Handsome Devil Press Wholesale Catalog

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G-001 DADDY CAKEinside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

GUYSFREE OF THE USUAL “GUY CARD” CLICHÉS AND KIND OF HOT IN A WHOLESOME WAY

G-002 SCOOTER POOCHinside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

G-003 PERFECT RAINY DAYinside: RAIN OR SHINE HAVE A PERFECT BIRTHDAY

G-005 RUGBYinside: IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY — LET’S PLAY!

G-006 BUNK BUDDIESinside: TAKE THE TOP BUNK — IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY

G-008 BEACHEDinside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEACH BOY

G-009 MUSCLE CARinside: REV IT UP BRO – HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY

G-010 KING OF THE TOYSinside: WOOF WOOF – HAPPY BIRTHDAY

G-012 GUITAR GUYinside: YOU ROCK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

G-013 ROOFTOP SUNBATHERinside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY STUD

G-029 DIRTY HOE inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DIRTY HO!

theDirty HoeF A B F R O N D S

G-015 MOVIE BUFFinside: YOU’RE ONE HOT DADDY –HAPPY BIRTHDAY

G-017 HAPPY DADSinside: BLANK

G-018 HIS + HIS BEACH WEDDING inside: CONGRATULATIONS

G-004 LOCKER ROOMinside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO

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G-021 PRINCE CHARMING inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

NEW! G-040 WINKING SAILOR inside: blank

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W-005 SVEN WARNED TREVOR THAT BEDDING HIM WOULDN’T BE EASY, BUT THIS IS

RIDICULOUS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

GUYS AND DOGS GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.

W-001 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LEADER OF THE PACK W-006 LANCE DOESN’T KNOW IT YET, BUT LITTLE POM-POM JUST LEFT A GIFT-GIFT IN HIS MAN PURSE. HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FULL OF SURPRISES!

W-002 JAKE KNOWS IT WON’T BE A “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” UNTIL HE CAPTURES THE BEAUTY OF HIS FRENCH BULLDOG IN BUTTER CREAM

W-003 IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE GAYBORHOOD. WOULD YOU BE MINE?

COULD YOU BE MINE?

W-004 ROGER KNEW IT WAS TRUE LOVE WHEN HE DIDN’T MIND COCO DROOLING ON

THE HERMES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

W-007 BRAD ADORES LULA. SHE HAS A SUN-NY DISPOSITION AND SHE COMPLIMENTS THE

FURNITURE PERFECTLY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

W-008 TODD AND BRENT SUSPECTED THAT LITTLE KYLIE HAD A TASTE FOR LEATHER.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

W-009 TAD’S POSSE INDULGED HIS DESIRE FOR A PUPPY SHOWER AFTER HE ASSURED THEM THAT LIQUOR WAS INVOLVED. CONGRATS ON THE PUP!

W-010 WHAT BAXTER WANTS BAXTER GETS. I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT ON YOUR

BIRTHDAY!

W-011 EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S NOT A PARTY UNTIL THE 7 FOOT DRAG QUEEN SHOWS UP.

GIRRRRRL, HAVE A FIERCE BIRTHDAY!

W-012 SURFERS, SUNSETS, AND FINE LITERATURE. I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS A DAY

AT THE BEACH!

W-014 SHEL HANUKKAH! W-015 HAVE A FABULOUS HOLIDAY!


WS-021 HAVE A TOTO-LY GAY BIRTHDAY! WS-019 HAPPY PRIDE!

WS-001 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AN ALL AMERICAN STUD!

WS-002 SPENCER’S INCESSANT CLEANING PROVIDED LITTLE COVER FOR HIS DIRTY PRI-VATE LIFE. WISHING YOU A FILTHY BIRTHDAY!

WS-003 YOU BEAR-LY LOOK A YEAR OLDER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

WS-004 HAVE A GNARLY BIRTHDAY

WS-005 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COWBOY

WS-006 YOU’RE ONE FIERCE BITCH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

WS-007 HOWS ‘BOUT A ROLL IN THE HAY? WS-008 ANOTHER BIRTHDAY? HOLY SHITZU! WS-009 I’M NOT ONE TO GOSSIP, BUT I HEAR YOU’VE TRIMMED A FEW YEARS OFF YOUR

AGE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIAR.

WS-010 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE HOT PUPPY

WS-011 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOP DOG

WS-013 SING IT, SISTER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST ‘MO I KNOW

SEE HOW THE STRIPES ALL LINE UP WHEN THE CARDS ARE IN A ROW? WE DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

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WS-016 I’M SO HAPPY OUR PATHS CROSSED!

WS-014 CELEBRATE WITH A BIG WEINER ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!

WS-015 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINK-LE TOES

WS-018 PASSPORT, AMBIEN, PAPILLON. WHAT ELSE DOES A GIRL NEED TO TRAVEL?

BON VOYAGE!

WS-020 GET INTO THE GROOVE BIRTHDAY BOY!

WS-022 THIS CANDLE’S NOT THE ONLY THING GETTING BLOWN TONIGHT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CUPCAKE!

DISPLAY THE WOOF! BOOK NEXT TO THE WOOF! CARDS FOR A WOOFY VIGNETTE!Order the cards from us, then order the book directly

from the publisher. See order information below.

by Andrew DePrisco with color illustrations by Handsome Devil Press creative director and illustrator Jason O’Malley.Hardcover with jacket, 208 pages, 8.5”x8.5”, $19.95 SRP

This satirical and over-the-top hardcover guide book advises gay men on how to select the most fabulous dogs for them based on their personalities, preferences, and lifestyles. Handsome Devil Press is thrilled to be the exclusive distributor of the WOOF! greeting card line (Jason was able to pull some strings since he illustrated the book).

ADVANCE PRAISE FOR WOOF!“This book is my dog bible and DePrisco is my new heroine.” Joan Rivers

“Adorable illustrations combine with snappy text....Woof! belongs on every gay dog lover’s bookshelf.” Neil Plakcy, co-editor of Paws and Reflect

“A brave new world; a brave new book! What fun.”

Mordecai Siegal, author of Dog Spelled Backwards

ORDER THE BOOK FROM BOWTIE PRESS:BOOK TRADE: 800.343.4499

PET/RETAILER TRADE: 866.888.5526

DISPLAY THE CARDS WITH THE WOOF! BOOK TO REALLY GET TAILS WAGGING

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E-001 PARTY TOASTinside: CHEERS

EverydayMODERN • ACCESSIBLE • CHEEKY A TINY BIT MORE MAINSTREAM FOR BROAD APPEAL.

E-002 EAST VILLAGE PARTYinside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIPSTER

E-003 CHILLY DOGSinside: BLANK

E-004 ZIGGY THE ZYGOTEinside: I HEAR YOU HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN -CONGRATULATIONS

E-005 RUSTIC WEDDINGinside: CONGRATULATIONS

E-007 PAMPERED POOCHinside: IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY – SPOIL YOURSELF!

E-008 MOD MOMinside: HIP MOMS RULE

E-010 THINK PINKinside: THINK PINK – HAPPY BIRTHDAY

E-011 BLACK VELVETinside: YOU’RE THE KING

E-012 ANNIVERSARY GIFTinside: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

E-013 RUBY WEDDINGinside: CONGRATULATIONS

E-014 MOD WEDDINGinside: CONGRATULATIONS

E-015 PARTY GIRLSinside: HAVE AN A-LIST BIRTHDAY

E-016 BEAUTY BATH inside: RELAX + RENEW – YOU DESERVE IT

NEW! E-024 PUPPY IN BED inside: HAVE A WARM AND FUZZY BIRTHDAY!

E-018 JEAN THERAPY inside: YOU WEAR IT WELL – HAPPY BIRTHDAY

E-019 GARDEN PARTY inside: CELEBRATE IN STYLE – HAPPY BIRTHDAY

E-020 SHOWGIRL inside: YOU ARE FABULOUS – HAVE A GLITTERING BIRTHDAY


NEW! E-022 CHIC MOTHER’S DAYinside: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

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NEW! E-023 CHIC FATHER’S DAYinside: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

I-007 Blue RoomIllustration by Jason O'MalleyPrinted in the USA© 2005 Handsome Devil PressVisit us at www.handsomedevilpress.com

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Lez Be Friends!A LINE OF CARDS FOR MODERN LESBIANS WITH THAT HANDSOME DEVIL PRESS SENSE OF HUMOR AND STYLE.

NEW! L-004 PATIO PARTY inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

NEW! L-006 LADY GOLFERS inside: SWING IT, SISTER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

L-002 PETS AND OWNERS inside: I THINK YOU’RE FETCHING

L-005 LADIES NIGHT inside: IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY – LET’S DANCE!

NEW! L-007 GALS BDAY DINNERinside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

NEW! H-002 GIRL/GIRL SNOWMANinside: in the meadow we can build a snowman - HAPPY HOLIDAYS

L-003 MOD BRIDES (JUST MARRIED) inside: CONGRATULATIONS

L-001 HERS + HERS WEDDING inside: CONGRATULATIONS9

inside: in the meadow we can build a snowman – HAPPY HOLIDAYS

G-011 PITCHER/CATCHER HOLIDAYinside: ENJOY THE SEASON FROM TOP TO BOTTOM

E-006 FAMILY DINNER HOLIDAYinside: FROM OUR FAMILY TO YOURS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS

H-008 HIGH TECH SANTA inside: may your holiday be: NICE NAUGHTY (check one)

G-007 SNO BROS HOLIDAYinside: LET IT SNOW

H-024 RUGBY HOLIDAYinside: MERRY CHRISTMAS

H-025 CHILLY DOGS HOLIDAYinside: HAPPY HOLIDAYS

H-018 GIRL-GUY SNOWMAN H-020 GUY-GUY SNOWMAN

W-014 HANUKKAH DOG inside: HAPPY HANUKKAH!

W-015 RUNWAY DOGS HOLIDAYinside: HAVE A FABULOUS HOLIDAY!

H-022 GIRL-GIRL SNOWMAN

E-009 SLED DOG HOLIDAYinside: WEEEEEE! HAPPY HOLIDAYS

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H-001 STAY FROSTY HOLIDAYinside: BLANK

H-006 PRESENTS HOLIDAYinside: BLANK

H-002 GIFTS HOLIDAY inside: ENJOY THE SEASON

H-007 CANDY CANES HOLIDAYinside: BLANK

H-003 SLEIGH HOLIDAYinside: BLANK

H-009 OCTAGONAL WREATHS GREENinside: ENJOY THE SEASON

H-004 TREES HOLIDAYinside: ENJOY THE SEASON

H-005 WREATHS HOLIDAYinside: ENJOY THE SEASON


H-010 HOPE HOLIDAY inside: BLANK

H-011 JOY HOLIDAYinside: BLANK

H-012 LIGHTS HOLIDAY*inside: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON

H-013 MERRY HOLIDAY inside: BLANK

H-014 SING HOLIDAYinside: BLANK

H-015 STYLE HOLIDAYinside: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON

H-016 SNOW HOLIDAYinside: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON

H-017 KISS HOLIDAY inside: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON

*Inspired by Colorforms and the retro modern designs of graphic designer extraordinaire, Paul Rand.

*This scrumptious series of sherbet hued

holiday cards was created by our good

friend Charmaine “Glitter” Martinez

Van Kleeck. In addition to being a noted

graphic design professor and artist, her pregnancy was the inspiration for

our Ziggy the Zygote card. Naturally, she

designed our fab new baby collection.

MOMS, DADS, AND GRADS

E-022 CHIC MOTHER’S DAYinside: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

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E-023 CHIC FATHER’S DAYinside: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

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G-028 GRAD GUY inside: CONGRATULATIONS

E-021 GRAD GIRL inside: CONGRATULATIONS

T-038 GRAPHIC BLUE FATHER’S DAY inside: YOU’RE THE BEST

T-039 CHAINS MOTHER’S DAY inside: YOU’RE THE BEST

FATHER’S DAY

MOTHER’S DAY

GRADUATION

G-017FD HAPPY DADSinside: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

E-008 MOD MOMinside: HIP MOMS RULE

E-016 BEAUTY BATH inside: RELAX + RENEW – YOU DESERVE IT

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