HOT SPOT Issue #325

8/6/2019 HOT SPOT Issue #325

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LOUNGES & CLUBSIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 05Raymonds Players Club 10Mutuals 03The Mini Bar bcNikkis / Club Rozay fcNikkis / Club Rozay 08Netties Lounge 09

TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 20JJs Tire World 12JJ &Ys Car Wash 12Jones Emergency Car Care 12Tire Doctor 30

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 27HOT SPOT Maze 32SUDOKU 32SUDOKU Solution 35DJ Postman 20

DJ Dirty Redd 31

SERVICESMind of Creations 22Restore Your Photos 25Ellington Bartending 25One Time Pest Control 20. 30Painting by Lee 30

CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 33St Paul Clothing 30

EVENTSWolf Masters Dance 06, 23Perryman Wedding 04

ELLECTION 2011Bill Gillespie 06

FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 20Trevon Stand 20

RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 25

FOOD & DININGWilson Catering 08Pats Catering 31Paradise Caf 29

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 29

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 26A Brighter Day Bail Bond ic

TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 25HOT SPOT Online 13, 14, 24

AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

FEATURESHOT SPOT RepsHOT SPOT Subscribe 27One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 34

LaughsYearbooks 22HOT SPOT New Mini 31


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One Mans Opinion

Part IHow Hot is it?Its so hot that the birds are picking up their worms with potholders.Its so hot that I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking

Its so hot that the chickens are laying fried eggsIt's so hot that I want to take off my skin and sit in my bonesIt was so hot today a funeral procession pulled into a Dairy Queen.It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.It's so hot that Hot water now comes out of both taps.It's so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.Its so hot I saw a camel carrying a canteen.It's so hot the Jehovah's Witnesses started emailing.It's so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same timeIt's so hot I need an air conditioner for my air conditionerIts so hot my stove left, crying you dont need me anymore

Its so hot, I just hold my cigarette out of the window to light it.Its so hot all the water evaporated out of my swimming poolIts so hot my fan turned itself on

Part IIIts been such a busy summer that I really havent had enough time to complete some things Ivebeen working on. To bring you up to date; Ill be bringing back the HOT SPOT Minute Videos wewere producing a few months ago. I hope you remember, we tried to keep you up to date on eventsand changes in some of the clubs and businesses, with very little commentary. Well be acceptingsponsorships for these videos, which will be an inexpensive and effective way to get the word outabout your business or event in a timely fashion, so dont be left out.

Additionally, were launching a new website for businesses in our community who dont have a site.Were offering a live page, along with page creation, hosting an email address and changes fora small monthly fee. Weve already signed up a number of businesses and the site WILL be livebefore the end of the month. If we havent gotten to you yet, contact us to get on our list.

Weve increased the number of High School Yearbooks we have in our archives, see the entire listin this issue to see whats available. Were also prepared to start making the HOT SPOT Magazineavailable on CD in the .pdf format. For instance, you can get all the HOT SPOTs issued this year sofar or all of 2010 or 2009 on one CD. Were working now on converting previous years magazines.Lastly, well be putting out more of our HOT SPOT TV (HSTV) movies and videos. We have many

hours of footage and the plan is to complete at least one per week. Thats all for now, I gotta getback to work.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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Laughs

The wise old Mother Superior was dy-

ing. The nuns gathered around her bed,

trying to make her comfortable. They

gave her some warm milk to drink, but

she refused it. Then one nun took the

glass back to the kitchen.

Remembering a bottle of whiskey re-

ceived as a gift the previous Christmas,

she opened it and poured a generous

amount into the warm milk. Back at

Mother Superior's bed, she held the

glass to her lips.Mother drank a little, then a little more,

then before they knew it, she had drunk

the whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked with ernest,

"Give us some wisdom before you

die!"

She raised herself up in bed with a

pious look on her face and point-

ing out the window, she said,

"Don't sell that cow!

Laughs

Bill decided to try his hand at a new joband secured one as a used car sales-

man. He had no experience in this field

but he figured he could use the old sales

pitch that the car was *like brand-new* andhad only been driven by a little old lady on

Sundays.

He tried that approach on every prospective

buyer, but none seemed to believe him and

no sales were made that day.

The following day he decided to change his

sales pitch and sure enough he sold threecars.

The manager of the used car dealership

called him over and asked what he had

done to bring about all these sales.

Bill grinned, "Well they didn't believe my

little old lady story yesterday, so today I

told them that the car had previously beenowned by a nymphomaniac."

The manager asked, "How on Earth did that

convince them to buy the cars?"

Bill said, "I explained to them that she'd

only used the backseat."

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Laughs

Years of smoking finally caught up with my

friend John one morning when he keeled over

at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to

a hospital and peppered with questions.

"Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic.

"No," John whispered. "I quit."

"That"s good. When did you quit?""About 25 minutes ago."

Two old-timers, Zeb and Noah, were

sitting in rocking chairs in front of the

General Store in Atherton, Vermont,

gabbing away about politics...

Zeb said to Noah, "I used to eat a lot

better back when Ronald Reagan waspresident."

"Oh... So you think times were better

back then?" asked Noah.

"No..." replied Zeb, "I had my own

teeth

Laughs

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and

never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels

insecure

and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he

never thought he could do;to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his

deepest emotions

and give in to his most intimate de-

sires.

She will make sure he always feels as

though

he's the most handsome man in theroom

and will enable him to be the most

confident,

sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry...

I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...Never mind.


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AROUND


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TOWN


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Laughs

A group of bats, hanging from theceiling of a cave, discover a sin-gle bat STANDING upright under-neath on the floor of the cave...

Surprised by this unusual behav-ior, the group asked the standingbat:

"What the heck are you doingdown there?"

The bat shouts back: "Yoga!"

Three women are having lunch,discussing their husbands.

The first says, "My husband ischeating on me, I just know it. I

found a pair of stockings in hisjacket pocket, and they weren'tmine!"

The second says, "My husband ischeating on me, I just know it. Ifound a condom in his wallet, so Ipoked it full of holes with my sewingneedle!"

The third woman fainted.

Laughs

Two husbands, Chad and Sherm, were

discussing their married lives.

Although happily married, they admit-

ted that there were arguments some-times.

Then Chad said, "I've made one great

discovery. I now know how to always

have the last word."

"Wow!" said Sherm, "How do you man-

age that?"

"It's easy," replied Chad. "My last

words are always 'Yes, Dear.'"

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LaughsA man lies on his deathbed, sur-

rounded by his family: a weeping

wife and four children. Three of the

children are tall, good looking andathletic but the fourth and youngest

is an ugly runt.

"Darling wife," the husband whis-

pers, "Assure me that the youngest

child really is mine. I want to knowthe truth before I die, I will forgive

you if ..."

The wife gently interrupts him.

"Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no

question, I swear on my mother's

grave that you are his father."

The man then dies, happy.

The wife mutters under her breath,

"Thank God he didn't ask about theother three."


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

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unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

"How come you're late?" asked the bar-

tender, as the waitress walked in the door.

"It was awful," she explained. "I was walk-

ing down Elm street and there was this ter-rible accident. A man was lying in the mid-

dle of the street; he was thrown from his

car. His leg was broken, his skull was frac-

tured, and there was blood everywhere.

Thank God I took that First Aid course; all

my training came back to me in a minute."

"WOW! What did you do?" asked the bar-

tender.

"I sat down and put my head between my

knees to keep from fainting!" answered the

waitress.

Laughs

Paris Hilton was recently hired at an office

(apparently she is having some financial trou-

bles!) Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eager to do well her first day on the job, Paris

grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a

nearby coffee shop.

Paris held up the thermos and the coffee shop

worker quickly came over to take her order.

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of cof-

fee?" she asked.

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos,

hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied,"Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" Paris sighed in relief. "Then give

me two regular, two black, and two decaf!"

Dana and Kim met for their weekly

lunch date and found themselves discuss-

ing the news of the day -- the story of a

politician who had an affair with ayoung woman was one topic that came

up.

"Dana," asked Kim thoughtfully one

day, "what would you do if you ever

caught your husband with another

woman?" "Another woman with MY

husband?" Dana thought it over.

"Don't hold back Dana, let me know

what you would really do." said Kim.

"Let's see," said Dana. "I suppose I'd

break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and

call a cab to take her back to the mental

institution she escaped from."


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