll the/sel:es7hat 7as

    all that a83+t?

    BETHANY> I th3+0ht they 7as 83th a pa*4 3 l3se4s.

    CO"RTNEY> I th3+0ht Ty8alt 7as )33l.

    TIFFANY> Yeah, )4ay psy)h3paths, +st y3+4 type.

    CO"RTNEY> Sh+t *t p*a a)e.

    MISS C> N3, D+*et 37that@s D+*te *te4est*0. L*sa, y3+ t33; *ss+e 7*th the a)t that R3/e3

    a' %+l*et 83th '*e' 34 the*4 l3:e.

    LISA> N3, M*ss, I t33; *ss+e 7*th the a)t that they 7e4e 83th st+p*'.

    MISS C> St+p*'?

    LISA> I@' e:e4 ;*ll /ysel 3:e4 s3/e 83y.

    %ANET> H37 73+l' y3+ ;37? Y3+@:e e:e4 ha' a83y4*e'.

    LISA> L*;e y3+ 73+l' ;37.

    MISS C> C3/e 3 37, )3+l' 3e 3 y3+ app4e)*ate the 'epth 3 pass*3 elt 8y these sta41

    )43sse' l3:e4s?

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    LIN!ZI> B+t y3+ '3@t ;*ll y3+4sel +st 8e)a+se y3+ th*; y3+4 83y4*e' has ;*lle' h*s sel.

    %ANE> Y3+4 83y4*e' 73+l' ha:e t3 ;*ll h*s sel * he 7as see 3+t 7*th y3+.

    MARIA> M*ss Ca4te4? I %+l*et 7as 3ly th*4tee a' she 7as 03*0 t3 8e' 7*th R3/e3*s@t

    that a0a*st the la7?

    %ANET> M*ss? H37 3l' 7as R3/e3 s+pp3se' t3 8e?

    GEMMA> $as@t he l*;e a pe4:e, ha:*0 se< 7*th a th*4tee

    yea4 3l'?

    MISS C> These 7e4e '*e4et t*/es 0*4ls, '*e4et /34al sta'a4's. C3+4tey, y3+ th3+0htTy8alt 7as a )33l )ha4a)te4 e I th3+0ht R3/e3 7as a 8*t s3t.

    BECKY> I th3+0ht he 7as 0ay.

    MISS C> I 73'e4 ha:e ay 3 y3+ see the *l/ :e4s*3 7*th Le3a4'3 !*Cap4*3, 7he he 7asplay*0 R3/e3?

    CO"RTNEY> Yea, I ha:e, he 7as ly * that.

    GEMMA> Yea they 7as all )app*@ ea)h 3the4. That 7as a 7*);e' *l/.

    MISS C> The4e, y3+ see. A' * that *l/ they '*'@t )ha0e the la0+a0e. They +se' the

    34*0*al te The the4e@s $est S*'e St34y, the Be4ste* /+s*)al, a3the4 )3te/p34a4y ta;e 3 theplay sh37*0 the M3ta0+es a' Cap+lets as 4*:al st4eet 0a0s.

    GEMMA> !*'@t see that 3e.

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    MISS C> $ell, y3+ /+st. It@s a 73'e4+l *l/.

    CO"RTNEY> $est S*'e St34y? $as Le3a4'3 !*Cap4*3 * that?

    MISS C> $hat I@/ say*0 *s that these *l/s p3*t +p h37 4ele:at a' +p1t31'ate the st34y *s.

    !*' ay 3 y3+ 3t see h37 83th R3/e3 a' %+l*et 7e4e, * a sese4e8els * y3+ l*;e4e8ell*0a0a*st the*4 pa4ets, a0a*st the 3l'e4 0ee4at*3, p+4s+*0 a ;*' 3 348*''e l3:e?

    BECKY> $hat, y3+ /ea l*;e they 7as 0ay?

    MISS C> The4e a4e 3the4 34/s 3 348*''e l3:e, Be);y. I 7as th*;*0 /34e 3 a )+lt+4al 34

    eth*) '*:*'e, * y3+ l*;e, 4ep4esete' 8y the t73 3pp3s*0 a/*l*es, the M3ta0+es a'

    the Cap+lets.

    LIN!ZI> L*;e '3 y3+ /ea l*;e 3e 7as 8la); a' the 3the4 3e 7as 7h*te?

    MISS C> S3/eth*0 l*;e that, yes.

    LIN!ZI> B+t I th3+0ht they '*'@t ha:e 3 8la); pe3ple * the/ 'ays.

    MISS C> $ell, /ay8e 3t * *teeth1)et+4y Pa'+a.

    ANNAMARIE> They 7e4e Ital*as 7e4e@t they, M*ss? Y3+ '3@t 0et 3 8la); Ital*as.

    MISS C> $hat I@/ t4y*0 t3 0et at *s that th*s play * pa4t*)+la4 * the 7h3le )a3 3

    Sha;espea4e@s plays, th*s play * pa4t*)+la4 has /ay )3te/p34a4y 4es3a)es.

    CAITLIN> E Y3+ /ea '3 *t l*;e a)t*0 *t 3+t?

    LISA> M*0ht 8e + 34 y3+, M*ss Ca4te4, 8+t I '3@t see 3 +

    * *t.

    !ONNA> E4, M*ss Ca4te4, I '3@t ;37 * y3+@:e 3t*)e',

    M*ss, 8+t the4e a4e@t ay 83ys * th*s s)h33l. H37 7e 03*0

    t3 a)t *t 3+t * the4e a4e@t ay 83ys?

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    %ANE> A4e y3+ 03*0 t3 0et s3/e 83ys * M*ss43/ the

    H*0h S)h33l?

    MISS C> N3, 7hat I ha' * /*' *s that 7e /3+t a all

    e/ale p43'+)t*3 3 R3/e3 a' %+l*et t3 p4eset t3 the pa4etsat the e' 3 te4/.

    PEARL> Y3+ a4e 3;*@, a4e@t y3+, M*ss?

    MILLIE> $e )a@t a)t *t 3+t, M*ss Ca4te4*t@s t33 l30.

    %ANE> A' t33 834*0.

    CAITLIN> $e@4e 3t 03*0 t3 '3 the 7h3le play a4e 7e, M*ss?

    MISS C> May8e 3t the 7h3le play, 8+t /3st 3 *t.

    PEARL> M*ss Ca4te4, e B+t 7e@ll e:e4 lea4 *t. $e@ll e:e4 8e a8le t3

    4e/e/8e4 *t.

    CHARLOTTE> $*ll 7e 8e 34)e' t3 '3 *t?

    MISS C> N3 3e 7*ll 8e 34)e', Cha4l3tte.

    MILLIE> I@/ 3t '3*0 *t.

    BETHANY> $e )a@t say th3se l*es, 3t p43pe4ly, 3t 3+t

    l3+'.

    MISS C> Y3+@:e 3 *'ea 7hat y3+ )a '3 +less y3+ 0*:e *t a

    t4y.

    MICHELLE> !3es th*s /ea s3/e 3 +s 7*ll ha:e t3 play a83y?

    LISA> I@/ 3t play*0 a 83y.

    ANNAMARIE> N3, y3+@' 8e 033' as a 83y, L*say3+@:e

    al4ea'y 03t the /3+sta)he.

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    LISA> Sh+t +p, t3*let 84eath.

    CAITLIN> The4e *s@t e3+0h t*/e 43/ 37 +t*l the e' 3

    te4/.

    MISS C> N3sese, the4e@s plety 3 t*/e. It@s /3ths a7ay.

    BECKY> B+t M*ss Ca4te4, the4e@s ;*ss*0 a' st+ * *tI@/

    3t ;*ss*0 a 0*4l.

    %ANE> That@s 3t 7hat I hea4'.

    BECKY> Sh+t *t Les83.

    %ANE> Ta;es 3e t3 ;37 3e.

    MISS C> C3/e 3 0*4ls, that@s e3+0h 3 that.

    CO"RTNEY> Y3+ 7at +s t3 '4ess +p as 83ys? That *s s3 3t

    03*0 t3 happe.

    MISS C> I Sha;espea4e@s 'ays, the e/ale 43les * all h*s

    734;s 7e4e playe' 8y 83ys. The 83ys, the y3+ths, all '4esse'

    +p as 0*4ls. S3, * the sp*4*t 3 that t4a'*t*3, all 7e@ll 8e '3*0

    *s 4e:e4s*0 the p43)ess.

    CHARLOTTE> Yeah 8+t M*ss Ca4te4, 83ys e3y '4ess*0 +p

    as 0*4ls.

    %ANET> H37 '3 y3+ ;37, Cha4l3tte?

    BETHANY> $e@ll all e' +p l33;*0 st+p*' '4esse' +p as

    83ys.

    MISS C> $hat y3+ 7*ll 8e 7ea4*0 *s 3t */p34tat.

    %ANE> Oh *t *s, M*ss, *t@s :e4y */p34tat.

    MISS C> Y3+@ll 8e play*0 a 43le, that@s all, a )ha4a)te4. !3@t

    y3+ th*; *t 7*ll 8e e

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    !ONNA> N3, that@s 3t a*4 y3+ )a@t +st 04a8 the 8est pa4t

    34 y3+4sel. Ay7ay, y3+ ha' the 8est pa4t last t*/e.

    MISS C> I@ll 8e 'e)*'*0 7h3 plays 7hat )ha4a)te4. I@ll

    h3pe+lly 8e all3)at*0 43les e !3@t all3)ate /e, M*ss, I@/ tell*0 y3+, s344y, M*ss

    Ca4te4, I )a@t p4ete' t3 8e a 83y. I@/ +st 3t '3*0 *t.

    MISS C> All 3 y3+, y3+@:e 03t a 7h3le 7ee; t3 0et +se' t3

    the *'ea. T4+st /e 0*4ls, 3)e y3+@:e sta4te', 3)e y3+@:e

    8e0+ t3 *//e4se y3+4sel:es * the la0+a0e, the st34y, the

    atast*) )ha4a)te4s, y3+@ll l3:e *t. E:e4y3e * th*s s)h33l hasthe h*0hest e M*ss Ca4te4, a4e y3+ t4y*0 t3 t+4 +s *t3 'y;es?

    MISS C> N3, Be);y, I@/ 3t t4y*0 t3 t+4 y3+ *t3 'y;es. I@/t4y*0 t3 t+4 y3+ *t3 )3*'et y3+0 73/e 7h3 ha:e the

    )3+4a0e a' a/8*t*3 t3 a)h*e:e a8s3l+tely ayth*0 they p+t

    the*4 /*' t3. Y3+ all ha:e h+0e p3tet*al. He4e@s +st a3the43pp34t+*ty 34 y3+ t3 4eal*se *t.

    SCENE 9C3//+al a4ea. The 0*4ls a4e s)atte4e' a43+' * 043+ps, s3/e

    3 the/ l*ste*0 t3 /+s*), s3/e te $he 7e 7e4e 4ea'*0 *t, I )3+l'@t 0et hal 3 7hat 7e

    7as 4ea'*0.

    GEMMA> I th*; M*ss has l3st *tI 4eally '3. He4 th*;*0

    7e )3+l' '3 a 7h3le Sha;espea4e play.

    %ANE> It@s )4ay. A' ay7ay, she )a@t 34)e +s t3 '3 *t.

    GEMMA> The4e@ll 3ly 8e Natasha a' the st+);1+p )437'

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    7*ll 7at t3 '3 *t.

    9GRO"P B>=

    MILLIE> A4e y3+ 03*0 t3 8e * *t?

    CHARLOTTE> I 7hat?

    MILLIE> I th*s play M*ss Ca4te4 7ats +s t3 '3.

    CHARLOTTE> I '3@t th*; ay83'y@s 03*0 t3 8e * *t.

    MILLIE> I@' 8e * *t * I ha' 3e 3 the s/all pa4ts, 8+t s3/e 3

    the 3the4 pa4ts, the4e@s t33 /+)h t3 lea4.

    CHARLOTTE> I '3@t ;37 7hy she ha' t3 'e)*'e 3

    Sha;espea4e. $hy )3+l'@t she )h33se s3/eth*0 7e )3+l'

    +'e4sta'?9GRO"P C>=

    %ANET> M*ss Ca4te4 has s3/e +y *'eas, '3@t y3+ th*;?

    ANNAMARIE> $hat '3 y3+ /ea?

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    %ANET> Th*s play she 7ats +s all t3 '3.

    CAITLIN> R3/e3 a' %+l*et, a4e y3+ tal;*0 a83+t R3/e3 a'

    %+l*et?

    %ANET> It 7as ha4' e3+0h +st ha:*0 t3 4ea' *t.

    CAITLIN> Yes, 8+t 7e ha:e t3 '3 at least 3e Sha;espea4e.

    %ANET> !3es@t /ea 7e ha:e t3 a)t *t 3+t.

    ANNAMARIE> M*ss Ca4te4 /+st 8e 3 he4 +t * she th*;say83'y 7*ll 7at t3 '3 *t.

    CAITLIN> Yeah, 8+t *t helps y3+ t3 +'e4sta' *t 8ette4 * y3+ha:e t3 a)t *t 3+t.

    %ANET> I '3@t see 7hy 7e ha:e t3 '3 Sha;espea4e ay7ay.$hy )a@t 7e '3 s3/eth*0 /34e +p1t31'ate, s3/eth*0 7e

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    )a +'e4sta' I /ea, Sha;espea4e, *t@s l*;e s3 last )et+4y.

    SCENE #

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. F3+4 GIRLS a4e 4ehea4s*0 7*th M*ss, 4ea'*0

    43/ the te The hea's 3 the /a*'s?

    SAMPSON> Ay, the hea's 3 the /a*'s, 34 the*4 /a*'ehea's.

    Ta;e *t * 7hat sese th3+ 7*lt.

    GREGORY> They /+st ta;e *t * sese that eel *t.

    SAMPSON> Me they shall eel 7h*le I a/ a8le t3 sta',

    A' @t*s ;37 I a/ a p4etty p*e)e 3 lesh.

    GREGORY> @T*s 7ell th3+ a4t 3t *sh. I th3+ ha'st, th3+ha'st 8ee p33413h.

    MICHELLE> M*ss, s344y, I '3@t 0et *t. I +st '3@t 0et *t. I

    '3@t 0et ay 3 *t.

    MISS C> $hat *s *t y3+ '3@t 0et, M*)helle?

    MICHELLE> All 3 *t. R*0ht 43/ the 8e0**0.

    BETHANY> Me t33, M*ss, I /ea, 4*0ht 43/ the *4st l*e.

    9Che);*0 he4 s)4*pt>= O /y 734' 7e@ll 3t )a44y )3als?$hat@s that a83+t?

    MISS C> $ell, the t73 3 y3+, Sa/ps3 a' G4e034y, 83thCap+lets, 4e/e/8e4, a4e s*/ply stat*0 that 3 3 a))3+t 7*ll

    they all37 the/sel:es t3 8e h+/*l*ate' 8y ay M3ta0+es

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    they )3/e a)43ss. N3t )a44y )3als *s +st l*;e say*0, 3t 8e

    sh37 +p. N3t 8e '*sse', * y3+ l*;e.

    BETHANY> L*;e 3t ta;e ay sh*t3h, s344y M*ss.

    MISS C> N3, e $ell, l*;e 7hat passes 34 the 3t*3 3 4espe)t

    these 'ays.

    MICHELLE> $hat '3es *t /ea 7he he says, I 7*ll ta;e the7all 3 ay /a 34 /a*' 3 M3ta0+es?

    MISS C> $ell a0a*, that@s l*;e say*0, * a M3ta0+e )3/es

    the 3the4 7ay al30 the pa:e/et, I@ll /a;e s+4e that * he7ats t3 pass /e he@ll ha:e t3 /3:e 3:e4 *t3 the 0+tte4.

    MICHELLE> Oh, I 0et y3+. Y3+ l*;e sta' y3+4 043+'.

    MISS C> Sta' y3+4 043+', yes.

    MICHELLE> The they ;eep 03*0 3 a83+t th*s 7all, 7hat@s

    *t say, th4+st*0 /a*'s t3 the 7all?

    BETHANY> A' the )+tt*0 3 the*4 hea's. C+tt*0 3 the*4

    hea's?

    MISS C> Ah yes, )+tt*0 3 the*4 hea's... $hat *t *s, the

    y3+0 /e a4e 4eally )3/pet*0 7*th ea)h 3the4 * te4/s 3

    ea)h 3the4s, e4/, :*4*l*ty, * y3+ l*;e. The 4ee4e)e t3 /a*'sa' hea's...

    BETHANY> Oh yeah M*ss, *t@s al4*0ht, I 0et *t...

    MISS C> N3, 3, the 4ee4e)e *s t3 /a*'ehea', :*40**ty.

    BETHANY> Really?MISS C> Y3+@ll a04ee *t@s s3/eth*0 y3+0 /e '3 te' t3

    38sess a83+t.

    MICHELLE> Y3+@4e tell*0 /e, M*ss.

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    MISS C> The 7h3le 'ya/*) 8et7ee these )ha4a)te4s, these

    t73 y3+0 8l33's, *s that G4e034y *s )3t*+ally s+00est*0

    that Sa/ps3 *s 3t 4eally as t3+0h, 34 * y3+ l*;e, as :*4*le, ashe /a;es 3+t.

    MICHELLE> That *s s3 l*;e /y ;*' 843the4 M*ssy3+ sh3+l'see h*/, he@s 3ly t7el:e a' he@s al4ea'y s7a00e4*0 a83+t

    l*;e he@s s3/e ;*' 3 0a0ste4 4appe4. 9!3es */pe4s3at*3>=

    Y3 8*t)h, 7he4e y3+ 8* ha0*? I@/ pa);* heat, /a.

    MISS C> That@s e He '3es, he 4eally a)*es h*/sel.

    BETHANY> A' 7hat@s th*s /ea M*ss, th*s p334 3h?

    MISS C> I th*; G4e034y /*0ht 8e */ply*0 that Sa/ps3 *s3t as, e4/, 7ell1e'37e', shall 7e say, as he )la*/s t3 8e.

    BETHANY> Ah, 7*);e'. I 0et *t 37. $hat a pa*4 3...

    MISS C> Let@s )a44y 3 37, 43/ 7he4e A84a/M*ll*e, that@s

    y3+ M*ll*e, a4e y3+ 4ea'y43/ 7he4e A84a/ 43/ the

    M3ta0+es )3/es 3 sta0e 7*th Cha4l3tte. Bethay, '3 thel*e.

    BETHANY> !4a7 thy t33l9They 8+4st *t3 0*00les.=

    MISS C> C3/e 3 37, '3 *t p43pe4ly.

    GREGORY> !4a7 thy t33l He4e )3/es the h3+se 3 the

    M3ta0+es.

    17

    SAMPSON> My a;e' 7eap3 *s 3+t.9They 0*00le a0a*.=

    S344y M*ss. My a;e' 7eap3 *s 3+t. +a44el. I 7*ll 8a);

    thee.

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    GREGORY> H37? T+4 thy 8a); a' 4+?

    SAMPSON> Fea4 /e 3t.

    GREGORY> N3, /a44y. I ea4 thee.

    SAMPSON> Let +s ta;e the la7 3 3+4 s*'es. Let the/ 8e0*.

    GREGORY> I 7*ll 437 as I pass 8y, a' let the/ ta;e *t asthey l*st.

    SAMPSON> Nay, as they 'a4e. I 7*ll 8*te /y th+/8 at the/,

    7h*)h *s a '*s04a)e t3 the/, * they 8ea4 *t.

    MICHELLE> It says 8*tes h*s th+/8. $hy '3es *t say 8*tes

    h*s th+/8?

    MISS C> It@s a *s+lt, l*;e a 4+'e 0est+4e.

    9Bethay a' M*)helle l33; at ea)h 3the4, p+le'.=

    Let /e sh37 y3+.

    9She 'e/3st4ates.=

    See? L*;e that. T3'ay *t 73+l' 8e...

    MICHELLE> $hat, l*;e t73 *0e4s?

    BETHANY> L*;e they@4e 0*:*0 the/ the *0e4?

    MISS C> That@s 4*0ht. T4y *t.

    9M*)helle t4*es 3+t the 0est+4e a' Bethay 4epeats *t.=

    O;ay, I th*; y3+@:e 03t the *'ea. R*0ht, M*ll*e, th*s *s y3+4

    l*e 37 7he4e y3+ 8e0* t3 )343t y3+4 ee/*es, the

    Cap+lets. R*0ht, 3 y3+ 03. M*ll*e?

    ABRAM> !3 y3+ 8*te y3+4 th+/8 at +s, s*4?

    SAMPSON> I '3 8*te /y th+/8, s*4.

    ABRAM> !3 y3+ 8*te y3+4 th+/8 at +s, s*4?

    SAMPSON> Is the la7 3 3+4 s*'e * I say ay?

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    GREGORY> N3.

    SAMPSON> N3, s*4. I '3 3t 8*te /y th+/8 at y3+, s*4, 8+t I8*te /y th+/8, s*4.

    GREGORY> !3 y3+ D+a44el, s*4?

    ABRAM> +a44el, s*4? N3, s*4.

    SAMPSON> B+t * y3+ '3, s*4, I a/ 34 y3+. I se4:e as 033' a

    /a as y3+.

    ABRAM> N3 8ette4.SAMPSON> $ell, s*4.

    MISS C> M*)helle, 7he y3+ say 7ell s*4, *t@s /34e l*;e

    y3+@4e ta+t*0 A84a/, y3+@4e sp3*l*0 34 a *0ht, 83th 3 y3+,

    l*;e y3+@4e 4eally say*0, )3/e 3, * y3+ th*; y3+@4e ha4'e3+0h.

    MICHELLE> 9M3);*0>= C3/e 3, * y3+ th*; y3+@4e ha4'

    e3+0h. $he4e '*' y3+ hea4 that, M*ss?

    MISS C> Ne:e4 /*'. Y3+ ;37 7hat I /ea. Th*s *s 7he4e

    Be:3l*3 ete4s the s)ee, a3the4 M3ta0+e. T*ay, 0et

    4ea'y. T*ay, a4e y3+ 3ll37*0 th*s?

    TIFFANY> Yes, M*ss.

    MISS C> Bethay, *t@s y3+4 l*e e M*)helleI t3l' y3+ 4*0ht at the sta4t 3 4ehea4sal 3 )ell ph3es. Y3+ 7e4e s+pp3se' t3 t+4 *t 3.

    MICHELLE> S344y, M*ss, I 3403t.

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    MISS C> Please, e:e4y83'y, 3 )ell ph3es.

    BECKY> I@/ +st )he);*0 /y /essa0es, M*ss.

    MISS C> I y3+ '3@t /*', Be);y, )a y3+ +st )3)et4ate 3

    the 4ehea4sal. M*)helle, s7*t)h 3 a' p+t *t a7ay37.M*ll*e, )a44y 3.

    ABRAM> E444... 9L33;*0 34 he4 pla)e>= Y3+ l*e.

    SAMPSON> !4a7, * y3+ 8e /eG4e034y, 4e/e/8e4 thy

    7ash*0 8l37.

    MISS C> Ah, 7ash*0 8l37 h3l' 3 a se)3', that@s l*;e...let

    /e 834437 y3+4 s734' 34 a /3/et. 9Ta;*0 0a4'e )ae st*);

    a' 'e/3st4at*0>= See, l*;e th*s.

    MICHELLE> $*ll 7e 8e ha:*0 4eal s734's, M*ss?

    MISS C> $ell, sta0e s734's. They@ll )e4ta*ly l33; l*;e

    s734's.

    9G*:es )ae 8a);.=Th*s *s 7he4e y3+ ha:e y3+4 *4st *0ht. The 3+4 3 y3+.

    9They play *0ht.=

    O;ay, that@s e3+0h. $e@ll )h34e304aph the *0ht seD+e)es

    p43pe4ly late4, 8+t 34 37 th*s *s 7he4e T*ay )3/es * as

    Be:3l*3 a' 84ea;s +p the *0ht. A' the st4a*0ht a7ay *t@s

    y3+, Be);y, Ty8alt, y3+ )3/e 3 st4a*0ht ate4. T*ay, y3+4l*e.

    BEN(OLIO> Pa4t, 33ls P+t +p y3+4 s734's. Y3+ ;37 3t7hat y3+ '3.

    MISS C> It@s y3+ 37, Be);y.

    TYBALT> $hat, a4t th3+ '4a7 a/30 these hea4tless h*'s?

    T+4 thee, Be:3l*3. L33; +p3 thy 'eath.

    BEN(OLIO> I '3 8+t ;eep the pea)e. P+t +p thy s734', 34

    /aa0e *t t3 pa4t these /e 7*th /e.

    TYBALT> $hat, '4a7, a' tal; 3 pea)e? I hate the 734', as

    I hate hell, all M3ta0+es, a' thee. Ha:e at thee, )37a4'

    9M34e play1*0ht*0.=

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    MISS C> O;ay, that@s e3+0h. $e 73@t 8e ha:*0 the )*t*es

    at th*s p3*t. I /*0ht p+t that * late4, 8+t 34 37 7e@ll ha:e

    Chatelle )3/e 3 as L34' Cap+let 7*th y3+, Natasha, asLa'y Cap+let.

    CHANTELLE> $he4e '3 y3+ 7at +s t3 sta'?

    MISS C> !3@t 7344y a83+t that 34 the /3/et +st 0*:e +s

    y3+4 l*e.

    LOR! CAP"LET> $hat 3*se *s th*s? G*:e /e /y l30

    s734', h3

    LA!Y CAP"LET> A )4+t)h, a )4+t)h $hy )all y3+ 34 a

    s734'?

    MISS C> Ah, y3+ see, 7hat La'y Cap+let *s say*0 he4e...

    NATASHA> N3, I 0et *t, M*ss, she@s say*0 he sh3+l' ha:e a)4+t)h 4athe4 tha a s734' l*;e he@s t33 3l' 34 *0ht*0.

    21

    MISS C> (e4y 033', Natasha. A' st4a*0ht7ay, th*s *s 7he4ey3+, %ae, a' y3+, !3a, L34' a' La'y M3ta0+e, th*s *s

    7he4e y3+ 3* the s)ee. Chatelle, y3+ a0a*.

    CHANTELLE> I@:e l3st /y pla)e.

    NATASHA> It@s /y s734' I say.

    CHANTELLE> I ;37, I ;37.

    LOR! CAP"LET> My s734', I say Ol' M3ta0+e *s )3/e,a' l3+4*shes h*s 8la'e * sp*te 3 /e.

    MERC"TIO> Th3+ :*lla* Cap+let H3l' /e 3t. Let /e 03.

    LA!Y MONTAG"E> Th3+ shalt 3t st*4 3e 33t t3 see; a

    3e.

    MISS C> A' the the p4*)e ete4s a' that@s 7he4e 7e@ll

    lea:e *t 34 the /3/et.

    BETHANY> It 7as 4eally ;*);*0 3 the 7as@t *t, M*ss?

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    MICHELLE> S3, the ;*'s * the/ 'ays, they 7as all )a44y*0

    8la'es? Is that 4*0ht, M*ss?

    BETHANY> %+st l*;e 37, 43+' /y 7ay.

    TIFFANY> Hey, y3+ ;37, M*ss, th*s *s l*;e, y3+ ;37, /y

    !a', 7he he 7as a ;*', he 03t sta88e' 3)e t4y*0 t3 84ea;

    +p a *0hthe@s st*ll 03t the s)a44*0ht he4e 3 h*s s*'e.

    SCENE 5

    9C3//+al a4ea. M*)helle a' M*ll*e a4e 7a*t*0 34 a 8+s.M*)helle *s 3 he4 )ell ph3e.=

    MICHELLE> Yeah, 7e@:e +st **she' the 4ehea4sal. $e@4e at

    the 8+s st3p. Rehea4sal. Th*s play I t3l' y3+ 7e 7as '3*0, ats)h33l. Yeah, /e a' M*ll*e a4e * *t. $e ha:e t3 p4ete' t3

    8e 83ys. It@s all a83+t 0a0s a' *0ht*0 a' that. N3, 3, *t@sal4*0ht. It@s )33l. It@s Sha;espea4e.

    MILLIE> B+s *s )3/*0.

    MICHELLE> B+s *s )3/*0. See y3+ late4.

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    SCENE 5

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. L*sa a' Chatelle a4e 4ehea4s*0 t30ethe4.

    They a4e 83th st*ll 4ea'*0 43/ the te S3 7hat y3+ ee' t3 ;eep * /*' *s that Pa4*s, a 4*)h

    y3+0 0etle/e...

    LISA> I 7*sh.

    CHANTELLE> Y3+ 7*sh y3+ 7as a 0etle/a?

    LISA> N3, 4*)h.

    MISS C> ...a 4*)h y3+0 0etle/a *s t4y*0 t3 0et y3+,Chatelle, L34' Cap+let, t3 0*:e, * y3+ l*;e, y3+4 pe4/*ss*3

    34 h*/ t3...

    LISA> Ba0 h*s 'a+0hte4.

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    MISS C> N3t D+*te, L*sa. Pe4/*ss*3 t3 )3+4t h*s 'a+0hte4.

    L34' Cap+let t4*es t3 '*s)3+4a0e h*/.

    CHANTELLE> He th*;s she@s a 8*t y3+0.

    MISS C> That@s 4*0ht. !3 y3+ 7at t3 sta4t, Chatelle?

    LOR! CAP"LET> B+t M3ta0+e *s 83+' as 7ell as I,I pealty al*;e. A' @t*s 3t ha4', I th*;,

    F34 /e s3 3l' as 7e t3 ;eep the pea)e.

    MISS C> He@s ha4;*0 8a); he4e t3 the 7a4*0 the P4*)e0a:e the/. O;ay. L*sa.

    LISA> It@s +y, /y l*ttle s*ste4@s )alle' Pa4*s. I al7ays

    th3+0ht *t 7as a 0*4l@s a/e, l*;e !a;3ta.

    MISS C> O h33+4a8le 4e);3*0...

    LISA> S344y, M*ss...

    PARIS> O h33+4a8le 4e);3*0 a4e y3+ 83th.A' p*ty @t*s y3+ l*:e' at 3''s s3 l30.

    B+t 37, /y l34', 7hat say y3+ t3 /y s+*t?

    LISA> 9Play*0 a43+'>= Hey, )he); 3+t the s+*t, /a.

    MISS C> L*sa, st3p /ess*0 a43+'.

    LOR! CAP"LET> B+t say*0 3@e4 7hat I ha:e sa*' 8e34e.My )h*l' *s yet a st4a0e4 * the 734l'.

    She hath 3t see the )ha0e 3 3+4tee yea4s.

    Let t73 /34e s+//e4s 7*the4 * the*4 p4*'e

    E4e 7e /ay th*; he4 4*pe t3 8e a 84*'e.

    PARIS> Y3+0e4 tha she a4e happy /3the4@s /a'e.

    LISA> He l*;es the/ y3+0, '3es@t he, M*ss?

    MISS C> L*sa, +st 4ea' the l*es.

    LOR! CAP"LET> A' t33 s33 /a44e' a4e th3se s3 ea4ly

    /a'e.

    Ea4th hath s7all37e' all /y h3pes 8+t she.

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    She@s the h3pe+l la'y 3 /y ea4th.

    B+t 733 he4, 0etle Pa4*s, 0et he4 hea4t.

    My 7*ll t3 he4 )3set *s 8+t a pa4t.A' she a04ee' 7*th* he4 s)3pe 3 )h3*)e,

    L*es /y )3set a' a*4 a))34'*0 :3*)e.

    Th*s *0ht I h3l' a 3l' a))+st3/e' east,$he4et3 I ha:e *:*te' /ay a 0+est

    S+)h as I l3:e. A' y3+ a/30 the st34e,

    Oe /34e, /3st 7el)3/e, /a;es /y +/8e4 /34e.At /y p334 h3+se l33; t3 8eh3l' th*s *0ht

    Ea4th1t4ea'*0 sta4s that /a;e 'a4; hea:e l*0ht.

    MISS C> That 7as :e4y 7ell 4ea', Chatelle.

    CHANTELLE> I@:e 8ee p4a)t*)*0.

    MISS C> N37 all y3+ ha:e t3 '3 *s lea4 *t 3 8y hea4t.

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    CHANTELLE> Y3+ ;37 7hat, M*ss, /y /+/ 7as 3ly

    th*4tee 7he she ha' /e, M*ss. She ha' t3 lea:e s)h33l a'e:e4yth*0. They 73@t ha:e ha' 3 8*4th )3t43l * the/

    'ays th3+0h, 73+l' they?

    SCENE 6

    9C3//+al a4ea. L*sa a' C3+4tey a4e )hatt*0 t30ethe4.=

    CO"RTNEY> I th3+0ht y3+ sa*' y3+ 'e**tely 7as@t 03*0

    t3 '3 *t.

    LISA> !3 7hat?

    CO"RTNEY> The play. I 4e/e/8e4 y3+ 7as say*0 the4e 7as

    'e**tely 3 7ay y3+ 7as 03*0 t3 0et '4esse' +p as a 83y.

    LISA> I '3@t /*' s3 /+)h 37 7e@:e sta4te', a' y3+ ;37

    7hat M*ss *s l*;e. Y3+ tell he4 y3+ 'e**tely '3@t 7at t3 '3s3/eth*0 a' the 8e34e y3+ ;37 *t y3+ e' +p '3*0 *t.

    A' t3 8e h3est, y3+ ;37, * *t 7as@t 34 M*ss, she 4eally

    helpe' /e 0et *t3 th*s s)h33l. She 03t /e 3+t 3 a 4eal /ess8a); the 7he I 7as, y3+ ;37...7he I 7as e

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    /y last s)h33l. A' ay7ay y3+ a04ee' as 7ell * the e'.

    CO"RTNEY> Oly ate4 M*ss ha' 03e 3 a' 3 a83+t *t.She /a;es 3+t l*;e *t@s s3/e h+0e 8*0 'eal. L*;e * y3+ '*'@t

    ta;e pa4t y3+@' 8e l*;e /*ss*0 3+t 3 s3/e a/a*0, l*e1

    )ha0*0 e Pa4*s *s 3t a p*/p. He@s the pe4e)t 0etle/a.

    CO"RTNEY> $hate:e4. G+y s3+'s l*;e a p*/p t3 /e.

    SCENE J

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. T*ay a' L*'* a4e 4ehea4s*0, st*ll 3 the

    833;.=

    MISS C> S3, T*ay, y3+ a' L*'* a4e 8est 4*e's,

    4e/e/8e4...

    TIFFANY> N3 7e@4e 3t.

    MISS C> Be:3l*3 a' R3/e3, * the play they a4e )l3se4*e's.

    LIN!ZI> R3/e3 th3+0h, *t@s s+)h a 8*0 pa4t, M*ss. I /ea,7he y3+ p*);e' /e I 7as l*;e Oh /y G3' that y3+ th3+0ht

    I )3+l' '3 *t, that, y3+ ;37, that y3+ t4+ste' /e, 3ly, y3+

    ;37, I@:e 8ee 4ea'*0 a' st+'y*0 *t a' th*;*0 t3/ysel, h//, /ay8e I@/ ta;*0 3 t33 /+)h he4e.

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    TIFFANY> Oh, 0et 3:e4 y3+4sel, 7*ll y3+, y3+@4e l3:*@ *t.

    MISS C> L*'*, y3+@ll 8e *e, t4+st /e. A', T*ay, I ha:e

    )3/plete )3*'e)e * y3+ als3. Be:3l*3 *s a 73'e4+l 43le.

    S3 )3/e 3, let@s 0*:e *t 3+4 8est sh3t. It@s the e' 3 the s)eee "atta*te'.

    29

    BEN(OLIO> ...7*th +atta*te' eye

    C3/pa4e he4 a)e 7*th s3/e that I shall sh37,A' I 7*ll /a;e thee th*; thy s7a a )437.

    ROMEO> $he the 'e:3+t 4el*0*3 3 /*e eyeMa*ta*s s+)h alseh33', the t+4 tea4s t3 *4es,A' these, 7h3, 3te '437e', )3+l' e:e4 '*e,

    T4aspa4et he4et*)s, 8e 8+4t 34 l*a4s

    Oe a*4e4 tha /y l3:e? The all1see*0 s+...

    MISS C> Oe a*4e4 tha /y l3:e? P+t /34e e/phas*s 3 that,

    7*ll y3+, L*'*? %+st th3se t73 *al l*es.

    ROMEO> Oe a*4e4 tha /y l3:e? The all1see*0 s+

    Ne@e4 sa7 he4 /at)h s*)e *4st the 734l' 8e0+.

    BEN(OLIO> T+t, y3+ sa7 he4 a*4, 3e else 8e*0 8y,

    He4sel p3*se' 7*th he4sel * e*the4 eye.

    B+t * that )4ystal s)ales let the4e 8e 7e*0he'Y3+4 la'y@s l3:e a0a*st s3/e 3the4 /a*'

    That I 7*ll sh37 y3+ sh**0 at the east,

    A' she shall s)at sh37 7ell that 37 sh37s 8est.

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    ROMEO> I@ll 03 al30, 3 s+)h s*0ht t3 8e sh37,

    B+t t3 4e3*)e * sple'34 3 /*e 37.

    LIN!ZI> Is R3sal*e * the play R3/e3@s 0*4l4*e'?

    TIFFANY> He '+/ps he4 34 %+l*et. Y3+ ;37, l*;e Pat4*);'+/pe' y3+ last /3th.

    LIN!ZI> Pat4*); '+/pe' /e? Hell3. I '+/pe' Pat4*);, hee:e4 '+/pe' /e.

    TIFFANY> $hate:e4.

    MISS C> G*4ls...

    TIFFANY> Ay7ay, he@s 3t 7aste' ay t*/e 43/ 7hat I

    hea4'he@s )has*0 ate4 C3+4tey 37.

    LIN!ZI> Is he?

    TIFFANY> $hy, y3+ 7at h*/ 8a);?

    LIN!ZI> He )a )hase ate4 7h3e:e4 he l*;es 34 all I )a4e.

    MISS C> Ay7ay, 0*4ls, 0*4ls. Th*s *s a st34y 3 y3+0 l3:e

    4e/e/8e4 3t a sD+a88le a83+t 7h3@s 03*0 3+t 7*th 7h3. T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    SCENE 8

    9C3//+al a4ea. !3a a' Bethay a4e 8437s*0 th43+0h

    teea0e /a0a*es.=

    !ONNA> !3 y3+ th*; th*s *s 4*0ht? !3 y3+ th*; La'y

    Ga0a? 4eally has '+/pe' Be Ale);??

    BETHANY> It@s +st 03ss*p. Cele84*t*es a4e al7ays '+/p*0

    ea)h 3the4 a' the 0ett*0 8a); t30ethe4 a0a* +st s3 the/a0a*es ;eep 74*t*0 a4t*)les a83+t the/.

    !ONNA> Y3+ th*; s3?

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    BETHANY> It@s all PR.

    !ONNA> !3 y3+ th*; the /a0a*es 7*ll 74*te a4t*)les a83+t

    +s 7he 7e@4e a/3+s?

    BETHANY> C3/e 3* y3+@4e a/3+s, they@:e 03t t3 74*te

    a4t*)les a83+t y3+. That@s h37 )3/e y3+ stay a/3+s.Ra4a 0a0a papa4a*

    !ONNA> I@ll 8e a8le t3 say st+ l*;e 7ell I *4st 8e)a/e*te4este' * a)t*0 * h*0h s)h33l 7he /y tea)he4 )ast /e *

    a p43'+)t*3 3 R3/e3 a' %+l*et.

    BETHANY> Y3+@4e 3ly La'y M3ta0+e8e '*e4et * y3+7e4e %+l*et.

    !ONNA> $ell, y3+@4e 3ly...7hat@s h*s a/e?

    BETHANY> G4e034y.

    !ONNA> G4e034y. At least I@/ a la'y a' I '3@t ha:e t3 playa 83y.

    BETHANY> Yeah 8+t I@/ * the *0ht*0 s)ees 7h*)h *s 4eally)33l. A' ay7ay, I@' 4athe4 8e a la7ye4 34 a a4)h*te)t tha a

    '+/8 a)t4ess ay 'ay.

    9L*'* )3/es al30 t3 3* the/.=

    LIN!ZI> H* 0+ys.

    !ONNABETHANY>

    9M3);*0>=Oh

    R3/e3,

    R3/e3,

    7he4e34e a4t th3+ R3/e3.

    LIN!ZI> Al4*0ht. %eal3+s.

    !ONNA> H37 a4e y3+ 03*0 t3 4e/e/8e4 *t all, L*'*? I@:e

    3ly 03t a e7 l*es a' I@/ al4ea'y s)a4e' I@ll 340et the/ all.

    LIN!ZI> It@s 3t as t3+0h as y3+ th*;. M*ss has al4ea'y sa*' I

    '3@t ha:e t3 lea4 all 3 *t. %+st the 8*ts...y3+ ;37, the

    */p34tat 8*ts. She@s al4ea'y )+t l3a's 3 s)ees.

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    BETHANY> Hey, she 8ette4 3t )+t /y s)ee. I@:e 3ly 03t

    3e.

    !ONNA> S3 7hat@s *t l*;e ;*ss*0 Ma4*a? !3 y3+ 0*:e he4 the

    t30+e?

    LIN!ZI> Yeah, I@:e hea4' *t all 8e34e. Th*s *s 7hat e:e4y83'y

    says. L*ste, 7e ha:e@t e:e '3e th3se 8*ts yet.

    BETHANY> Bet y3+@4e 0a00*0 34 *t.

    LIN!ZI> Lea:e *t 3+t 7*ll y3+, Bethay? Y3+ '3@t hea4 /e

    )all*0 y3+ a 'y;e 7he y3+@4e p3+)*0 a43+' * y3+4a);et a' y3+4 t*0hts, lash*0 y3+4 s734' a83+t.

    BETHANY> O;ay. Fa*4 p3*t. S344y, L*'*.

    LIN!ZI> I 7ate' t3 as; y3+ 0+ys a83+t Pat4*);.

    BETHANY> I th3+0ht y3+@' '+/pe' h*/.

    LIN!ZI> N3, I ha:e I +st 7ate' t3 as; * y3+@' hea4'ayth*0 a83+t h*/ a' C3+4tey.

    BETHANY> Pat4*); a' C3+4tey? I th3+0ht C3+4tey 7as

    03*0 43+' 7*th A'a/. She@s 8ee 7*th A'a/ 34 a0es.

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    !ONNA> I )a@t see h37 she@' ha:e the t*/e t3 'ate ay83'y

    else. At th*s s)h33l they l3a' y3+ +p 7*th s3 /+)h h3/e734;a' st+, 383'y e:e4 0ets t*/e t3 see ay83'y.

    LIN!ZI> That@s 7hat I th3+0ht. I 7as +st a 8*t 7344*e' she/*0ht 8e t731t*/*0 A'a/ 7*th Pat4*);.

    !ONNA> $hat * she *s? $hy sh3+l' y3+ )a4eay7ay,

    y3+@:e 03t Ma4*a 37.LIN!ZI> Oh 0*:e *t a 4est 7*ll y3+.

    SCENE -

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. Pea4l, Ma4*a a' Natasha a4e 4ehea4s*0, st*ll

    734;*0 43/ the te

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    N"RSE> ...Th3+ 7*lt all 8a);7a4' 7he th3+ )3/est t3 a0e.

    $*lt th3+ 3t, %+le? It st*te' a' sa*' ay.

    %"LIET> A' st*t th3+ t33, I p4ay thee, N+4se, say I.

    PEARL> That@s a 4eally l30 spee)h, M*ss. !3 I 4eally ha:e t3lea4 all 3 *t? It@s ea4ly t73 pa0es.

    MISS C> !3@t 7344y, Pea4l, y3+ ha:e plety 3 t*/e t3 lea4 *ta' I@ll 8e 734;*0 7*th y3+ 3 *t late4, 3;ay? Pea4l? Ne 9P3*t*0 3+t>= Pea)e I ha:e '3e.

    PEARL> Oh yeah.

    N"RSE> Pea)e, I ha:e '3e. G3' /a4; thee t3 h*s 04a)eTh3+ 7ast the p4ett*est 8a8e that e:e4 I +4se'.

    A' I /*0ht l*:e t3 see thee /a44*e' 3)e,I ha:e /y 7*sh.

    LA!Y CAP"LET> Ma44y, that /a44y *s the :e4y the/eI )a/e t3 tal; 3. Tell /e, 'a+0hte4 %+l*et,

    H37 sta's y3+4 '*sp3s*t*3 t3 8e /a44*e'?

    %"LIET> It *s a h334 that I '4ea/ 3t 3.

    N"RSE> A h334 $e4e 3t I th*e 3ly +4se,

    I 73+l' say th3+ ha'st s+);e' 7*s'3/ 43/ thy teat.

    PEARL> S344y, M*ss, I '3@t 0et th*s. H37 )a y3+ s+);

    7*s'3/ 43/... '3es she /ea he4 *pples?

    MISS C> The +4se *s a)t+ally 4ee44*0 t3 %+l*et@s /3the4.

    Ga**0 ;37le'0e th43+0h...7ell, 84east1ee'*0. Oly *

    35

    th*s *sta)e, %+l*et 73+l' ha:e ha' a 7et +4se, /3st l*;elythe N+4se.

    PEARL> N37 I@/ e:e /34e )3+se'. I@/ e:e4 03*0 t3 0etth*s.

    MISS C> !3@t 7344y a83+t *t 34 37. Let@s p4ess 3.Natasha?

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    LA!Y CAP"LET> $ell, th*; 3 /a44*a0e 37. Y3+0e4 tha

    y3+He4e * (e43a, la'*es 3 estee/

    A4e /a'e al4ea'y /3the4s. By /y )3+t,

    I 7as y3+4 /3the4 /+)h +p3 these yea4sThat y3+ a4e 37 a /a*'. Th+s the * 84*e

    The :al*at Pa4*s see;s y3+ 34 h*s l3:e.

    N"RSE> A /a, y3+0 la'y La'y, s+)h a /a

    As all the 734l'. $hy, he@s a /a 3 7a $hat@s a /a 3 7a It@s a 4ee4e)e t3 Pa4*s 8e*0...pe4e)tly 34/e'.

    PEARL> M//, *)e.NATASHA> Shall I )a44y 3?

    LA!Y CAP"LET> (e43a@s s+//e4 hath 3t s+)h a l37e4.

    N"RSE> Nay, he@s a l37e4. I a*th, a :e4y l37e4.

    MISS C> Ca 7e h3l' *t the4e 34 a /3/et?

    NATASHA> A4e 7e 3t '3*0 /y spee)h? I@:e lea4t /3st 3*t.

    MISS C> That@s e $h3@s play*0 Pa4*s?

    MARIA> L*sa. I th*; *t@s L*sa.

    PEARL> L*sa 0ets t3 play a pe4e)tly 34/e' 0etle/a a' I

    0et t3 8e a at 3l' 73/a. A4e y3+ t4y*0 t3 tell /es3/eth*0, M*ss?

    MISS C> !3@t 8e s*lly, Pea4l. Y3+ )3+l' +st as 7ell ha:eplaye' Pa4*s.

    PEARL> Really? Ay7ay, I '3@t /*' 8e*0 the N+4se. She@s

    a 4*0ht )hatte483

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    She '3es 03 3, M*ss. B+t I@/ 4eally 0la' I@/ play*0 a 0*4l,

    that 7e '3@t ha:e t3 '4ess +p as 83ys. B+t the4e@s 3t /ay

    0*4ls * th*s, *s the4e, M*ss? I@/ 4eally 0la' y3+ 0a:e /e a 0*4lpa4t, M*ss, e:e * she *s a 8atty 3l' 73/a.

    MARIA> E Ma4*a, 4e/e/8e4 th*s, I ha:e h+0e a*th * all 3 y3+0*4ls t3 0*:e y3+4 :e4y 8est e34t t3 ay 43le I as; y3+ t3 play.

    Al/3st ay 3 y3+ )3+l' ha:e playe' %+l*et. I +st th3+0ht

    that y3+ * pa4t*)+la4, Ma4*a, ha' the 4*0ht sp*4*t 34 the 43le

    a' I ;37 y3+@ll 0*:e /e y3+4 h+'4e' pe4)et )3//*t/eta' als3, I h3pe, 4eally e3y play*0 *t. Y3+ '3 l*;e play*0

    %+l*et '3@t y3+?

    MARIA> Oh yes, M*ss. I l3:e *t.

    SCENE 10

    9C3//+al a4ea. Natasha, %aet, Ca*tl*, Aa/a4*e a4e

    p4eset.=

    ANNAMARIE> It@s s3 +a*4, y3+ ;37.

    NATASHA> $hat@s +a*4?

    ANNAMARIE> Y3+ 3t 0ett*0 3e 3 the 8*0 pa4ts. M*ss

    0*:*0 the 8est pa4ts t3 L*'* a' Ma4*a 7he e:e4y83'y

    ;37s y3+@4e the 8est at '4a/a.

    %ANET> She )3+l' ha:e at least 0*:e y3+ Me4)+t*3. G*:*0

    Ge//a Me4)+t*3. It@s a 3;e. Ge//a )a ha4'ly 4ea', let

    al3e a)t.

    NATASHA> I@/ 3t 4eally that 83the4e' t3 tell y3+ the t4+th.

    It@s 3 8*0 'eal. I th*; M*ss *s +st t4y*0 t3 0*:e 3the4 0*4ls a)ha)e.

    CAITLIN> A )ha)e t3 l33; st+p*'. The4e@s 3 7ay s3/e83'yl*;e Pea4l *s 03*0 t3 lea4 all he4 spee)hes.

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    %ANET> I hea4' that M*ss *s )+tt*0 s3/e s)ees.

    ANNAMARIE> I th3+0ht she sa*' 7e 7e4e 03*0 t3 '3 *t all?

    CAITLIN> She )a )+t /y s)ee * she l*;es. The4e@s 3th*0* *t.

    NATASHA> It 73+l'@t s+4p4*se /e, y3+ ;37. M*ss *s 4eallys/a4t 7he y3+ th*; a83+t *t. I y3+ tell s3/e3e they@:e 03t

    t3 lea4 h+'4e's 3 l*es a' they t4y t3 '3 *t a' the pa*)

    a' the y3+ tell the/, *t@s 3;ay, y3+ 3ly 4eally ha:e t3 lea4

    a e7 '3e l*es, the y3+ 0et all 4el*e:e' a' st3p pa*);*0a' th*; *t@s 3t t33 '**)+lt t3 lea4 the l*es y3+@:e 8ee

    0*:e.

    CAITLIN> I st*ll th*; y3+@' ha:e 8ee a 8ette4 %+l*et thaMa4*ashe@s s+)h a e4'. Y3+ ;37 she l*:es 7*th he4

    04a'/3the4 * that 8*0 3l' h3+se, +st the t73 3 the/.

    ANNAMARIE> They say he4 04a'/3the4@s a 8*t, y3+ ;37,

    se*le a' Ma4*a has t3 l*;e '3 e:e4yth*0 34 he4. A' I

    /ea, y3+ ;37e:e4yth*0. That@s 7hy she has that +y

    s/ell.

    NATASHA> That '3es@t /a;e he4 a e4'.

    ANNAMARIE> It '3es * /y 833;.

    %ANET> She '3es 7ea4 0ee;y )l3thes a' she@s al7ays 3 he437 * the l*84a4y, y3+ ha:e t3 a'/*t that.

    CAITLIN> I tell y3+ s3/eth*0, I 8et 8y the t*/e th*s sh37

    03es 3 M*ss 7*ll ha:e 7*she' she@' ha:e '3e Ma4y P3pp*s*stea'.

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    SCENE 11

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. T*ay, Ge//a a' L*'* a4e 4ehea4s*0 7*th

    s3/e )3*'e)e.=MERC"TIO> Th*s *s the ha0, 7he /a*'s l*e 3 the*4 8a);s,

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    That p4esses the/ a' lea4s the/ *4st t3 8ea4,

    Ma;*0 the/ 73/e 3 033' )a44*a0e.

    Th*s *s she

    ROMEO> Pea)e, pea)e, Me4)+t*3, pea)e

    Th3+ tal;@st 3 3th*0.

    GEMMA> M*ss, '3 y3+ 4eally e Th*s 7*' y3+ tal; 3, 8l37s +s 43/ 3+4sel:es.

    S+ppe4 *s '3e, a' 7e shall )3/e t33 late.

    ROMEO> I ea4 t33 ea4ly, 34 /y /*' /*s0*:es

    S3/e )3seD+e)e yet ha0*0 * the sta4s

    Shall 8*tte4ly 8e0* h*s ea4+l 'ate$*th th*s *0ht@s 4e:els, a' e Me4)+t*3he@s 4eally +ll 3 h*/sel, *s@t he? He

    s3+'s a 4eal /3+thy ;371*t1all.

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    TIFFANY> Yeah, I 73'e4e' 7hy M*ss )h3se y3+ t3 '3 *t.

    GEMMA> At least *t@s a 8*00e4 pa4t tha y3+ 03t.

    MISS C> G*4ls, please, th*s *s 4*'*)+l3+s. !3 I 4eally ha:e t3

    tell y3+ that the s*e 3 the pa4t '3es@t /atte4? $e@4e all734;*0 t30ethe4 he4eea)h pa4t *s eD+ally */p34tat *

    34'e4 t3 p43pe4ly tell the st34y, s3 '3@t e:e4 let /e hea4 y3+

    a40+*0 3:e4 7h3@s 03t the 8*00est pa4t. The play *tsel *s theth*0 a' a4 /34e */p34tat tha 7h3 plays 7hat.

    "'e4st33'?

    LIN!ZI> M*ss, y3+ ;37 * that last spee)h, '3es R3/e3 ha:el*;e a, 7hat '3 y3+ )all *t, a p4e/3*t*3 that he@s 03*0 t3 '*e?

    MISS C> Yes he '3es.

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    SCENE 12

    9C3//+al a4ea. Natasha s*ts al3e, eat*0 a sa'7*)h as

    Ma4*a, l3a'e' +p 7*th 833;s, 7al;s 8y.=

    NATASHA> Hey, Ma4*a.

    MARIA> Oh, h*, Natasha.

    NATASHA> Y3+ 7at a sa'7*)h?

    MARIA> N3 tha;s.NATASHA> I@:e 03t a 8*s)+*t. Ha:e a 8*s)+*t.

    MARIA> O;ay, tha;s.

    9Ma4*a p+ts '37 833;s a' s*ts 8es*'e he4.=

    NATASHA> L*84a4y?

    MARIA> Yeah, +st s3/e s)*e)e 833;s 34 th*s p43e)t I@/**sh*0 34 M4 Apple8y.

    NATASHA> Y3+ *t3 s)*e)e?

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    MARIA> Oh yeah, I l3:e s)*e)e.

    NATASHA> S)*e)e *s 3;ay, 3ly I *' M4. Apple8y a 8*t,y3+ ;37, '4y.

    MARIA> He *s a 8*t. N3t l*;e M*ss Ca4te4.

    NATASHA> N3, M*ss Ca4te4@s 04eat. I@/ 0la' she /a'e +s all

    '3 th*s Sha;espea4e. It@s +y, the 3the4 0*4ls, all the 3es7h3 sa*' they 73+l'@t 8e see 'ea' '3*0 *t a' 37 they@4e

    all 8*t)h*@ 7*th 3e a3the4 3:e4 7h3@s 03t the 8est pa4t. I

    4e);3 y3+@:e 03t the 8est pa4t.

    MARIA> I 7as a/ae' M*ss p*);e' /e 34 %+l*et.

    NATASHA> I 7as@t.

    MARIA> Y3+@' p438a8ly '3 *t 8ette4.

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

    5 T4e:34 S+the4s

    NATASHA> N3 I 73+l'@t, I th*; y3+@4e 04eat * *t. Ay7ay,

    I e3y play*0 y3+4 /3/, *t@s + t3 '3 s3/eth*0 '*e4et.

    MARIA> It@s :e4y '*e4et 34 /e.

    NATASHA> Y3+ 3t l*;e '4a/a?

    MARIA> N3, *t@s +st I@:e e:e4 '3e /+)h.

    NATASHA> Y3+ 73+l'@t th*; s3.

    MARIA> Tha;s. Y3+@4e 38:*3+sly 4eally 033' at *t. Is+pp3se y3+ 7at t3 8e a a)t4ess 7he y3+ lea:e s)h33l.

    NATASHA> N3, I 7at t3 8e a t4+);e4. 9La+0h*0>= N3, )3+4seI 7at t3 8e a a)t4ess. It@s all I@:e e:e4 7ate'. Tha; G3' I

    03t *t3 th*s s)h33l.

    MARIA> Me t33.

    NATASHA> Y3+ * 8*0 t43+8le at s)h33l? $ell, I s+pp3se y3+

    /+st ha:e 8ee t3 0et a pla)e he4e.

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    MARIA> I '*'@t 4eally 03 t3 s)h33l at all 8e34e I )a/e he4e. I

    7as 8+ll*e' a l3t s3 +st '*'@t 83the4 03*0 a' I ha', y3+

    ;37, 4esp3s*8*l*t*es at h3/e.

    NATASHA> Yeah, I hea4', y3+4 04a, y3+ l33; ate4 y3+4

    04a. S3 7hat happee' t3 y3+4 pa4etsy3+ '3@t /*' /eas;*0 '3 y3+?

    MARIA> They 7e4e y3+ ;37...'4+00*es a' they 83th...*t7as a s34t 3 a a))*'et. $he I 7as te.

    NATASHA> S344y.

    MARIA> S3 I 7et t3 l*:e 7*th /y 04a 8+t she 03t *ll a' I

    s34t 3 ta;e )a4e 3 he4 37.

    NATASHA> Y3+ l33; ate4 y3+4 04a?

    43

    MARIA> Yeah, I 0et a )he); a' !HS, a' /y Case $34;e4

    0ets pe3ple * t3 7at)h he4 7he I@/ at s)h33l.

    NATASHA> S3, y3+ '3@t 0et 3+t /+)h.

    MARIA> N3t /+)h.

    NATASHA> L33;, 7hy '3@t I )3/e 43+' 3e e:e*0 a'

    7e )a 4ehea4se s3/e s)ees t30ethe4.

    MARIA> That@' 8e 04eat, 3ly /y 04a 0ets eas*ly )3+se' *

    the4e@s s3/e3e she '3es@t ;37...

    NATASHA> $ell, )3/e 43+' t3 /*e theI ha:e t3 7a4

    y3+, *t@s a 8*t )ha3t*) 8+t the4e@s al7ays /y 433/.

    MARIA> I@' l*;e that. Tha;s.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.55

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    SCENE #

    9C3//+al a4ea. L*'* *s 3 he4 )ell ph3e.=

    LIN!ZI> N3, %+st )h*ll*@, y3+ ;37, 7hat a83+t y3+? Oh

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    yeah, I ;37 that 3e, 3 *t@s 8*t)h*@H37@' y3+ 0et *t, I

    th3+0ht *t 7as s+pp3se' t3 8e 3ly? R*0ht. N3, 3th*0

    /+)h. Oh, 7h3 t3l' y3+ that? Yeah, *t@s )33l. I 7*sh 7e)3+l' ha:e 4eal 83ys * *t th3+0hYeah *t *s '**)+lt t3 lea4

    *t all 8+t 3+4 tea)he4 has )+t '37 s3/e 3 the 4eally l30

    spee)hes s3 *t@s, y3+ ;37, 3 I +st 7ate' t3 as; y3+ l*;e, I;37 y3+ a' /e, that@s *e, l*;e 7e 83th a04ee', see 3the4

    pe3ple a' e:e4yth*0, a' I@/ )33l 7*th that, 3ly s3/e83'y

    t3l' /e y3+ 7e4e see*0 C3+4tey Slate4? N3, I@/ 3tsay*0 that, *t@s *e * y3+ a4e, I@:e 03t 3 p438le/ 7*th that,

    3ly I '3@t ;37 * y3+ ;37 th*s 8+t C3+4tey@s 8ee 03*0

    3+t 7*th A'a/ 34 a l30 t*/e 37, y3+ ;37, A'a/ B4*00s,

    he@s a se*34 at y3+4 s)h33l, 8*t 3 a psy)h3. I@/ +st say*0, *she@s spl*t +p 7*th A'a/ that@s *e, 3ly A'a/@s a 8*t, 7ell,

    y3+ ;37 7hat A'a/ )a 8e l*;eBe);y@s pa4ty? Re/e/8e4

    that? $he he th4e7 a )ha*4 th43+0h the 7*'37? Ay7ay,

    I@/ 3t /a;*0 a 8*0 'eal, +st 7a4*0 y3+, s3 y3+ ;37.Ay7ay, I 03tta 03, 4ehea4sal, let y3+ 0et 8a); t3 'est43y*0

    the R+ss*a /a*a 34 sa:*0 the +*:e4se 34 7hate:e4. C*a3. T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    SCENE 14

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. Chatelle, Be);y, L*'*, Pea4l, Ma4*a,

    Cha4l3tte & %aet a4e st*ll h3l'*0 the*4 s)4*pts 8+t *t *s 38:*3+s

    at th*s sta0e that they a4e 8e0**0 t3 0et 3 t3p 3 the te 9T3 a Se4:*0/a>= $hat la'y *s that 7h*)h '3the4*)h the ha' O y3'e4 ;*0ht?

    CHARLOTTE> I ;37 3t, s*4.

    ROMEO> Oh, she '3th tea)h the t34)hes t3 8+4 84*0ht

    It see/s she ha0s +p3 the )hee; 3 *0ht

    L*;e a 4*)h e7el * a Eth*3pe@s ea4,Bea+ty t33 4*)h 34 +se, 34 ea4th t33 'ea4.

    !*' /y hea4t l3:e t*ll 37? F34s7ea4 *t, s*0ht

    F34 I e@e4 sa7 t4+e 8ea+ty t*ll th*s *0ht.

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    TYBALT> Th*s, 8y h*s :3*)e, sh3+l' 8e a M3ta0+e. 9T3 h*s

    Pa0e>= Fet)h /e /y 4ap*e4, 83y.

    9%aet 03es t3 0et a s734'.=

    $hat, 'a4es the sla:e

    C3/e h*the4, )3:e4e' 7*th a at*) a)e,T3 see4 a' s)34 at 3+4 s3le/*ty?

    N37, 8y the st3); a' h334 3 /y ;*,

    T3 st4*;e h*/ 'ea' I h3l' *t 3t a s*.9%aet 0*:es Be);y he4 s734' as Chatelle /3:es *.=

    LOR! CAP"LET> $hy, h37 37, ;*s/a? $he4e34e

    st34/ y3+ s3?

    TYBALT> ")le, th*s *s a M3ta0+e, 3+4 3e,

    A :*lla* that *s h*the4 )3/e * sp*te

    T3 s)34 at 3+4 s3le/*ty th*s *0ht.

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

    56 T4e:34 S+the4s

    LOR! CAP"LET> Y3+0 R3/e3 *s *t?

    TYBALT> @T*s he, that :*lla* R3/e3.

    LOR! CAP"LET> C3tet thee, 0etle )3+s*. Let h*/ al3e.He 8ea4s h*/ l*;e a p34tly 0etle/a,

    A', t3 say t4+th, (e43a 84a0s 3 h*/

    T3 8e a :*4t+3+s a' 7ell103:e4e' y3+th.I 73+l' 3t 34 the 7ealth 3 all the t37

    He4e * /y h3+se '3 h*/ '*spa4a0e/et.

    The4e34e 8e pat*et. Ta;e 3 3te 3 h*/.

    It *s /y 7*ll, the 7h*)h * th3+ 4espe)t,Sh37 a a*4 p4ese)e a' p+t 3 these 437s,

    A *ll18esee/*0 se/8la)e 34 a east.

    TYBALT> It *ts 7he s+)h a :*lla* *s a 0+est.

    I@ll 3t e'+4e h*/.

    LOR! CAP"LET> He shall 8e e'+4e'.

    $hat, 03''a/ 83y I say, he shall. G3 t3.

    A/ I the /aste4 he4e, 34 y3+? G3 t3.

    Y3+@ll 3t e'+4e h*/ G3' shall /e' /y s3+l,

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    Y3+@ll /a;e a /+t*y a/30 /y 0+ests.

    Y3+ 7*ll set )3);1a1h33p. Y3+@ll 8e the /a

    TYBALT> $hy, +)le, @t*s a sha/e.

    LOR! CAP"LET> G3 t3, 03 t3.Y3+ a4e a sa+)y 83y. Is *t s3, *'ee'?

    Y3+ /+st )3t4a4y /e? Ma44y, @t*s t*/e.

    $ell sa*', /y hea4ts Y3+ a4e a p4*)3 H3l' *t a se)3', Chatelle these last )3+ple 3 l*es,*t@s a l*ttle )3/pl*)ate'. $hat *t *s, y3+@4e spl*t 8et7ee

    a''4ess*0 y3+4 0+ests a' y3+4 se4:ats a' yet st*ll

    )3t*+*0 t3 s)3l' Ty8alt. L*;e th*s...

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    9M*ss '3es the l*es /3:*0 43/ 3e s*'e t3 the 3the4.=

    Ma44y, t*s t*/e. $ell sa*', /y hea4ts Y3+ a4e a p4*)3 I 0et y3+, M*ss.

    9Chatelle 4epeats the a)t*3s M*ss has 'e/3st4ate'.=

    MISS C> N37 y3+, Be);y.

    TYBALT> Pat*e)e pe434)e 7*th 7*ll+l )h3le4 /eet*0Ma;es /y lesh t4e/8le * the*4 '*e4et 04eet*0.

    I 7*ll 7*th'4a7, 8+t th*s *t4+s*3 shall

    N37 see/*0 s7eet, )3:e4t t3 8*tte4est 0all.

    MISS C> It@s 8*tte4est 0a+l. It@s p433+)e' 0a+l.

    BECKY> B+t *t '3es@t 4hy/e.

    MISS C> !3@t 7344y a83+t *t, Be);y.

    BECKY> A4e y3+ 03*0 t3 '3 the ;*ss*0 s)ee 37, M*ss?

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    Ca 7e 7at)h?

    MISS C> I t3l' y3+, L*'* a' Ma4*a a4e '3*0 the*4 s)eessepa4ately 34 the t*/e 8e*0.

    9Be);y a' %aet 0*:e a O333.=

    CHANTELLE> M*ss, y3+ ;37 +st the 7he L34' Cap+let *s

    t4y*0 t3 0et Ty8alt t3 )33l *t, I s7ea4, *t 7as s3 +st l*;e at /y

    843the4 Natha@s t7ety1*4st. Natha@s e< 0*4l4*e', Al*)*a,at p*0, she t+4s +p 3+t 3 37he4e 7*th he4 e7 83y4*e',

    C4a*0 s3/eth*0, t4y*0 t3 )4ash the pa4ty, s34t 3 4+88*0

    Natha@s 3se * *t, 4eally, 34 t4y*0 t3 0et 8a); 7*th h*/, a'

    th*s C4a*0, yeah, *t t+4s 3+t ha' 3)e s3l' Play'3 these4a00e'y spea;e4s 7h*)h ha' p*e)es /*ss*0 a' he 73+l'@t

    0*:e h*/ h*s /3ey 8a);, Play'3, 4*0ht, he@s l*;e /y 3the4

    )3+s* a' ay7ay, 7he Play'3 sp3tte' C4a*0 he +st 7et

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.5

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    l*;e )4ay a' sh*t a' 7ate' t3 *0ht h*/ 4*0ht the a'

    the4e 8+t the /y 'a', he +st 7as@t ha:*0 ay 3 *t a' he

    says * Play'3 sta4te' ayth*0 he@' th437 h*/ 3+t h*s sel a'

    that C4a*0 7as a 0+est * h*s h3+se e:e * he 7as a ;3);13a4t*st a' 03*0 7*th Natha@s e< a' he ha' t3 l*;e 4espe)t

    the 3))as*3 a' e:e4yth*0 s3 Play'3 +st ha' t3 s7all37 *t

    8+t he 03t h*/ 8a); late4 a' 843;e h*s *0e4.

    MISS C> Really? $hy *s y3+4 )3+s* )alle' Play'3?

    CHANTELLE> I th*; *t@s 8e)a+se he@s a 8*t at, M*ss.

    MISS C> O;ay. R*0ht. I +st 7at t3 /3:e D+*);ly t3 the e'

    3 th*s s)ee 7*th Ma4*a a' Pea4l. Ma4*a? Pea4l? Pea4l, 7*lly3+ lea:e that )ell ph3e? H37 /ay t*/es...

    PEARL> R*0ht, M*ss. %+st a se).

    MISS C> It@s pa0e t7ety1th4ee at the t3p, Ma4*a, C3/e h*the4

    N+4se.

    %"LIET> C3/e h*the4, N+4se. $hat *s y3' 0etle/a?

    MISS C> !3@t 340et t3 p3*t t3 the/.

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    %"LIET> $hat *s y3' 0etle/a?

    N"RSE> The s3 a' he*4 3 3l' T*8e4*3.

    %"LIET> $hat@s he that 37 *s 03*0 3+t 3 '334?

    N"RSE> Ma44y, that, I th*;, 8e y3+0 Pet4+)h*3.

    %"LIET> $hat@s he that 3ll37s he4e, that 73+l' 3t 'a)e?

    N"RSE> I ;37 3t.

    %"LIET> G3 as; h*s a/e.

    MISS C> %+st spl*t apa4t. Ma4*a? M3:e 347a4' a l*ttle. It@s

    l*;e y3+@4e )3*'*0 * the a+'*e)e.

    %"LIET> I he 8e /a44*e',

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    My 04a:e *s l*;e t3 8e /y 7e''*0 8e'.

    MISS C> Pea4l, y3+ )3/e 8a);.

    N"RSE> H*s a/e *s R3/e3, a' a M3ta0+e,

    The 3ly s3 3 y3+4 04eat ee/y.

    %"LIET> My 3ly l3:e sp4+0 43/ /y 3ly hate

    T33 ea4ly see +;37, a' ;37 t33 late

    P43'*0*3+s 8*4th 3 l3:e *t *s t3 /e,That I /+st l3:e a l3ath' ee/y.

    MISS C> E Yes, 7hy 3t. I@/ s+4e y3+@ll ha:e lea4t /3st 3 *t8y th*s t*/e e Yeah, 3;ay.

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    MARIA> M*ss Ca4te4, y3+ ;37 7*th R3/e3 a' %+l*et 7*th

    the s)ees 7e@:e 8ee '3*0?

    MISS C> Yes?

    MARIA> $hat I 7as th*;*0, I ;37 *t@s * the play a'e:e4yth*0 8+t...

    MISS C> Yes?

    MARIA> !3@t y3+ th*; *t@s a 8*t D+*);?

    MISS C> A 8*t D+*);?MARIA> R3/e3 a' %+l*et, '3@t y3+ th*; they 0et t30ethe4 a

    8*t D+*);? They@:e 3ly +st /et at th*s pa4ty a' st4a*0ht

    a7ay they all * l3:e a' sta4t ;*ss*0 7*th3+t e:e ;37*0

    ayth*0 a83+t ea)h 3the4.

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

    2 T4e:34 S+the4s

    MISS C> Ha:e y3+ e:e4 hea4' 3 l3:e at *4st s*0ht?

    MARIA> $ell, yeah, I s+pp3se *t@s p3ss*8le.

    MISS C> !3 y3+ 8el*e:e *t?

    MARIA> I@' s34t 3...l*;e t3 8el*e:e *t.

    MISS C> $ell, as l30 as y3+ )a play *t a' )3:*)e a

    a+'*e)e that *t@s p3ss*8le. Ca y3+ '3 that 34 /e?

    MARIA> I@ll t4y, M*ss.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    9P4*)*pal@s 3*)e.=

    PRINCIPAL> S3, *t@s 03*0 7ell?

    MISS C> It@s )3/*0 t30ethe4, sl37ly.

    PRINCIPAL> It@s a 4a'*)al )3)ept, I@ll 0*:e y3+ that.H37e:e4, I '3 ha:e 3e 34 t73 *ss+es that I th*; I sh3+l'

    4a*se 37 4athe4 tha 7a*t*0 t*ll late4.

    MISS C> Iss+es?

    PRINCIPAL> I@/ *4stly 4athe4 )3)e4e' a83+t the a/3+t 3

    t*/e that see/s t3 8e ta;e +p 7*th th*s pa4t*)+la4p43'+)t*3I ;37 *t@s a/8*t*3+s, a' I 7el)3/e that, 3ly

    I@/ a l*ttle 7344*e' the 0*4ls@ 3the4 st+'*es /*0ht 8e s+e4*0.

    MISS C> $ell, I@:e t4*e' t3 a44a0e th*0s s3 that 3e 3 the0*4ls e's +p ha:*0 t3 lea4 a *34'*ate a/3+t 3 te $hat a83+t L*'* a' Ma4*a?

    MISS C> I ha:e t4*//e' s3/e 3 the l30e4 spee)hes 34 the/.

    PRINCIPAL> A' als3, a40+a8ly, I ;37 th*s *s a l*ttle late *

    the 'ay t3 8e 4a*s*0 th*s /atte4...

    MISS C> $e ha:e 8ee 4ehea4s*0 34 *:e 7ee;s...

    PRINCIPAL> B+t I@/ /34e tha a l*ttle )3)e4e' 7*th s3/e3 the s+8e)t /atte4.

    MISS C> S+8e)t /atte4? R3/e3 a' %+l*et *s a set te A' as a p*e)e 3 te $e )a@t e

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    p4ete' they '3@t e Y3+@4e )3:*)e'.

    MISS C> Yes, I@/ )3:*)e' the e $ell, let@s +st say that 34 37 I@ll t4y a' ;eepa 3pe /*' 3 the s+8e)t. H37 ha:e y3+ app43a)he' the,

    e4/, 4athe4 /34e se I'ee'. Ses*t*:*ty has t3 8e s3/eth*0 3 a7at)h734' * th*s pa4t*)+la4 esta8l*sh/et7e@4e :e4y /+)h

    +'e4 s)4+t*y. I ;37 3+4 0*4ls )a 8e '**)+lt, 8+t they@4e

    3th*0 )3/pa4e' t3 s3/e 3 the 83a4' /e/8e4s.

    MISS C> The 83a4' /e/8e4s?

    53

    PRINCIPAL> The4e ha:e 8ee s3/e )3)e4s 4a*se'. It@s thepa4ets I@/ /34e 7344*e' a83+t.

    MISS C> M4s. B33;8*'e4, I th*; y3+ ;37 as 7ell as I '3

    that al/3st all 3 3+4 pa4ets ha:e 3+0ht t33th a' a*l t3 0etthe*4 0*4ls a))epte' * th*s s)h33l. I '3+8t 7e@ll 0et ay

    )3/pla*ts. I@/ s+4e I '3@t ee' t3 4e/*' y3+ that th*s

    s)h33l 7as esta8l*she' pa4tly as a 4es+lt 3 pa4etal p4ess+4e,7*th the /a*st4ea/ s)h33ls 3t 8e*0 a8le t3 )3pe a' the

    ea4s a83+t 7hat the*4 )h*l'4e 7e4e 8e*0 e

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    these 0*4ls@ h*st34*es 3ly t33 7ell. I als3 ;37 /ay 3 the/

    )3/e 43/ a )+lt+4e 3 st4eet 0a0s, 4a'3/ sh33t*0s a'

    ;*e atta);s. I 3ly h3pe Sha;espea4e@s pa4t*)+la4 ta;e 30a0 :*3le)e p43:es sal+ta4y. $h*)h 84*0s /e t3 a3the4

    /atte4, 3t, I@/ a4a*', +4elate'. The p3l*)e ha:e )3ta)te'

    /e as;*0 t3 *te4:*e7 Natasha.

    MISS C> Oh 'ea4. N3t Natasha.

    PRINCIPAL> It )3)e4s he4 843the4 !ay, 34 Bla'e as I

    8el*e:e he *s ;37 a/30st h*s pee4s. It see/s he@s 8ee

    *:3l:e' * a sta88*0.

    MISS C> Oh /y 033'ess, *s he...

    PRINCIPAL> N3t as the :*)t*/ 8+t the pe4pet4at34.

    MISS C> B+t he@s 3ly, 7hat, he )a@t 8e /34e tha s* He@s '*sappea4e' a' the p3l*)e, 3t

    +at+4ally, a4e 4athe4 ;ee t3 D+est*3 h*/. That@s 7hy they7*sh t3 tal; t3 Natasha. I 73'e4, )3+l' y3+ 8e the4e 7he

    they *te4:*e7 he4y3+ ;37 7hat he4 a/*ly *s l*;e.

    MISS C> O )3+4se.

    SCENE 69C3//+al a4ea. L*'* s*ts 7*th he4 te H*, L*'*.

    LIN!ZI> H*, +st lea4*0 /y l*es.

    NATASHA> It@s ha4', *s@t *t, espe)*ally th3se l30 spee)hes.

    LIN!ZI> It 0ets 8ette4 the /34e y3+ 03 3:e4 *t. I 03t the !(!3 that /3'e4 R3/e3 a' %+l*et, y3+ ;37, the 3e M*ss 7as

    03*0 3 a83+t, 7*th Le3a4'3 !*Cap4*3he l33;s 4eally

    y3+0 * *t.

    NATASHA> !3es *t 3t 7344y y3+, th3+0h, the

    4esp3s*8*l*ty?

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    LIN!ZI> $hat 4esp3s*8*l*ty?

    NATASHA> Ha:*0 t3 )a44y the 7h3le sh37.

    LIN!ZI> I@/ 3t )a44y*0 the 7h3le sh37. Ma4*a@s 03t +st as

    /+)h as /e t3 lea4.NATASHA> Ha:e y3+ 8ee 03*0 3:e4 the l*es t30ethe4?

    LIN!ZI> A 8*t. Oly, '3@t say ayth*0 8+t I@/ 3t that ;ee3 Ma4*ashe@s a 8*t 3 a h*ppy, * y3+ ;37 7hat I /ea,

    a' he4 84eath s/ells 3 h+//+s. I@/ 4eally s+4p4*se' M*ss

    '*'@t p*); y3+ t3 '3 %+l*et.

    NATASHA> I 7as the lea' last t*/e * $*a4' 3 O s3 she

    p438a8ly th3+0ht I@' ha' /y t+4.

    LIN!ZI> Yeah 8+t 7e 7e4e 3ly ele:e 34 t7el:e 7he 7e'*' that. I 4e/e/8e4, I 7as a /+)h;*. Aa/a4*e 7as

    $*);e' $*t)h 3 the $esttype )ast*0 34 7hat?

    NATASHA> I )a 4+ s3/e l*es 7*th y3+ * y3+ l*;e. I@:e

    al4ea'y lea4t /3st 3 /y 8*t.

    55

    LIN!ZI> That@s 04eat. Tha;s, Natasha. Oh a' yeah, s344y

    t3 hea4 a83+t y3+4 843the4 7*th the )3ps )has*0 h*/. Ha:ethey 3+' h*/?

    NATASHA> I h3pe they e:e4 *' h*/.

    LIN!ZI> Yeah, /e t33.

    NATASHA> N3, se4*3+sly, * I e:e4 see h*/ a0a* *t@ll 8e t33s33...he 7as the 3e 7h3 03t /e *t3...7ell, 03t /e *t3 all

    that t43+8le I ha' 7he I 7as a ;*'. He 7as the 4eas3 I 03t

    )h+);e' 3+t 3 s3 /ay s)h33ls. He 7as al7ays +s*0 /e as a

    )3:e4. Ma'e /y l*e hell, the sel*sh l*ttle... I they '3 *'h*/, I h3pe they l3); h*/ +p a' th437 a7ay the ;ey. $h*)h

    s)ee a4e y3+ st+'y*0? !3 y3+ 7at /e t3 4ea' %+l*et?

    SCENE J

    9C3//+al a4ea.=ANNAMARIE> !*' y3+ hea4 a83+t Natasha@s 843the4?

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    %ANET> !ay?

    ANNAMARIE> Bla'e. They )all h*/ Bla'e.

    %ANET> I hea4' he@' sta88e' s3/e ;*'.

    ANNAMARIE> I hea4' the 3the4 ;*' sta4te' *t a' !ay 7as

    l*;e 'ee'*0 h*/sel.

    %ANET> I hea4' th*s ;*' 7as +st t4y*0 t3 0et a7ay a' they

    7as all )has*0 h*/.

    ANNAMARIE> $ell I hea4' all !ay 7as '3*0 7as t4y*0t3 84ea; +p a *0ht 8et7ee these 3the4 ;*'s.

    %ANET> I hea4' *t 7as l*;e a t+4 7a4 a' th*s 3the4 ;*' 7as

    l*;e t4y*0 t3 /+s)le * 3 !ay@s te44*t34y.

    ANNAMARIE> $hate:e4 7ay, *t /+st 8e t3+0h 3 Natasha.

    %ANET> I hea4' the )3ps t33; he4 * 34 D+est*3*0 a' t4*e'

    t3 0et he4 t3 tell 7he4e he 7as h*'*0.

    ANNAMARIE> He@ll 8e /*les a7ay 8y 37, 73@t he?

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    SCENE 18

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. M*ss *s 4ehea4s*0 7*th L*'* a' Ma4*a, 7h3

    ha:e lea4t /3st 3 th*s s)ee, 8+t a4e st*ll +stea'y * thee B+t s3t $hat l*0ht th43+0h y3'e4 7*'3784ea;s?

    It *s the east, a' %+l*et *s the s+.

    A4*se, a*4 s+, a' ;*ll the e:*3+s /33,$h3 *s al4ea'y s*); a' pale 7*th 04*e,

    That th3+, he4 /a*', a4t a4 /34e a*4 tha she.

    Be 3t he4 /a*' s*)e she *s e:*3+s...

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    $*th3+t that t*tle. R3/e3, '3 thy a/e,

    A' 34 that a/e, 7h*)h *s 3 pa4t 3 thee

    Ta;e all /ysel.

    ROMEO> I ta;e thee at thy 734'.

    Call /e 8+t l3:e, a' I@ll 8e e7 8apt*e'.He)e34th I e:e4 7*ll 8e R3/e3.

    %"LIET> $hat /a a4t th3+ that, th+s...

    MISS C> Bes)4eee'...

    %"LIET> Th+s 8es)4eee'...

    MISS C> Th+s 8es)4eee' * *0ht s3 st+/8lest...

    %"LIET> N3, I ;37 *t... $hat /a a4t th3+ that, th+s

    8es)4eee' * *0ht, S3 st+/8lest 3 /y )3+sel?

    MISS C> %+st '3 that l*e a0a*, Ma4*a, a' 4e/e/8e4 t3 8esta4tle', +st 4eal*s*0 that s3/e3e has 3:e4hea4' y3+.

    MARIA> $*ll 7e 8e ha:*0 a 8al)3y, M*ss?

    59

    MISS C> N3, 7e@ll 8e a44a0*0 *t s3 that R3/e3 *s 38se4:*0

    y3+ 43/ a sh34t '*sta)e a7ay a' the )3/es 347a4' t3/a;e h*/sel ;37.LIN!ZI> $hat, I s34t 3 +/p 3+t 3 he4?

    MISS C> N3t e My ea4s ha:e 3t yet '4+; a h+'4e' 734'sO that t30+e@s +tte4*0, yet I ;37 the s3+'.

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    A4t th3+ 3t R3/e3, a' a M3ta0+e?

    ROMEO> Ne*the4, a*4 /a*', * e*the4 thee '*sl*;e.

    %"LIET> H37 )a/est th3+ h*the4, tell /e, a' 7he4e34e?

    The 34)ha4' 7alls a4e h*0h a' ha4' t3 )l*/8,A' the pla)e 'eath, )3s*'e4*0 7h3 th3+ a4t,

    I ay 3 /y ;*s/e *' thee he4e.

    ROMEO> $*th l3:e@s l*0ht 7*0s '*' I...

    MISS C> O@e4pe4)h

    ROMEO> ...'*' I 3@e4pe4)h these 7alls,

    F34 st3y l*/*ts )a3t h3l' l3:e 3+t,

    A' 7hat l3:e )a '3, that 'a4es l3:e atte/pt.

    The4e34e thy ;*s/e a4e 3 st3p t3 /e.

    %"LIET> I they '3 see thee they 7*ll /+4'e4 thee.

    ROMEO> Ala);, the4e l*es /34e pe4*l * th*e eye

    Tha t7ety 3 the*4 s734's. L33; th3+ 8+t s7eet,

    A' I a/ p433 a0a*st the*4...

    MISS C> E/*ty...

    ROMEO> ...e/*ty.%"LIET> I 73+l' 3t 34 the 734l' they sa7 thee he4e.

    ROMEO> I ha:e *0ht@s )l3a; t3 h*'e /e 43/ the*4 eyes,A' 8+t th3+ l3:e /e, let the/ *' /e he4e.

    My l*e 7e4e 8ette4 e'e' 8y the*4 hate

    Tha 'eath...p43430+', 7at*0 3 thy l3:e.

    MISS C> I@/ s344y 7e@4e 03*0 t3 ha:e t3 st3p *t the4e, 7e@:e

    +st 4+ 3+t 3 t*/e, 8+t that 7as l3:ely, the 83th 3 y3+.

    Y3+@:e /a'e s+)h a e34t lea4*0 the l*es. I@/ s3 p43+' 3y3+. $ell '3e.

    61

    SCENE 19

    9C3//+al a4ea. Ma4*a *s ta;*0 a )all 3 he4 )ell ph3e.=

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    MARIA> $hat? Y3+@:e 03t y3+4 37 )3py 3 *t? Oh, that@s s3

    s7eet. Really? $ell, yeah, al4*0ht the. Ca 7e '3 A)t S)ee , the 8*t 7he4e R3/e3 a' %+l*et /eet, pa0e 2. Ha:e

    y3+ 3+' *t? Yeah, that@s 4*0ht. O;ay, the, y3+ sta4t.

    9L*ste*0>= G33' p*l04*/, y3+ '3 7430 y3+4 ha' t33 /+)h,$h*)h /ae4ly 'e:3t*3 sh37s * th*s, F34 sa*ts ha:e ha's

    that p*l04*/s@ ha's '3 t3+)h, A' pal/ t3 pal/ *s h3ly

    pal/e4s@ ;*ss. 9L*ste*0>= Ay, p*l04*/, l*ps that they /+st +se* p4aye4. 9L*ste*0>= Sa*ts '3 3t /3:e, th3+0h 04at 34

    p4aye4s@ sa;e. 9L*ste*0>= I shall 340et, t3 ha:e thee st*ll sta'

    the4e, Re/e/8e4*0 h37 I l3:e thy )3/pay. 9L*ste*0>= Yes,

    I ;37 7hat *t says.9Ma4*a /*/es a ;*ss *t3 he4 )ell ph3e.=

    It@s y3+4 l*e. 9L*ste*0>= The ha:e /y l*ps the s* that they

    ha:e t33;. 9L*ste*0. M*/*0 a ;*ss a0a*>= Y3+ ;*ss 8y the833;. 9L*ste*0>= I th*; *t /eas y3+@:e ha' a l3t 3 p4a)t*se.

    Th*s *s 7he4e the +4se )3/es *. Oh I 7*sh y3+ 7e4e 4eally'3*0 R3/e3 *stea' 3 834*0 L*'*. Y3+ 4ea' 4eally 7ell

    a' y3+@4e a /+)h 8ette4 ;*sse4. Th*s *s +, shall 7e '3

    a3the4 s)ee? It@s a 8*t +4the4 3, pa0e #, the pa4t*0 *ss+)h s7eet s34437 8*t.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.6

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    SCENE

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. L*'*, C3+4tey a' M*ss C. a4e 4ehea4s*0.=

    CO"RTNEY> $*ll I 8e '4ess*0 +p as a F4*a4, M*ss?

    MISS C> $e@ll *' s3/eth*0 s+*ta8le.

    CO"RTNEY> I '3@t 7at t3 7ea4 ayth*0 3l' 34 s/elly.

    LIN!ZI> 9As*'e>= Y3+@ll e' +p l33;*0 l*;e Ma4*a.9They s*00e4.=

    MISS C> $hat 7as that?

    LIN!ZI> N3th*0, M*ss.

    MISS C> N37, )a 7e 0et 3? C3+4tey? Y3+ '3 ;37 y3+4

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    e See, M*ss, I t3l' y3+ I@' lea4t *t allI e:e;37 7hat s3/e 3 *t /eas. He@s l*;e ta;*0 the p*ss 3+t 3

    R3/e3 8e)a+se *4st he says he@s * l3:e 7*th R3sal*e a'

    37 he@s t3tally * l3:e 7*th %+l*et a' F4*a4 La74e)e *sl*;eyeah, s+4e, that@s 7hat y3+ sa*' last t*/e a' he tells

    h*/, l*;e, that last l*e, * y3+ )a@t /a;e y3+4 /*' +p a'

    +st h3p 43/ 3e 0*4l t3 a3the4 the '3@t 8e s+4p4*se' * she,l*;e, y3+ ;37, '3es the '*4ty 3 y3+.

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    MISS C> Yes, C3+4tey, I@' say y3+@' p4etty /+)h a*le' that.

    CO"RTNEY> Tha;s, M*ss. Y3+ 3ly 4eally sta4t t3 0et *t

    ate4 y3+@:e 4ea' *t a e7 t*/es.

    MISS C> Shall 7e +st **sh the s)eeL*'*?

    ROMEO> Th3+ )h*'@st /e 3t 34 l3:*0 R3sal*e.

    FRIAR LA$RENCE> F34 '3t*0, 3t 34 l3:*0, p+p*l /*e.

    ROMEO> A' 8a'est /e 8+4y l3:e.

    FRIAR LA$RENCE> N3t * a 04a:e,

    T3 lay 3e *, a3the4 3+t t3 ha:e.

    ROMEO> I p4ay thee, )h*'e 3t. He4 I l3:e 37

    !3th 04a)e 34 04a)e a' l3:e 34 l3:e all37.The 3the4 '*' 3t s3.

    FRIAR LA$RENCE> Oh, she ;e7 7ell

    Thy l3:e '*' 4ea' 8y 43te, that )3+l' 3t spell. T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

    65 T4e:34 S+the4s

    B+t )3/e, y3+0 7a:e4e4, )3/e, 03 7*th /e,I 3e 4espe)t I@ll thy ass*stat 8e,

    F34 th*s all*a)e /ay s3 happy p43:e

    T3 t+4 y3+4 h3+seh3l's@ 4a)34 t3 p+4e l33:e.

    MISS C> It@s l3:e.

    CO"RTNEY> Yeah, I ;37, M*ss. %+st ;*''*0.

    MISS C> C3/e 3, **sh the s)ee.

    ROMEO> Oh, let +s he)e. I sta' 3 s+''e haste.

    FRIAR LA$RENCE> $*sely a' sl37. They st+/8le that 4+asteast.

    MISS C> That 7as 84*ll*at. $ell '3e, 0*4ls.

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    LIN!ZI> Ca R3/e3 a' %+l*et 0et /a44*e' 7*th3+t the*4

    pa4ets@ pe4/*ss*3 the?

    MISS C> Yes, they )3+l'F4*a4 La74e)e h3pes the /a44*a0e

    7*ll heal the 4*t 8et7ee the t73 a/*l*es.

    LIN!ZI> Y3+ )a@t '3 that 37, th3+0h, )a y3+that

    y3+03+4 a0e.

    CO"RTNEY> Y3+ th*;*0 3 0ett*0 /a44*e', L*'*? $h3

    y3+ th*;*@ 3 /a44y*0?

    LIN!ZI> N3t y3+, that@s 34 s+4e.

    CO"RTNEY> I )a@t 0et /a44*e'I@/ a F4*a4, I@/ )el*8ate.

    LIN!ZI> That@s 3t 7hat I hea4'.

    MISS C> Al4*0ht 0*4ls.9They /3:e as*'e.=

    LIN!ZI> C3+4tey, a4e y3+ 'at*0 Pat4*);?

    CO"RTNEY> A/ I 7hat?

    65

    LIN!ZI> A4e y3+ see*0 Pat4*);?

    CO"RTNEY> Pat4*);? $hy 73+l' I 7at t3 see Pat4*);?$h3 t3l' y3+ I 7as see*0 Pat4*);?

    LIN!ZI> $ell, a4e y3+?

    CO"RTNEY> N3 I@/ 3t. $h3 t3l' y3+ that? I ha4'ly ha:e

    ay t*/e t3 see A'a/ let al3e ay83'y else. A4e pe3plesay*0 I@/ 03*0 43+' 7*th Pat4*);? Be)a+se * they

    a4e...that@s a l*e. I A'a/ hea4s that pe3ple a4e say*0 I@/

    03*0 43+' 7*th Pat4*);, he@s 03*0 t3 ha:e a *t7h3 sa*' I

    7as see*0 Pat4*);?LIN!ZI> It '3es@t /atte4 7h3 sa*' * y3+@4e 3t.

    CO"RTNEY> O )3+4se *t /atte4s, a' ay7ay, I th3+0hty3+@' spl*t +p 7*th Pat4*);.

    LIN!ZI> I ha:e.

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    CO"RTNEY> The 7hy a4e y3+ 83the4e' 7hethe4 he@s see*0

    ay83'y 34 3t.

    LIN!ZI> A4e y3+ s+4e he has@t )alle' y3+ 34 ayth*0?

    CO"RTNEY> A4e y3+ t4y*0 t3 0et 8a); 7*th h*/?

    LIN!ZI> 9M3:*0 a7ay>= $ell, * y3+@4e 3t see*0 h*/ the

    that@s al4*0ht the.

    CO"RTNEY> N3 *t@s 3t al4*0ht. $hat * s3/e83'y tells

    A'a/? L33;, tell /e 7h3 sa*' *t t3 y3+.

    LIN!ZI> N383'y, +st 03ss*p.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.66

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    SCENE

    9C3//+al a4ea.=LISA> Ha:e y3+ hea4', Ma4*a@s 03t a 83y4*e'.

    BETHANY> Y3+@4e ;*''*@.

    LISA> I ;*''eth y3+ 3t.

    BETHANY> Ma4*a? A 83y4*e'? $h3 *s *t, C3+t !4a)+la?

    LISA> I '3@t ;37 7h3 *t *s e She '*'@t 4e)30*se h*/.

    BETHANY> $as he *t?

    LISA> I '3@t ;37, she '*'@t say, +st sa*' she sa7 the/t30ethe4 a' the as s33 as Ma4*a l*;e sa7 he4 she l*;e

    sea;e' 3 7*th h*/ l*;e she '*'@t 7at ay83'y t3 see he4.

    BETHANY> It 7as p438a8ly h*/ '*'@t 7at ay83'y t3 see

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    h*/ 7*th Ma4*a.

    LISA> Ma4*a@s al4*0ht. I@:e 03t a )3+ple 3 s)ees 7*th he4 a'7he she@s l*;e * the play she@s '*e4et 43/ 7hat she@s l*;e

    +st a43+' s)h33l.

    BETHANY> Y3+ th*;?

    LISA> I +se' t3 th*; she 7as a 8*t, y3+ ;37, se4*3+s, a 8*ts3+41a)e', 8+t 7he she@s play*0 %+l*et she l*;e, 4eally )3/es

    t3 l*e.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    SCENE 22

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. Ma4*a a' Pea4l a4e * 4ehea4sal 3 the 833;.

    Pea4l has a'3pte' a 843a' S)3tt*shI4*sh 34 s3/e 3the4 a))et.=

    %"LIET> N3, 3. B+t all th*s '*' I ;37 8e34e.

    $hat says he 3 3+4 /a44*a0e? $hat 3 that?

    N"RSE> L34', h37 /y hea' a)hes $hat a hea' ha:e I

    It 8eats as *t 73+l' all * t7ety p*e)es.My 8a); at 3the4 s*'e. Ah, /y 8a);, /y 8a);

    Besh4e7 y3+4 hea4t 34 se'*0 /e a83+t,

    T3 )at)h /y 'eath 7*th a+t*0 +p a' '37

    %"LIET> I a*th, I a/ s344y that th3+ a4t 3t 7ell.

    S7eet, s7eet, s7eet N+4se, tell /e, 7hat says /y l3:e?

    N"RSE> Y3+4 l3:e says, l*;e a h3est 0etle/a, a' a

    )3+4te3+s, a' a ;*', a' a ha's3/e, a', I 7a44at, a

    :*4t+3+s $he4e *s y3+4 /3the4?

    MISS C> N3, t+4 as*'e 7he y3+ '3 that, Pea4l.

    N"RSE> $he4e *s y3+4 /3the4?

    %"LIET> $he4e *s /y /3the4? $hy, she *s 7*th*.

    $he4e sh3+l' she 8e? H37 3''ly th3+ 4epl*estY3+4 l3:e says, l*;e a h3est 0etle/a,

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    @$he4e *s y3+4 /3the4?@

    N"RSE> O G3'@s la'y 'ea4,A4e y3+ s3 h3t? Ma44y, )3/e +p, I s7ea4.

    Is th*s the p3+lt*)e 34 /y a)h*0 83es?

    He)e347a4' '3 y3+4 /essa0es y3+4sel.

    %"LIET> He4e@s s+)h a )3*l. C3/e, 7hat says R3/e3?

    N"RSE> Ha:e y3+ 03t lea:e t3 03 t3 )3ess*3 t3'ay?

    %"LIET> I ha:e.

    N"RSE> The h*e y3+ he)e t3 F4*a4 La74e)e@s )ell.

    The4e stays a h+s8a' t3 /a;e y3+ a 7*e.N37 )3/es the 7at3 8l33' +p * y3+4 )hee;s.

    They@ll 8e * s)a4let st4a*0ht at ay e7s.H*e y3+ t3 )h+4)h. I /+st a3the4 7ay

    T3 et)h a la''e4, 8y the 7h*)h y3+4 l3:e

    M+st )l*/8 a 8*4'@s est s33 7he *t *s 'a4;.I a/ the '4+'0e a' t3*l * y3+4 'el*0ht,

    B+t y3+ shall 8ea4 the 8+4'e s33 at *0ht.

    MISS C> Pea4l, )a y3+ +st 0*:e /e that l*e a0a*, 8+t )ay3+ 0*:e *t /e * a /34e, e4/, s+00est*:e /ae4?

    PEARL> B+t y3+ shall 8ea4 the 8+4'e s33 at *0ht? Oh I 0et*t, 8ea4 the 8+4'e.

    MISS C> F43/ I a/ the '4+'0e.

    N"RSE> I a/ the '4+'0e a' t3*l * y3+4 'el*0ht,

    B+t y3+ shall 8ea4 the 8+4'e s33 at *0ht.

    G3. I@ll t3 '*e4. H*e y3+ t3 the )ell.

    %"LIET> H*e t3 h*0h 34t+e H3est N+4se, a4e7ell.

    MISS C> A' 0*:e he4 a h+0 8e34e y3+ e It@s a l3:e st34y, Pea4l.

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    PEARL> M*ss, a4e y3+ s+4e y3+@4e 3;ay 7*th the a))et, 7*th

    /e p+tt*0 3 the a))et?

    MISS C> As I sa*' 8e34e, *t@s *e, * *t@s...

    PEARL> It@s +st l*;e the 7ay /y A+t Syl:*a tal;s, y3+ ;37* that a))et, a' she@s al7ays /a;*0 a +ss a83+t 3th*0

    a' 03*0 3 a83+t he4 a)hes a' pa*s a' e:e4yth*0/y

    69

    3h /y 7hat a st4+00le I@:e ha', y3+ 0*4ls ha:e 3 *'eaa'4eally, '3*0 *t l*;e that helps /e 4e/e/8e4 *t.

    MISS C> Y3+@4e '3*0 *e, Pea4l, a8s3l+tely *e.

    9Pea4l a7ay as Ma4*a app43a)hes.=

    MARIA> Y3+ ;37 7hat y3+ 7e4e say*0, M*ss, 8e34e, a83+t

    the4e 8e*0 l3:e at *4st s*0ht?

    MISS C> Yes.

    MARIA> $ell, I +st 7ate' y3+ t3 ;37, I th*; y3+ /*0ht

    8e 4*0ht.

    9Ma4*a a7ay.= T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.J

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    SCENE #9C3//+al a4ea. L**, Ge//a, Be);y, T*ay a' Cha4l3tte

    a4e 4ehea4s*0 the *0ht s)ee a/30st the/sel:es, +s*0 the*4

    )ae s734's a' 33l*0 a43+' 7*th *t. Ge//a '4a7s he4s734'.=

    GEMMA> Ty8alt, y3+ 4at)at)he4, 7*ll y3+ 7al;?

    BECKY> $hat 73+l'st th3+ ha:e 7*th /e?

    MERC"TIO> G33' K*0 3 Cats, 3th*0 8+t 3e 3 y3+4 *el*:es, that I /ea t3 /a;e 83l' 7*th, a', as y3+ shall +se /e

    he4eate4, 8eat 3+t the 4est 3 the e*0ht.

    9Ge//a t*);les he4 )ae a0a*st Be);y@s )ae.=

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    $*ll y3+ pl+); y3+4 s734' 3+t 8y the ea4s? Ma;e haste, lest

    /*e 8e a83+t y3+4 ea4s 7he *t 8e 3+t.

    BECKY> I a/ 34 y3+.

    9She '4a7s he4 )ae.=

    LIN!ZI> Getle Me4)+t*3, p+t thy 4ap*e4 +p.

    GEMMA> M*' y3+4 37 8+s*ess, y3+ 8*0 p+ssy.

    LIN!ZI> C3/e 3, Ge//a, '3 the l*e p43pe4ly.

    GEMMA> C3/e, s*4, y3+4 passa'3.9Ge//a a' Be);y *0ht.=

    LIN!ZI> 9!4a7*0 he4 )ae>= !4a7, Be:3l*3. Beat '37 the*4

    7eap3s.Getle/e, 34 sha/e F348ea4 th*s 3+t4a0e.

    Ty8alt, Me4)+t*3 The P4*)e e C3/e 3, st3p 37, that@s e3+0h, let@s 0et t3 the 8*t7he4e I 0et sta88e'. L*'*, y3+@4e s+pp3se' t3 sta' +st *

    43t 3 /e 7*th y3+4 s734' +p.

    9L** t4*es t3 84ea; +p the *0ht. Be);y sta8s Ge//a +'e4

    L*'*@s a4/=

    O7 Y3+@4e 3t s+pp3se' t3 4eally sta8 /e.

    BECKY> S344y, 03t )a44*e' a7ay.

    GEMMA> It@s /e that@ll 0et )a44*e' a7ayt3 h3sp*tal.

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    CHARLOTTE> Al4*0ht * I '3 /y l*e 37ate4 all, I@:e 3ly

    03t the 3e?

    GEMMA> O;ay.

    CHARLOTTE> A4e y3+ 4ea'y 34 /y 8*0 l*e?

    GEMMA> %+st 0et 3 7*th *t.

    CHARLOTTE> A7ay, Ty8alt.

    9Cha4l3tte a' Be);y 03 a' s*t '37.=

    GEMMA> I a/ h+4t.A pla0+e 3 83th y3+4 h3+ses I a/ 'ea'.

    LIN!ZI> It@s I a/ @spe'@, 3t @'ea'@.

    GEMMA> O;ay. I a/ spe'. Is he 03e a' hath 3th*0?

    LIN!ZI> $hat, a4t th3+ h+4t?

    GEMMA> Ay, ay, a s)4at)h, a s)4at)h. Ma44y, @t*s e3+0h.$he4e *s /y pa0e? G3, :*lla*, et)h a s+40e3.

    $h3@s 03*0 t3 8e /y pa0e?

    TIFFANY> Oh, *t@ll 8e %aet 34 M*ll*e 34 Ca*tl*they@:e 03t allthe 8*t pa4ts.

    CHARLOTTE> Hey, '3 y3+ /*'? M*ss says the4e a4e 3 8*t

    pa4ts * Sha;espea4e.TIFFANY> S344y, Cha4l3tte, '*'@t /ea *t l*;e that.

    LIN!ZI> C3/e 3, let@s )a44y 3.

    C3+4a0e, /a. The h+4t )a3t 8e /+)h.

    GEMMA> That@s easy 34 y3+ t3 say. Y3+@4e 3t the 3e 7h3

    03t sta88e'. N3, *t@s al4*0ht, I ;37 *t. N3, @t*s 3t s3 'eep as a7ell 34 s3 7*'e as a )h+4)h1'334, 8+t @t*s e3+0h, @t7*ll se4:e.

    As; 34 /e t3/34437, a' y3+ shall *' /e a 04a:e /a.

    $hy the 'e:*l )a/e y3+ 8et7ee +s? I 7as h+4t +'e4 y3+4a4/y3+ 8asta4'.

    LIN!ZI> 9La+0h*0>= I th3+0ht all 34 the 8est.

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    GEMMA> Help /e *t3 s3/e h3+se, Be:3l*3,

    O4 I shall a*t. A pla0+e 3 83th y3+4 h3+ses

    They ha:e /a'e 734/s@ /eat 3 /e. I ha:e *t,A' s3+'ly t33. Y3+4 h3+ses

    9T*ay a' Ge//a 03 a' s*t '37.=

    ROMEO> Th*s 0etle/a, the P4*)e@s ea4 ally,

    My :e4y 4*e', hath 03t h*s /34tal h+4t

    I /y 8ehal. My 4ep+tat*3 sta*e'$*th Ty8alt@s sla'e4. Ty8alt, that 34 a h3+4

    Hath 8ee /y ;*s/a O s7eet %+l*et,

    Thy 8ea+ty hath /a'e /e ee/*ate.

    GEMMA> 9O>= That@s 4*0ht, y3+ 8*0 0*4ly 0*4l.

    LIN!ZI> 9La+0h*0>= Sh+t +p A'...A' * /y te/pe4

    s3tee' :al34@s steel9T*ay )3/es 8a);.=

    TIFFANY> O R3/e3, R3/e3, 84a:e Me4)+t*3 *s 'ea'

    That 0allat sp*4*t hath asp*4e' the )l3+'s,

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    $h*)h t33 +t*/ely he4e '*' s)34 the ea4th.

    LIN!ZI> Th*s 'ay@s 8la); ate 3 /34e 'ays '3th 'epe'.

    Th*s 8+t 8e0*s the 73e 3the4s /+st e'.

    TIFFANY> He4e )3/es the +4*3+s Ty8alt 8a); a0a*.

    9Be);y a' Cha4l3tte a4e 0*00l*0 3:e4 s3/eth*0 they@:e 8eel33;*0 at 3 the*4 )ell ph3es.=

    I sa*', * y3+@4e l*ste*0, he4e )3/es the +4*3+s Ty8alt 8a);

    a0a*

    BECKY> Oh s344y, *s *t /e?

    9Be);y 3:e4 t3 3* the/, s7*sh*0 he4 )ae.=

    R*0ht, 7h3 7ats a p*e)e 3 /e.

    LIN!ZI> N37, Ty8alt, ta;e the :*lla* 8a); a0a*

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    That late th3+ 0a:est /e, 34 Me4)+t*3@s s3+l

    Is 8+t a l*ttle 7ay a83:e 3+4 hea's,

    $a*t*0 34 y3+4s t3 ;eep h*/ )3/pay.E*the4 y3+ 34 I, 34 83th, /+st 03 7*th h*/.

    BECKY> Th3+, 74et)he' 83y, that 7as 7*th h*/ he4e shalt 8e7*th h*/ he)e.

    9L** a' Be);y *0ht t*ll Be);y alls.=

    BEN(OLIO> R3/e3, a7ay, 8e 03e

    The )*t*es a4e +p, a' Ty8alt sla*.

    Sta' 3t a/ae'. The P4*)e 7*ll '33/ thee t3 'eath

    I th3+ a4t ta;e. He)e, 8e 03e, a7ay

    ROMEO> Oh, I a/ 34t+e@s 33l

    BEN(OLIO> $hy '3st th3+ stay?9Be);y 0ets +p.=

    BECKY> I tell y3+ 7hat, * *t 7as@t 34 the st34y I@ll 8et Ty8alt

    73+l' ha:e ;*);e' R3/e3@s a4se.

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

    J5

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    GEMMA> I *t 7as@t 34 st+p*' R3/e3 0ett*0 * the 7ay, I@ll8et Me4)+t*3 73+l' ha:e eas*ly ;*);e' Ty8alt@s a4se.

    CHARLOTTE> $hat 7e4e they all s+pp3se' t3 8e *0ht*0a83+t ay7ay?

    BECKY> Ty8alt ha' the h+/p 8e)a+se R3/e3 0ate1)4ashe'

    the*4 pa4ty.

    CHARLOTTE> I/a0*e 7hat he@' ha:e 8ee l*;e * he ;e7

    R3/e3 7as...y3+ ;37, '3*0 *t 7*th h*s )3+s*.

    BECKY> He@' ha:e t4a);e' h*/ '37 a' )+t *t 3.

    9They la+0h.=

    N3, y3+@4e la+0h*0, 8+t *t@s t4+e. It happee' 7he /y 8*0

    s*ste4 03t ;3);e' +p. My 843the4s 03t the 0+y, th*s 3l' 0+y

    a'...y3+ ;37.

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    LIN!ZI> I '3@t 8el*e:e y3+.

    BECKY> I s7ea4 *t@s t4+e.

    TIFFANY> Ay7ay, *t 7as Me4)+t*3 7h3 sta4te' the *0ht. He7as the *4st 3e t3 '4a7 h*s t33l.

    GEMMA> $ell, I see Me4)+t*3 as the ;*' 3 0+y 7h3 l*;eslash*0 h*s t33l a43+' a' st*);*0 *t * pe3ple@s a)es.

    TIFFANY> L*;e y3+4 843the4, Ty43e.

    GEMMA> Hey, '3@t y3+ '*s4espe)t /y 843the4.

    TIFFANY> Y3+ 7e4e '*ss*0 h*/ y3+4sel, say*0 he )a@t

    ;eep *t * h*s pats.GEMMA> He@s /y 843the4, I )a '*ss h*/ * I 7at t3.

    CHARLOTTE> Has@t he 03t th4ee ;*'s, y3+4 843the4?

    GEMMA> F3+4. Th4ee a' a3the4 3e 3 the 7ay.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    TIFFANY> Th*;s he@s G3'@s 0*t '3es y3+4 843the4.

    BECKY> G3t the 0*t 3 the 0a8, that@s 34 s+4e03t a 4eal tasty

    /3+th 3 h*/ s3 I@:e hea4' 9$*00l*0 he4 t30+e a43+'>=

    /+st 4+ * the a/*ly.

    GEMMA> 9!4a7*0 he4 )ae 3;*ly>= H37 'a4e y3+ *s+lt /y

    843the4 Ta;e that 8a); y3+ 74et)he' '30 34 eel the )+tt*0

    e'0e 3 /y steel.

    BECKY> 9!4a7*0 he4 )ae>= Ha:e at y3+ :*lla*

    9They play *0ht 34 a 7h*le, the Cha4l3tte a' T*ay 3* *.L*'* t4*es t3 st3p the/ a' s+''ely )l+t)hes at he4 eye a'

    alls t3 the 043+'. The 0*4ls *//e'*ately st3p a' 03 t3 L*'*

    7h3 *s )4y*0 3+t * pa*. Ite4/*ss*3.= T4e:34 S+the4s

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    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

    J6 T4e:34 S+the4s

    ACT IISCENE

    9Rehea4sal a4ea. $e a4e ea4*0 p43'+)t*3. At th*s sta0e *

    4ehea4sal, all the 0*4ls ;37 the*4 l*es a' the *0ht s)ee has8ee )h34e304aphe' a' 7e see the/ 34 the *4st t*/e * )3st+/e

    7*th p43ps. T*ay, Ge//a, Be);y, M*)helle, Bethay,

    Cha4l3tte, Chatelle, M*ll*e, %aet, Natasha, Aa/a4*e, !3a

    & %ae all ta;e pa4t.=BEN(OLIO> I p4ay thee, 033' Me4)+t*3, let@s 4et*4e.

    The 'ay *s h3t the Cap+lets, a843a'

    A' * 7e /eet 7e shall 3t es)ape a 84a7l,

    F34 37, these h3t 'ays, *s the /a' 8l33' st*44*0.

    MERC"TIO> Th3+ a4t l*;e 3e 3 th3se ell37s that, 7he heete4s the )3*es 3 a ta:e4, )laps h*s s734' +p3 the ta8le

    a' says G3' se' /e 3 ee' 3 thee a', 8y the 3pe4at*3

    3 the se)3' )+p, '4a7s *t 3 the '4a7e4 7he *'ee' the4e*s 3 ee'.

    BEN(OLIO> A/ I l*;e s+)h a ell37?

    MERC"TIO> C3/e, )3/e, th3+ a4t as h3t a %a); * thy /33'

    as ay * Italy, a' as s33 /3:e' t3 8e /33'y, a' as s33

    /33'y t3 8e /3:e'.BEN(OLIO> A' 7hat t3?

    MERC"TIO> $hy, th3+ 7*lt D+a44el 7*th a /a that hath aha*4 /34e 34 a ha*4 less * h*s 8ea4' tha th3+ hast. $*th

    a3the4, 34 ty*0 h*s e7 sh3es 7*th 3l' 4*883? A' yet

    th3+ 7*lt t+t34 /e 43/ D+a44el*0

    BEN(OLIO> By /y hea', he4e )3/es the Cap+lets.

    MERC"TIO> By /y heel, I )a4e 3t.9Ete4 Be);y a' Cha4l3tte.=

    T4e:34 S+the4sTh*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    TYBALT> F3ll37 /e )l3se, 34 I 7*ll spea; t3 the/.

    Getle/e, 033' ate433. A 734' 7*th 3e 3 y3+.

    MERC"TIO> Oe 734' 7*th 3e 3 +s? C3+ple *t 7*ths3/eth*0. Ma;e *t a 734' a' a 8l37.

    TYBALT> Y3+ shall *' /e apt e3+0h t3 that, s*4, * y3+ 7*ll0*:e /e 3))as*3.

    MERC"TIO> C3+l' y3+ 3t ta;e s3/e 3))as*3 7*th3+t0*:*0?

    TYBALT> Me4)+t*3, th3+ )3s34t@st 7*th R3/e3.

    MERC"TIO> C3s34t? $hat, '3st th3+ /a;e +s /*st4els? Ith3+ /a;e /*st4els 3 +s, l33; t3 hea4 3th*0 8+t '*s)34's.

    9Pats h*s s734'>= He4e@s /y *''lest*);. He4e@s that shall /a;ey3+ 'a)e.

    BEN(OLIO> 9M3:*0 Ge//a as*'e>= $e tal; he4e * the p+8l*)ha+t 3 /e.

    E*the4 7*th'4a7 +t3 s3/e p4*:ate pla)e,

    A' 4eas3 )3l'ly 3 y3+4 04*e:a)es,O4 else 'epa4t. He4e all eyes 0ae 3 +s.

    MERC"TIO> Me@s eyes 7e4e /a'e t3 l33; a' let the/0ae.I 7*ll 3t 8+'0e 34 3 /a@s pleas+4e.

    TYBALT> $ell, pea)e 8e 7*th y3+, s*4. He4e )3/es /y /a.9Natasha ete4s, 37 play*0 R3/e3.=

    MERC"TIO> B+t I@ll 8e ha0e', s*4, * he 7ea4 y3+4 l*:e4y.

    TYBALT> R3/e3, the l3:e I 8ea4 thee )a a34'

    N3 8ette4 te4/ tha th*s> th3+ a4t a :*lla*.

    ROMEO> Ty8alt, the 4eas3 that I ha:e t3 l3:e thee

    !3th /+)h e

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    T4e:34 S+the4s

    The4e34e, a4e7ell. I see th3+ ;37@st /e 3t.

    TYBALT> B3y, th*s shall 3t e C3/e, s*4, y3+4 passa'3.

    9Ge//a a' Be);y *0ht.=

    ROMEO> 9!4a7*0 h*s s734'>= !4a7, Be:3l*3. Beat '37

    the*4 7eap3s.

    Getle/e, 34 sha/e F348ea4 th*s 3+t4a0e.

    Ty8alt, Me4)+t*3 The P4*)e e

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    PETR"CHIO> A7ay, Ty8alt.

    MERC"TIO> I a/ h+4t.

    A pla0+e 3@ 83th y3+4 h3+ses I a/ spe'.

    Is he 03e a' hath 3th*0?

    BEN(OLIO> $hat, a4t th3+ h+4t?

    MERC"TIO> Ay, ay, a s)4at)h, a s)4at)h. Ma44y, @t*s e3+0h.

    $he4e *s /y pa0e? G3, :*lla*, et)h a s+40e3.

    9%aet 4+shes 3.=ROMEO> C3+4a0e, /a. The h+4t )a3t 8e /+)h.

    MERC"TIO> N3, @t*s 3t s3 'eep as a 7ell 34 s3 7*'e as a

    )h+4)h1'334, 8+t @t*s e3+0h, @t7*ll se4:e. As; 34 /e

    t3/34437, a' y3+ shall *' /e a 04a:e /a. $hy the 'e:*l)a/e y3+ 8et7ee +s? I 7as h+4t +'e4 y3+4 a4/.

    ROMEO> I th3+0ht all 34 the 8est.

    MERC"TIO> Help /e *t3 s3/e h3+se, Be:3l*3,O4 I shall a*t. A pla0+e 3 83th y3+4 h3+ses

    They ha:e /a'e 734/s@ /eat 3 /e. I ha:e *t,

    A' s3+'ly t33. Y3+4 h3+ses

    9T*ay ta;es Ge//a 3.=

    ROMEO> Th*s 0etle/a, the P4*)e@s ea4 ally,My :e4y 4*e', hath 03t h*s /34tal h+4tI /y 8ehal. My 4ep+tat*3 sta*e'

    $*th Ty8alt@s sla'e4. Ty8alt, that 34 a h3+4

    Hath 8ee /y ;*s/a O s7eet %+l*et,Thy 8ea+ty hath /a'e /e ee/*ate

    A' * /y te/pe4 s3tee' :al34@s steel

    9T*ay 4et+4s.=BEN(OLIO> O R3/e3, R3/e3, 84a:e Me4)+t*3 *s 'ea'

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    That 0allat sp*4*t hath asp*4e' the )l3+'s,

    $h*)h t33 +t*/ely he4e '*' s)34 the ea4th.

    ROMEO> Th*s 'ay@s 8la); ate 3 /34e 'ays '3th 'epe'.

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    Th*s 8+t 8e0*s the 73e 3the4s /+st e'.

    BEN(OLIO> He4e )3/es the +4*3+s Ty8alt 8a); a0a*.9Be);y 4et+4s.=

    ROMEO> N37, Ty8alt, ta;e the :*lla* 8a); a0a*

    That late th3+ 0a:est /e, 34 Me4)+t*3@s s3+lIs 8+t a l*ttle 7ay a83:e 3+4 hea's,

    $a*t*0 34 y3+4s t3 ;eep h*/ )3/pay.

    E*the4 y3+ 34 I, 34 83th, /+st 03 7*th h*/.

    TYBALT> Th3+, 74et)he' 83y, that '*'st 7*th h*/ he4e

    Shalt 7*th h*/ he)e.

    9Natasha a' Be);y *0ht t*ll Be);y alls.=

    BEN(OLIO> R3/e3, a7ay, 8e 03e

    The )*t*es a4e +p, a' Ty8alt sla*.

    Sta' 3t a/ae'. The P4*)e 7*ll '33/ thee t3 'eathI th3+ a4t ta;e. He)e, 8e 03e, a7ay

    ROMEO> Oh, I a/ 34t+e@s 33l

    BEN(OLIO> $hy '3st th3+ stay?9Natasha 4+shes 3. Aa/a4*e, %ae, !3a, Chatelle a'

    Ca*tl* all ete4.=

    THE PRINCE> $he4e a4e the :*le 8e0*e4s 3 th*s 4ay?

    BEN(OLIO> O 38le p4*)e, I )a '*s)3:e4 all

    The +l+);y /aa0e 3 th*s atal 84a7l.

    The4e l*es the /a, sla* 8y y3+0 R3/e3,That sle7 thy ;*s/a, 84a:e Me4)+t*3.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    9Ca*tl* *s 37 play*0 La'y Cap+let a' 4athe4 /a;es a /eal 3

    *t.=

    LA!Y CAP"LET> Ty8alt, /y )3+s* O /y 843the4@s )h*l'

    O P4*)e O )3+s* H+s8a' Oh, the 8l33' *s sp*lle'O /y 'ea4 ;*s/a P4*)e, as th3+ a4t t4+e,

    F34 8l33' 3 3+4s she' 8l33' 3 M3ta0+e.

    O )3+s*, )3+s*

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    THE PRINCE> Be:3l*3, 7h3 8e0a th*s 8l33'y 4ay?

    BEN(OLIO> Ty8alt he4e sla*, 7h3/ R3/e3@s ha' '*' slay.R3/e3, that sp3;e h*/ a*4, 8a'e h*/ th*;

    H37 alse the D+a44el 7as a' +40e' 7*thal

    Met*3*0 y3+4 h*0h '*spleas+4e. All th*s +tte4e'$*th 0etle 84eath, )al/ l33;, ;ees h+/8ly 837e',

    C3+l' 3t ta;e t4+)e 7*th the +4+ly splee

    O Ty8alt 'ea t3 pea)e, 8+t that he t*lts$*th p*e4)*0 steel at 83l' Me4)+t*3@s 84east,

    $h3, all as h3t, t+4s 'ea'ly p3*t t3 p3*t.

    R3/e3, he )4*es al3+', H3l', 4*e's F4*e's, pa4t

    A', s7*te4 tha h*s t30+e,H*s a0*le a4/ 8eats '37 the*4 atal p3*ts,

    A' @t7* N3t R3/e3, P4*)e, he 7as Me4)+t*3@s 4*e'.

    H*s a+lt )3)l+'es 8+t 7hat the la7 sh3+l' e',The l*e 3 Ty8alt.

    THE PRINCE> A' 34 that 3e)e

    I//e'*ately 7e '3 e

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    I 7*ll 8e 'ea t3 plea'*0 a' e $he )a 7e 03 a' see he4?

    CHARLOTTE> $*ll she 8e 8l*', M*ss?

    MISS C> Al4*0ht 0*4ls, e:e4y3e 37. %+st t3 let y3+ ;37L*'* *s a4*0 7ell. She@ll 8e ha:*0 a /*34 3pe4at*3 3

    he4 eye s3/et*/e t3/34437. She se's y3+ all he4 l3:e a'

    *s@t 8la/*0 ay3e 34 the a))*'et.

    TIFFANY> It 4eally 7as a a))*'et, M*ss.

    MISS C> I ;37.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    TIFFANY> It )3+l' ha:e 8ee ay 3 +s.

    MISS C> I ;37, I ;37, 7e@:e 03e 3:e4 th*s a +/8e4 3

    t*/es a' I ;37 y3+@4e all eel*0 :e4y 8a' a83+t *t.

    CAITLIN> $e '*'@t ha:e ayth*0 t3 '3 7*th *t, M*ss. $e

    '3@t ha:e ay s734' *0hts.

    %ANET> It 7as@t +s 7h3 7as /ess*0 a83+t, M*ss.

    MISS C> $e@4e :*e7*0 the *)*'et as a a))*'et a' the4e@sa e' t3 *t. N3, I 7*sh t3 spea; t3 y3+ a83+t s3/eth*0 else.

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    I 7at t3 tal; t3 y3+ a83+t s3/eth*0 that has 8ee '3e t3

    L*'*, a' 3t +st L*'*, that 7as )lea4ly 3t 8y a))*'et.

    I@/ tal;*0 a83+t Y3+T+8e a' I )a )lea4ly see 8y the l33;s3 s3/e 3 y3+4 a)es that y3+ al4ea'y ;37 e I 7*ll 8e tal;*0 t3 all 3 the )lass, %ae. B+t at the

    /3/et I@/ tal;*0 t3 th*s 043+p a' I e

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    SCENE 2

    9C3//+al a4ea. G*4ls a4e sp4ea' a43+' * '*e4et043+p*0s.=

    9GRO"P A>=

    !ONNA> I hea4' M*ss 7as th*;*0 3 )a)ell*0 the play.

    %ANE> She 73@t '3 that, 3t 37, 3t 37 *t@s 3ly t73

    7ee;s a7ay.

    BETHANY> Ay7ay, she@s 03t Natasha 37.

    !ONNA> N3, I /eat )a)ell*0 *t 8e)a+se 3 that Y3+T+8e

    th*0.

    TIFFANY> I hea4' she 03t a 4eal tell*0 3 43/ M4s.B33;8*'e4.

    MILLIE> $hy? It 7as@t he4 a+lt.

    %ANE> I 73'e4 7h3 '*' *thas ay83'y hea4' ayth*0?

    BETHANY> Y3+ '3@t th*; Natasha '*' *t, '3 y3+, s3 she

    )3+l' 0et the pa4t?

    MILLIE> !3@t 8e st+p*', *t 7as 0ett*0 sta88e' * the eye 7as

    the 4eas3 L*'* )3+l'@t '3 R3/e3*t ha' 3th*0 t3 '3

    7*th the :*'e3.

    BETHANY> St*ll '3es@t /ea that Natasha '*'@t p3st the

    :*'e3. E:e4y3e ;e7 she 7as eal3+s.

    !ONNA> That Y3+T+8e th*0, that 7as /ea.

    TIFFANY> I e:e4 e:e sa7 *t.

    %ANE> I sa7 *t. It 7as 3th*0 4eally. They +st p+t the*4 l*ps

    t30ethe4. They 7as ha4'ly /a;*0 3+t 34 ayth*0.

    T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.6

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    T4e:34 S+the4s

    MILLIE> Th*s 7as 7hy M*ss 4ehea4se' the ;*ss*0 s)eessepa4ately, s3 7e 73+l'@t /a;e + 3 the/ a' /a;e the/,

    l*;e, sel1)3s)*3+s.

    TIFFANY> P4etty *//at+4e th*0 t3 '3 * y3+ as; /e, se)4etly

    t4y t3 *l/ the/ 3 y3+4 )ell ph3e.

    !ONNA> My )ell ph3e has@t e:e 03t a :*'e3 app.

    TIFFANY> 9Sa4)ast*)>= Oh, that@s 033', s3 7e )a 4+le y3+ 3+t

    the, )a 7e?

    !ONNA> I@/ +st say*0.

    9GRO"P B>=

    CO"RTNEY> I@/ eel*0 4eally 0+*lty 37.

    LISA> $hat a83+t?

    CO"RTNEY> L*'*.LISA> !3@t tell /e *t 7as y3+ '*' that Y3+T+8e th*0?

    CO"RTNEY> N3, 3 )3+4se I '*'@t.

    LISA> A' *t 7as@t y3+ that p3;e' he4 eye 3+t.

    CO"RTNEY> N3, *t@s s3/eth*0 else. A83+t Pat4*);. L*'*as;e' /e * I 7as 'at*0 Pat4*);.

    LISA> B+t I th3+0ht y3+ 7e4e 'at*0 A'a/.

    CO"RTNEY> I a/ 'at*0 A'a/7ell, s34t 3. I ha4'ly e:e4

    see h*/y3+ ;37 7hat *t@s l*;e at th*s s)h33l. They th*;

    they )a )3t43l y3+ 8y /a;*0 y3+ '3 p*les 3 h3/e734;.B+t Pat4*); '*' )all /e a' as; /e 3+t.

    LISA> A' y3+ 7et?CO"RTNEY> It 7as +st 34 a h3+4 at M)!3al'@s. I 7ate'

    t3 *' 3+t 7hy he@' '+/pe' L*'*, 4eally. Pat4*);@s 3t /y

    type. N3, se4*3+sly. Ay7ay, I t3l' L*'* that I ha'@t see T4e:34 S+the4s

    Th*s *s a pe4+sal )3py 3ly.

    A8s3l+tely 3 p4*t*0, )3py*0 34 pe434/a)e pe4/*tte'.

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    h*/ a' 37 I@/ 73'e4*0 * I sh3+l'@t ha:e t3l' he4 the

    t4+th 8e)a+se I 03t the eel*0 she 7ate' t3 0et 8a); 7*th

    h*/.

    LISA> Oh yeah, that@s 04eat, that@s all she ee's t3 ;37. F*4st

    he4 83y4*e' '+/ps he4, the she 0ets a p3;e * the eye 7*tha st*);, the she 0ets a :*'e3 p3ste' 3 he4 ;*ss*0 a 0*4l a'

    37 y3+ say he4 e G3', 7hat * she l3ses a eye a' *t@s all 3+4a+lt?

    GEMMA> It 7as 383'y@s a+lt.

    BECKY> That@s easy t3 say.

    %ANET> $hat I 7at t3 ;37 *s h37 )3/e Natasha )3+l' +st

    step *t3 the 43le, R3/e3, +st l*;e that, ;37*0 all the l*esa' e:e4yth*0.

    MICHELLE> $ell, she@s 033' at lea4*0 l*es, that@s 7hy she7as !343thy * The $*a4' 3 O. She@s eas*ly the 8est at'4a/a.

    CHARLOTTE> I ;37 *t@s a 8*t /ea, 8+t she *s 8ette4 thaL*'* 7as.

    GEMMA> Yea, y3+@4e 4*0ht, that *s a 8*t /ea.

    %ANET> They st*ll ha:e@t 3+' Bla'e, y3+ ;37Natasha@s

    843the4. Y3+ th*; Natasha@s h*'*0 h*/?

    MICHELLE> $he4e? I he4 l3);e4?

    %ANET> F+y.

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