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Investment Hugot and Pick-up LinesJust for fun only…nothing personal
By: Gerry O. Gatawa
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Sana MORTGAGE BOND ka…..
Para lagi akong SECURED ano man ang mangyari..
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Ang ‘relationship’ parang INVESTMENT yan…..
Laging may RISK, minsan malaki ang RETURN, minsan malaki i-invest mo tapus maliit yung RETURN o kaya LOSS..
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Ang ‘love’ parang HIGH RETURNS yan…..
Pinapaasa ka lang..
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Nakakainis ka, parang BOND ang ginawa mo sakin…..
Nung una GUARANTEED BOND.. Tapus later, SINKING FUND, di nagtagal CONVERTIBLE BOND, tapus sa huli JUNK BOND…asan ang hustisya???
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Pero umaasa parin ako, sana…..
Pagdating ng araw maging REDEEMABLE BONDS ako sayo…
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CHECKE ka ba?…..
Kasi nag BOUNCE ka naman na STALE ka ata ng iba…
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Para kang COMMERCIAL PAPER…..
Nagpa-PROMISE ka sa una tapus later, lagi kang in-DEFAULT…
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Sana ang relationship parang FINANCIAL SYSTEM…..
May STABILITY, EFFICIENCY, FLEXIBILITY at laging BALANCED…
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Grabe ang relationship natin parang FOREIGN EXCHANGE (FOREX)....
Affected lahat ng FACTORS…
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Alam mo para kang PORTFOLIO....
Masyado kang nag DIVERSIFY, ayoko ko na sayo…
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Ang love love na yan?? parang FINANCIAL SYSTEM yan eh....
May mga LENDERS at USERS…
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TREASURY BILL ka ba?....
SHORT-TERM ka lang eh…
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Yang relationship-relationship na yan? Parang MARKET yan eh....
May mga LOSERS at USERS…
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F.O.B SHIPPING POINT ka ba?....
Kasi papunta ka palang akin ka na…
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CONSIGNMENT ka ba?....
Kasi nasa piling ka man ng iba akin ka padin…
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Ang love parang CENTRAL BANK yan....
It REGULATES everything…
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Ang love parang MONEY yan....
May mga COLORS and MEANING…
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Ang LOVE parang ECONOMY yan....
May INVISIBLE HAND that guides everyone…
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Thank you VERY MUCH…
HAPPY HEARTS DAY EVERYONE