How to Identify an Engineering Student
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How To Identify An Engineering Student?(love the 27th point) 1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus. 2) The one who says "maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??" 30 mins before the exam. 3) He will say the word "REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI" without any sad expression. 4) The one who says to teacher "Sir, report maine khud banayi hai"..but goes blank when asked questions. 5) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies " Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain" with a firm face and then says to himself/herself "BACH GAYA" .. 6) On a combined study night with friends, at 3 A.M. they say " Chal saale, neeche ghum ke aate hain"..and all others agree readily. 7) Who plan to study whole night with friends, and sleep with their mouth open after a can of RED BULL which they had to keep them awake..(Even RED BULL fails) 8) The one who starts and ends his day with 'TERI %$@%*)!'...but doesn't seem to know a single bad word when talking to a girl. 9) Who never fail to shout 'HAAAAAAAYE' when their friend is talking to a girl in college or anywhere on the planet. 10) Five guys on a bike/scooter and one of them saying ' Helmet nahi hai...challan na ho jaye'. 11) The one who ends up destroying atleast one appliance/ device at home thinking that he can repair it. 12) The only thing that he/she is concerned about before the final practical exam is ' EXTERNAL AAYA HAI?' 13) When told ' Ye wala topic bhi karna tha'..he/she says 'Ye pichli se pichli baar aaya tha..iss baar nai aayega'..but thinks ' Agar ye aa gaya toh main fail' 14) One who asks his/her friend 'Pass ho jayega?' and i s relieved and relaxed to hear..'NAI'. 15) Who is more worried about completing the INDEX of his/her lab file rather than the file itself
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