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G.W.&CREWautumn 2004
the flip-flop.there’s no denying it. this is the year of the flip-flop.
and during this election season, there is one candidate who’s
got more flip-flops than palm beach on a hot summer day.
and guess what? it’s not john kerry.
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"I don'tthink youcan win it
[the war onterror]."
- George W. BushAug, 2004
"We meet today in atime of war
for our country,a war we did
not start yet onethat we will win."
- George W. BushAug, 2004
warthe
onterrorflip-flop
kick some ass.let the “red,white and blue” add
some style to your swagger. With the
bold, brazen styling of this flip-flop
you just can’t lose! or can you? no,
you can’t. wait, maybe you can.
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In May,2002Mr. Bushopposed thecreation ofThe Sept. 11thCommittee
9/11commissionthe
flip-flop
Bowing topressure
from victims'families,Mr. Bush
reversed hisposition.
the ladies’ man.the ultimate weather-resistant
flip-flop. whether you are resisting
the creation of a commission,
or you are resisting questioning by
that very same commission.
a favorite amongst the ladies,
especially the widows of 9/11.
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Mr. Bushinitially
opposedcreatinga new
Departmentof Homeland
Security.
homelandsecuritythe
flip-flop
Mr. Bushreversed
himself andbacked the
largestexpansion ofthe federalgovernmentsince 1949.
safety in colors.this versatile flip-flop is available
in a variety of colors to suit your
many moods. with our exciting
palette, you can change your mind
as often as you like. choose from
terror-ific colors like “severe red”,
“low green” and “elevated yellow”.
severe high low
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"I'm notso sure
the role of theUnited States
is to go aroundthe worldand say,
'This is the wayit's got to be.'”
- George W. Bush2000
The U.S. iscurrently
involved innation
building ona scale
unseen sinceimmediately
followingWorld War II.
nationbuilding
the
flip-flop
why tread carefully?the perfect flip-flop for jet-setting
world-travel. don’t let the slumping
economy or rising poverty keep
you at home. take a stylish walk
abroad and show those barbaric
foreigners* how to run their countries
the “american way”.
*not available in iran, north korea, or to anyother dictatorships with nuclear capabilities.
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wmdthe
flip-flop
“Wefound theweaponsof mass
destruction.We foundbiological
laboratories”- George W. Bush
May, 2003
“I recognizewe didn'tfind the
stockpiles[of weapons]
we all thoughtwere there.” - George W. Bush
Sept, 2004
a timeless classic.an international “favourite” and sure
to remain current for many seasons
to come. this flip-flop is the ideal
excuse for spending a lazy day at
the ranch, or sacrificing the lives
of american soldiers by invading a
country that never attacked you.
SPECIAL
SALE PRICE!
$ 200BILLION
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gaythe
marriageflip-flop
In 2000,regardingsame-sexmarriages
Mr. Bush saysthat states
“can do whatthey want todo” on the
issue.
Four yearslater, Bush supports a
ConstitutionalAmendmentpreventingstates from“doing whatthey want
to do”.
step on theconstitution in style.you can’t rewrite the constitution
and strip people of their basic
rights, looking like a “girlie-man”.
that’s why this ultra-masculine
flip-flop is right for you. It’s hip and
fashionable. And you can bet,
it ain’t designed by no fag!
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Mr. Bushimposed
30 percenttariffs on
foreign steelproducts fromEurope and
other nationsin March 2002.
Twenty-onemonths later,
Mr. Bushbetrayed thesteel industry
and rescindedthe steel tariffs.
freetrade
the
flip-flop
made in china.while american steel-workers tend
to favor heavy-duty construction
boots, their savvy european and
asian counterparts can’t get enough
of this lightweight, duty-free flip flop.
f no taxes or shippingfees on international orders.
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In 1999,Mr. Bush
said PresidentClinton “must
jawboneOPEC members
to lowerprices.”
gaspricethe
flip-flop
Today,Mr. Bush
shows no signsof trying to
“jawbone” OPEC,even as pricestop a record
level of$50/barrel.
the favoriteof saudi princes.whether you’re a big-time texas
oil tycoon or member of the
middle-eastern ruling class, this
flip-flop is an absolute “must-have”
for 2004. the fact that it goes so
perfectly with tax-incentives
promoting the sale of gas-guzzling
suv’s, is a “super plus”!
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Mr. Bushinitially opposedMcCain-Feingold
campaignfinance
reform limitingsoft money
contributions.
Mr. Bushlater signed
McCain-Feingoldinto law.
campaignfinance
the
flip-flop
soft as money.nothing comforts quite like
the feel of soft money. which is
why this flip-flop makes the
perfect gift for the man who has
everything and still wants more.
just remember, whatever you do,
don’t call it a “contribution”.
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saddamthe
“You can't distinguishbetweenal Qaeda
andSaddamwhen youtalk aboutthe war on
terror...”- George W. Bush
Sept, 2002
“We'vehad no
evidencethat
SaddamHussein
was involvedwith
September11th."
- George W. BushSept, 2004
flip-flop
take a cake-walk.saddam was the mastermind
behind 9/11. the iraqis will welcome
us as liberators. the world is flat.
when you put style ahead of
substance with this fashionable
flip-flop, you just can’t go wrong.
no matter what the facts prove.
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termsPlease read carefully: "To announce that there must be no criticism of the
president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only
unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
-- Theodore Roosevelt, May 7, 1918
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