Fifi's Bridesmaids Seminar
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Everything you‟ve always wanted to
know about being a bridesmaid, but
was afraid to ask ....
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The art of catching the bouquet
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The Boom Gate
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The Face Mask
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The Chicken Wing
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Crouching Tiger, hidden Bridesmaid
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Always be prepared for Custard Arm
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The “three second” rule
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Be humble....
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o Avoid all attempts at jokes
o “It‟s an honour to be Jane‟s bridesmaid, I was
thrilled to be asked. It‟ll also be an honour to be
her bridesmaid at her next wedding....”
o “I accidentally walked into the men‟s bathroom
and saw the groom‟s father. Let‟s just say, I can
see where Darren gets it from. I mean ..
Alarming!
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o Be careful of backhanded compliments
o “You‟re so lucky to have found a guy so genuine
and down to earth. It‟s rate these days to find a
man who‟s more interested in personality than
looks!”
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o Never mention the „D‟ word
o “How good does the groom look? I‟ll tell you
what, as soon as you two get Divorced, I‟m
having a crack!”
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o Don‟t make the speech about you ...
o “Best of luck to both of you. And just before I
finish, I have one more little present for you ...
I‟m pregnant! So I‟d like to propose a toast to
the bride and groom and my new baby – cheers!
Oooohhh, I think I just felt a kick, does anyone
want a feel?”
o In short, do not out-shine the bride and
steal her thunder
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You want to look good, butt...
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You want to look made up, but not perfect ...
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Always have something in your teeth ...
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Over-do your spray tan
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People you can’t pick up ...
The bride‟s brother
The groom‟s brother
Anyone‟s dad
The bride‟s ex
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People you can’t pick up ...
Definitely do not pick up the Priest
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People you can pick up ...
A waiter
A member of the band
The MC
This guy ....
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Have a moment with the groom, but don‟t
steal a moment from the bride ...
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Boring ...
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Harmless fun...
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