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Sparks

EVERYBODY NEEDS A SPARK

I used to read the Sunday New York Times each week, until I didn’t anymore

Why are you reading the New York Times?!

Why analyze it, when you can realize it

De Jure

A judge asked how well I know the law –I think I have some conception

I’ve been through 3 divorces

De Facto

$0The amount I spent on marriage related expenses in my life

I’ve never been married

Keep Enterprising

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• A trustworthy looking

person to make sure there is no

funny business

going down

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There is no such thing as Free Wifi

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Miscellaneous

Business Of Life

Music & Making Merry

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Helium

It Takes Two To Fly

Before I met her, I would say my life was mediocre

She took me to places I wouldhave never seen without her

There’s always room for good company

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Suitable For Ages 16+

This program contains the following –Viewer sensitivity is ill-advised

Money Talk

Political Discourse

Birds & Bees Conversation

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Excuse Me, Sir

Can you please point me in the direction of the conservative girls who party liberally?

She doesn’t believe in health insurance for everyone…and she thinks she’s being a good republican

by repeating what her daddy said

Trumpcare Won’t Prevent/Cure

WarningEvery Venereal Disease Either

Meanwhile, on the west side of America

If you’ve never flown down a California freeway in the middle of the night with a vehicle full of

California girls, you aint been living!

She likes me now, but will probably hate my guts in about 8 months

Right Now 8 Month From Now

THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE AND IT KEEPS REPEATING ITSELF

CHANGE IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD!

In China, some dude in a book wrote “conceal a

dagger in a smile”

That’s why in Americathey carry guns to turn

fake smiles like that upside down

She’s a devout individual –Nonetheless, her passion for my crazy ass self

outweighs her devout republicanism

The Greatest Lie Ever

Told

“I didn’t bite the forbidden fruit…it was the snake!”

Feeling Overworked?

Take An Urban Vacation

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Ain’t Got That Kind Of Time

Capital Requirements

What You Have What You Need

You’re on a mission that some say is impossible

But when you handle the business,

fair-weather friends come back flocking

Pleading for your help

Claiming they are better than you

Being a tough guy around you

You can’t call and hold their hand everyday,

you got lots of things to do

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w •Cover the utility, food, and general living bills

•Pay the property tax

•Handle the health insurance

•Compensate the lawyers

•Set aside medical fees

•Buy the wife some lovely things

•Give some money to friends who need and deserve it

•Make some worthwhile donations and contributions

•Etc, etc, etc

Lat

er • Buy the new vehicle you’ve been eyeing for yourself for a long time

• Go wild on that vacation trip

• Partake in general pleasantries

GOCollect $295 in

health insurance benefits as you

pass GO

Marvin Gardens

Property currently unavailable, new elegant residences

under construction– Opening in Spring 2017

Chance Card

You got subpoenaed! Go directly to court! Do not pass GO,

do not collect $295

A grind like that never goes out of style

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Do Not Disturb

Sometimes you have to say No a few times

1) No sir

1) Nooo……

1) Shut the (blank) up

1) No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Management can be unglamorous

The urge to say something can be

extremely powerful

It’s critical to speak because you have

something to say and not just talk when you

have to say something

Got to know when to hold ‘em,

know when to told ‘em

Sears TowerBack Then

Willis TowerNow-adays

Blue TowerThe Future?

For a person to give advice,

someone has to be willing to take it

Your career isn’t any more

challenging than mine

SOUNDS COOL

The 5 Steps

Crawl Fall Stall Recall Ball

Our annual

social budget

is $300

We don’t

know how to

do it

These

products sell

themselves

Will that be

check or

credit card?

Thank you

for your

business

1 2 3 4 5

Everything that is said is not what is meant

DONE

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The nature of our learning is ever-changing

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Outside TheClass

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High School

Inside The Class

Outside The Class

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Friendship isn’t the same once money comes – It can remain strong though

Money

Sharing Dreams

$10,000 $100,000 $500,000

Support In Difficult Moments

Eagerness To Help

Drive

I damn near went crazy,I had to get it right

The Dream

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Culture Clash

All that nonsense being spoken only offends me

ΞA highly intelligent process thinker: “Your ambitious project will never work, you are trying to do the impossible”

ΞTruthful response: “It’s already finished”

This kind of work

is going

to disappear

really soon

Go back to the

office and wait

patiently

Somebody

screwed up

really bad

Charge to a credit

card everything

you need to

succeed, then send

them the bill

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They have the cash They don’t have the cash

The Cash Flow Matrix

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This

ensued

What

happened?

New money

The aftermath

At the moment

Me

Whether you are standing next to the

Chicago Bean or on a ship in the South China Sea

Everybody knows what it means to be FREE

What compels seemingly normal people to lose their cool the moment they step onto a boat?

“We’re backing out of the deal, but you’re invited on our boat next

weekend!”

“Trust me, we’re not assessing you during this company boat outing,

so have fun!”

“He just does his job all year long

with no complaining, he deserves

to get wasted during a spring break

cruise!”

Rich

Lonely

Unhappy

A?Average

Content

Boring

Dead-end

B?

#andthenweallgetrich#thatsthesmellofhardwork

Burning Bush

Moses actually talked with a

burning bush, for real?

Man up, go to the wilderness

and be tranquil