Into the black hole

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BLACKHOLE HIRING @BillBoorman – MD:

Transcript of Into the black hole

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BLACKHOLE HIRING

@BillBoorman – MD: RecruitingDaily

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RECRUITER

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JOB SEEKERS

What my friends think I do What my parents think I do What society thinks I do

What employers think I do What I think I do What I actually do

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IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND SCREEN 150 CANDIDATES

THAT’D BE GREAT

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PROCESS

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WORKFLOW LAB

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– TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH 5 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

… WITH THAT 2-YEAR OLD TECHNOLOGY

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WHAT WE HAVE HERE

IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE

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UPLOAD YOUR RESUME

NOW PAINSTAKINGLY FILL OUT THIS FORM CONTAINING ALL OF THE EXACT

SAME INFORMATION

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THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE

IT HAS BEEN REVIEWED!

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I JUST WENT PAPERLESS!

YES!

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IT’S NOT THE SIZE OF YOUR DATA THAT MATTERS

IT’S HOW YOU USE IT!

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FEEDBACK

…PLEASE