Good Heavening, Listeners!

This is RJ Fox and you have tuned into, the first-ever radio on print.

We did attempt to start a conventional

radio, but we found your ears plugged with earphones and hand phones. Hence, we decided

to make ears out of your eyes.

For the hearing impaired,

please adjust your spectacles.If you need help adjusting to the

right frequency of the radio, please see an ophthalmologist.

If you hear noises or

distortions, it may be time for you to change your hearing aid.Unlike

conventional radios that modulate on amplitude

and frequency medium, modulates on intellectual medium -the frequency of

the mind.

Any sudden movement

to the Nerve of thought is expected and not

regretted.

Unlike conventional

radios that are hosted by radio jockeys,

is hosted by readio jockeys

33.3IM READIO

feeding you beverages and food

for your thoughts, squeezed afresh from our mind. We don't plan to serve any

“unthought frozen food” but do expect some gestures out of our

refrigerators, now and then.

If you consider

yourself too young to know about the secrets

of life,please switch off the radio IMMEDIATELY and tune in only when

yo u are mature enough.

WARN

ING

We do not advocate parental guidance here, as it may cause interferences to our

frequency, leading to misleading

Misguidance.

YOU HAVE TUNED INTO THE OFFICIAL RADIO STATION OF

in10city,

We pour in only as much as you can take and will not spray everything onto

you. We have no plans to dump articles on

your mind.

As each transmission is adequately buffered, you are allowed

to jump to any section of the broadcast

without having to press forward or rewind.

You have the flexibility to put us on pause or make us repeat as many times

as you want.

We may also invite Miss Understanding

to hear her thoughts at regular intervals.

Each

episo

de of 33.3 IM READIO comes with a Thoughts Control set to MAX. Ple

ase r

emem

ber to adjust to your desired level on your own control panel.

WEATHER REPORT

Since you have been listening so far you probably have passed your own maturity test and should be

able to handle our

Listeners are advised not to use

umbrellas which can prevent them from getting drenched.

Light to heavy blunders are expected in

certain areas

The weather can be cloudy

today, with light showers of knowledge

expected all through.

lightening strikes are also expected to occur in various areas

A new I-Nation has been discovered!It has been named “In10City” by

Con Fessori, a professor who retired even before he could finish his studies.

A bunch of us, Mavericks, were roaming around an old park for amusement when we spotted the tired Cap10

trying to start a ship whose destination board read:

News Flash

TO IN10CITYbeside the land of Incapacity, located at the heart of

Continent of Incontinence.

We were extremely interested

in his mission and the exciting

new state he can bring us to. Thus, we struck a

deal to sail with him to In10City since we were

doing nothing anyway.

The Captain has also generously installed radio

equipments in the ship, so our conversations can be heard by all.

Captain Con Fessori has given us all an “RJs title” using which we would be interacting

with you, along the way.

Since In10City is a virtual nation with no geography or history, no race or

religion, no law or language, no nothing, our task would be to build values for In10city on air along the way.

The captain has estimated 22.12.2012 to be the arrival date at In10City. Having boarded his ship, our task now is to countdown to our destiny...

I mean destination.

We do have plans to bring aboard more as we sail and we do expect things to get more exciting en-route.