Funny Ecards to Brighten Your Day
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I hate when I have to drive someone around.
They always steal my purse’s seat.
Men: If you ever want to know what a woman’s mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open.
All. The. Time.
I’m not avoiding housework.
In fact, I run into it all the time.
We’re just not speaking to each other right now.
Children who can read are 97.8% more likely to have correctly spelled tattoos when they grow up.
Adding “and shit” at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug.
Example: “I was playing with my bubbles and shit.”
I desperately want to go camping this summer.
Preferably in a hotel. With a pool. And a spa.
Grammar is important.For instance, commas save lives.
Let’s eat grandpa.
Let’s eat, grandpa.
I don’t have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I’m doing at random times. I’ve got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops.
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs.
If you want to impress us, please shave a bear.
If I ever go missing, I want my picture on beer cans rather than milk cartons.
That way, at least my friends will know I’m missing.
I hate it when you open the fridgeand can’t find what you’re looking for.
Like happiness. And perfect abs.
Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
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