Jimi the King

BB

Once upon a time, there was a young couple named Jimi and Betty. They were the King and Queen of the magical land of Canada. Their kingdom was happy until something terrible happened.

In the kingdom, a plague had been spreading, causing widespread panic.

They have to go consult the all-knowing oracle to find out how to stop the plague.

You must find the murderer of the

previous king, Sheldon

I will find him! I swear I will!

Jimi remembered that, as a young man, an oracle once told him that he would kill his father and marry his mother.

I’m dying!Noooo!!!

Jimi sent out to find the shepherd who raised him as a young man. Upon meeting the shepherd, the shepherd told him that Sheldon was Jimi’s father.

*Gasp*!!!

Upon hearing this news, Barack banished Jimi from the kingdom, and took his position as king.

You’re out, I’m king.

I will gouge out my eyes in

shame.