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IAM FROBNIA

Fortunate Tourists Guide and Phrasebook

Here are many salutes you will use in our goodbumorm country.

PlffiINil, FROBNIZ!

Beyond your wild dreams is Frobnia, a republic to please happy tourists! From alpine mountains to billowing fields, there is in Frobnia for all tastes. Although Frobnia is mostly for crop, do not forget to visit our most modern cities, with cafe for your pleasure. Also to hand is the famous factories of Frzi.

In Frobnia, you will go onboard train, the efficient transport for Frobnian and tourist alike. You will find there much to please you, from delicious refreshments at convenient station to cheerful peoples you will meet

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-.J The shrewd merchants of Khoblatz will sell you many interesting souuenirs.

Do not forget to greet your new friends. This little booklet helps you find precise words to say.

Enjoy our efforts! Each wonderful page shows the treat ahead for fortu­nate tourists like you ... visitors of Frobnia.

Hello. Goodbye. Yes. Yes, sir. No. I am sorry. Please. Thank you. You're welcome. I can't tell you that.

-.J Our attractiue peoples welcome you to Frobnia.

Pimsna. Zlettna. Yep. Yep, uaz. Nyep. lzi step. (no translation) Prep tipna. (no translation) Snemetz pushna.

OOPZI DDZI!

Walking on the street. you will use many friendly words.

Oopzi dazi. Hartzi dazi. Pripsa dazi.

to ..• take photographs here. walk here.

k at this.

IJr' The beloued People's Aquatic Recreational Facility near Wozniak is most scenic.

inchim dorn.

snems dink. oilmi fres Ouznago

IJr' The colorful street bazaar in Yinsli.

._ Whether you are a conuention, Frobnia's seu· eral clean hotels are able to promise you plentiful beds with sufficient rations of pillows and blankets.

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Why not make a companion of Frobnia?

Hello. My name is ••• Gurthark. Bob.

I am from ••• Frobnia. Litzenburg. the KGB.

Where are you from? What is your •..

blood type?

Pimsna. Riza yorp ... Gurtark. Bob.

lntz kem . .. Frobniz. Utzenka. KGB.

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On trains is the best way to see the varied sights of Frobnia.

All aboard!

I must se.arch your bagage. Open die bag! This/t contraband!

r arrest.

Gormnash µ009/e nomnetz! (literally- it will leaue without you) Misdletlrffna bagni. Enzen bagnfl Esna/fresna gorbnesnf Ouzna gotcha.

~ "Ready to be rolled!" Modern equipment like these now make it safe for you to trauel through Frobnia.

i;r "Ahh!" Why not be rtfreshed in our conuenient lradon until your train cnfues.fOo!

Not to worry about emergency in Frobnia. Our many assistants will soothe you.

Help! Alp! I've been ... Hapenz ..• We've been . .. Hapninz .. .

robbed. stolni. killed. hazbni. seduced. olinki. photographed. fotomattni.

bangni. stabbed. uezni. be.aten. grushni. bludgeoned. reznetzi. garrotted. meretzni.

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Where is track . . .

number one? number two?

Where is the train to ...

Ostnitz? Litzenburg?

Kap insken . .. rallni? entzen trentzen

Kap choozhoo .. .

Ostnezka? Litzenka?

~ Do not be concerned if you are unfortunate, our courteous and efficient security personnel will help locate your misplaced passport.

~ Before food is placed on !lour train, qualit!I con· trol inspectors mm._ .. tain aboua CliillllilllllllliL

"Guess what it is for hi" Alwa!ls in Frobnia

e traditional noontime ufasnesh entices trauelers with its fragrance. Is good from Frobnial

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At the top of the world is medical care in Frobnia.

Hello. I have ... a headache. diarrhea. bad diarrhea.

1IJ Who is to worr!I about poor health in Frob· nia? Splendid facilities w· end !lour complaints.

Pimsna. Sufrizim ...

anzin. Pudgetz. pudgetz oboi.

Our modern equip· ~ .... ...-.. ~nts for tourists are seru·

cing euer!I medical need.

I would like . . . steak. lamb. chicken. veal. fish.

bullet wounds. stab wounds. cyanide poisoning.

Sorry, we don't have ...

steak. lamb. chicken. veal. fish.

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What is 'slopz'? Really? Is there no else? Where is the bathroom? I'm leaving.

bangnim enzom. ueznim enzom. poiznim cianidom.

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Sni slopz? Nyepl Fingrom oltz?

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Even you can learn counting in Frobnia!

1 Entz 2 Trentz 3 Mrentz 4 Pentz 5 Gribni 6 Squibni 7 Plibni 8 Glibni 9 Kipitz

10 Nimitz 11 Enimitz 12 Trenimitz 13 Frenimitz 20 Trenimski 30 Mrenimski 50 Gribnimski

100 Nimnimski 1 OOO Nimnimnimski

1000000 Nimnimnimnimnimnimski

Don't go at haphazard! Plan your journey from the interesting sights of Frobnia.

Where is ••• Kap ... Where are ... Kop ...

the mountains? edeluasl the catacombs? toumzim? the swamp? gazni?

1 o'clock 2 o'clock 2 fifteen

2 thirty 2 forty-five

"1IJ Does this look like the Swiss Alps to p7 Surprise! It Is dte tourilt resort at SIDa.

entz ornim trentz ornim mrentz-pentz gribni ornim grip gribni omim entz-pentz grfbni_~ ornim

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the factory?

the forest? the market? the border? the road? the museum? the tunnel?

anzingetz? chopom? ugetzis? hazbnigetz? stritz? folkznip? blakiz?

"1IJ "O Land of Many Transportations! " The Fi1.1e Year Plan of I 966 will soon make eueryone own autos. also a new plan hopes to correct lhe petro· gas shortage, so please use the national rall11J09 at all times.

ii Not to be lltlssing the ....,.. Girport of Frzi, a fauorite •for tourists. Someday this plan will bulfd o,.., airport for Fmla.

Always something exciting to be seen from your railcoach window.

G-IE1 -TOUR

TRAINS FROM FRZI TO VIENNA DAILY!

M Th ex H Iv Frzi late morning ar Vienna evening via Knukla

F Iv Frzi early morning ar Vienna late afternoon via Ostnitz

WT express Iv Frzi mid-afternoon ar Vienna after midnight

S Su ex H Iv Frzi noon ar Vienna early morning via Yinsli

MW express Iv Frzi late morning ar Vienna midnight

H "vacations" Iv Frzi mid-morning arVienna early evening

ThS express Iv Vienna late evening ar Frzi noon

MW Fex H Iv Vienna afternoon ar Frzi early morning via Yinsli

via Ostnitz Su Iv Vienna morning ar Frzi early evening & Knuckla

TM express Iv Vienna noon ar Frzi late morning

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"weeksend" Iv Vienna early afternoon ar Frzi midnight via Sizka

ex H express Iv Vienna evening ar Frzi noon

Please see agent for current schedule.

FROBNIA NATIONAL RAILWAY "You Will Go With Us"

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