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FLORIDA WEST PALM DIVISION SPRING 2015—ISSUE 8

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GMOT STAFF WAKA West Palm Division Customer Service Rep: Lori Dool Photographer Looking for a Volunteer!!!

CONTENTS PAGE

SERIOUS You are here Week 7 Results 3 WEEK 8 Schedule 4 Power Rankings 5 SPOTLIGHTS Vet of the Week 6 THEMES AND CONTESTS 7 Sun Fest Ticket Discount 8 Week 7 Highlights 9 Hidden Giveaway 10 AFTER PARTY INFO 11

THERE’S NO RULES!... WAIT YES THERE IS! Presented by WAKA

Pets: Pets are NOT allowed at the park. Please make plans to keep your pets at home or we will have to ask you and your pet to leave. Beverages: Alcoholic beverage containers are NOT allowed at the park at any time, this includes the fields & parking lots. No glass containers or bottles of any kind are allowed on the fields. Large Coolers, Funnels, or Kegs are not allowed on the fields. You are required to keep all beverages in bubba kegs, thermos bottles, solo cups, or anything that cannot be seen through. Clear colored or see through cups are not allowed, please purchase solid colored solo cups.

Anyone in violation of the beverage policy will be asked to leave the premis-es and may be suspended for the remainder of the season. Other Activities: Due to general safety and liability reasons; no other sports may be played at a WAKA permitted field just prior to or during the games. That means no tossing a football around or kicking a soccer ball.

Fireworks: Absolutely no fireworks of any kind are allowed on or near our fields. That includes Sparklers, Flame throwers, Molotov Cocktails and anything else you can think of.

Trash: All trash must be picked up before you leave the field. Trash cans are available throughout the park. Your CSR will also have trash bags available as well. Please clean up after yourselves! Rest Rooms: The park has provided bathrooms, use them. Do not use the caveman method and do your business in bushes or even worse in the open. You may get a ticket and we may lose the permit to use the park! Parking: Park only in marked spaces or areas designated by the park. Parking on roads, on the curb, or on the sidewalk in unmarked spots may result in a parking ticket.

Week 7 Standings

WEEK 8 SCHEDULE

Keep your drinks in a

cup and please make

sure to pick up after

yourselves! Field Reminders:

*Please park in

designated spots

ONLY!

Get there early or

ride with a friend

and ALWAYS make

sure to lock your

doors!

Mark Your Calendars!

End of Season

Party Beer Olympics

May 16th 3:00pm

Power Rankings 1. TITS– Even though they suffered a tough loss against Beastmode

last week, they pulled it together to dominate in Flip Cup and won a

first round bye in the Beer Olympics and official WAKA Solo Cups!

2. Speed Bumps– Last week, this team was all about getting on base!

Can they finish the regular season undefeated or will they get run

over by Kick James?

3. Bases May Not Be Loaded But We Are- Well this

team has proven that they are the best drinking

team in the league, winning the Dual of the

Drinkers II last week and coming in 2nd place in

the Flip Cup tournament wasn’t bad either! Can

they remain fearless this week or go home

Scared?

4. Beastmode– These Beasts felt up the TITS last

week in a close game! With a tough game again

this week, we will be Better?

5. The Better AlcoBALLics- These BALLers have

been proven to shut down their opponents this season! Can they

take down the Beast this week to move up in the rankings?

6. Ligers– This team continues to fight their way up the rankings and

score double digits last week! Can the Ligers dominate the Alco-

BALLics or will they be took scared to take the shot!

7. Sneaky Snakes- Don’t mess with these Snakes! They slithered

past the AlcoBALLics last week and can rep their team at a West

Palm Bar Crawl. Will they be ready this week to take on the Fock-

ers or will they get Focked up?

8. I’m Kick James, Pitch- These Pitches are ready for Week 8! After

a weekend of line dancing and bar crawling, they have regained

their strength to take on the Speed Bumps!

9. Scared Kickless- This team cleaned up last week against the Mud-

ders! Can they Scare their competition this week and take home

another win over Bases Loaded?

10. Licensed to Kick– Well this team rose to the

top and took out the Pitches in Low Places last

week! Can they Kick up their game and take

home another victory this week against All About

That Base?

11. All About That Base- Suffering from a 2 run

loss this week, can AATB jam out this week to

take home another win before the playoffs start?

12. Mudder Fockers- The Mudders were so close

last week to dirty the Scared record! Will they

clean up their act this week against the Snakes?

13. AlcoBALLics– Losing a tough game to the Snakes, these Alco-

BALLics aren’t ready to quit yet! Even though it is closing time on

the end of the season, can these Ballers go out with a win?

14. I’ve Got Pitches in Low Places- These Pitches are struggling to

finish the deal! With a lot of positive plays last week, this team

just couldn’t pull off a “W”! Will they take down the Beast this

week?

Daniel

SPOTLIGHTS VETERAN of the week

Steven Martinez Bases May Not Be Loaded But We Are

Q: How long have you been playing WAKA?

A: Since 2012

Q: What is your favorite kickball memory?

A: The day Lori Dool and I became best friends! It was a beautiful Thursday evening, we were on a team that was randomly thrown togeth-

er. Our Captain asked one of our teammates to go and play right field, and proceeded to point to left field. At that moment, Lori and I

made eye contact and shook our heads in utter disgust. From then on we have been besties!

Q: What theme week would you like to see happen?

A: I think a Toga theme would be awesome!

Q: If you’re not busy being awesome at kickball, what are you up to?

A: Being awesome at life.

Q: If you could create your own celebrity dream team, who would be playing with you?

A: Tim Tebow, Matt Harvey, Chritian Ronaldo, Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson, Olivia Munn, Cameron Diaz, Miles Teller

and Vince Vaughn

Q: At O’Shea’s, what is your go-to drink of choice and

favorite item on the menu?

A: Beer and Chicken Fingers fo’sho

Q: What advice would you give someone who is a rookie

this kickball season?

A: You have to be good or fun, otherwise what is the point???

Q: What would you like veteran kickballers to know?

A: One day I will sign my team up under your team name that you always use, just so you can’t use that

team name!

WEEK 7: TEAM FLIP CUP TOURNAMENT

Week 8– Celebrity

Doppelgangers

A, B, C Anything but Cups

Week 1 of the

Playoffs

Congrats to TITS for winning the Flip Cup

Tournament!!

End of Season Party!!!

May 16th– 3pm

Beer Olympics

Teams of Any 6 WAKA Players *More info to follow Next Week

Still need tickets?

Check out the link below for our

WAKA discount!

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Discount Code: SFFAN

Pictures here

Hidden Giveaway! Be the first Team Representative to bring/wear

the Hidden Giveaway item of the week and show it

to the Community Coordinator (Lori) to win a

special prize!

*Up to 5 people can win each week*

**Only 1 person per team can win per week**

The Secret Item is:

Party Hats

BAR SPECIALS: Take your chances

with the bartender

and win free drinks

$5 Appetizers

Game Day Specials:

$7 Bud Light Pitchers

$3 Irish Car bombs

$5 Food Specials Fingers, Wings, BLT, Burgers, etc.