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How�do�Zombiestell�their�future?
They�read�their�HORROR-scope!
What�kind�of�music�do�mummies�listen�to?
WRAP�music!�
What�do�black�cats�have�for�breakfast
MICE�Krispies!
Why�didn't�the�skeleton�go�to�the�
prom?
He�didn't�have�any�BODY�to�go�with!
Why�diddraculatake�coldmedicine?
To�keep�from�COFFIN!
What�is�the�first�thing�a�bat�learns�at�school?
The�Alpha-BAT!�
What�type�of�hot�dogs�do�monsters�
like�best?
HALLO-WIENERS!
What�do�you�call��two�witches�who�share�broomsticks?
BROOMMATES!
"You�are�my�SUNSHINE"
Which�song�do�
Vampires�
hate�the�most?
FLYday!
What�is�a�spider's�favourite�day?
She�spent�too�much�time�on�the�WEB!�
Why�did�the�spider�get�in�trouble?
Be�a�gentleman�and�roll�them�back!
One�monster�says�to�the�other,�"A�lady�just�rolled�her�eyes�at�
me.�What�should�I�do?"
BLOOOO!
What�colour�do�ghost�turn�when�they�are�sad?
BOOOOties!
What�do�baby�ghosts�wear�on�their�feet?
With�a�Pumpkin-Patch!�
How�do�you�fix�a�broken�
Jack-o-lantern?
CUT-IT-OUT!
What�did�the�Pumpkin�say�to�the�Pumpkin�carver?
Mas-SCARE-a!
What�kind�of�makeupdoes�the�bride�of�Frankenstein�wear?
Ice-SCREAM!
What�does�Frankenstein�serve�for�dessert?
The�Monster�Mash!�
What�is�Frankenstein's�favourite�song?
Prank-enstein!
Which�monster�plays�tricks�on�Halloween?