Hellbent for Cooking: The Heavy Metal Cookbook Menu
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The Headbanger’s Menu ACKNOWLEDGMENTS ............................................................ 2 INTRODUCTION .......................................................................... 6 1. WEAPONS OF MASS NUTRITION .............................. 10 2. APPETIZERS AND SIDE DISHES AUTOPSY / Mummified Jalapeño Bacon Bombs .............. 14 SLAUGHTER / Incinerator Chicken Wings ......................... 16 RIGOR MORTIS / Rolled Swamp Bombs .............................. 18 GWAR / Candied Sweetbreads on Bed of Seared Heart .... 20 DEVASTATION / Istrian Manestra ......................................... 22 DENIAL OF GOD / Fried Egg Rigor Mortis Cure ................ 24 WITCHFYNDE / Devil’s Porridge ........................................... 26 ABIGAIL / War Miso War Soup............................................... 28 L’IMPERO DELLE OMBRE / Focaccia Pugliese .................... 30 ARMORED SAINT / Maria del Carmen Guacamole ........... 32 DUSK / Atomic Aalu Power .................................................... 34 STíNY PLAMENŮ / Marinated Hermelín Cheese ............... 36 DESOLATION ANGELS / Yorkshire Pudding ....................... 38 ENVENOM / Roti Jala (Net Pancake) ................................... 40 CAULDRON/GOAT HORN / Welfare Nachos ....................... 42 GRIMORIUM VERUM / Llapingachos ................................... 44 3. BEEF SEPULTURA / Churrasco in Soy Sauce ................................ 48 TOXIC HOLOCAUST / Bondage Rolled Steak ..................... 50 ANTHRAX / Stuffed Cabbage ................................................ 52 SIGH / Habañero Gyūdon ...................................................... 54 MASTER’S HAMMER / Bull Testicle Surprise ...................... 56 SHACKLES / Hamburgers of Devastation ........................... 58 CRUACHAN / Irish Beef Stew ................................................. 60 WEAPON / Bengal Beef Curry ............................................... 62 REPULSION / Mushroom Steak à la Jack Daniel’s ............. 64 MIDNIGHT / Midnight 7” Metaloaf ...................................... 66 PAGAN ALTAR / Pagan Pie ...................................................... 68 OBSCURITY / Råbiff (Swedish Steak Tartare) ..................... 70 ACCEPT/U.D.O. / Roast Beef with Green Beans ................. 72 THE GATES OF SLUMBER / The Stew of True Doom .............. 74 ANVIL / Thundering Beef Brisket ......................................... 76 MASTER / Speckmann’s Chili Mac ........................................ 78 ROOT / Guláš à la Root ........................................................... 80 4. PORK MüTIILATION / BBQ Pork Ribs ............................................... 84 THIN LIZZY / Black Rose Jambalaya .................................... 86 JUDAS PRIEST/HOLY RAGE / Gray Peas and Bacon .......... 88 SKYFORGER / Latvian Countryside Ribs ............................. 90 COUNTESS / Macaroni Against Monotheism .................... 92 IMPALER / Bloody Intestines and Worms ........................... 94 MESSIAH / Infernal Swiss Alps Macaroni and Cheese ..... 96 FUNEROT / Pizza Cake (A Dangerous Eating) .................... 98 PROCESSION / Pork of Disease (Citrus Style) .................. 100 ELIXIR / Sausage Meat Pie ................................................... 102 WITCHTRAP / Frijoles Borrachos (Drunk Beans) ............. 104 DEIPHAGO / Sinigang Na Baboy (Pork in Sour Broth) ...106 ZEMIAL / Spetsofai ................................................................ 108 DISSECTION / Genocide Yellow Pea Soup ....................... 110 5. LAMB THIN LIZZY / Sunday Brunch Lamb Roast ........................ 114 NECROMANTIA / Youvetsi Hellfire ..................................... 116 MAYHEM / Fårikål .................................................................. 118 URIAH HEEP / Ali Baa Baa (Moroccan Lamb) ................... 120 ROTTING CHRIST / Country Lamb Exohiko ...................... 122 WARPIG / Lamb Shanks Braised in Burgundy ................. 124 HELLBENT FOR COOKING | THE HEADBANGER’S MENU 4
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Transcript of Hellbent for Cooking: The Heavy Metal Cookbook Menu
The Headbanger’s Menu
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS ............................................................ 2
INTRODUCTION .......................................................................... 6
1. WEAPONS OF MASS NUTRITION .............................. 10
2. APPETIZERS AND SIDE DISHES AutopsY / Mummified Jalapeño Bacon Bombs .............. 14
slAughter / Incinerator Chicken Wings ......................... 16
rigor Mortis / Rolled Swamp Bombs .............................. 18
gwAr / Candied Sweetbreads on Bed of Seared Heart .... 20
DevAstAtion / Istrian Manestra ......................................... 22
DeniAl of goD / Fried Egg Rigor Mortis Cure ................ 24
witchfYnDe / Devil’s Porridge ........................................... 26
AbigAil / War Miso War Soup............................................... 28
l’iMpero Delle oMbre / Focaccia Pugliese .................... 30
ArMoreD sAint / Maria del Carmen Guacamole ........... 32
Dusk / Atomic Aalu Power .................................................... 34
stínY plAMenŮ / Marinated Hermelín Cheese ............... 36
DesolAtion Angels / Yorkshire Pudding ....................... 38
envenoM / Roti Jala (Net Pancake) ................................... 40
cAulDron/goAt horn / Welfare Nachos ....................... 42
griMoriuM veruM / Llapingachos ................................... 44
3. BEEF sepulturA / Churrasco in Soy Sauce ................................ 48
toxic holocAust / Bondage Rolled Steak ..................... 50
AnthrAx / Stuffed Cabbage ................................................ 52
sigh / Habañero Gyūdon ...................................................... 54
MAster’s hAMMer / Bull Testicle Surprise ...................... 56
shAckles / Hamburgers of Devastation ........................... 58
cruAchAn / Irish Beef Stew ................................................. 60
weApon / Bengal Beef Curry ............................................... 62
repulsion / Mushroom Steak à la Jack Daniel’s ............. 64
MiDnight / Midnight 7” Metaloaf ...................................... 66
pAgAn AltAr / Pagan Pie ...................................................... 68
obscuritY / Råbiff (Swedish Steak Tartare) ..................... 70
Accept/u.D.o. / Roast Beef with Green Beans ................. 72
the gAtes of sluMber / The Stew of True Doom .............. 74
Anvil / Thundering Beef Brisket ......................................... 76
MAster / Speckmann’s Chili Mac ........................................ 78
root / Guláš à la Root ........................................................... 80
4. PORK MütiilAtion / BBQ Pork Ribs ............................................... 84
thin lizzY / Black Rose Jambalaya .................................... 86
JuDAs priest/holY rAge / Gray Peas and Bacon .......... 88
skYforger / Latvian Countryside Ribs ............................. 90
countess / Macaroni Against Monotheism .................... 92
iMpAler / Bloody Intestines and Worms ........................... 94
MessiAh / Infernal Swiss Alps Macaroni and Cheese ..... 96
funerot / Pizza Cake (A Dangerous Eating) .................... 98
procession / Pork of Disease (Citrus Style) .................. 100
elixir / Sausage Meat Pie ................................................... 102
witchtrAp / Frijoles Borrachos (Drunk Beans) ............. 104
DeiphAgo / Sinigang Na Baboy (Pork in Sour Broth) ... 106
zeMiAl / Spetsofai ................................................................ 108
Dissection / Genocide Yellow Pea Soup ....................... 110
5. LAMB thin lizzY / Sunday Brunch Lamb Roast ........................ 114
necroMAntiA / Youvetsi Hellfire ..................................... 116
MAYheM / Fårikål .................................................................. 118
uriAh heep / Ali Baa Baa (Moroccan Lamb) ................... 120
rotting christ / Country Lamb Exohiko ...................... 122
wArpig / Lamb Shanks Braised in Burgundy ................. 124
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6. POULTRY pentAgrAM / Delicious Oriental Chicken Casserole ..........128
blAspheMY / Misanthrope’s Last Supper ....................... 130
xibAlbA / Mucbipollo: A Dish for the Dead ................... 132
the roDs / Full Throttle Chicken Curry ........................... 134
ArphAxAt / Pictavian Chicken with Mojhéte Beans ..........136
necrosADist / Tomato Chicken Necrocasserole .......... 138
tYgers of pAn tAng / Pan Tang Stew ............................ 140
MinotAur / Paprika Cream of Chicken ........................... 142
oroDruin / Witchfinder Grinder Turkey Club ............... 144
trouble / Ronnie Cole’s Turkey Chili .............................. 146
electric wizArD / Rook Pie .............................................. 148
7. SEAFOOD AMebix / Amebix Prawn Bisque ........................................ 152
Destruction / Pizza Tonno à la Chef ............................. 154
trench hell / Beer-Battered Fish Filets with Prawns .....156
the lAMp of thoth / Black Pudding and Squid ...............158
“the lorD weirD” slough feg / Adrian’s Ceviche .........160
sir lorD bAltiMore / Flounder Filet Oreganato ......... 162
gorgoroth / Shellfish Crossfire ...................................... 164
buDgie / Garlic and Coriander King Prawns ................... 166
blAckfire / Malaya Fried Mee .......................................... 168
MAntAk / Nasi Lemak (Coconut Milk Rice Meal) ........... 170
fAustcoven / Whisky Demon Bacalao ........................... 172
bullDozer / Spaghetti Barracuda ................................... 174
Melechesh / Superb Salmon Filet ................................... 176
8. VEGETARIAN kreAtor / Vegan Oatmeal Burgers .................................. 180
chilDren of technologY / Nuclear Yellow Pepper Pizza .. 182
After the boMbs / Speed Metal Vegan Tofu ................ 184
AtoMizer / Vegetarian “Beef” Masala .............................. 186
exciter / Recipe for Disaster/Tour Bus Molotov Cocktail ... 188
eYehAtegoD / New Orleans Blood Red Beans and Rice ... 190
DeADMAsk / Tortilla de Patatas (Spanish Omelette).... 192
tAnkArD / Beer Pizza Crust ............................................... 194
9. DESSERTS inepsY / Thermonuclear Date Squares ............................ 198
sADistik exekution / Black Metal Berry Pie ................. 200
possesseD / Strawberry Jell-o Pretzel Salad Cake ....... 202
DeAth ss / Chocolate Pudding “Devil” Style .................. 204
bAstArDAtor / Maple Syrup Pudding Cake .................. 206
wArlock/Doro / Doro’s Black Forest Cake ................... 208
the obsesseD/sAint vitus/wino / Soul Brownies ..... 210
thAnAtos / Dutch Space Cake ......................................... 211
10. DRINKS DeAth/control DenieD / The Viking Testicle .............. 214
reverenD bizArre/lorD vicAr / Peter’s Rusty Nail ... 215
holocAusto / Caipirinha .................................................. 216
obituArY / Good Margarita ............................................... 217
nucleAr AssAult / Parrot Bay Coconut Rum and Punch ... 218
pileDriver / The Piledriver ................................................ 219
Alcoholic rites / Destructive Semen ........................... 220
DAntesco / Coquito (Rum Eggnog) ................................ 221
MortAl sin / Mayhemic Destruction Fuel ..................... 222
11. MORBID CHEF’S TIPS AND TRICKS ..................... 223
BAND INDEX ............................................................................. 224
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