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Privacy policy About Wikipedia Disclaimers Mobile view Jonathan Doyle This page was last modified on 16 November 2011 at 05:38. Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License; additional terms may apply. See Terms of use for details. Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a non-profit organization. Contact us [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] [edit] Jonathan Doyle Jonathan Doyle, INTERPOL Christmas Party Birth name Jonathan Thomas Doyle Born October 2, 1981 (age 30) Boston, Massachusetts, U.S. Medium Film, television music, books Nationality American Years active 1981–present Domestic partner(s) Gillian Anderson (2006–07) (Never Consumated) Doyle incognito in New York City Doyle incognito in Monterey, CA From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia For other people named Jonathan Doyle, see Jonathan Doyle (disambiguation). Jonathan Doyle is an American writer, producer, DJ, sociologist, anthropologist, model, and amateur chemist. His singular preoccupation permeating all these disciplines is his keen ability to continue keeping it real , an urban term signifying the universal truth mankind has sought throughout history. He currently cameos on NPR s “This American Life” as well as a reoccurring character on CBS “How I Met Your Mother”. He was named #47 of VH1 s 50 Hottest Hotties of the 90s. Contents [hide] 1 Biography 1.1 Early Years 1.2 New York 1.3 Miami 1.4 Ibiza 1.5 Back to New York 2 Philosophy 3 Criticism 4 Filmography 5 Television 6 Discography 6.1 Studio albums Biography Early Years Jonathan was born the youngest of 22 children in an Irish-Catholic family in the Boston neighborhood of Dorchester. His dad, Thomas Doyle, was arguably the first hip-hop DJ ever, out-shined only by DJ Grandmaster Flash, despite the fact Thomas s recording predates Flash's by 12 years. His mother, Santa-Maria Doyle, was a nun. Jonathan quickly picked up on the urban arts of the day, namely rapping, breakdancing, shoplifting, and racism. Jonathan quickly outgrew prejudice when he was embarassed by his Irish peers in front of a gang of African-Americans during a verbal exchange known as "Parents", a precursor to the 80's "Yo' Momma" phenomenon. It was during this exchange Jonathan orginated the blanket defense that his mother had passed (when in fact she had not) and all negative claims to her character be rendered null and false. Jonathan caught flak early on mingling with children of color among the working-class Irish youth, negated by his infamous proclamation: “If they re paying to see me [defeat them in basketball], they re all green to me.” (see Doylenomics) This message of peace and tolerance single-handedly brought the Boston busing riots to a halt, and the key to the city was forcibly retrieved from James Brown to hand over to Jonathan as the new racial unifier of the city when he was only 14. He was also voted as having the 'Best Smile' by his high school classmates. New York The day after, Jonathan accidentally got on a Greyhound Bus to New York City instead of Wood s Hole, where he was due for a field trip. He made fast friends with Ian “2 Fast 2 Funky” Beck, and Bryce “Down with the Crown” (last name unprintable), who were New York Club Kids who had surrendered their guardianship to club owner Peter Gatien. Jonathan single-handedly bought them their freedom by ingesting over 22 vials of various unknown substances provided by Michael Alig and other accomplices at the New York club Limelight. Reportedly, Michael Alig stabbed Jonathan several times during this trial, claiming he had never felt such bloodlust. This was refuted 2 weeks later. Jonathan had an early brush with fame when a camera crew from MTV's Sex in the 90s filming in the Tunnel bar in New York City caught Jonathan in a scuffle with management, then a 15-year old bartender, for reportedly giving large amounts of alcohol away without charge. It was here Jonathan's long-standing feud with former Tunnel bouncer Vin Deisel originated. (see Doyle v Deisel). This brief exposure lead to guest host appearances on MTV's The Grind, garnering the dance show the highest ratings of it's run, creating a jealous streak in regular host Eric Nies, culminating in a brief brawl in which Jonathan knocked Nies unconcious after various accusations that Jonathan was making Julie Gentry, Nies' girlfriend and Real World castmate, 'laugh too much' (see Doyle v Nies). Miami Several reports of Jonathan asleep in various South Beach nightclubs emerged in winter 1999. Ibiza In 2001, a naked Jonathan Doyle, was found on a beach in Ibiza, confused and agitated, unaware of how he got there. It was later revealed that a ship from Miami transporting humans to be sold into slavery capsized and Jonathan, luckily but bizarrely, happened to be wearing 'floaties', small floation devices wrapped around each arm. A video tape found among the wreckage confirms it was put to a vote among the doomed fleet that Jonathan, apparently in a drug-induced stupor, albeit off-camera, should be the one that is saved with the flotation devices. It is assumed the low level of oxygen in the vessel assisted in this conclusion. Jonathan quickly took to the Ibiza nightlife and developed an addiction to several designer drugs that were only produced in small, clandestine labs on the island, and were never properly documented. It was this addiction that is rumored to have eroded Jonathan's sense of social tact and the cause of his frequent 'time warps', 15 second intervals of historical hallucinations combined with sheer terror. It was through these drugs Jonathan became fast friends with several of the DJs who played the nightclubs, namely Paul Oakenfold and Satoshi Tomiie. Over the next six months Jonathan learned how to mix and beatmatch, and eventually produce his own material, although he was quickly dropped by all promoters and his label after a particularly blatant sample of The Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" went uncleared and nearly bankrupted the Ministry of Sound (see Doyle v Fatboy Slim). Back to New York Jonathan now lives in Boerum Hill, Brooklyn, a neighborhood he considers more 'gritty', and 'real', than other young neighborhoods in Brooklyn. His proximity to the Wyckoff and Gowanus houses provide instant street credibility, provided the potential creditors have seen the Spike Lee film Clockers, of which he will assuredly remind you of their prominence in the tale of drugs, crime, and hardship. He is eagerly awaiting the economic downturn to affect his immediate area, not only for the boost in bohemian morale and the false sense of racial community, but would like to own a Brownstone on Dean Street and might have to only marry a somewhat homely heiress to do so should the market continue to collapse. Philosophy Jonathan has a unique omniscient philosophy that permeates all of his disciplines, in that he 'keeps it real', seeking only the most authentic experience under the most optimal conditions. Anything less than this is generally not worth pursuing, as it is in someway corrupted or co-opted by commercial or conflicting interests. He also knows everything, and has little patience for lies, misunderstandings, misspellings, mispronunciations, misreadings, grammatical errors, geographical errors, historical errors, improperly executed dance moves, failures, misbeliefs, social awkwardness, inability to handle alcohol, physical blemishes, lack of limbs, lapses in judgement, lapses in style, memory lapses, Alzheimer's, shallow thinking, deep thinking, clumsiness, disorganization, neat freaks, and the elderly (35+). This philosophy ensures Jonathan's very special life experience remains unencumbered by the doldrums of human error that have eventually destroyed the great poets of his time. Criticism Several compatriots of Jonathan frequently find the insatiable generosity and goodwill that springs forth from him inhuman and are often frustrated in their attempts to reciprocate or save face in front of their peers, none moreso then the infamous 2002 business proposal in the Sony offices in Los Angeles, in which 19 Japanese businessmen took their own lives. Critics of the event claim Jonathan was pleaded with to 'tone it down', but were met with kind-hearted gestures of affability and naive confusion that proved too much for the stoic culture of honor from which the victims came. Jonathan is currently banned from entering Japanese airspace until he is deemed to have 'an acceptable level of shame and dejection'. Others find Jonathan's extensive knowledgebase to be too exhausting and to remove any sense of wonder or awe about the world around them once it has been explained to them by Jonathan. On whether living life with 100% accuracy has degraded his enjoyment of life, now devoid of risk and variables, Jonathan had the following to offer: "No. It gives me great pleasure to inform you that you will live to be 57 years old, your dad never really forgave you for the thing, the Orioles are going to have a terrible season, and your shoe's untied. Just kidding about the shoe." Filmography Film Year Title Role Notes 1992 Who's Da Man? Junkie Nominated – Golden Globe Award for New Star of the Year – Actor 1993 House Party 3 Junkie Nominated – Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy 1995 Michael Collins Himself Also Producer 1997 Booty Call Car Wash Customer 2000 Castaway President Slaughter 2003 A Bug's Life Foley/Coughing 2009 Synecdoche, New York Smiling Passerby Television Television Year Title Role Notes 1996 The Real World Chad Special Guest (1 Episode) 2006 The Ultimate Fighter Chad (Disqualified) 2008 A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila Chad (Participant) Discography Studio albums Year Album details Peak chart positions US [1] US R&B [2] 1997 You think you can leave me? Release date: 1997 Label: CBS Records 97 — 1999 Hay Bay-Bee Release date: 1999 Label: CBS Records 35 10 2005 Property of GOD's Athletic Club Release date: 2005 Label: CBS Records 26 17 "—" denotes releases that did not chart Categories: Living Persons Read View Source View History Article Talk Search Main page Contents Featured content Current events Random article Donate to Wikipedia Interaction Help About Wikipedia Community portal Recent changes Contact Wikipedia Toolbox What links here Related changes Upload file Special pages Permanent link Print/export Languages Afrikaans Alemannisch Ænglisc Català esky Cymraeg Dansk Deutsch Esperanto Español Eesti Euskara Suomi Français Frysk Gaeilge Gàidhlig Hrvatski Magyar Interlingua Bahasa Indonesia Italiano 日本語 Latina Limburgs Malagasy M ori Bahasa Melayu Plattdüütsch Nederlands Norsk (nynorsk) Norsk (bokmål) Polski Português Român Simple English / Srpski Shqip Srpskohrvatski / Svenska Türkçe Ti ng Vi t 中文
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Jonathan Doyle
Jonathan Doyle, INTERPOL Christmas Party
Birth name Jonathan Thomas Doyle
Born October 2, 1981 (age 30)Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.
Medium Film, television music, books
Nationality American
Years active 1981–present
Domesticpartner(s)
Gillian Anderson (2006–07) (NeverConsumated)
Doyle incognito in New York City
Doyle incognito in Monterey, CA
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other people named Jonathan Doyle, see Jonathan Doyle (disambiguation).
Jonathan Doyle is an American writer, producer, DJ, sociologist, anthropologist, model, andamateur chemist. His singular preoccupation permeating all these disciplines is his keen abilityto continue keeping it real , an urban term signifying the universal truth mankind has soughtthroughout history. He currently cameos on NPR s “This American Life” as well as a reoccurringcharacter on CBS “How I Met Your Mother”. He was named #47 of VH1 s 50 Hottest Hotties ofthe 90s.
Contents [hide]
1 Biography1.1 Early Years1.2 New York1.3 Miami1.4 Ibiza1.5 Back to New York
2 Philosophy3 Criticism4 Filmography5 Television6 Discography
6.1 Studio albums
Biography
Early YearsJonathan was born the youngest of 22 children in an Irish-Catholic family in the Bostonneighborhood of Dorchester. His dad, Thomas Doyle, was arguably the first hip-hop DJ ever, out-shined only by DJ Grandmaster Flash, despitethe fact Thomas s recording predates Flash's by 12 years. His mother, Santa-Maria Doyle, was a nun. Jonathan quickly picked up on the urbanarts of the day, namely rapping, breakdancing, shoplifting, and racism. Jonathan quickly outgrew prejudice when he was embarassed by his Irishpeers in front of a gang of African-Americans during a verbal exchange known as "Parents", a precursor to the 80's "Yo' Momma" phenomenon.It was during this exchange Jonathan orginated the blanket defense that his mother had passed (when in fact she had not) and all negativeclaims to her character be rendered null and false. Jonathan caught flak early on mingling with children of color among the working-class Irishyouth, negated by his infamous proclamation: “If they re paying to see me [defeat them in basketball], they re all green to me.” (seeDoylenomics) This message of peace and tolerance single-handedly brought the Boston busing riots to a halt, and the key to the city was forciblyretrieved from James Brown to hand over to Jonathan as the new racial unifier of the city when he was only 14. He was also voted as having the'Best Smile' by his high school classmates.
New YorkThe day after, Jonathan accidentally got on a Greyhound Bus to New York City instead of Wood s Hole, where he was due for a field trip. Hemade fast friends with Ian “2 Fast 2 Funky” Beck, and Bryce “Down with the Crown” (last name unprintable), who were New York Club Kids whohad surrendered their guardianship to club owner Peter Gatien. Jonathan single-handedly bought them their freedom by ingesting over 22 vialsof various unknown substances provided by Michael Alig and other accomplices at the New York club Limelight. Reportedly, Michael Aligstabbed Jonathan several times during this trial, claiming he had never felt such bloodlust. This was refuted 2 weeks later. Jonathan had anearly brush with fame when a camera crew from MTV's Sex in the 90s filming in the Tunnel bar in New York City caught Jonathan in a scufflewith management, then a 15-year old bartender, for reportedly giving large amounts of alcohol away without charge. It was here Jonathan'slong-standing feud with former Tunnel bouncer Vin Deisel originated. (see Doyle v Deisel). This brief exposure lead to guest host appearanceson MTV's The Grind, garnering the dance show the highest ratings of it's run, creating a jealous streak in regular host Eric Nies, culminating in abrief brawl in which Jonathan knocked Nies unconcious after various accusations that Jonathan was making Julie Gentry, Nies' girlfriend andReal World castmate, 'laugh too much' (see Doyle v Nies).
MiamiSeveral reports of Jonathan asleep in various South Beach nightclubsemerged in winter 1999.
IbizaIn 2001, a naked Jonathan Doyle, was found on a beach in Ibiza,confused and agitated, unaware of how he got there. It was laterrevealed that a ship from Miami transporting humans to be sold intoslavery capsized and Jonathan, luckily but bizarrely, happened to bewearing 'floaties', small floation devices wrapped around each arm. Avideo tape found among the wreckage confirms it was put to a voteamong the doomed fleet that Jonathan, apparently in a drug-inducedstupor, albeit off-camera, should be the one that is saved with theflotation devices. It is assumed the low level of oxygen in the vesselassisted in this conclusion. Jonathan quickly took to the Ibiza nightlifeand developed an addiction to several designer drugs that were onlyproduced in small, clandestine labs on the island, and were neverproperly documented. It was this addiction that is rumored to haveeroded Jonathan's sense of social tact and the cause of his frequent 'time warps', 15 second intervals of historical hallucinations combined withsheer terror. It was through these drugs Jonathan became fast friends with several of the DJs who played the nightclubs, namely Paul Oakenfoldand Satoshi Tomiie. Over the next six months Jonathan learned how to mix and beatmatch, and eventually produce his own material, althoughhe was quickly dropped by all promoters and his label after a particularly blatant sample of The Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" went unclearedand nearly bankrupted the Ministry of Sound (see Doyle v Fatboy Slim).
Back to New YorkJonathan now lives in Boerum Hill, Brooklyn, a neighborhood he considers more'gritty', and 'real', than other young neighborhoods in Brooklyn. His proximity to theWyckoff and Gowanus houses provide instant street credibility, provided the potentialcreditors have seen the Spike Lee film Clockers, of which he will assuredly remind youof their prominence in the tale of drugs, crime, and hardship. He is eagerly awaitingthe economic downturn to affect his immediate area, not only for the boost inbohemian morale and the false sense of racial community, but would like to owna Brownstone on Dean Street and might have to only marry a somewhat homelyheiress to do so should the market continue to collapse.
PhilosophyJonathan has a unique omniscient philosophy that permeates all of his disciplines, in that he 'keeps it real', seeking only the most authenticexperience under the most optimal conditions. Anything less than this is generally not worth pursuing, as it is in someway corrupted or co-optedby commercial or conflicting interests. He also knows everything, and has little patience for lies, misunderstandings, misspellings,mispronunciations, misreadings, grammatical errors, geographical errors, historical errors, improperly executed dance moves, failures,misbeliefs, social awkwardness, inability to handle alcohol, physical blemishes, lack of limbs, lapses in judgement, lapses in style, memorylapses, Alzheimer's, shallow thinking, deep thinking, clumsiness, disorganization, neat freaks, and the elderly (35+). This philosophy ensuresJonathan's very special life experience remains unencumbered by the doldrums of human error that have eventually destroyed the great poetsof his time.
CriticismSeveral compatriots of Jonathan frequently find the insatiable generosity and goodwill that springs forth from him inhuman and are oftenfrustrated in their attempts to reciprocate or save face in front of their peers, none moreso then the infamous 2002 business proposal in the Sonyoffices in Los Angeles, in which 19 Japanese businessmen took their own lives. Critics of the event claim Jonathan was pleaded with to 'tone itdown', but were met with kind-hearted gestures of affability and naive confusion that proved too much for the stoic culture of honor from whichthe victims came. Jonathan is currently banned from entering Japanese airspace until he is deemed to have 'an acceptable level of shame anddejection'. Others find Jonathan's extensive knowledgebase to be too exhausting and to remove any sense of wonder or awe about the worldaround them once it has been explained to them by Jonathan. On whether living life with 100% accuracy has degraded his enjoyment of life,now devoid of risk and variables, Jonathan had the following to offer: "No. It gives me great pleasure to inform you that you will live to be 57years old, your dad never really forgave you for the thing, the Orioles are going to have a terrible season, and your shoe's untied. Just kiddingabout the shoe."
FilmographyFilm
Year Title Role Notes
1992 Who's Da Man? Junkie Nominated – Golden Globe Award for New Star of the Year – Actor
1993 House Party 3 Junkie Nominated – Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy
1995 Michael Collins Himself Also Producer
1997 Booty Call Car Wash Customer
2000 Castaway President Slaughter
2003 A Bug's Life Foley/Coughing
2009 Synecdoche, New York Smiling Passerby
TelevisionTelevision
Year Title Role Notes
1996 The Real World Chad Special Guest (1 Episode)
2006 The Ultimate Fighter Chad (Disqualified)
2008 A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila Chad (Participant)
Discography
Studio albums
Year Album details
Peak chartpositions
US[1]
USR&B
[2]
1997
You think you can leave me?Release date: 1997Label: CBS Records
97 —
1999
Hay Bay-BeeRelease date: 1999Label: CBS Records
35 10
2005
Property of GOD's Athletic ClubRelease date: 2005Label: CBS Records
26 17
"—" denotes releases that did not chart
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