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Welcome!
Who’s @jwilker๏ 360|Conferences, Corp (CO Startup)
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๏ Blogger- johnwilker.com- 360Whisperings.com- OurStartupStory.com
๏ Refresh Denver- July 15th (Right where you’re sitting)
Props to our Supporters
Casselman’s
ChannelSnap TV
Other Awesome Events ๏ Ignite Fort Collins - August 27, 2009
๏ Pucha Kucha - July 21, 2009
๏ Refresh Denver - July 15, 2009
Tonights Line Up
1. Things you don't know about me.2. Hash House Harriers3. Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken!4. Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement5. Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn!
Round ONE
Round TWO1. 5 mins on random slides from someone else,2. Social Network Analysis for Dummies3. Update on one Million Faced Project4. Jesus Freaking In A Social World5. How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man6. Zombie Attack Best Practices
Intermission: The Compilers!
RAFFLE
Let’s Get This
Party Started!
Tom Van Ness
Things You Don’t Know About Me
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TUDKAM.COM
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I can throw a softball over nine school busses.
TUDKAM.COM
My ex-wife came back to me when
My ex-wife came back to me when
My wife asked me to sweep the kitchen. You've never seen so
many family members and children on their backs.
I surprised my cat and he left a little spot of pee on the couch.
My buddy ordered a Cosmo at the bar. He should have ordered a double
There's a damn good reason I've never seen a shark up close, and it's my skull ring they're afraid of.
There's a damn good reason I've never seen a shark up close, and it's my skull ring they're afraid of.
When I was a kid, my dream house had a lemonade drinking fountain and a speedboat dock.
One time for my birthday my dad gave me his old weightlifting gloves.
One time for my birthday my dad gave me his old weightlifting gloves.
If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station at the end then too bad for everyone else
cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because I love prime rib so much.
If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station at the end then too bad for everyone else
cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because I love prime rib so much.
I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride a bike, then put a flower basket on the
front of his bike, he was so pissed.
I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride a bike, then put a flower basket on the
front of his bike, he was so pissed.
Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put those tears in the jar by the door and they look
and there's an empty jar by the door. That usually calms them down.
Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put those tears in the jar by the door and they look
and there's an empty jar by the door. That usually calms them down.
I have a trained cat that goes for the eyes when I say the code word,
and the code word is “come in."
I have a trained cat that goes for the eyes when I say the code word,
and the code word is “come in."
Sometimes the fire department lets me bring extra Band-Aids to accident scenes in my van.
Sometimes the fire department lets me bring extra Band-Aids to accident scenes in my van.
My #1 psych-out before duels is to eat a wrench sandwich in front of my opponent.
My #1 psych-out before duels is to eat a wrench sandwich in front of my opponent.
If it's time to work out and I'm not by a gym I just try to push big trees over, until I got kicked out of the
forest for basically ruining it.
If it's time to work out and I'm not by a gym I just try to push big trees over, until I got kicked out of the
forest for basically ruining it.
I can do a handstand under water for a while.
I can do a handstand under water for a while.
My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I karate kick in his back yard.
My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I karate kick in his back yard.
My prom date wouldn’t kiss me on the first date, so I stopped breathing for 22 seconds and
roundhouse kicked a bird bath.
My prom date wouldn’t kiss me on the first date, so I stopped breathing for 22 seconds and
roundhouse kicked a bird bath.
If I’m late to something it’s probably because I am off
naming my punches.
If I’m late to something it’s probably because I am off
naming my punches.
Wild mustangs like it when I run with them in the mountains.
TUDKAM.COM
Wild mustangs like it when I run with them in the mountains.
TUDKAM.COM
Jesse Wilkins
Hash House Harriers
Hashers, Meet the Hashers:
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Jesse “Le Skin Flute” WilkinsDenver HHHJuly 8, 2009
The origins of Hashing
The Original HHH Charter๏ The philosophy of the original
Hash House Harriers from the 1938 charter:- To promote physical fitness
among our members- To get rid of weekend hangovers- To acquire a good thirst and to
satisfy it in beer- To persuade the older members
that they are not as old as they feel
Hashing Today๏ More than 1,500 kennels on all 7
continents
๏ Estimates of harriers range from 200,000 -1 million+ world-wide
๏ 10 semi-regular hashes in CO
Mismanagement
Special Events๏ 14th Colorado Invihashional, Woodland
Park, CO
๏ Interamericas Hash 2009, Winter Park
๏ World Interhash 2010, Kuching, Borneo
Special Events
On-before and equipment
The chalk talk
Hares out!
On-on
Special marks
Shiggy
The beer check
On-in
The circle
Down-downs
In Conclusion…๏ A demonstration down-down!
๏ To the tune of the “Flintstones” theme
Here’s to me…๏ Hashers, meet the Hashers,
๏ They’re the biggest drunks in history
๏ From the town of Denver
๏ They’re the leaders in debauchery
๏ Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years
๏ Watch them as they down a lot of beers
๏ Down down, down down down down, etc.
Visit the Colorado Receding Hareline: http://www.harrier.net/hareline
Next Hash event: Denver Full MoonHash on Thursday, July 9!
On On!
Phil Earnhardt
Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken!
@floatingbones
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Chaos
Dr. StrangeAttractor
@floatingbones
Sir Isaac Newton1643-1727
@floatingbones
@floatingbones
The Three Body Problem
NASA
@floatingbones
“Simplified” Three Body Problem
NASA
@floatingbones
Chaotic MovementWikimol
@floatingbones
Chaos Anxiety:
“Deterministic with predictability limits”
@floatingbones
Edward Lorenz1917 - 2008
MIT
@floatingbonesKieran Connellan NASA
The Butterfly Effect
@floatingbones
Prerequisite for chaos:
Nonlinearity
@floatingbones
Forces are nonlinear
Dr. Steven Levin
@floatingbones
Loosely Coupled Structure
Tom Flemons
@floatingbones
Smooshability
Dr. Steven Levin
@floatingbones
@floatingbones
Sprinting to the Moon
NASA
@floatingbones
Surfing to the Moon
NASA
@floatingbonesWikimol
“The Zone”
@floatingbones
Balance with reduced tension
FITTER1.COM
@floatingbones
How low can you go?
@floatingbones
Homework:Stop worrying; embrace the chaos.
It’s part of the design.
Slide Notes: FloatingBones.com/chaos.pdf
I’m non-Newtonian.What about you?
Tim Davids
Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement
FIVE MINUTES OF POSITIVE
ENCOURAGEMENTby tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco)
NEGATIVITY SUCKS๏ The economy is bad.
NEGATIVITY SUCKS๏ The economy is bad.
๏ People are total a-holes
NEGATIVITY SUCKS๏ The economy is bad.
๏ People are total a-holes
๏ It won’t stop fucking raining.
NEGATIVITY SUCKS๏ The economy is bad.
๏ People are total a-holes
๏ It won’t stop fucking raining.
๏ we are here to help! lol
fucking tiger!1!1!1!!
fuck yeah!
by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco)
2509online.com
John R. Bryan
Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn!
Anime GenresIt’s not just porn.
What is anime?๏ just a graphical style
๏ from wikipedia:
“Anime refers to the animation style originated in Japan. It is characterized by distinctive characters and backgrounds (hand-drawn or computer-generated) that visually set it apart from other forms
of animation....”
๏ from Japan Times
“Literally meaning "whimsical pictures," the much-used but little understood term is usually used in reference to Japanese comics characterized by a set of stylistic conventions that evolved in the postwar period. These include exaggerated physical features such as large eyes, big hair and elongated limbs; right-to-left panel sequencing; and dramatically shaped speech bubbles, speed lines and onomatopoeic, exclamatory typography
”
A Comparison Anime / Manga
Traditional
What is anime NOT?๏ Only for children
๏ Saturday Morning Cartoons
๏ Disney flicks
Some Genres๏ Action
๏ Adult
๏ Adventure
๏ Comedy
๏ Children's
๏ Crime
๏ Drama
๏ Horror
๏ Mystery
๏ Sci-Fi
๏ Sport
๏ War
๏ Western
Some Examples ...
Action๏ Fate / Stay Night
๏ Samurai Champloo
๏ Claymore
๏ Gunslinger Girl
Adventure๏ Cowboy Bebop
๏ Black Lagoon
๏ Full Metal Panic
๏ Princess Mononoke
๏ Star Blazers
Comedy๏ Colorful
๏ FLCL
๏ Shin Chan
๏ Azumanga Daioh
๏ Excel Saga
Children’s๏ My Neighbor Totoro
๏ Kiki’s Delivery Service
๏ Spirited Away
๏ Card Captor Sakura
Crime๏ Noir
๏ Perfect Blue
๏ Ghost in the Shell
๏ Patlabor
Drama๏ Grave of the Fireflies
๏ The Place Promised in our Early Days
๏ Emma
๏ Millennium Actress
Horror๏ Blood: The Last Vampire
๏ When They Cry
๏ Paranoia Agent
๏ Tokko
Mystery๏ Madlax
๏ .Hack // Sign
๏ RahXephon
๏ Hell Girl
Sci-Fi๏ Akira
๏ Appleseed
๏ Evangelion
๏ Fafner
๏ Voices of a Distant Star
Sport๏ Eyeshield 21
๏ Prince of Tennis
๏ Wild Striker
War๏ Zipang
๏ Full Metal Panic
๏ Gasaraki
Western๏ Angel Gunfighter
๏ Burst Angel
๏ Gun Blaze West
๏ Trigun
Yes, and even Porn (or “Hentai”)
Go Enjoy it
Joe Hildebrand
5 mins on random slides from someone else,
Humans and Robots
This is Gene Simmons
Taj Moore
Social Network Analysis for Dummies
Peggy Dyer
Update on the One Million Faced Project
Inspiring change through community, conversation, and photography
Feb 26, 2009“I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all.”
Bon Jovi
Aaron DeLay
Jesus Freaking In A Social World
Jesus Freaking in a Social
WorldThe impending
death of The Church
What is Jesus?Who are we talking about?
What is a Social World?A community drawn together by various online/offline technology
The Church Before•Look like•Acts like•Feels like
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The Church Today •Looks like
•Acts like
The Tomorrow Church
•Looks like•Acts like•Feels like
The MissingWhat is happening to the church
The RealityThe Church will be left behind and the world will move
Is it Worth
the Risk?•Dangers
Is it Worth
the Risk?•Pitfalls
Is it Worth
the Risk?•Point of no return
Risk is our
Business
James T. Kirk: They used to say that if Man was meant to fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly. He discovered he had to.
James T. Kirk: Risk... Risk is our business. That's what this starship is all about. That's why we're aboard her.
Risk is our
Business
The Great Commission
"All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to
me. 19Therefore go and make disciples of all
nations, baptizing them in[a] the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20and teaching them to obey everything I have
commanded you. And surely I am with you
always, to the very end of the age."
The FutureWhere are we going
Closing
Aaron DeLayaarondelay.com@aarondelay on [email protected]
Presentation not the opinion of any church I have or am attending at this time.
Luke Tilsley
How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man
How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man
Luke [email protected]@gmail.com
Heterosexual Homosexual
Male
Female
Volunteer
Excuses
Excuses
sweaty, “feel” fat, no makeup, bad breath, don't like clothes
Creepy guys
Flickr - by ashbloem
Backup plan
Flickr - by French Family
Eye Contact
Flickr - by L.Coabb3
Pickup Lines ?
Words, Tone, Body Language
Hi, Hey, Hello
Flickr - by Sara!
Flickr - by ananyah.COM
It's time for our brave volunteer to say hello.
(this is when everyone else replies with hello)
Bonus points
“fix-it or open ended question”
Easy as 1 , 2, 3
If this is a good crowd...
The secret to picking up dudes
Luke [email protected]@gmail.com
Scott Reynen
Zombie Attack Best Practices
Zombie Attack Best Practices
About Zombies
About Zombies
Zombies in Denver★ Saturday, October 24th, 2009
★ EyeHeartBrains.com
2006
2007
2008
2009
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Zombies
DO NOT: ignore
DO NOT: negotiate
DO NOT: make friends
DO NOT: run
DO NOT: hide
DO NOT: dance
DO NOT: hand combat
DO: shoot
DO NOT: nuke
CITY DEFENSE: Pirates
CITY DEFENSE: Ninjas
CITY DEFENSE: Robots
ROBOTS: Dangerous?
ROBOTS: Expensive?
RobotDefenseLeague.org
Summary★October 24th : Zombies★EyeHeartBrains.com★October 24th : Robots★RobotDefenseLeague.org★October 24th : Awesome
Let’s Give Some Siht Away๏ Glue T-Shirts (http://getglue.com)
๏ Chadwick Goodies
๏ Art prints from Jared