`Aspirational currencies'? f*** off! Funny Money we used to call it. If you have to make up creative terms to describe it its probably a shortcut to `abstracting ` it, which is a really great `hack' to tricking you out of it. it btw is MONEY on that note, here's an idea.Dear Bankers,I'm moderately young, not the worst looking guy out there, package-able but would prefer it not go that direction I like my privacy. I am accomplished rather anonymously, this by for better or worse by design.My offer: you can continue to stare at the reflection in that piece of tinfoil or you stand up, go grab 5060k out of your drawer, and hand it to me.In 6 months i will have a return for you. Impatient? At the hundred mark, I will have a return for you in 3. See? Action=money. I may or may not volunteer that i will have your investment recouped but banked as that would be more my business. Then we talk real business, real scale-able .io's. or part ways with your reference.why me?3 reasons:I think in terms of scalability and portability, and re-purposing as a philosophy, not a goddamn buzzword, almost since Madison ave was trying to spell synergyI've never been wrong, or failed a partner, the inverse has proved true without exception. Still, I always have a return.I'm doing it anyway, I just wont share if you don't.It is also a condition that I attend any US or close proximity including Argentina, and the UK, any Rolling Stones performances of my choosing with a +1 as my life partner/girlfriend has first right of refusal on joining me. BTW she's pretty awesome. This last part is completely non-negotiable this can be adjusted for down the road but must be fundable via regular operating expenses dont not net 30 or 60 BS, and I am deadly serious. That said you may at your option attend with me/us, just dont cramp my style or get all touchy and shit.Regards,Ray