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HONEY, I FOUND YOUR GOLF BALLS...
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black
eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him
what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at
its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's
when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I
don't remember much after that!"
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BEDROOM GOLF RULES...
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permittedto check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner
is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permissionto play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the
course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with
special attention to well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currentlyplaying, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known
to damage players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled,
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particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have
been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they
considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at tall times. Some players
may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players areadvised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find
alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owners is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the
hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to playthe back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at aquicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same holeseveral times in one match.