If you’ve used duct tape or coat hangers If you’ve used duct tape or coat hangers for anything else.for anything else.

If you look forward to putting your kids If you look forward to putting your kids Christmas presents together.Christmas presents together.

If you’re convinced that you can build a If you’re convinced that you can build a phaser out of a garage door opener and a phaser out of a garage door opener and a camera flash attachment.camera flash attachment.

If your classroom decorations are If your classroom decorations are compliments of NASA.compliments of NASA.

If you read the instructions AFTER you put If you read the instructions AFTER you put something together.something together.

If you refuse to throw it away because If you refuse to throw it away because “you “you knowknow you can fix that”. you can fix that”.

If, on a good day, you only get stopped If, on a good day, you only get stopped four or five times on the way to your four or five times on the way to your classroom to “fix something”.classroom to “fix something”.

When the principal wants to see you in When the principal wants to see you in their office it’s to find out what’s wrong with their office it’s to find out what’s wrong with their computer.their computer.

The faculty thinks your classroom is a The faculty thinks your classroom is a branch of Office Depot.branch of Office Depot.

If your name is followed by “I need”, “My If your name is followed by “I need”, “My computer” or My printer”computer” or My printer”

when you butt-in to correct sales people talking when you butt-in to correct sales people talking to customers in computer stores, only to have to customers in computer stores, only to have the salesperson spend the next twenty minutes the salesperson spend the next twenty minutes standing by silently, nodding his head in standing by silently, nodding his head in agreement.agreement.

If you own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you If you own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you actually know where they are.actually know where they are.

For your anniversary you give your wife a set of For your anniversary you give your wife a set of dado blades……and she appreciates it.dado blades……and she appreciates it.

**Note: this only works if she teaches technology Note: this only works if she teaches technology tootoo..

If you learn as much from your If you learn as much from your students as they learn from you.students as they learn from you.

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