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Page 1: I’m in awe of these ppts…can’t wait for another one! Dunker amazes me just like my son’s mullet! Nothing can stop me in my denim vest… Bring it!
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I’m in awe of these ppts…can’t wait for

another one!

Dunker amazes me just like my son’s

mullet!

Nothing can stop me in my

denim vest…

Bring it!

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PROPAGANDA

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THE END OF WWI

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Germany Surrenders!

11th hour11th Day

11th Month

Nov 11, 1918

Veterans Day

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INTERACTIVE PPT! 12 roles needed today:

1. Vinny

2. Frankie

3. Chuck

4. Nurse Nancy

5. Pierre

6. The “Ponderer”

7. Clemenceau

8. Orlando

9. Lloyd George

10. Humiliated Hans

11. G.I. John

12. Jimmy Dean Jr – (southern accent please)

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WORLDLY RESULTS of WWI• ruined farms,

factories, and towns

• destruction of commerce

• political & social disorder

• financial bankruptcy

PLUS…

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9+ million dead

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20+ million woundedHey baby!

You know, I can still bust some sweet moves in this

wheelchair…Do you have plans Friday?

Oh my! Well, I do love wounded soldiers!

FrankieVinny Chuck

Please get me out of here before I throw up in

my mouth!

At least the guy’s still got guts! Get it?!

Nurse Nancy

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TONS of other damage…

“Before & After WWI” shots…

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Hotel de la Princerie, VerdunBefore WWI

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Hotel de la Princerie, VerdunAfter WWI

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Village of EsnesBefore World War I

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Village of EsnesAfter WWI

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Palace of Justice, SenlisBefore WWI

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Palace of Justice, SenlisAfter WWI

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Massive amounts of

damage in EVERY European Country….

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France This used to be my house on Grey Street…

Pierre

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Germany

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Austria

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Italy

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Hungary

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Imagine living in this…

What do you do now?

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hmmm…

how should we deal with the

Central powers?!?

1. Punish the losers

or

2. All work together to rebuild Europe?

Both options were presented to the world

powers…

DO YOU…

The “Ponderer”

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The Paris Peace Conference Versailles, France

The “Big Four”:

1. GB = Lloyd George,

2. FR = Clemenceau,

3. IT = Orlando

4. US = Willy

Who’s missing?

The Central Powers & RUS!

None were represented at the settlement talks.

Those silly central powers have no

idea what’s coming to them!

I know! What

Chumps!

Orlando

Clemenceau

Lloyd GeorgeDo you like my “Shell shock” impression?

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1st Willy comes up with his

plan for peace…

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the 14 POINTSUltimate Goal: Mind your own

Bisnass

AND…3 things:1.Remove the Causes of the War

2. Boundary Changes

3.International Peace Org.

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REVENGE!

GB & FR wanted to

make GER pay For WWI

The Allies (and congress) reject Wilson’s plan for peace… it’s not strict

enough.

The allies have their own ideas!

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You must think I’m

pretty stupid.

But wait until you see what

the rest of the Allies come up with…

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The Treaty of Versailles1. 9 NEW NATIONS CREATED FROM A/H

(GB & FR will control)

- Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Syria, Iraq, Transjordan, Palestine, Finland, Poland

2. Demilitarized GER

No air force, Army only 100,000 (small)

3. GER had to pay Reparations

(aka war damages) - $56 BILLION

4. War Guilt Clause

- GER had to admit it was responsible for war

“It’s unbelievable! The biggest

mistake in the 20th century”

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Here’s why its so bad…PROBS w/ T. of V

1. GERMANY IS BROKE

•Can’t pay Reparations…No one could!

•No Colonies to help them pay

2. HUMILIATED GERMANY!

•They weren’t the ONLY ones Guilty!

3. CREATED INSTABILITYDisputes over Territories & governments

Ps – I’m Germany and it sucks to be me right now!

(insert German

sound & fist jolt

Humiliated Hans

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Europe 1914 Europe 1919

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The Treaty of Versailles “sewed the seeds” for World War II.

It created even more international unrest than before WWI !!!

The US becomes Isolationist…and hides in the 1920’s

I’m going back to

being an Ostrich! Where’s

some sand?!?

G.I John

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While the US Hides…Guess who makes an appearance…

Don’t worry GER…

I’m here to help!

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Well I do recken I loves me some of

Dunker’s live footage like I loves

my mullet…

Ps, Why did I not git in ya’lls class?

That there sucks!

Don’t cry ladies I’m still available if ya’ll

are interested!

555-238-2232 Call me sweet

thangs

Jimmy Dean Jr

Footage

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Some “live footage”

to wrap things up

WWI TEST THURS!!!