This is a story about Jiddle. He is a Gnome and this is his living room. Jiddle, unlike most gnomes, is not particularly nice.

I didn’t say you could come in!

Get your feet off my furniture you big footed fool!

Jiddle’s beard is false. This is part of the reason why he’s so angry all the time. When he eats , he has to pull down his beard before putting the food into his mouth.

Nom nom nom nom nom nom

Jiddle the gnome loves his house. He has a lot of love to give but only to his house. Other people… they get no love.But what Jiddlle loved Most about his house, was his garden.

My name’s Jiddle! Get off my grass

you big footed fool!

Jiddle’s big issue in life (according to Jiddle) is not that he is sour, grumpy and smells of gnome B.O.

Jiddle’s MAJOR PROBLEM is that llama’s keep eating his flowers leaving zackers on his lawn!

Jim has a lot of needs…

A lot of needs…

Oh my gourd, that is

disgusting…

However, in terms of his Garden context and the llama issue…He needs… something to stop the llamas wanting to come into his garden… or something to deter them…

In terms of his Garden context and the llama issue…He needs… Laser guns! Or anti-llama spray! Or llama traps!