HOT SPOT Issue #316

8/7/2019 HOT SPOT Issue #316

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One Mans Opinion

Part II had to think a long time before I wrote this opinion, because I didntwant to offend anyone. So here goes anyway. I look at the arrestblotter on a regular basis. Its bad enough to see someone youknow, but what really stands out to me is the names of some of these young people, and Yes, mostof the people being arrested are in their 20s and 30s. I can only imagine the difficulty the policehave inputting them in the computer, but whats worse is the poor teachers that had to learn to spelland pronounce all these conjured up names every year. (Heres my disclaimer...Its Your Child youcan Name them ANYTHING your want. If I think its Funny or Strange, I can laugh if I want to, heythis is still America, so no hard feelings OK?)

Moving on, Ive noticed that most of these different names are New Spellings of traditional namessuch as Eboni for Ebony or Erika for Erica, I can live with that. Others names are created tosound African. I blame my generation for these. NOT for the use of African names, but for not takingthe time to find out how to spell them correctly. It reminds me of the story of L- Sha, can you pro-nounce that one? Quit racking your brain, according to the story its pronounced La-Dash-Sha. Imnot making this up. I dont know how true it is, but accordingly, the parent got angry at a teacher formispronouncing the name because; The Dash Dont Be Silent.

Anyway, some of the names that give me pause are (If this is you or your child, please forgive me,its just MY opinion):Moniki, Virginal, Quamane, Dalamar, Alquan, Lashire, Delamarie, Shavatavia,Laroy, Dwane, Napolan, Darah, Lewayne, Oris, Trenee, Meosha, Talrisha, Vondez and the list goes

on.

So anyway, these are just a few, that give me pause and take a little time to digest, but hey, Im suretheres some of you that dont like my name of Ronald Aaron and most people spell my last wrong,Gilliard (Gil -Yard). So if the next time I see you and I say Hello Friend or Howre you doing Lady itmay be because I dont want to mispronounce your name.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

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Laughs

A young man named John received a parrot

as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an

even worse vocabulary. Every word out of

the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and

laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's atti-

tude by consistently saying only polite

words, playing soft music and anything else

he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vo-

cabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the

parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook

the parrot and the parrot got angrier and evenruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand,

grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and

kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there

was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for

over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John

quickly opened the door to the freezer. The

parrot calmly stepped out onto John's out-

stretched arms and said "I believe I may have

offended you with my rude language and ac-

tions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inap-

propriate transgressions and I fully intend to

do everything I can to correct my rude and

unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's

attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had

made such a dramatic change in his behavior,

the bird continued, "May I ask what the tur-

key did?"

Laughs

Unable to attend the funeral after his fa-ther died, a son who lived far awaycalled his brother and told him, "Dosomething nice for Dad and send me the

bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which hepaid. The next month, he got another billfor $200.00, which he also paid, figuringit was some incidental expense.

Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every

month, and finally the man called hisbrother again to find out what was goingon.

"Well," said the other brother, "you saidto do something nice for Dad. So Irented him a tuxedo."

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`sthe ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into thefare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of thebus. The man seated next to her sensed that shewas agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he should-n't say things to insult passengers. He could befired for that."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back upthere and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let mehold your monkey."


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Laughs

The old man had died. Awonderful funeral was in

progress and the country

preacher talked at length

of the good traits of the

deceased, what an honest

man he was, and what a

loving husband and kind

father he was.

Finally, the widow leaned

over and whispered to one

of her children, "Go up

there and take a look in the

coffin and see if that's your

pa."


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Laughs

Kids' Wise Words

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.- Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look

stupid?" don't answer him.- Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

- Michael, 144. Stay away from prunes.

- Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence.

- Robert, 136. Don't squat with your spurs on.

- Noronha, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.

- Emily, 108. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her

brush your hair.- Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the

same room as your school assignment.

- Traci, 1410. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating

crackers.

- Mitchell, 1211. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a

tic tac.- Andrew, 912. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same

time.

- Kyoyo, 913. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of

milk.- Armir, 9

14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white

shorts.

- Kellie, 11

15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for ahorse.

- Naomi, 1516. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

- Lauren, 9

17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding abaseball bat.

- Joel, 10

18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it toyour mom when she's on the phone.

- Alyesha, 13

Laughs

A first grade girl handed in

the drawing below for her

homework assignment.

Theteachergradeditandthe

childbroughtithome. Shere

turned

to

school

the

next

day

withthefollowingnotefromher

Mother:

DearMissDavis,Iwanttobeperfectly

clearaboutMelissa'shomeworkillus

tration. ItisNOTofmeonadance

poleonastageinastripjointsur

roundedbymalecustomerswith

money. IworkatHomeDepotand

hadcommentedtomydaughterabout

howmuchmoneywemadeduringthe

recentsnowstorm. Thisdrawingisof

mesellingashovel.


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Laughs

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her

job, so she submitted her resignation.

She was sure she'd have no trouble find-

ing a new position, because of the nurs-

ing shortage in her area.

She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of

potential employers and attached her re-

sume to each one. Two weeks later,

Catherine was dismayed and bewildered

that she had not received even one re-

quest for an interview.

Finally she received a message from a

prospective employer that explained the

reason she hadn't heard from anyone

else.

It read: "Your resume was not attached

as stated. I do, however, want to thank

you for the vegetable lasagna recipe."

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many peoplehang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get ahang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain,and after struggling to the top, he gets ready totake flight. He takes off running and reaches theedge-- into the wind he goes!

Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' onthe porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when

maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! "Lookat the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Pawraises up," Git my gun, Maw."

She runs into the house, brings out his pump shot-gun. He takes careful aim. BANGBANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size birdcontinues to sail silently over the tree tops. "Ithink ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," hereplies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"

Laughs

Did you hear about the teacher who was

helping one of her kindergarten studentsput on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.With her pulling and him pushing, the

boots still didn't want to go on. When the

second boot was on, she had worked up a

sweat. She almost whimpered when the lit-

tle boy said, "Teacher, they're on the

wrong feet." She looked and sure enough,

they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots offthan it was putting them on. She managed

to keep her cool as together they worked to

get the boots back on, this time on the

right feet. He then announced, "These

aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right inhis face and scream,"Why didn't you say

so?" like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull

the ill-fitting boots off. He then said,

"They're my brother's boots. My Mom

made me wear them."

She didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

She mustered up the grace and courage she

had left to wrestle the boots on his feetagain. She said, "Now, where are your mit-

tens?"

He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my

boots..."

Her trial starts next month.


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE


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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on

his bicycle. He's got two large bags over

his shoulders. The guard stops him and

says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answers Juan. The guard says,"We'll just see about that get off the bike."

The guard takes the bags and rips them

apart; he empties them out and finds noth-

ing in them but sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand

analyzed, only to discover that there is

nothing in the bags.

The guard releases Juan ,puts the sand into

new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoul-

ders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The

guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thor-

ough examination and discovers that thebags contain nothing but sand. He gives the

sand back to Juan, who crosses the border

on his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every

week for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't

show up one day and the guard meets him

in a cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you

are smuggling something. It's driving me

crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep.

Just between you and me, what are you

smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

Laughs

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all

day and loved every moment of it. He would not be

quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Vari-

ous attempts were made to do something about the

child.

One person told the boy that he would, if he contin-

ued to make so much noise, perforate his eardrums.

This reasoning was too advanced for the child, who

was neither a scientist nor a scholar.

A second person told him that drum beating was a

sacred activity and should be carried out only on

special occasions. The third person offered the

neighbors plugs for their ears; a fourth gave the boy

a book; a fifth gave the neighbors books that de-

scribed a method of controlling anger through bio-feedback; a sixth person gave the boy meditation

exercises to make him placid and docile. None of

these attempts worked.

Eventually, a wise person came along with an effec-

tive motivation. He looked at the situation, handed

the child a hammer and chisel, and asked, "I wonder

what is INSIDE the drum?"


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