1

2

34

5

6

7

Open palms

together, touch

pinky to pinky,

and ring finger to ring finger to make mouth

Touch an index

finger to the ringfinger of the opposite

hand

To make the

eyebrows, tightly

curl middle

finger entirely around index

finger of the opposite hand

Tightly curl

remaining middle

finger entirely around index

finger of the opposite

hand

Now tighten brows, wiggle

those thumbs and get ready to roar...

Lay the

other

index

finger across to touch the

ring finger of the opposite

hand - these are

the eyes

RRROAR

Your hands

are now

a deadly

weapon...

of surprise!

MAKING a DRAGON FACE Ninjas use this hand sign to “surprise and confuse their enemies”

says Ninjas: The Silent Assassins. You can surprise and confuse yourself and your friends learning to make this tricky face - start at the tail and follow these seven steps...

© 2008 SUSANNA TELLSCHOW

The perfect bowl of cerealCereal is a healthy and fast option for breakfast. Making the perfect bowl of cereal is about mixing milk and cereal in just the right amounts. In four easy steps we show you how you can have the perfect bowl to enjoy in the morning.

milk

bowl spoon

cereal

First, gather together everything needed to make a bowl of cereal.

You will need milk, cereal, a deep bowl, and a spoon. You can use

any kind of cereal and milk.

Next, open the cereal and the milk. To open the cereal box, open

the top flaps of the box. You will need to unscrew the cap on the milk container.

Pour the cereal from the box into the bowl. You will want the bowl

to be about half full with cereal. One more step and then you are

done.

Finally, fill the bowl with milk until it is almost to the top. You are now ready to enjoy your bowl of cereal. Grab a spoon and dig in.

Congratulations!

Graphic by Taylor Krugman

How to Do a Successful Load of Laundry 1. Set washing machine to desired

cycle.

2. Load clothes into washing

machine.

3. Add laundry detergent into

washing machine.

4. Remove clothes from washing

machine and add to dryer.

5. Add anti-static sheet to dryer and

select desired cycle.

6. Remove clothes from dryer and

put clothes into laundry basket.

1 2 3

4 5 6

Erik Hohenthaner

*To maximize

cleanliness

while wash-

ing hands,

sing “Happy

Birthday” to

yourself twice.

*Smart soap: Soaps

with anti-bacterial cleansing

beads can get the job done.

Deep cleansing hand soap

in cherry blossom, Bath &

Body Works, $4.50.

1. Wet hands with warm

water.

2. Apply solution such as

antibacterial handsoap or bar

soap.

3. Scrub back of hands, wrists

and between fingers.4. Rinse with hands in a

downward position so water

and soap can wash off easily.

5. Dry hands with clean

towel.

Wash those hands!

1

2

3

4

5

It’s important not to take your mom’s advice lightly.

Washing your hands several times throughout the

day can reduce your risk of catching a cold or passing

your germs on to others. Use these five easy steps to stay healthy every day.

Begin by flipping up the collar of your dress shirt and placing the tie around your neck. The skinny end should be about 1/3 the length of the fat end. Cross the fat end over the skinny end, forming an “X.”

1

2

Bring the fat end under the cross you just made and pass the fat end of the tie through the “V” formed by the top of the “X.”

3

Pull the fat end of the tie down until taut, then bring the fat end around from behind the knot.

4

Now the skinny end of the tie should be in front of the fat end.

5

Wrap the fat end around the front of the knot.

Pull the fat end up through the back of the “V” and pull it down through the loop created by the

last wraparound.

7 Adjust the tie to fit your neck properly and so that there is a slight dimple in the top center portion of the tie.

A wide triangular knot best suited for spread collar shirts. 6

Kristen Marie Byers

1

To start off you must set

your stovetop to high

2

Once the stove is heating

up, you must fill a medium

sized pot halfway with

water.

3

Place the pot of water onto

the stove and heat the water

until it boils.

4

After the water begins to

boil, carefully pour the

pasta into the pot.

5

Make sure you stir fre-

quently to keep the noodles

from sticking to the bottom

of the pan.

6

Pour your favorite sauce

into a pan, place it on the

stove, and begin to warm

it up.

7

Once the noodles are done,

you must strain the water

out.

A Beginner’s Manual To The Art Of Noodles

How To Make Mostacolli

You can now pour the

sauce over the noodles

and the dish is ready to

be served. You have a

delicious dinner made in

minutes.

By: Kevin Butler

1

23

4

5What You Will Need

How to Pull a Loose ToothWithout Visiting the Dentist

No one likes going to the dentist, especially for a problem you can solve on your own! Why spend the extra money? First, Secure one end of the string to the problematic tooth.

Tie the other end of the string to the door. Once secure, you can cut off the extra string.

Brace yourself. Remember, you can do this!

If the first try doesn’t work, don’t be discouraged. Practice makes perfect!

No hesitating. Have your helper slam the door shut.

A loose tooth

String

Person witha loose tooth

Helper

Door with a knob

Scissors

Nutritional Facts of the Sour Dough Turkey Sandwich

2 slices San Francisco Sour Dough bread2 (1 ounce) slices of Muenster cheese3 tablespoons real mayonnaise3 (1/3 ounce) slices of honey roasted turkey breast1 tablespoon honey mustard

Components Calories Fat Calories

1801001802530

5701802.50

SANDWICH 515 257.5

Sour Dough

Turkey Sandwich(for the hungry bachelor...)

How to make the

+ some SNACKS

1 cup of Dannon Light ‘n Fit yogurt 1 bag of Nabisco 100 Calorie Packs

Cut two 1/2-inch slices of San Francisco Sour Dough bread with

a small, sharp knife.

Squir t 1 1/2 tablespoons of Hellman’s Real Mayonnaise on

both slices of bread. Spread mayon-naise evenly with a butter knife.

Apply three slices of pre-sliced honey roasted turkey breast

onto the mayonnaise-covered slice. Layer so the second slice is covering half of the first. Do the same with the third slice onto the second.

Overlap two pre-sliced pieces of Muenster cheese on top of slices

of turkey breast. Layer in the same style as the turkey breast.

Squirt one tablespoon of French’s Honey Mustard on top

of Muenster cheese. Spread mustard evenly with a butter knife.

Place other slice of Sour Dough bread on top of the dressed

slice. Enjoy your masterpiece!

3

5

1 4

6

2

Cue the bad jokes! How

many Daily Herald readers

does it take to change

a light bulb? One. After

you’ve read this tutorial,

you’ll all be experts in

completing one of life’s

simplest and most constant

tasks. It’s not that we

think you’re stupid, but

your spouse is tired of not

being able to turn on that

basement light for the past

three months.

-Eric Tingwall

• Safety firstTurn off the light switch for the fixture you’re replacing the bulb in. If you’re working with a lamp, unplug it.

Open it up •Remove the the cover to expose the light bulb. You may need a screwdriver to loosen screws. Make sure you don’t drop and break the cover. Keep a hand underneath the globe.

• • Remove the bulb Gently twist the light bulb counter clockwise (lefty loosey!) until it is out of the socket. Be careful. If the light was turned on recently, the bulb may be hot. Wait for it to cool or use a cloth to insulate your hand.

•

•

• Finish it Insert a new bulb that

matches the wattage of the old bulb. Reassemble the fixture

by replacing the cover and tightening the screws. Test your work by flipping on the light switch.

Sending an E-mail Sending an e-mail is not challenging with today’s technology. While all e-mail programs are different, the same basic steps apply.

Attaching a File

The Basic Steps

4

1 2

3 5

6 7

8

Address the e-mail by typing in the recipients e-mail address in the ‘To:’ box.

Give your message a subject so the recipient can easily find your e-mail.

Compose the body of the e-mail.

First click in the body of the message where you want the attachment to go. Then click on the ‘attach’ icon. A window will appear.

With your mouse, click on the ‘compose new message’ icon. A new message will appear on the screen.

Find and open the e-mail program that came with your computer.

Be sure the message is complete and without error. Then click the send button.

Find the file you wish to attach and select it. The file should now be highlighted. Then click ‘choose file’.

Finishing Up

The message will appear on the recipients computer instantly and a copy will be saved in your sent folder.

Brian Wood

9

Line your shot up with the ball and the pocket. A slight variation in the direction will alter the direction of the ball severely.

The ‘bridge’ is used to extend a player’s reach on a shot where the cue ball is too far away for 

normal hand bridging.

By AJ Marin

!"#$%&$'()%*'+&#,-#&#,$&.-//(&-%$&(')++/0&1&##$2&and deciding who will break, place the cue ball behind the Head Line and shoot it into the rack. Even if a ball is made on the break, the table is still ‘open’. This means that players may still hit  any ball. Once a player sinks an intended ball in an intended pocket, the table is ‘closed’.

Before you play, make sure you have the neces­sary equipment. This includes at least one pool 3)$4&3,-/54&1&"#$$'&6/-0*'+&.-//(&-'2&#,$&3)$&.-//7&Rack the balls with the 8­ball in the middle, a solid on top and a stripe and a solid in the back corners. 

Once a player has successfully pocketed all of their balls, they may attempt a shot on the 8­ball. The player must call the pocket they in­tend to sink the ball in and cannot scratch. The 6/-0$%&8,9&(*'5(&#,$&$*+,#:.-//&1&%(#&8*'(;

What’s this thing for?

How to Make Easy MacThe Simple 8 Step Process to Quick Mac and Cheese

Start out with a cup of Easy Mac.

Remove the cover and cheese mix, then fill to the line with

water.

Stir the Mac and Cheese until the

white powder inside is dissolved.

Let sit in microwave for 1 minute, then

stir the pasta.

Open the cheese packet and empty it

into the bowl.

Stir the cheese until it is well-

blended.

Microwave on High for 3 and a half

minutes.

Let sit for 2 minutes, and enjoy!

The Finished (And Delicious) Product.

Don’t Trip On your Shoe Laces! Six Steps for Tying your Shoes:

It’s so easy - a four year old can do it!

Tripping on your own shoe laces is not only embarrassing but annoying. This is a break down to tying your shoes so the next time your walking through campus (or jogging) - there will be no wipe outs.

Step one:Criss-cross the laces and wrap them around each other.

1

Step 2:Pull each lace in opposite directions - tightening to the lip of the shoe.

Step 3:Loop one of the laces. It should look like a bunny ear.

Step 4:Take the straight lace and wrap around “bunny ear” lace.

Step 5:The “bunny ear” is more of an “8” after the wrap. Pull the “wrap” lace through the bottom loop into it’s own “bunny ear.”

Step 6:Pull each “bunny ear” in oppo-site directions - tightening the knot to the lip of the shoe.

ALL DONE!Your shoe is now safely tied. No more worrying about making a fool of yourself when you see that attractive counterpart.. unless your clumsy. There is no cure for that. Good luck!

2 3

4 5 6