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Joke Book 1
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What do you get if you cross
a crocodile and a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it
What has 4 legs but doesn't move?
A table
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What do you get if you cross
a cheetah and a hamburger?
Fast food
What subject is a witch good at at school?
Spelling
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What says quick quick?
A duck with hiccups
What's brown, has a hump and
lives at the North Pole?
A lost camel
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Why did the knight run around
asking for a tin opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour
What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups
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What is the most slippery country
in the world?
Greece
What is evil and bounces?
A witch on a trampoline
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Why did the farmer feed his pig
sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork
What two words have the
most letters in the English language?
Post Office
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What is blue and has big ears?
An elephant in the North Pole
What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog?
A dog that licks you
from across the road
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What is an astronaut's favourite place
on a keyboard?
The space bar
What goes black white black white?
A penguin rolling down the hill
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What is grey, has long ears
and 16 wheels?
A rabbit on roller skates
What do you get if you cross
a skunk and a pair of boots?
Smelly wellies
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What do you get if you cross
a tiger and a parrot?
An animal that will talk your ear off
What is white when its dirty
and black when its clean?
A blackboard
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A puddle
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk