Funny English Mistakes From Around the World

by InnocentEnglish.com

River highway sign:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

A flush button in subway toilet:You lady will push this button before leaving.

Signs on trash cans in an amusement park:

PLEASE WASTE!

Private school:

NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

Babysitting ad by college students: "Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency."

In a zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

In an airline ticket office:

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Outside a tailor shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.

In an advertisement by a dentist:Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

On cash register:

Sorry. We can not change.

Sign in a cafeteria:

Please keep chair on position

and keep table cleaned after dying.

Special today No ice cream.

“Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses."

In a restaurant:

We serve people like you as good food!

It will take about 1 minute

to fix a hot drink.  

Please wail.

Sign in restaurant:

Our great food will never

leave you!

A sign at a small health clinic:

IF YOU SEE A WOMAN LABORING, GO TO A HOSPITAL

RIGHT AWAY!

From the instructions on an action figure toy: BEWARE OF BEING SWALLOWED BY CHILD, DUE TO SMALL PARTS!

Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT TO PREPARE FOR CRASH.

Sign in a Paris hotel:

PLEASE LEAVE

YOUR VALUES

AT THE FRONT DESK

On a yellow caution sign: CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER.

A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED

NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR.

Actually said:

My mother is an inferior decorator.

On talk show:

Julia Roberts' mouth is bigger than most Hollywood actresses.

On a blog:

Last night friends visited and

we served a nice pig dinner.

It is important to me to prevent my children from not smoking.

In a recipe:

Next, put the cabbages in salt water.

Then sit in the sink until the morning.

Actually said:

My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!