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GRAFFITI for the college

student’s Soul

Presented by Ernie J. Zelinski,

International Best-Selling Author of The Joy of NOT Working

Title

GRAFFITI for the colllege student’s Soul

Compiled by: Ernie J. Zelinski, author of The Joy of NOT Working

Publisher: VIP BOOKS / An Imprint of Visions International Publishing Volume: #3 in The GRAFFITI fOr the Soul Series Brought to you by: The Real Success Resource Center

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The GRAFFITI fOr the Soul Series

From a collection amassed over many years, The GRAFFITI fOr the Soul Series is a wonderful assortment of some of the most unpredictable, freaky, ridiculous, outrageous, and inspirational graffiti that has appeared on building walls, subways, bridges, and public washrooms. The subject matters are as varied as the workplace, the sexual, the metaphysical, the literary, the political, the religious, and the educational.

The GRAFFITI fOr the Soul Series (there are seven e-books) by Ernie J. Zelinski is a fascinating look at other people’s thoughts, a great collection of amusing, unique humor, and passionate opinion.

The seven volumes from The GRAFFITI fOr the Soul Series

are available on the The Real Success Resource Center Website at: www.Real-Success.ca.

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GRAFFITI for the college student’s Soul

The E-Book That Was Written by College Students on Their Alma Mater Washroom Walls!

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Shockingly enough, this is a FREE e-book to be given away — anyway you want. Fair enough? Great! In fact, I would love it if you send out lots and lots of copies. It may not be sold nor modified in any way. You can have the movie rights, however, provided that you share half the profits with me and give me the staring role beside Nicole Kidman.

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Volume #3

GRAFFITI for the college student's soul

Graffiti is Italian for “scratchings.” Evidence of graffiti or scratchings goes back to early Roman and Greek times. Modern graffiti takes many forms and offers some interesting social insights, some of which are instantly clear. This volume from The GRAFFITI fOr the Soul Series

focuses on education. It includes graffiti from universities and colleges. My favorite university graffiti was something “created” several years ago when I was taking my engineering degree. I was on my way to the University

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of Alberta one morning, driving by the Northern Institute of Technology. The day before, SEASONS GREETINGS had been constructed in big letters on the institute’s roof. On this particular morning, GO ENGINEERS had been created from a portion of the letters, the remaining letters discarded. Although I was in the engineering department, I never did find out who was responsible for this prank. Nonetheless, I was impressed with the engineering student who had spotted that GO ENGINEERS could be created from SEASONS GREETINGS.

Graffiti in this volume was spotted at various colleges and universities. Some of the graffiti poke fun at the various faculties; some ridicule the educational institution's management and faculty; and some ridicule the graffiti writer.

Graffiti for the College Student’s Soul

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Who took the fizz out of physics?

Einstein Rules Relatively, OK!

COLE ’ S LAW: Thinly Sliced

Cabbage


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Education Kills By Degrees

Originality Is the art of concealing your sources.

Most professors AT this university have lost their faculties.


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My math professor has more problems than the math book he assigned for our class. Geography is everywhere.


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In law school, your IQ goes down by 10 every year.

Engineering is not a science; it's a disease.

Two law students aren't better than none.


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Einstein's Real Discovery:

Time = Money

Education students are FAILED Engineering students. Aren't most engineering students eventually failed engineering students?


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I thought until I discovered university!

Matriculation makes you deaf Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them. Psychologists collect the rent.


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Statistics has taught me that all probabilities are 50 percent - either something will happen or it won't.

Likelihoods of good things happening to you, however, are 92.5 percent against you.

JUST DON'T FUCK WITH THE FUTURE AND YOU WILL BE OKAY


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Someday I will get smart and leave this place

The World Is Flat - Class of 1491

So are most of the women in our class. - Class of 2001


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God Grades on a Curve

God didn’t create the world in 6 days and rest on the 7th. He screwed around for almost the whole week and then pulled an all-nighter.


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History is something that never happened, written by someone who wasn’t there.

Am Graduating With A Liberal Arts Major . . . Will Think for Food !


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To make it big time as an Arts graduate, marry an Engineer.

There are more computing science students (à la nerds) in this building than people.

Nothing spoils a good Frat Party faster than an intellectual from the Arts Faculty


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ENGINEERS ARE THE ANSWER!

If engineers are the answer, the question must be really weird.

I USED TO BE APATHETIC ABOUT FORMAL ECUCATION BUT THEN I LOST INTEREST.


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Law graduates never die, they just lose their appeal.

The best way for actors in the Arts Faculty to get practice playing a drunk is to be an engineering student for 4 years.

Speak your mind in class. You have nothing to lose.


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MBAs will lead us out of prosperity.

Economists are accountants without personalities.

Engineers know all the angles.

That’s all engineers know.


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If you ever need a brain transplant, get one from an engineer. You want one that has never been used.

I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes

A tragedy is a busload of law students going over a cliff with one seat empty.


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Am I Bright Or What? I'm In The Top 97% Of My Class!

Attending university is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good, it's lousy.

Lawyers should be buried far out at sea because deep down they're okay.


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There was a young lady named Bright, Who could travel faster than the speed of light. She started out one day, According to Einstein's relative way, And came back the previous night.


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Stick Around This Building. Us Engineers Will Learn You A Bunch! All Engineering students make straight "A"s but their "B" s are kind of crooked.

What happens if E is not equal to mc2?


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HAPPINESS IS HANGING YOUR LANDLORD.

Don’t consume Marx, live him.

I’m a Groucho Marxist

Art is dead, don’t consume its corpse.


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Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.

Humanity won’t be happy till the last capitalist is hung with the guts of the last bureaucrat. When the last sociologist has been hung with the guts of the last bureaucrat, will we still have “problems”?

Anarchy is me


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Oh, future graduates of this university. Remember this simple little verse, To leave this robot factory expecting a job is dreaming. To expect one that pays some real coin is even worse.

Free Every Monday To Friday Knowledge Don't Forget To Bring An Empty Container.


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Euclid was a square.

ARTISTS ARE FIRST

DRAFTS OF HUMAN BEINGS.

Engineering and Science students hate Artists because Artists are liked by everyone.


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The degree of creativity is inversely proportional to the number of engineers involved.

A = Success after graduation A = X + Y + Z X = Good Contacts Y = No Morals Z = Greed


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Debating whether Engineers have personalities is like debating whether zero is actually a number. HISTORY WAS MADE TO BE REWRITTEN

Learn something W I L D today !


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At exam time my mind goes AWOL.

Just at exam time?

It’s easy to make a friend at SFU. I find it much more difficult to make a stranger.

What we university students need is a book called How to Live on Nothing a Year.


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If the student is the customer, And the customer is always right. Then, they should pass me always, Even if I am not that bright. The purpose of philosophers is to argue with other philosophers.

Modern art is a painting you buy to cover a hole in the wall, which then makes you

decide the hole looks a lot better.


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Pull Here For An Arts Degree.

(written on toilet-paper dispenser)

Going to College Is Awesome. Your Parents Pay a Fortune For You to Get Drunk Every Night and Sleep Until Noon Every Day.

Professors teach us how to solve all the problems they have avoided all their lives by becoming professors.


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You will leave this university as confused as when you came here. You will be confused on a much higher level, however. And about more esoteric things.


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If you find college Life a rat race, remember that there is no prize for Outrunning a rat.

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More Graffiti for Your Soul

If you liked GRAFFITI fOr the COLLEGE STUDENT’s Soul, you will be glad to know that it’s just one FREE e-book from the seven volumes in The GRAFFITI fOr the Soul

Series. These e-books have it all: Wisdom. Ridicule. Sarcasm. Nonsense. Comedy. Mockery. Social commentary. Valuable insight. They are the ultimate compendium of creative humor. The complete series includes:

Volume # 1: GRAFFITI fOr the Enlightened Soul


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Volume # 2: GRAFFITI fOr the Employee’s Soul

Volume # 3: GRAFFITI fOr the college student's Soul

Volume # 4: GRAFFITI fOr the woman's Soul

Volume # 5: GRAFFITI fOr the man's Soul

Volume # 6: GRAFFITI fOr the adventurous Soul

Volume # 7: GRAFFITI fOr the Connoisseur's Soul

Following is a sample of some of the content from the other six volumes in The GRAFFITI fOr the Soul Series e-books by Ernie Zelinski, which are available at The Real Success Resource Center Website at www.Real-Success.ca and on The Joy of Not Working Website at www.thejoyofnotworking.com.

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You can always find what you are not looking for.

EARTH FIRST ! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

AGORAPHOBIA - DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.

Graffiti for the Soul

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GOD IS DEAD Our God is alive. Sorry to hear about yours.

If your friends won't

leave you alone, find

some new ones who will.


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Failure


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S e x I s n o b o d y e l s e ' s

b u s I n e s s e x c e p t f o r t h e t h r e e

p e o p l e I n v o l v e d .


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I thought I wanted a career. It turns out, However, that I just wanted paychecks to buy beer. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me Too.


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Consider Working For The Lord. The Pay Is Horrible But You Will Experience Fringe Benefits That Are Out Of This World.

Does anal retentive have a hyphen?


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Never let your boss know that you exist

If you are wondering whether you have enough brains to solve the problem, you don’t.

The wise don't work


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HARD WORK IS NATURE'S WAY OF HAVING A BOSS

TELL YOU: "JUST DO IT." “Real success without a real job” is having no boss!



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Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed!

If a painter is not painting, is

he still a painter?


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I killed a six pack just to watch it die

Don't Wake Up Grumpy If You Are In Bed With Snow White


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Hey David, Smoking will stunt your growth!

Yeah Goliath? Give me one reason why I should believe you!


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I searched into myself and found “ME”.

TOO BAD FOR YOU

The worst beer I ever had was stale and way too warm but it still tasted great!


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I am not obsessive. I am not obsessive. I am not obsessive.

I am not obsessive. I am not obsessive.

”Sex” is number 1 of my 10 reasons for living. Reading “Real Success Without a Real Job” is number 2. I forgot the other 8.


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About the Author – Ernie Zelinski

Ernie J. Zelinski has written far too many books to list here. He is the author of the recently released Real Success Without a Real Job, the bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free (over 57,000 copies sold) and the international bestseller The Joy of Not Working (over 200,000 copies and published in 17 languages). Ernie is a leading authority on the subject of attaining real success without a real job. His website The Real Success Resource Center at www.Real-Success.ca provides a wealth of informative articles and resources for the organizationally averse about earning a great living without a real job.

Feature articles about Ernie and his books have appeared in major newspapers including USA TODAY, National Post, Oakland Tribune, Boston Herald, Toronto Star, and Vancouver Sun. He has been

interviewed by over 100 radio stations and has appeared on CNN TV’s Financial News, CBC TV’s Venture, and CTV’s Canada AM. Ernie has a B.Sc. in Engineering and a Masters in Business Administration from the University of Alberta. He speaks professionally on the subjects of book marketing, retirement, and applying creativity to business and leisure.

Ernie Zelinski can be contacted at: Visions International Publishing P.O. Box 4072 Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, T6E 4S8 E-mail: [email protected] Website: www.Real-Success.ca

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