Fun Funny Questions

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Fun Funny Questions

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

Why can't donuts be square?

Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out ofthe shower you are clean?

What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovableobject?

If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed ofsmell?

Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top bythe straps?

Do people in prison celebrate halloween if so how?

Do the security guards at airports have to go through airportsecurity when they get to work?

Why are all of the !arry "otter spells in #atin if they're $nglish?

What do %reeks say when they don't understand something?

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Whogets to be king?

Do all&boys schools have girls bathrooms? onversely, do all&girls

schools have boys bathrooms?

(re children who act in rated ')' movies allowed to see them?

!ow come cats butts go up when you pet them?

What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the


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World was taken out of the water at the same time?

!ow come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?

Do the $nglish people eat $nglish muffins, or are they just calledmuffins?

!ow much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are incharge of everything outdoors?

Why does *ello have a smell when you add the powder in the water,but when it +gels+ the smell is gone?

Why are dogs noses always wet?

If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?

Why do people say +heads up+ when you should duck?

Why is it - for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but notin any other situation?

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

More Funny Questions

Why does a round pi..a come in a square bo/?

(t what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

Do bald people get Dandruff?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubblesare always white?


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Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of theirclothes?

If you get cheated by the 0etter 0usiness 0ureau, who do you

complain to?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billionstars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

an you cry under water?

Why Does "luto #ive in a dog house, eat dog food, etc but %oofy,

who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?

(re children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouthfull?

!ow come all of the planets are spherical?

!ow did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skinwouldn't just peel right off?

when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?

Why doesn't Winnie the "ooh ever get stung by the bees he messeswith?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

an you still say +"ut it where the sun don't shine + on a nudebeach?

What do people in hina call their good plates?

!ow come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos


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are brown?

Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their headon a tree all day?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to thecenter of the earth?

If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?

Why do they call him Donkey -ong if he is not a donkey?

Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when theydon't play anybody outside the 34?

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would itturn?

What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

Why do 0ritish people never sound 0ritish when they sing?

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

Do your eyes change color when you die?

Were 5ary and *oseph's surname hrist before *esus was born?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dogpile?

Silly Funny Questions

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non&fictionsection?


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!ow old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If -6 4tands for -entucky 6ried hicken, Why do they play sweet

home (labama on the comercials?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay halfprice?

What type of animal is 4nuffaluffagus?

an a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the

royal family?

Why do they call it +getting your dog fi/ed+ if afterwards it doesn'twork anymore?

Does a '5arks&(ot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

If you really could dig a hole to hina, and you did, and you fell in,would you stop in the middle because of gravity?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with theirheadlights off?

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

n %illigan's Island, how did %inger have so many different outfitswhen they were only going on a 7 hour tour?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height andweight on my driver's license?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

!ow do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?


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Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is adark scene?

What do you call male ballerinas?

!ow does 6reddy -ruger wipe his butt?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Whycan't you get honey from a plastic bee?

an bald men get lice?

Stupid Funny Questions

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes thatsomething new to eat will have materiali.ed?

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

What happens when you put hand saniti.er on a place other thenyour hand?

Why are women and men's shoe si.es different?

an you +stare off into space+ when you're in space?

Where do people in !ell tell other people to go?

Is +vice&versa+ to a dysle/ic just plain redundant?

!ow come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall but it's


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illegal to keep one as a pet?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't thatthe way we normally are?

If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice comefrom?

Is it appropriate to say +good mourning+ at a funeral?

If there's an e/ception to every rule, is there an e/ception to thatrule?

When you're caught +between a rock and a hard place+, is the rock

not hard?

Was *esus a virgin when he died?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the free.er?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

!ow important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? 8hey don't produce,get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam

What is another word for +thesaurus+?

!ave you ever had the feeling you were being watched?

4o, do you really think we evolved from apes? 4eriously?

What would you do if you were the last person on this earth?


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If you did not want to ignore something obvious, what will it be?

If you could write something to change the world, what would it be?

Strange Funny Questions

Did (dam and $ve have navels?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad atyou?

0ut when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window9

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Do atheists get insurance for acts of %od?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?

!ow come 4uperman could stop bullets with his chest, but always

ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

!ow come you press harder on a remote control when you know thebattery is dead?

!ow does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?

!ow fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're neverin darkness?

!ow is the handicapped parking situation handled at the 4peciallympics?

!ow can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hellanother?


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If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his handswith soap?

If a synchroni.ed swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to

drown?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemoncalled a yellow?

If 6ed $/ and 3"4 were to merge, would they call it 6ed 3"?

!ow many people thought of the "ost&It note before it was inventedbut just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

If :&11 is open 2; hours a day, 7


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+>uit while you're ahead+?

If 4uperglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of thetube?

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't theycall you first?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

If women ran the "entagon, would missiles and submarines beshaped differently?

If you have a friend who works for the "sychic 6riends etwork, do

you plan a surprise birthday party for them?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If the +black bo/+ survives every plane crash, why not make theentire plane out of that stuff?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe ise/panding, what is it e/panding into?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they stillgrow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice?

4hould crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

4houldn't it be called a +near hit+ rather than a +near miss+?

8here are 2; hours in a day, and 2; beers in a case oincidence?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?


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Random Funny Questions

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but

the truth and your the main witness, what if you say +no+?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down

the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half

being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is

under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could

they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do

the drinking in the states

If its 11@7A "5 Dec 71 in 8e/as and 12@7A (5 *an 1st in ew Bork

and you have a ew Bork driver's license that e/pires *an 2AA:,

does that mean your license has e/pired?

Why do we sing +)ock a bye baby+ to lull a baby to sleep when the

song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash

the cradle on the ground?

an cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol

Ceg drunk&driving if they have eaten someone who was drunk?

If one man says, +it was an uphill battle,+ and another says, +it went

downhill from there,+ how could they both be having troubles?

If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't itpossible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us,

when no one seems to be scared of 5icky 5ouse, who is bigger than

us?


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