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Noah Underwood• Noah is 12 year old boy.

He’s a very smart boy who loves to fish. He likes to help out his dad,especially when he is in jail. Noah has a little sister named Abbey. Surprisingly he was born in the back of a Chevrolet Comprise.

Abbey Underwood• Abbey is a 9 year

old girl. Did you know she is Noah’s little sister? Abbey is obnoxious and loves to bite things.

Paine Underwood• Paine is Noah’s dad,

and loves wild life. He goes to jail a lot trying to save the world. Paine was born in Florida, and loves to fish.

Donna Underwood• Donna is the

mother of Noah and Abbey. One thing she likes to do is cook. She worries about her kids too much. Donna’s job is a leaguel secretary.

Jasper Muleman Jr.

• Jasper is a bully. He is Dusty‘s son. His Friends’ name is bull. Noah hates Bull and Jasper jr. The reason why Noah hates them is because they pick on him.

Dusty Muleman• Dusty is the owner of the Coral

Queen. One thing Dusty hates is wild life. Dusty is a bad guy, he is a bad guy because he dumps toilet waste into the lake. He smokes cigars. He wares a fruit t-shirt. Dusty is small and flabbier than ever.he has shifty grey eyes.

Lice Peeking • Lice drinks a lot. He’s gross

and unpolite. He lives in a trailer and is hung-over almost every night. He smokes a lot. Did you know that Lice is really skinny?

Shelly• Shelly has a barb wire tattoo. The tattoo

makes her look big and tough like a cowboy. Even though she doesn’t have kids she still likes them. Shelly works on the Coral Queen.