Aman (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Aman (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Aadmi : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

THIS IS A CLASSIC ::Sanjay ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :Yaha thukna mana hai

Ek Hingu namak khargosh roj lohaar ki dukan pe jata aur kehta : GAAJAR hai?
Lohar inkar kar deta.Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur usne Hingu namak khargosh ke daant tod diye.fir..fir kyaAgle din Hingu namak khargosh aaya aur bolaGAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA???

Sharad ko rota dekhkar Aman ne pucha kya hua?
Sharad : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!