Hoff Comic New 1
Transcript of Hoff Comic New 1
In Rome, Emperor HOFF has entered his third year of power. His reign has brought peace and prosperity to the empire.
But, trouble may be brewing...
Whyyyyyyyyyy!
Emperor, it seems that
peace and prosperity
has brought us a
rather unexpected
problem...
its syphilis isn’t it! The
unbridled yet satisfying orgies
of peacetime have riddled the
empire with rampant rampant
syphilis ...
why have the
Gods cursed us
this way?
why?
Not syphilis.
Boredom.
The people have
grown bored.
NO.Well Marcus,
we must entertain
the people. We shall stage...
Perhaps a race
my Emperor?
a spectacle!
A spectacle with a
large amount of razzle,
and more importantly, an even
larger amount of
dazzle...
go!
Ok, spectacle ideas?
Bloodsports! Have the Gladiators fight
one another to the death like
it once was...
no Cassius ...
gross.Marcus?
... but a race by cart!
Brightly decorated ones designed
for lightening speed. We shall
call them ‘Chariots’
Marcus, you magnificent
bald bastard! we shall
have a race indeed...
And what prize shall
await the victor of this
Chariot Race?
Mint a new coin in my image,
a Hoff Coin. The first
coin struck shall belong
to the victor!