GHOST MAN ON THIRD FLORIDA WEST PALM DIVISION SPRING 2015ISSUE 7

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CONTENTS PAGE

SERIOUS You are here Week 6 Results 3 WEEK 7 Schedule 4 Kickball Day Event 5 Power Rankings 6 SPOTLIGHTS Vet of the Week 7 Rookie of the Week 8 THEMES AND CONTESTS 9 Sun Fest Ticket Discount 10 Week 5 Highlights 11 Hidden Giveaway 12 AFTER PARTY INFO 13

THERES NO RULES!... WAIT YES THERE IS! Presented by WAKA

Pets: Pets are NOT allowed at the park. Please make plans to keep your pets at home or we will have to ask you and your pet to leave. Beverages: Alcoholic beverage containers are NOT allowed at the park at any time, this includes the fields & parking lots. No glass containers or bottles of any kind are allowed on the fields. Large Coolers, Funnels, or Kegs are not allowed on the fields. You are required to keep all beverages in bubba kegs, thermos bottles, solo cups, or anything that cannot be seen through. Clear colored or see through cups are not allowed, please purchase solid colored solo cups.

Anyone in violation of the beverage policy will be asked to leave the premis-es and may be suspended for the remainder of the season. Other Activities: Due to general safety and liability reasons; no other sports may be played at a WAKA permitted field just prior to or during the games. That means no tossing a football around or kicking a soccer ball.

Fireworks: Absolutely no fireworks of any kind are allowed on or near our fields. That includes Sparklers, Flame throwers, Molotov Cocktails and anything else you can think of.

Trash: All trash must be picked up before you leave the field. Trash cans are available throughout the park. Your CSR will also have trash bags available as well. Please clean up after yourselves! Rest Rooms: The park has provided bathrooms, use them. Do not use the caveman method and do your business in bushes or even worse in the open. You may get a ticket and we may lose the permit to use the park! Parking: Park only in marked spaces or areas designated by the park. Parking on roads, on the curb, or on the sidewalk in unmarked spots may result in a parking ticket.

Week 5 Standings

WEEK 6 SCHEDULE

Keep your drinks

in a cup and

please make

sure to pick up Field Reminders:

*Please park in

designated spots

ONLY!

Get there early or

ride with a friend

and ALWAYS

make sure to lock

Mark Your Calendars!

End of Season

Party Beer Olympics

May 16th 3:00pm

National Kickball Day! April 17th

Join our WAKA West Palm Celebration!

7pm- ???

Buffalo Wild Wings 4576 Okeechobee Blvd

$3 Tall Domestic Drafts & Happy Hour Specials All Night **Must Wear Red to get the Specials**

Free Wings to the Team with the most people!!

10% of our sales will go to our charity of choice! Make sure to vote on 4/16!!

Have an idea for a charity? Email or text Lori to get it on the ballot by 4/15

Power Rankings 1. Speed Bumps- This team continues to slow down their competition

and hold their reign at the top of the standings! Can they keep it up

in Week 7 against All About That Base?

2. TITS- This team has been perking up in the second half of the sea-

son! With another win last week, they face the Beast this week in a

fight for the top!

3. Beastmode- Rocking out another win last week,

these Beasts continue to claw their way to the

top and hold their own! Will they move up in the

rankings or get denied by TITS?

4. The Better AlcoBALLics- These BALLers have

been proven to shut down their opponents this

season! Will their addiction to kickball help

them overtake the Bases Loaded crew? We will

see in the Dual of the Drinkers II game tonight!

5. Bases May Not Be Loaded But We Are- These

Bases keep loading up as the season continues

to Week 7! Will their livers and their team be

ready to take on the Better AlcoBALLics this

week and continue their reign as the best drinking team in WAKA

West Palm by winning the Dual of the Drinkers II?!?

6. Scared Kickless- Kickin is their name and Scaring is their game!

Will they be victorious this week against the Fockers or will their

record get dirtied by the Mudders?

7. Ligers- With a big win last week, the Ligers are back in the action!

Will these mystical creatures be able to put up some runs against

Kick James this week?

8. Im Kick James, Pitch- These Pitches have proven their wit last

week by teaming up to win Anything for Money last week! This

underrated team has a big game this week against the ferocious

Ligers!

9. Sneaky Snakes- These Snakes have been slithering through the

rankings this season! Will they shed their skin

and continue to kick up their game? Lets find out

this week against the AlcoBALLics!

10. All About That Base- This team has been rock-

ing all season! After a 9-5 win last week, can they

keep up their momentum and shake up their com-

petition this week?

11. Licensed to Kick- With an impressive co-win

last week for Anything for Money, this team has

proven that they are a force to be reckoned with!

Can these Kickers take out the Pitches in Low

Places this week?

12. Mudder Fockers- These Fockers are brushing themselves off af-

ter last week and are preparing to Fock up their competitors this

week! Will they bring their best this week or get Scared?

13. AlcoBALLics- After losing last week in the Dual of the Drinkers,

can these AlcoBALLics bounce back and be ready to play the

Snakes this week?

14. Ive Got Pitches in Low Places- These Pitches struggled last

week and are due for a show stopping win! Will they be able to

take down the Licensed pros during Week 7?

Daniel

SPOTLIGHTS VETERAN of the week

Brandon Satterwhite Scared Kickless

Q: How long have you been playing WAKA?

A: Since 2006

Q: What is your favorite kickball memory?

A: Memories? You guys can remember what happens at kickball?? Yall are doing it wrong. I vaguely remember being at Respecta-

ble Street one time, I think?

Q: What theme week would you like to see happen?

A: Im always down for a wetnwild night, as pioneered by my first kickball team The Wildebeests!

Q: If youre not busy being awesome at kickball, what are you up to?

A: Playing ultimate frisbee (Pickup games Monday nights in Gardens! Everyones welcome!), going to concerts (mostly alt rock

stuff), obsessing over college football (Roll Tide!), and visiting college campuses as a volunteer alumni

officer for my engineering fraternity.

Q: At OSheas, what is your go-to drink of choice and favorite item on the menu?

A: $3 carbombs of course. But you have to go inside to get the glass. (Carbombs in plastic are BS!) I al-

ways get a big OSheas cheeseburger, but give the fries away to save room for more beer.

Q: What advice would you give someone who is a rookie

this kickball season?

A: Remember that youre playing a game designed for 7-year-olds. Dont take it too seriously, and dont pay

attention to those that do.

Q: What would you like veteran kickballers to know?

A: Im not sure why they keep pitching to me as though Im a home run threat. Gimme a nice slow pitch so

I can pop it up real easy like for your catcher! Well get to the bar so much quicker that way!

SPOTLIGHTS

Tori Twerkleson Bases May Not Be Loaded

But We Are Q: If you could create a dream team of kickballers, using

celebrities, who would be on your team?

A: 3 Cristiano Ronaldo's, 2 David Beckhams, Rich Froning, Will Ferrell for comedic relief, Zane from One Direction, the Hemsworth brother that plays Thor, Ca-

mille Leblanc-Bazinetle, Amy Schumer, Hope Solo

Q: If youre not busy being awesome at kickball, what are you up to? A: Being an ICU nurse, Netflix, laying out, going out & country concerts

Q: At OSheas, what is your go-to drink of choice and favorite item on the menu?

A: Bud light pitcher and chicken tenders, duh, then pizza next door later

Q: What is your favorite kickball memory so far?

A: I am a team guy so our first win was a great memory,

everyone contributed in some way, it was great.

Q: What advice can you give to a kickballer to help them survive Friday at work?

A: - Call in sick!

Q: What advice would you give someone who is a rookie

this kickball season?

A: It's actually our team motto, either be really good or be really fun. I'm the latter

Q: What would you like veteran kickballers to know?

A: If you film your games or have actual practices, you're doing it wrong

What are you looking forward to this season?

A: Everybody getting embarrassingly competitive during playoffs!

Add that I need celebrity doppelgnger ideas and suggestions are welcome!

WEEK 7: TEAM FLIP CUP TOURNAMENT

Week 8 Celebrity

Doppelgangers

Week 7 Sunglasses

at Night

A, B, C Anything but Cups

Week 1 of the

Playoffs

Team Flip Cup Rules: 1. Each team must have 7 people

participate from their team. 2. Games will be determined by

the brackets that will be posted at the field and at the bar.

3. Teams will have 5 minutes to get to the table and be ready for 7 roundsget beer ahead of time!! Forfeits will be the penalty

4. Single Elimination Tournament 5. Winners will receive prizes & a

Bye in Beer Olympics.

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Pictures here

Hidden Giveaway! Be the first Team Representative to bring/wear the Hidden

Giveaway item of the week and show it to the Community

Coordinator (Lori) to win a

special prize!

*Up to 5 people can win each week*

**Only 1 person per team can win per week**

The Secret Item is:

Squirt Guns

BAR SPECIALS: Take your chances

with the bartender

and win free drinks

$5 Appetizers

Game Day Specials:

$7 Bud Light Pitchers

$3 Irish Car bombs

$5 Food Specials Fingers, Wings, BLT, Burgers, etc.