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Name that movie quote!

"The men may be the head of the house, but the women are the neck, and they can turn the head any way they want."


"The men may be the head of the house, but the women are the neck, and they can turn the head any way they want."

My Big Fat Greek Wedding2002


"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."


Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 1971

"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."


"Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye."


"Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye."

Monsters, Inc. 2001


'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!


'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

The Incredibles 2004


History's just jammed with stories of lovers parted by some silly thing!


History's just jammed with stories of lovers parted by some silly thing!

The Parent Trap 1961

Did you know ….

In 1977, the CEO of a major computer company said, "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home."

Did you know ….

The average American eats 200 pounds of meat, poultry, and fish per capita per year, 50 pounds more than Americans did in th1950s.

Did you know ….

Dogs have about 100 different facial expressions, most of them made with the ears.

Did you know ….

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

Did you know ….

56% of Americans think it's irresponsible to friend your boss on Facebook.

(Psst. We won’t tell your boss what you say on Facebook. Go ahead and Like us!)

Did you know ….

Only one president was born in Georgia. Which one?

(Hint: Georgia is the “peanut state”)

Did you know ….

Only one president was born in Georgia. Which one?

(Hint: Georgia is the “peanut state”)

President Jimmy Carter(Remember? He was a peanut farmer.)

Smartphones. iPads. Church members and church staff are

on the GO!

Stop by the GOT MOBILE? area in the Resource Area and

explore our mobile tools … and give us your input on what mobile solutions we

need to do next.

Did you know ….

There are 2.7 billion likes and comments on Facebook every day.

(Psst. We like you. Go ahead and Like us – and post pictures on our page! We love pictures.)

Did you know ….

There are 845 million active monthly Facebook users?

(Psst. We like you. Go ahead and Like us – and post pictures on our page! We love pictures.)

Did you know ….

You can create a private social network for your church that’s:

• All about uniting and enabling the mission of the church (and not about showing you and your members ads)

Did you know ….



• Designed to help pastors and leaders mobilize people to live out the gospel

Did you know ….



• Designed to help pastors and leaders mobilize people to live out the gospel

• You can learn more about this product right here at the Ideas to Impact Conference? Stop by The City Café in the Resource Area and say hello!

Have you ever noticed: That mickey mouse’s ears point forward no matter which way he faces?

Have you ever noticed: That when you have a bowl of nuts, the largest ones make their way to the top?

There’s a scientific term for this – it’s called the Brazil Nut Effect.

No, seriously. We didn’t make that up.

Have you ever noticed: That although Rhode Island is the smallest state, it has the longest name?

You didn’t? Well, maybe that’s because you didn’t know that the real name of the state: State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

No, really. It is.

Have you ever noticed: That a 2 by 4 isn’t actually 2 inches by 4 inches, but is actually 1.5 x 3.5?

Wood is confusing.

That’s why we got into software.

Giving, event payments, remote deposits … let’s talk $ in the Resource Area!

We’ve got ways to ease payments, help you step up stewardship, and save time processing.

Did you know ….

To make two pounds of honey, bees have to visit 4 million flowers?

Did you know ….

China uses 45 billion chopsticks every year?

(We know this is not a chopstick. We just liked the way the fork looked. Is that weird?)

Did you know ….

There are more than 10,000 varieties of tomatoes?

We’ve got great ideas for helping your children’s ministry reach its goals.

Bring your ideas and come talk about kids in the Resource Area!

Did you know ….

The term “mad as a hatter” derives from the toxic mercury that was used to make felt for hat-making. It drove the hat makers (AKA “hatters”) to madness.

As far as we know, sombrero makers are relatively sane.

Did you know ….

Peanuts are used in the manufacture of dynamite?

That’s nuts!

Did you know ….

The financial cost of an organizational data loss incident is estimated to be $4,000 or more – per incident?

Ouch!

Did you know ….

Hardware or system problems account for 30-40 percent of all data loss?

Want to learn about an easy way to protect your system from data loss? Ask about OnDemand in the Resource Area.

Did you know … there’s such a thing as a calico lobster?

This guy was captured off the coast of Maine, and spotted by restaurant staff.

The staff saved him, named him “Calvin,” and shipped him off to the New England Aquarium in Rhode Island.

Implementation, User Groups, Training, the Megachurch Client Program … we’ve got one-on-one resource expertise you need.

Come learn more in the Resource Area!

Pop Quiz!

Which of the following famous dogs wrote the book My Life as a Dog?

LassieAstaBenjiEddie, aka “Moose”

Pop Quiz!

Which of the following famous dogs wrote the book My Life as a Dog?

LassieAstaBenjiEddie, aka “Moose”

Eddie, the Jack Russell Terrier star of the sitcom Frasier, wrote the autobiography.

We’re pretty sure he had some help.

Pop Quiz!

Morris, the famous 9Lives spokescat, has been portrayed by several cats. Where have all these cats come from?

OregonAn orange cat breederRescue or sheltersThey were all descendants of the original Morris

Pop Quiz!

Morris, the famous 9Lives spokescat, has been portrayed by several cats. Where have all these cats come from?

OregonAn orange cat breederRescue or sheltersThey were all descendants of the original Morris

They were all rescues! The first Morris wasrescued in 1968.

Pop Quiz!

Mr. Bigglesworth, Doctor Evil’s cat from Austin Powers, is a Canadian Hairless. What is another name for this unusual breed?

SphynxAbyssinianPersianSiamese

Pop Quiz!

Mr. Bigglesworth, Doctor Evil’s cat from Austin Powers, is a Canadian Hairless. What is another name for this unusual breed?

SphynxAbyssinianPersianSiamese

A Canadian Hairless is also known as a Sphynx cat. It has no hair nor whiskers.

Pop Quiz!

How much was Toto paid to make the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz?

$10 a week$125 a week$500 a weekNothing, she worked for free

(Full disclosure: This is not actually Toto. )

Pop Quiz!

How much was Toto paid to make the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz?

$10 a week$125 a week$500 a weekNothing, she worked for free

(Full disclosure: This is not actually Toto. )

We couldn’t afford her.

Toto was paid $125 a week – more than some of her human co-workers.

Did you know ….

Hardware or system problems account for 30-40 percent of all data loss.

Want to learn about an easy way to protect your system

from data loss? Ask us about OnDemand in the Resource

Area.

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