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iPhone apps you must own
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Or
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WTF iPhone apps you must never tell your spouse you
spent money on
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The Belgian Constitution
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59p
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Yes or No
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59p
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Angry Scot
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Real comment from real punter
“The only funny bit is ‘This is crap’”
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59p
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Speakin’ Jamaican
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59p
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iPee
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59p
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Manpoke
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POKE
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POKE
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POKE
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The world is convulsed with economic crisis
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Manpoke: 59p
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Next
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Oh God it burns
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Babies
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That’s it
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Just babies
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Hundreds of babies
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“All the babies you will ever want to look at!”
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“More babies every day!”
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I suspect this may be illegal in some countries
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Real comment from real punter
if you look at enough babies, you are more likely to have them. its a fertility app, stupid. there is nothing silly about this.
i am dead serious.
seriously.
not funny.
baby imagery makes you have babies. serious.
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59p
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Babies (Free)
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Free
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THERE APPEARS TO BE NO FUNCTIONAL DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN THE TWO
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Kiss Me
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Real comment from real punter
“It’s not that I can’t kiss, it’s just that it doesn’t acutally work”
(sic)
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59p
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Are we nearly there yet?
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iPropose
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Yeah, that’ll work
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Lesbian & gay editions also available
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59p
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Do you have trouble dropping logs?
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Drop It
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Drop It features both brown noise and the brown note. The brown noise is an infrasound frequency that is said to cause humans to lose control of their bowels and start rolling logs due to resonance. If you just went in the last 11 mins, you should just fart a few times. If you just fart even though you haven't went yet then the effect may not be as strong on you. Make sure it's loud. Don't forget to shake your iPhone to flush!
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59p
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I think we’ve got the idea now
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30%
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9 x 59p = £5.31Apple’s cut = £1.59
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And people say Steve Jobshas no sense of humour
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Creative play
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