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this is tohru

so kawaii it hurts she meets a bunch of

angsty human animal thingiesshe’s a perky riceball

she’s an orphan with no place to live but she refused her friends’ offers to stay with them and lived in a tent instead because she’s a tough lil’ fricker like that

this is kyo

he likes to shout at people and he gets angry a lot

would you just look at this hottie

what a bishie

he’s a cat dude who gets pissed off at everything

but all the fangirls still love him

that’s right cool cat dude doesn’t give a frick

this is yuki

look at himeating like he doesn’t give

a fuckthat’s just how cool he is

look at the rat kawaii rat

he’s an angsty rat dude all of the schoolgirls

love himhis favorite hobby is

beating up kyo the cat dude

who’s this guy???

it’s a mysterya fucking mystery

he looks mysterious even as a cow

it’s a mystery just kidding it’s hatsuharu he’s so mysterious he is a cow dude bipolar sexy guy

this is shigure and he is a dog

this face of his really scares me tho

he’s a pretty cool dude

he likes high school girls

123 high school girls all for me

sugoi as hell

this is ayame

sexy snake dude doesn’t give a frick

wow what a cutie

he’s a fashionable snake what a hottie (kind of???) pervy

he’s brothers with yuki but yuki wants to peel his skin off or something

ah, brotherly love

this is hatori

angst angst angsthe rarely ever smiles

is he a dragon or a seahorse wtfseriously tho

he’s a dragon that looks like a seahorse

“when snow melts it becomes spring”

he was in love with some chick but then wanted her memory of him to be erased

he’s a sexy doctor dude

this is kagura

she’s basically the perfect representation of the typical rabid fangirl

she’s a boar

she has 3287547823 different personalities

she’s in love with an angry cat

don’t let the cuteness fool youtouch her crush and you’re dead

this is kisa

she is a tiger girlwatch out she bites

omg she is such a sweetheart

she will kill you with the power of her kawaii

angst angst

motherfrickin’ angst

ouchie that has got to hurt

this is hiro

who the fuck are you calling cute

i said who are you calling cute motherfucker

smart aleck little dudemakes smartass

comments all the timelittle sheep dude

has a crush on kisaawwww

this is momiji

angst angst angst angst

cute angst

kawaii as hell

kawaii desu little rabbit dude

he’s half german or something like that

kyo hits him a lot “wah kyo hit me”

he looks like a mutant pikachu

pika-bunny

this is akito

he (or she?) doesn’t turn into an animal, surprisingly

is he a boy??? is she a girl??? gender confusion

people might confuse him (or her???) for yuki

he (OR SHE???) is badass hehehe

you guys are gonna share a slide sorrythese guys only appear in the manga

this is kurenohot rooster dude

what are you looking atit’s my sexy body rightyep I thought so

this is rinfeisty horse girl

lol fuck this I don’t wanna be a horse

so here’s a summary

• tohru meets angsty animals

• angst• all of these characters

are hot/kawaii• angst• why the fuck is hatori

a seahorse and not a dragon

• angst

• mutant pikachu rabbit• angst• i’m tired and I don’t

wanna do my homework

• angst• i’m running out of

room now• DID I MENTION THE

ANGST