Galveston Hash House Harriers 17 th Running HASH TRASH Provided to you by: “Just” Crystal.

GalvestonGalvestonHash House Hash House

HarriersHarriers1717thth Running Running

HASH TRASHHASH TRASHProvided to you by:Provided to you by:

““Just” CrystalJust” Crystal

GH3 17GH3 17thth RunningRunning

September 28September 28thth, 2002, 2002Saturday @ 3:30 PMSaturday @ 3:30 PM

Arcola, TexasArcola, Texas

Arcola, TX

http://galvestonh3.tripod.com/

GH3 #17: Arcola, GH3 #17: Arcola, TexasTexas

Hash Hare(s)Hash Hare(s)

Pound PuppyPound PuppyRoll ModelRoll Model

Stinky as Shit Stinky as Shit (Muffin)(Muffin)??? (Dog)??? (Dog)


Hash Hash HoundsHounds

Puppy PrickPuppy Prick

Pimp Doggie DawgPimp Doggie Dawg


Who the Fuck are Who the Fuck are YouYou


Hash Chalk TalkHash Chalk Talk


Hash TrashHash Trash

It was the season of Light, it was the season of It was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, Darkness,

it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,despair,

we had everything before us, we had nothing before we had everything before us, we had nothing before us. us.

- Dickens- Dickens


Hash TrashHash Trash It was a wonderful fall day in late September as I arrived It was a wonderful fall day in late September as I arrived

19 miles outside of Galveston County for the 17th running19 miles outside of Galveston County for the 17th running

of the Galveston Hash House Harriers. I arrived to find of the Galveston Hash House Harriers. I arrived to find

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, meandering around with the WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, meandering around with the

hares POUND PUPPY and ROLL MODEL. Pound puppy washares POUND PUPPY and ROLL MODEL. Pound puppy was

quite restless and had apparently already gone over chalkquite restless and had apparently already gone over chalk

talk several times with WTFAY. Once we ascertained thattalk several times with WTFAY. Once we ascertained that

we were the pack I asked pound puppy which way trailwe were the pack I asked pound puppy which way trail

went. His reply“there is the check you find trail”.went. His reply“there is the check you find trail”.



Ok so off we go into the beautiful woods as WTFAY and IOk so off we go into the beautiful woods as WTFAY and I

mentioned the hares sounded like the guys frommentioned the hares sounded like the guys from

deliverance. We quickly found trail and our next check. deliverance. We quickly found trail and our next check.

20 feet later we find another check (Hmmmnnnn no trail 20 feet later we find another check (Hmmmnnnn no trail

between checks) then off wego on trail to another checkbetween checks) then off wego on trail to another check

about 30 feet away. OK this is a LOT of checks. about 30 feet away. OK this is a LOT of checks.

Then one false, two false, three false Huh???Then one false, two false, three false Huh???



Then as sweet as lilac butter I hear CRYSTAL yell Are Then as sweet as lilac butter I hear CRYSTAL yell Are you?you?

The sounds of PIMP DOGGIE DAWG ring out as well. The sounds of PIMP DOGGIE DAWG ring out as well.

Whew, reinforcements have arrived. We all continue to Whew, reinforcements have arrived. We all continue to

search for true trail as PDD heads across the ditch just assearch for true trail as PDD heads across the ditch just as

Pound Puppy arrives with beer in hand in an attempt to Pound Puppy arrives with beer in hand in an attempt to

guide us in the “Right” direction. We tell him to fuck off, guide us in the “Right” direction. We tell him to fuck off,

but he continues to point out that we are not on trail. but he continues to point out that we are not on trail.

IN our search for trail Pound Puppy mentions that checksIN our search for trail Pound Puppy mentions that checks

and back checks are both represented by an X, HUH?? and back checks are both represented by an X, HUH??


Hash TrashHash TrashSoon we realized trail is fucked but with perseverance Soon we realized trail is fucked but with perseverance

and and

misdirection from the hare, we find trail off into the misdirection from the hare, we find trail off into the woods.woods.

One mark, two marks, no trail so we continue to range,One mark, two marks, no trail so we continue to range,

and range and range, in fact we went about 2 milesand range and range, in fact we went about 2 miles

ranging before we headed back towards the start. After ranging before we headed back towards the start. After

seeing the hare walk down the road we headed down theseeing the hare walk down the road we headed down the

same road about a mile to find a Beer check. WTFAY same road about a mile to find a Beer check. WTFAY hadhad

already given up and drove to the BC. already given up and drove to the BC.



Pimp Doggie Dawg decided to continue running trail Pimp Doggie Dawg decided to continue running trail asas

Crystal and I walked to the end (which was near the Crystal and I walked to the end (which was near the start).start).

In the end we all got what we wanted, Beer and In the end we all got what we wanted, Beer and good good

shiggy. But trail we had none.shiggy. But trail we had none.


Hash On OnHash On On At the circle, the hares were chastised for laying a trailAt the circle, the hares were chastised for laying a trail

with more checks than hash marks, and no trail between with more checks than hash marks, and no trail between

checks and back checks that looked like checks. And checks and back checks that looked like checks. And since since

each hare described trail as going in two different each hare described trail as going in two different

directions, we never did find out where the trail actually directions, we never did find out where the trail actually

went. We named roll model’s dog Muffin “stinky as shit”went. We named roll model’s dog Muffin “stinky as shit”

because of the nasty smelling mud it rolled in.because of the nasty smelling mud it rolled in.


Hash On OnHash On On Accusations were made of Who the fuck are You for not Accusations were made of Who the fuck are You for not

only auto hashing to the beer check, but for doing it in a only auto hashing to the beer check, but for doing it in a

Porshe. Crystal was accused of ASSUMING the positionPorshe. Crystal was accused of ASSUMING the position

(uh huh, I said assuming the POSITION) of Hash Secretary(uh huh, I said assuming the POSITION) of Hash Secretary

(Speaking of Secretary, there is a cute movie titled (Speaking of Secretary, there is a cute movie titled

““Secretary” now showing at Landmark River Oaks). Secretary” now showing at Landmark River Oaks).

Pimp Doggie Dawg had to rush off to work so the circle Pimp Doggie Dawg had to rush off to work so the circle

ended and we all lived happily ever after. The End. ended and we all lived happily ever after. The End.

Puppy Prick =:-)Puppy Prick =:-)


Hash Trail VoteHash Trail Vote


HashHash

ReligiousReligious

AdvisorAdvisor

Puppy PrickPuppy Prick


Hash AccusationsHash AccusationsHares having more flour in their vehicle Hares having more flour in their vehicle than on the trailthan on the trail

Hares leaving map on trailHares leaving map on trail

““Just” Crystal assuming role of Just” Crystal assuming role of mismanagement without due processmismanagement without due process

Who the Fuck are You semi-auto wanking Who the Fuck are You semi-auto wanking in a Porschein a Porsche

Roll Model for WhiningRoll Model for Whining


Hash SongsHash SongsTraditional Down Down Traditional Down Down SongSong

Happy Birthday, Fuck YouHappy Birthday, Fuck You


Hash Birthday(s)Hash Birthday(s)


September 4thSeptember 4th


Hash On On OnHash On On On

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