Woh Hai Gaurav Baba….fresher from IIT D

My name is Gaurav Anand aka Nandu But my actions are more like a G***du I am that bitch that makes friends fight My life's aim is to do nothing right I am the biggest ghissu to walk this earth Because my brain cells are in dearth I mug things even in the shower, nothing clad But I am and will always be behind my Goel dad

GRADE A GRADE A GRADE A GRADE A

GAURAV ANAND

Room allotted – P 216, Lives in – K 413

DML

All Shortlists

Awesome class sleeper

Gorgeous (self-acclaimed)

Person with resume mentored by maximum PGP2s (~40)

Person with maximum number of points in resume (~41, placecom please check!)

Very “Voilent”..Ends every sentence with – “thappad maar dunga”

A Self Anointed Teetotaller

But turns into a Devdas when the Chunnilal appears!

Once upon a time in QM-II

!

Aishi who until then was deeply engrossed in a

case with our hero……

………Gives her usual trademark smile!

AISHI! You have been continuously talking right since the start of the lecture - Its so DISTRACTING

Furious, Prof. RLM hits back

But then she smiles again

……………….. & why not?

Jab Gaurav ho saath, Toh darne

ki kya baat?

When you come to class, I want you to tell me what is REDUCED COST!

What he claims What he does

1.) Gifts a kitty to a girl which is thrown back on his face. 2.) Stays up all night to help a girl to make her presentation while she sleeps. 3.) Waits for like 3 hours doing nothing during exams with the hope that a girl would call him to study together

if I m single its by choice

Before IIMB After IIMB

In school: A girl proposes to him, he locks himself in the bathroom and demands to call his parents otherwise he wouldn’t come out!!!!

At IIMB: He proposes to a girl, And the girl locks herself in the bathroom. Demands her parents to be called…

Humara janmo ka rishta…

I am a pervert of the highest grade

I drool like a dog even on seeing a maid

I have tried many a times to date a girl

But everyone saw through me, gave me "the finger"

Thus, I am unique in so many ways, all bad

Guess, on my birth what had the Doctor said

"Aapke ghar aa gaya 1 bachcha naya,

Gaurav Anand tu to pura hi phod gaya"