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Paw Print Volume 13, Issue 4 February 2013 In the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting that killed 26 people, including 20 children, the issue of gun control has taken center stage in politics. Furthermore, the issue of ensur- ing the safety of children while at school has incited debate among conservatives and liberals, alike. On January 16, President Obama announced his plans to tackle gun control, including measures to be put to vote in Congress and execu- tive actions. Executive actions are not to be confused with executive orders, as actions simply lay out a president’s agenda, as opposed to orders which bypass congressional affirmation within executive pow- ers. According to the White House website, Obama is calling on Con- gress to reinstate a ban on high- capacity ammunition magazines, strengthen background checks on gun purchases, and make access to mental health care more readily available, among other things. Some of his 23 executive ac- tions include starting a national campaign to promote safe and re- sponsible gun ownership, issuing a Presidential Memorandum to the Center for Disease Control to research gun violence, and clarify- ing that the Affordable Care Act allows for doctors to ask their pa- tients about guns in the household. In response Obama’s an- nouncement, Julia Huebner ‘16 said, “I think Obama’s agenda was expertly planned. I also believe in mandatory mental health screen- ing for school aged children that every state would require just as it requires vaccinations.” The latter is not a proposal of Obama’s, but goes in hand with his desire for easier access to mental health care. Many parents and students fo- cused on the measures that are meant to increase safety in schools. A week after the Newtown trage- Control guns, make schools safer By Stephanie Greene Editor-in-Chief dy, the National Rifle Association, which is largely seen as Obama’s and, more largely, Democrats’ main opposition to gun control reform, called for armed guards to be in schools. In an interview on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Obama said that he was “skeptical that the only answer is putting more guns in schools.” In unveiling his plans for increased security he was a little less skep- tical about the benefits of hav- ing armed guards in schools. He asked, according to the New York Times, Congress to consider legis- lation to fund programs aimed at training school officials, police of- ficers, and first responders on how to properly and effectively handle situations with armed attackers. Obama also pushed for con- gress to fund 30 million dollars worth of grants to states to help schools develop plans for emer- gencies. One of the executive ac- tions is to incentivize the hiring of school resource officers, who are police officers assigned to a school. Obama’s plans for gun control have been criticized as a violation of the second amendment. Senior Deniz Tatargil’s views on the is- sue align more with the NRA than Obama: “People have an ethi- cal right to their life, liberty, and property, and all three warrant the ownership and use of a gun. To re- strict guns is to infringe upon in- dividuals’ lives by removing their selected means of self defense, liberty by restricting their actions, and property by confiscating their guns.Debate about the constitu- tionality of gun law has brought about a dialogue revolving around mental health, which some say is the root cause of gun violence, not the guns themselves. This is likely why Obama wants the CDC to complete more research on the cause of gun violence. Chicagoans know the effects of gun violence all too well, as 2012 saw over 500 homicides and in the start of the new year, 42 homicides have been recorded, as reported by the Chicago Tribune. Tayler Smith ‘13 said, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill peo- ple,” implying that this might not be an issue that can be solved by governmental action. In an attempt to lower the num- ber of homicides here at home, according to the Chicago Tribune, Chicago police officers will stop responding in-person to calls that do not pose an immediate threat, such as car thefts and property damage, to have more officers pa- trolling the streets. Payton students might think that gun control and school safety measures will play themselves out on the national and state levels, but changes are already being made to security practices within the build- ing. (For more information, see page 3.) Officer Mendoza monitors the security cameras at the entrance to Payton. Photo by Stephanie Greene New technologies debut at Consumer Electronics Show By Mia Johnson Staff Writer This year’s Consumer Electron- ics Show pulled in an audience of 150,000 attendees at the Las Vegas Convention Center from January 8 to January 11. At the Consumer Electronics Show, it’s all about going above and beyond technol- ogy standards. All sorts of gadgets were shown off at the CES, from cell phones to refrigerators. Smart phones can step aside, because the smart glasses of the future have arrived. Competitor to Google’s version of smart glasses, the Vuzix M100 smart glasses is a sophisticated device that runs An- droid operating system 4.0 and al- lows you to view and capture vid- eos and make calls, all controlled by your eye movements. If you’re not sold by the glass- es, and want a unique phone with top-of-the-line features, then Sam- sung might have the right phone for you. Unlike others, this phone defies the rigid build of normal, ev- eryday phones by becoming a flex- ible, foldable device. Unfortunate- ly, this is only a prototype, and you will have to wait some time before technology like this is put on the market. But Samsung did not stop at their twistable Window’s mobile phone, the South Korean based company unveiled their 110 inch Ultra HD television as a part of the new generation of televisions known as 4k. This crystal-clear display is nothing to miss, but if you’re willing to buy it, you will have to dish out 40 million Korean won (roughly $38,000). Tablets dominated the comput- er world at CES, many featuring Window’s new operating system Windows 8, whose interface is designed to work best with touch screen devices. The Lenovo Idea- Pad Yoga 11S combines the best of both worlds: tablets and laptops, featuring a swivel touch-screen. Among the more conventional laptop computers are the Samsung Series 7 Chronos and Sony Vaio T15, both with 15-inch HD touch- capable screens. Sony’s laptop can be purchased for $950. Among other weird yet note- worthy technologies at the CES: a watch that alerts you of calls, texts, and emails; a fork that mea- sures how long it takes you to eat your meal, and will vibrate if you eat too fast; and a refrigerator, an- other product by Samsung, with a LCD display integrated with Evernote and other various apps. The technology of the future is definitely here, and many of these items will be available to buy very soon. Sadly, there are still no signs of flying cars or hoverboards. SEE INSIDE Is one the loneliest number? …..page 4 Belcaster’s Throne of Chairs….page 7 Preparing for Summer….page 8 Ask Grizabella …..page 12 Samsung’s flexible prototype phone is one of the many odd gadgets displayed at CES this year. Photo courtesy of cnet.com

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Paw PrintVolume 13, Issue 4 February 2013

In the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting that killed 26 people, including 20 children, the issue of gun control has taken center stage in politics. Furthermore, the issue of ensur-ing the safety of children while at school has incited debate among conservatives and liberals, alike. On January 16, President Obama announced his plans to tackle gun control, including measures to be put to vote in Congress and execu-tive actions. Executive actions are not to be confused with executive orders, as actions simply lay out a president’s agenda, as opposed to orders which bypass congressional affirmation within executive pow-ers.

According to the White House website, Obama is calling on Con-gress to reinstate a ban on high-capacity ammunition magazines, strengthen background checks on gun purchases, and make access to mental health care more readily available, among other things.

Some of his 23 executive ac-tions include starting a national campaign to promote safe and re-sponsible gun ownership, issuing a Presidential Memorandum to the Center for Disease Control to research gun violence, and clarify-ing that the Affordable Care Act allows for doctors to ask their pa-tients about guns in the household.

In response Obama’s an-nouncement, Julia Huebner ‘16 said, “I think Obama’s agenda was expertly planned. I also believe in mandatory mental health screen-ing for school aged children that every state would require just as it requires vaccinations.”

The latter is not a proposal of Obama’s, but goes in hand with his desire for easier access to mental health care.

Many parents and students fo-cused on the measures that are meant to increase safety in schools. A week after the Newtown trage-

Control guns, make schools saferBy Stephanie Greene Editor-in-Chief

dy, the National Rifle Association, which is largely seen as Obama’s and, more largely, Democrats’ main opposition to gun control reform, called for armed guards to be in schools.

In an interview on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Obama said that he was “skeptical that the only answer is putting more guns in schools.” In unveiling his plans for increased security he was a little less skep-tical about the benefits of hav-ing armed guards in schools. He asked, according to the New York Times, Congress to consider legis-lation to fund programs aimed at training school officials, police of-ficers, and first responders on how to properly and effectively handle situations with armed attackers.

Obama also pushed for con-gress to fund 30 million dollars worth of grants to states to help schools develop plans for emer-gencies. One of the executive ac-tions is to incentivize the hiring

of school resource officers, who are police officers assigned to a school.

Obama’s plans for gun control have been criticized as a violation of the second amendment. Senior Deniz Tatargil’s views on the is-sue align more with the NRA than Obama: “People have an ethi-cal right to their life, liberty, and property, and all three warrant the ownership and use of a gun. To re-strict guns is to infringe upon in-dividuals’ lives by removing their selected means of self defense, liberty by restricting their actions, and property by confiscating their guns.”

Debate about the constitu-tionality of gun law has brought about a dialogue revolving around mental health, which some say is the root cause of gun violence, not the guns themselves. This is likely why Obama wants the CDC to complete more research on the cause of gun violence.

Chicagoans know the effects of gun violence all too well, as 2012 saw over 500 homicides and in the start of the new year, 42 homicides have been recorded, as reported by the Chicago Tribune.

Tayler Smith ‘13 said, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill peo-ple,” implying that this might not be an issue that can be solved by governmental action.

In an attempt to lower the num-ber of homicides here at home, according to the Chicago Tribune, Chicago police officers will stop responding in-person to calls that do not pose an immediate threat, such as car thefts and property damage, to have more officers pa-trolling the streets.

Payton students might think that gun control and school safety measures will play themselves out on the national and state levels, but changes are already being made to security practices within the build-ing. (For more information, see page 3.)

Officer Mendoza monitors the security cameras at the entrance to Payton.Photo by Stephanie Greene

New technologies debut at Consumer Electronics ShowBy Mia JohnsonStaff Writer

This year’s Consumer Electron-ics Show pulled in an audience of 150,000 attendees at the Las Vegas Convention Center from January 8 to January 11. At the Consumer Electronics Show, it’s all about going above and beyond technol-ogy standards. All sorts of gadgets were shown off at the CES, from cell phones to refrigerators.

Smart phones can step aside, because the smart glasses of the future have arrived. Competitor to Google’s version of smart glasses, the Vuzix M100 smart glasses is a sophisticated device that runs An-droid operating system 4.0 and al-lows you to view and capture vid-eos and make calls, all controlled by your eye movements.

If you’re not sold by the glass-es, and want a unique phone with top-of-the-line features, then Sam-sung might have the right phone for you. Unlike others, this phone defies the rigid build of normal, ev-eryday phones by becoming a flex-ible, foldable device. Unfortunate-ly, this is only a prototype, and you will have to wait some time before technology like this is put on the market. But Samsung did not stop at their twistable Window’s mobile phone, the South Korean based company unveiled their 110 inch Ultra HD television as a part of the new generation of televisions known as 4k. This crystal-clear display is nothing to miss, but if you’re willing to buy it, you will have to dish out 40 million Korean won (roughly $38,000).

Tablets dominated the comput-er world at CES, many featuring Window’s new operating system Windows 8, whose interface is designed to work best with touch screen devices. The Lenovo Idea-Pad Yoga 11S combines the best of both worlds: tablets and laptops, featuring a swivel touch-screen. Among the more conventional laptop computers are the Samsung Series 7 Chronos and Sony Vaio T15, both with 15-inch HD touch-capable screens. Sony’s laptop can be purchased for $950.

Among other weird yet note-worthy technologies at the CES: a watch that alerts you of calls, texts, and emails; a fork that mea-sures how long it takes you to eat your meal, and will vibrate if you eat too fast; and a refrigerator, an-other product by Samsung, with a LCD display integrated with Evernote and other various apps. The technology of the future is definitely here, and many of these items will be available to buy very soon. Sadly, there are still no signs of flying cars or hoverboards.

SEE INSIDE

Is one the loneliest number? …..page 4

Belcaster’s Throne of Chairs….page 7

Preparing for Summer….page 8

Ask Grizabella …..page 12Samsung’s flexible prototype phone is one of the many odd gadgets displayed at CES this year.

Photo courtesy of cnet.com

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Paw Print2 l What’s Happening?! PAW PRINT February 2013

Walter Payton College Preparatory High School

1034 North Wells StreetChicago IL 60610

phone: (773) 534-0034fax: (773) 534-0035

www.wpcp.org

Principal: Tim DevineAssistant Principals: Michele Washington David Adamji

EDITORS-IN-CHIEFStephanie GreeneMia Vitale

LAYOUT EDITORSMia JohnsonMia Vitale

PHOTO EDITORAlyssa Estrada

SPORTS EDITORMatt Cullen

SECTION EDITORSPeter Bied, Ariel Colon, Leah Steans-Gail, Distribution/ExchangeLucas Binion, Op/Ed Edis Gradjan,EntertainmentPatrick Hurd, News BriefsSam Kelly, FeaturesNatalia Soler, News

PAW PRINT STAFFEdward BresnahanClare CalkinsAlexander ChongNaomi FrankelTrystan GilbertSela Gordon Theodore MasonNatalie MendenhallEsmé Naumes-GivensJacqueline OrloffNora RombalskiEric SantosEmily Shepherd Negatwa TewodrosNatalie TorresJessica Zou

FACULTY ADVISORMichelle Mowery

On January 27, 1945 Soviet forces entered the Auschwitz con-centration camp in Poland and liberated the 7,000 prisoners still being held there. 68 years later on the same day, the Illinois Ho-locaust Museum in Skokie held a remembrance for the liberation of Auschwitz, the largest concentra-tion camp ever established by the Nazis.

In partnership with the Illinois Holocaust and Genocide Com-mission, this remembrance was to honor all the victims of the Holocaust, as well as those who have fallen to genocide through the years. The Museum secured humanitarian and activist Carl Wilkins as the keynote speaker. Wilkins was the only American to stay in the Rwandan city of Kigali during the genocide of Rwanda in 1994.

According to museum docent Essie Landsman, the museum was built in Skokie because after WWII, the largest number of Ho-locaust survivors moved there. In the 1970s, a group of Neo-Nazis marched on Skokie. After the march, the citizens of Skokie built the museum to make sure it never happened again.

The permanent exhibit at the museum, the Karkomi, is the main attraction there. The Karkomi tells the story of all the Jews, Gypsies, Slavs, and others that died during the Holocaust. The museum gath-ered old artifacts and photos, as well as videos of survivors to tell this story.

But, the Karkomi isn’t Mrs. Landsman’s favorite part of the museum. She said, “The museum works together. At the very heart of it is the role individuals play; the importance of standing up for what is right.”

It’s February, and that means Black History Month. This is a very important month for not just the black community, but the en-tire United States of America. Throughout our nation’s long his-tory, black people have played a pivotal role in shaping our coun-try’s policies and cultural norms. From people like Dr. Martin Lu-ther King Jr. to Reverend Jesse Jackson, black people have be-come influential in today’s soci-ety.

The black community has overcome America’s racist roots to play a prominent role in our country. Our country is 60 years out of segregation of public plac-es and has twice elected a black President.

Black History Month started out as “Negro History Week,” the idea of several prominent black historians. Every US President since 1976 has designated Feb-ruary as Black History Month.

Since then, other countries around the world, including Canada and the United Kingdom, have desig-nated months to be Black History Month.

Malcolm X and and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were major civil rights activists.

Photo courtesy of nutmeg.east-ernct.eduThe Illinois Holocaust Museum

explains the story of the holo-caust through interactive exhibi-tions.

Photo courtesy of en.wikipedia.org

The Senior Parent Dinner in January had approximately 200 siblings and parents in attendance for dinner and a senior talent show, sponsored by the Senior Steering Committee.

Photo courtesy of Senior Steering Committee

Illinois Holocaust Museum remembers the liberation of AuschwitzBy Sam KellyStaff Writer

Black History Month marches in By Sam KellyStaff Writer

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Ms. Washington and Officer Watkins share classified informationBy Natalie MendenhallStaff Writer The Sandy Hook tragedy has caused Chicago Public Schools to change many security measures. But are we really safer? There have been consecutive school shootings each week after the Sandy Hook Tragedy, and Chicago alone had 513 homicides last year, making Chicago the most dangerous city to live in. It is clear the issue is bigger than school safety. With gun legislation laws being debated in Congress, the real question is -- how do we as a society reach a point of safety? We interviewed both Assistant Principal Washington and Head of Security Judy Watkins to see how happenings on the national scale are affecting us here at Payton.Paw Print: What are some of the new security measures?Ms. Washington: “One of the newest security measures is in the morning from 6: 00 a.m. to 6:30 a.m. the doors are locked. We un-lock the door at 7:00 a.m. and at 8:15 a.m. we lock the door again. Also in the afternoon, after 4:00 p.m. everyone must use the front entrance. If you’re on a sports team, you must be escorted by a coach back into the building. Also, more random bag checks in the metal detectors on school days as opposed to just events, like school dances.”PP: What are the biggest compari-sons between the two policies?MW: “The biggest comparison, I think, is awareness. We are all aware of the areas that need more attention.”PP: What are your top five safety tips for Payton Students in gen-eral?MW: “1. Be aware of your surroundings. 2. Keep your valuables with you, I would even say leave your valu-ables at home. 3. Don’t carry large sums of money. Some people have more money than Ms. Washing-ton. [Laughs] 4. When you’re out in the community, any community, turn your earphones down. People look for vulnerable people to at-tack. 5. Always walk in groups.”PP: Clearly Payton is different from many CPS schools; what are some of the differences?MW: “When we [students] were in elementary school, we were looked at as the different kids because of our ability or maybe our skills. But here we are all the same, even though we all come from different parts of the city. But because we are all the same yet different, that’s what makes us so safe. For example, kids here turn in credit cards, wallets, phones -- again leave their valuables at home -- but that’s what kids at Payton do. And when I drop my books I know people aren’t go-ing to kick them -- they are going to help me. I think that culture of feeling safe and feeling like a fam-ily is what makes us feel safe inter-nally, although externally there are different elements going on.”PP: In 2012 in Chicago there were 513 homicides. Given these num-bers, do you feel as though CPS should have boosted security mea-sures a long time ago?

MW: “Most of those didn’t have to do with school security. Human nature and human behavior is as such. Humans don’t take preven-tative measures, until something tragic happens. For example, be-fore 9/11 there wasn’t code or-ange. When something like Sandy Hook happened, where you have little baby kids, right before the holidays, and then the teachers, you throw all of that into the mix and you’re touching the hearts of so many people. That’s when people start to think, ‘Well, what is being done to protect me?’ This is something that people identify with. Everybody has been a first grader, and a large percentage of the population celebrates Christ-mas. I don’t think that number has anything to do with security mea-sures, although the statistics are just sickening.”PP: What would you say to stu-dents or parents who think these security measures are a hassle?MW: “Well, it’s not so much the parents because they don’t mind making sure that their most pre-cious joy is being perfected and safe. They are generally okay showing their ID and taking the front entrance. Parents and staff and visitors are okay with that. And a lot of these security mea-sures we were told to implement by CPS security.”PP: Do you think the media cov-erage publicized the shooting and killers more than the problems?MW: “Human nature says that people are interested in tragedies. That’s why we have gapers delays on the highways when there is an accident; people want to look, but they don’t really want to get involved. That’s why the media gives us the details. The media builds up this shock value to shock not only our bodies, but our sys-tems. It causes the general popula-tion to respond.”PP: If the Sandy Hook incident were to happen in areas of the city with a high violence rate, would it get as much attention?MW: “I would say yes because a child is a child, and although some impoverished areas have a higher rate of violent crimes... I don’t know anybody who feels it’s okay to murder children. It’s not like it’s the lottery. Regardless of the neighborhood no one wants to see children, or teachers, or people who dedicate their lives to service get hurt. I think it would have got-ten just as much publicity.”PP: What do you think could be

done to prevent these tragedies?MW: “Number one, I think the first thing we need to do from birth is teach our children sensitivity. People need to get the mental help they need, and people would never know they need help just from looking at a person. Number two, we need to staff our schools with full time nurses, counselors, social workers that can focuses of social issues. Yes, we have our college counselors, but we need people to support the emotional part in this school.”PP: Thank you for your time.

Paw Print: Officer Watkins, what is your security background?JW: “Served nine years in the military: Army Special Forces 80s -90s. I was in the Special Forces unit, which included a psycho-logical endeavor. I was the one that convinced the enemy to sur-render. After coming back , I had a few other jobs, mostly working with children. I went to apply for my security license, and I was contracted by a Security Agency. When my supervisor was sick I took over for six months and se-cured buildings like Fifth Third Bank [Now Chase], many differ-ent executive buildings, even one that held Mayor Daley. In 2005 I came to Payton, and last year I be-came the head of security.”PP: What are the differences be-tween the old security measures and the new security measures?JW: “The security was different. The atmosphere was more relaxed, and it needed to be improved. A lot of behind the scenes issues oc-curred, and maybe that was mostly

because people didn’t really know how to address those issues. Five years ago, the atmosphere was to-tally different.”PP: Clearly Payton is different than other CPS schools. What are some of the differences?JW: “Payton has a different feel; to me; it’s more of a family. I be-lieve that students have a different atmosphere and staff feels safe. We don’t have particular incidents where it sticks out. Our problems are handled internally. Not trying to dog security but a lot people don’t know what to do, and it all comes down to training. I am familiar with the area; Cabrini Green, is right around the corner. I would go out into the neighbor-hoods and the locals know who I am. I shop and eat local; some-times I’ll see the students. Also in schools I always try to support the local the sales or charities.”PP: What are your top five safety tips for students?JW: “Good question, love that one.1.Be aware of your environ-ment, meaning do not listen to music with your headphones. Pay attention to people around you. Say hello to people, even if they don’t say hello back; it lets that person know you are aware. 2. Put all money in your front pocket. Try not to use your cell phone when walking. Do not let people see anything of value. 3. Always walk with a group; there is power in numbers. 4. Be careful of peo-ple who ask for change. It is never safe to pull out money in public. If you don’t have change you just don’t have it. It may be harsh, but safety first. 5. When leaving school, leave as early as possible. Always look at things from a light stand point. Also never take short-cuts and walk in an open area.”PP: In 2012 there were 513, homi-cides; do you believe CPS should have boosted security measures a long time ago?JW: “I think it should have been done earlier. You don’t wait for something to happen. On the oth-er hand, you don’t want to jump the gun. I think it depends on the school, where they are. It is al-ways better to be up on security measures.”PP: What would you say to par-ents and students who think these

security measures are a hassle?JW: “I would say that these se-curity measures are necessary to secure safety. We aren’t living in the same world. People are hun-gry, and I don’t just mean that in the literal sense, but people are greedy and don’t value human life. I would also add that everything happens for a reason. These mea-sures were discussed in length, by a committee.”PP: What do you think of the me-dia publicizing these shootings?JW: “I do, at this moment, think [these shootings] are the ‘fad’ they are not giving us the other side; [the media] are not giving us the why. I think that the police know why, but the public doesn’t want to know why. Everybody wants their fifteen minutes of fame. I still believe, however, it is a matter of morals. Human life isn't a cher-ished thing anymore.” PP: How do you feel about gun legislation?JW: “In Chicago, I truly believe we need to have stricter gun laws. We need people who are mentally stable. People are being killed by their mother and father. People may not say it’s the weapon. You know people kill people not guns, but that is not true at all.”PP: If the Sandy Hook incident were to happen in areas of the city with documented violence, would it get as much attention?JW: “Well, yes because the be-cause of the timing [Christmas time] I think it would have re-ceived equal coverage. Without the timing, that’s another story.”PP: Anything else you would like to add?JW: “There are things I would like to do at Payton: a program about safety, at home, in my community. Also keeping your family safe. Knowing what to do when it’s not just you in a safety situation. You never know when you may have to take the lead.”

Officer Watkins and Natalie Mendenhall discuss security issues at Payton in the wake of the recent school shootings nationwide.

Photo by Mia Johnson

Officer Watkins and Assistant Principal Washington review security measures daily and coordinate with the rest of the security team at Payton.

Photo by Natalie Mendenhall

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NoBy Edis Gradjan Staff Writer

Picture yourself sitting idly by and relaxing, letting the world pass you by as you bask in the comfort of your own home. These moments can only come when you’re alone and not being both-ered by the world around you. You simply can’t experience moments like these when you’re committed to a relationship. Being single is not always the worst thing in the world; it allows you to allot time for yourself and bear no respon-sibilities towards another person. Ultimately, being single is better than being in a relationship.

Once you become committed to a relationship, your alone time is cut almost in half. No longer can you go hang out with your “buds,” as most of your social time is gone, or in other words spent with your partner. Think about it, it’s Friday night, all of your friends are hang-ing out, and you’re stuck baby-sitting your girlfriend’s brother, while she does her hair for hours. Once you commit yourself to a relationship, you become a caged bird, withering away as time pass-es you by. Now if you want this

lifestyle for yourself, then by all means go ahead, but no sir, not for me.

The “single life” is also a lot less expensive, your money isn’t being spent on anyone but your-self, and that can always save a few bucks here and there for more important things you may need later on. Committing to a long term relationship will have you go broke. You constantly have to try to impress your significant other by showering them with gifts on birthdays, holidays, and “anniver-saries.” The costs rack up, and at one point, the bill from Macy’s will end up looking like a gas bill.

Relationships can sometimes be great, but most of the time, it’s a constant burden on your shoulders to impress your significant other. You usually find yourself running all over the place, trying to get the attention of your partner, but most of the time, the relationship gets sour, and you find yourself alone and all of your friends have aban-doned you a long time ago. There-fore, stick to being single, you're probably better off.

YesBy Peter BiedStaff Writer

Relationships are great; it’s like having a best friend who’s always there for you, and you can confide in them. Your partner will always be honest with you, and you can be yourself around them. Your significant other provides support for you and is there for you when friends may not be. Feeling loved and being in love is one of the best feelings one can experience. Hav-ing companionship and intimacy between you and someone else is fulfilling; it’s as if you have anoth-er person completing you.

Furthermore, being in a rela-tionship can be a positive learning experience. Your partner is a great person to share new experiences with, like trying new foods or go-ing out somewhere you normally wouldn’t think to go to. But not only can you learn more about new things around you, you can also learn more about yourself. Relationships help you find out more about your interests and de-sires. I now enjoy long walks on the beach, sad movies and writing poetry. Building off of that, you can improve yourself through your

partner. It’s true that once you’re in a

relationship, you won’t have as much time for yourself. But per-sonally, I don’t enjoy being a her-mit, so I have no qualms with al-ways having someone to hang out with. And it’s not like you won’t be able to hang out with your friends anymore; most girlfriends are down with going out with you and your friends. I’m not going to lie to you, girlfriends are a bit ex-pensive. However, it's so worth it. I’m fine with paying for a few din-ners here and there in exchange for happiness and love.

If those reasons don’t appeal to you, at the end of the day you always have someone to hook up with. Plus, you can change your Facebook relationship status to “in a relationship,” and who doesn’t want that?

The ongoing dilemma: people with straight hair always want curly hair, and people with curly hair always want straight hair. No one wants what they have, and everyone thinks what the other person has is better. Everyone’s reason for their decision is always the same: curly hair is always too difficult to deal with and straight hair is too plain. These Payton stu-dents not only have beautiful hair, but also have beautiful opinions on the matter when asked, “Curly or Straight Hair?”

As Valentine’s Day approaches, love is in the air. From “balladgrams” sold by the Granada trip to Hallmark greeting cards, we are surrounded by thoughts of relationships.

Photos by Alyssa Estrada

“Curly of course. You can do more with straight hair but curly has more character.”

-Julia Monk ‘13

“I think that straight hair is better because it is more manage-able. However, I like having the option of being able to wear my hair either curly or straight.”

-Rachel Collins ‘14

“Both. I wear my hair curly in the summer and straighten it in the fall. Straight hair is usually per-ceived as better because it is the norm, but it is just more manage-able. Straight hair is not something you value, but it is about matura-tion and knowing yourself.”

-Ms. Batiste

“If I had a nickel for every time someone came and stroked my hair when I was growing out my Jew fro, I could start my own salon. Curly hair is just sexier. It’s a fact.”

-Edan Eingal ‘13

“Both. I’m like Miley Cyrus, I get the best of both worlds.”

-Malcolm Lord ‘13

Want to wake up early in the morning but can’t stop hitting the snooze button? There are some easy ways to beat the sleep. The problem with an alarm is that all you have to do is roll over and hit snooze. So why not elimi-nate the rolling over? An easy way to get up early is to simply move your alarm away from your bed-side. This way you have to physi-cally get out of bed to turn it off. By then you’re up and ready to go. “It is really hard to wake up sometimes. I even hit the snooze button in my sleep,” said Rene Pa-lacios ‘13. Still finding yourself exhaust-ed from the new transition? The simple and common solution is to splash your face with cold water. Try taking it step-by-step and

waking up a couple minutes ear-lier each day until you hit your target time. Either way you’ll find yourself becoming accustomed to it eventually. How about when you sleep right through your alarm? Keep yourself on your toes and change the ringtone on your alarm so you don’t get used to it. It may be an-noying having to change it every night, but it will definitely help. Knowing that you are going to wake up early makes you want to go to sleep early which with all the homework is not very easy. Because you are getting to school earlier, presumably, you can finish some of that homework then. Waking up early may be dif-ficult at first, but the transition is definitely worth it.

Dominique James ‘13 counts sheep to relieve the stress of senior year. Photo by Eric Santos

Point/Counterpoint: Is one the loneliest number?

The early bird gets the wormBy Eric Santos Staff Writer

Straight or Curly: Which style is more appealing?By Trystan GilbertStaff Writer

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As Valentine’s Day approaches, love is in the air. From “balladgrams” sold by the Granada trip to Hallmark greeting cards, we are surrounded by thoughts of relationships.

“I think that straight hair is better because it is more manage-able. However, I like having the option of being able to wear my hair either curly or straight.”

-Rachel Collins ‘14

“Both. I wear my hair curly in the summer and straighten it in the fall. Straight hair is usually per-ceived as better because it is the norm, but it is just more manage-able. Straight hair is not something you value, but it is about matura-tion and knowing yourself.”

-Ms. Batiste

“If I had a nickel for every time someone came and stroked my hair when I was growing out my Jew fro, I could start my own salon. Curly hair is just sexier. It’s a fact.”

-Edan Eingal ‘13

Point/Counterpoint: Is one the loneliest number?

Photos by Trystan Gilbert

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It’s that time of year again, Oscar nominations. The 85th Academy Awards has a rich ar-ray of movies nominated. Seth MacFarlean, “Family Guy” cre-ator, will be hosting the event. The movie “Lincoln” received the most nominations, twelve in-cluding best director, actor, and picture. “Life of Pi” came in sec-ond with eleven nominations. The more surprising nomina-tions came in the Best Direct-ing category where Tom Hooper

It has arrived: Led Zeppelin’s “Celebration Day.” The ultimate package containing two CDs and a Blu-Ray disc detailing that des-tined night of reunion five years ago in London’s O2 Arena. This was the return of the loudest, heaviest rock band that has ever graced the Earth. Led Zeppelin, and everything associated with it -- sex, drugs, entourage, etc. -- was a mighty, unrivaled presence that couldn’t be tamed in the late 60s and early to mid 70s.

With Led Zeppelin came swag-ger: Jimmy Page, his low slung Les Paul churning out brain-melt-ing riffs and solos; John Paul Jones whose instrumental versatility and level-headedness served as a much needed anchor for the band; John Bonham, a man who “swung like a bastard,” and could send Zeus cowering from his thunderous drums at every show; and then of course, Robert Plant, the man with the golden mane and suggestively unbuttoned shirts; the one who was sent down from the heavens to bestow upon us the gift of hap-piness with his angelic wail.

Together these four virtuo-sos would cement themselves in rock and roll history. They topped sales charts, broke records, and were bigger than both the Roll-

Deniz Tatargil ‘13 and JP Robinson ‘13 proudly exhibit their love for one of the greatest bands of all time.

Photo by Lucas Binion

In a previous Paw Print, I wrote a column teaching the basics of making mods for Minecraft. Much of that article covered the basic principles of modding. Now, I will go a bit more in-depth.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, I have finished another sample mod. Ever wanted to send that special someone a message in Minecraft, forever immortal-ized in the save file? No? Too bad! This mod adds 16 colorful types of heart-shaped candies, crafted with sugar and colored dies. You can write a message on them, save it, and pass it to someone else.

One of the first things you might notice about the mod is that when you right-click a candy, it opens the book interface. Why? Well, it is far simpler and safer to use existing coding than to make something entirely new. Instead of messing with the save format and trying to squeeze in messages, I just used the coding for titling a book, then removed the ability to write on the page of a book. (If I were a good artist, I could locate the link to the book texture and redirect it to a large heart-shaped .png of the same size. (Feel wel-come to try this.) This saved time and made the mod more compati-

Getting the Led out one last timeBy Lucas Binion and Josh OrtizReviewers

ing Stones and the Beatles in their prime. They put out eight records while they were together (and one

post-breakup compilation); each one brilliant in its own way. Un-fortunately, John Bonham choked

to death in his sleep in 1980. Fol-lowing this tragedy, Led Zeppelin agreed that they would never play together again in honor of their dear departed friend. Since then, Page or Plant have popped up a few times, doing a solo album or collaboration with other artists here and there, and eventually even touring together as a pair in the 90s.

But all was not lost. The good news is that before Bonham’s ac-cident, he managed to produce a son, Jason. As he aged and discov-ered the impact that John had on the world of music, Jason Bonham became a rocker in the same vein as his father. But something was off. Plant still no longer wished to be a part of Zeppelin and thus there was never a reunion. Eventually, the three remaining members of Zeppelin agreed that playing with John’s one and only son would be the ideal way to honor his legacy. Jason would later say that the day he stepped into that practice room with Page, Jones, and Plant was the greatest of his life.

The “Celebration Day” pack-age also contains a bonus DVD featuring this rehearsal session that is every bit as passionate and as professional as the actual per-formance. The setlist was a Zep-pelin fan’s dream. Opening with

Minecraft for Valentine’s DayBy Alex ChongColumnist

ble with others. This rule applies to virtually all modding; why waste effort when you can simply reuse code? For example, the crafting recipes for this mod were not add-ed in a special file and linked into the game load. They were placed into the RecipeFoor.java, which is by default loaded when the game starts. Otherwise, at least one other file would have to be edited so that the recipes would be added prop-erly.

The last mod demonstrated

was rather simple; a single line of coding was changed. Adding 32 items (blank and message candies of each color) to the game, how-ever, requires several dozen new files and much modified code. The full version would take up several newspaper pages, so if you have any questions about it, or modding in general, email [email protected].

And the Oscar goes to ...By Nora RombalskiStaff Writer

The icons were added with a custom texture pack.png.

Photo illustration by Alex Chong

George Clooney won Best Film award for “Argo” at the EE British Academy Film Awards at The Royal Opera House on February 10, 2013 in London.

Photo courtesy of fotopedia.com

the unmistakable power chords and swift drum rolls of “Good Times Bad Times,” the band pro-ceeds into a cavalcade of hits, playing “Black Dog,” “Stair-way to Heaven,” “Kashmir,” and “Whole Lotta Love.” Mixed in with the perennial crowd-pleasers, they also include the haunting, performance-favorites of “Dazed and Confused,” “No Quarter,” and “Since I’ve Been Loving You.” They close, fittingly for Jason, with the foot-tapping, up-tempo swing of “Rock and Roll,” and the band is all smiles as the new drummer puts the coda on a monu-mental night with the dauntingly fast solo at the song’s conclusion. The band takes a bow, and soaks up an endless ovation, as the audi-ence stands and applauds for what might be last time the public will ever get a glimpse of this dynamic powerhouse in action.

Photo courtesy of sxc.hu

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(“Les Miserables”), Ben Afflack (“Argo”) who won the Golden Globe for Best Director, and Kathryn Bigelow (“Zero Dark Thirty”) were not nominated. Other surprises were “Moon-rise Kingdom” and “The Mas-ters” not making the Best Pic-ture nominations. In the Best Actress category, Quvenzhane Wallis (“Beats of Southern Wind”) is the youngest actress to be nominated at nine years old. Along with Wallis in this category is 85-year-old Em-manulle Rive (“Amour”) who is the oldest actress to be nomi-nated. In the Best Supporting Actor category all five nomi-nees are previous Oscar winners. Can’t wait to see the winners on February 24th.

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The cutest, flirtiest and most lovey dovey day of year is just around the corner. The big ques-tion isn’t who you’re going to spend it with, but what you’re go-ing to buy them. You don’t want to send the wrong message if you guys are casual. But if you’re in a serious relationship, your gift can’t be too casual either. What is the ideal gift? Here are some ideas.

If you’re single with a crush: You don’t want to appear too forward, so what’s a great gift that’s not going to creep out your crush? A small gesture never hurt anybody, so send a candy gram to let them know you are interested. It’s been said that “it’s easier to like someone once you know that they like me.” So this Valentine’s day I dare you to send a candy gram to your crush so that you are on his/her radar.

If you are single but have a

What’s up with Wu? By Alyssa EstradaStaff Writer

Paw Print: If you could have a song play every time you walked into a room, what would it be?Daniel Wu ‘15: “The Pitch Perfect soundtrack has a song called the ‘Riff Off.’ It’s basically a compi-lation of songs about sex... Okay, wait my mom better not read this.”PP: What’s your favorite Justin Bieber song? DW: “I don’t know many Jus-tin Bieber songs. I know three of them. I guess my favorite one is the newest one, ‘As Long As You Love Me.’ I hope I’m not quoted on that one!” PP: What’s a deep, dark secret you’ve been dying to share with everyone?DW: “I’m secretly Chinese.” PP: What’s your ideal date?DW: “I would say a movie, but the selection is difficult because if you watch an emotional movie you don’t wanna be crying at the end because that’s really uncom-fortable, and you can’t really build a relationship off that. So, it has to be a romantic comedy like ‘Just Go With It’ or a funny movie like that.” PP: Explain your fashion style. DW: “Well, I usually stick to wearing clothes every day. Usu-ally jeans or sweats and a t-shirt, nothing exceptional.”PP: What’s the most interesting or weirdest thing that has ever hap-pened to you? DW: “I auditioned for Disney’s ‘Up’ but I didn’t make the role cut or get the callback because I barfed in their studio. So yeah, af-ter I barfed they never called me

back. It’s probably because they were scared and didn’t want it to happen again.”PP: What do you think of the role social media plays in a child’s life? DW: “Well, it teaches them how to be socially acceptable on the in-ternet and socially unacceptable in real life at an early age. Usually, I think, as far as parenting goes, you want a child to develop that as a teenager rather than a toddler.”PP: Who’s your Valentine? DW: “I wouldn’t mind having a Valentine but when you’re the re-cipient of 99% of Payton’s friend zoning, you don’t really get the option.”PP: How do you feel about this interview?DW: “I’m excited about it, but I’m also a little bit nervous. There are pros and cons. Well, it holds a lot of weight on the social scale. If I come across as witty and funny, people will like me and want to be my friend. But if I come across as socially awkward and weird, well that’s just less socializing I’ll have to do.”

Valentine gifts that will steal your crush’s heart By Natalie Torres Staff Writer

“A great gift on Valentine’s day is the gift that keeps on giving.” -Lev Gray ‘13

Photo by Natalie Torres

“fling” with someone: It’s always important to let the person know that you care. Everyone likes to receive gifts because it makes us feel special. Something small

would suffice: it’s the thought that counts. A small box of chocolates, a flower, or just their favorite can-dy is a cute gesture that is sure to tell the other person that you like them. Giving gifts makes someone feel special.

If you are in a relationship: Evaluate the relationship. Have you been dating for a while, or are you guys a new couple? This is important because you don’t want to be too forward or too casual. If it’s been a long relationship, going out to dinner guarantees a great day. Even cooking dinner for one another is sure to be romantic. If your relationship is new, then a bouquet of flowers will make your girl feel special. If you’re look-ing for a gift for your boyfriend, baking never fails. Baked goods are great way to a guy’s heart. A homemade card is always cute too. Go all out to let them know how you feel.

Daniel Wu ‘15 smile shines through.

Photo by Alyssa Estrada

When someone declares that he/she is going to a concert alone, he or she is usually met with an indignant outburst of “What?” which is quickly followed up by pity, sympathy and most likely a consoling pat on the back. What gives?

Attending a concert alone is not rare. It should not be ruled out as an option just because it sounds desperate and lonely. How lonely can you really be surrounded by a crowd of people who share your love for the same music?

What solo concert goers should actually be telling our friends is that we’re meeting up with our musical soul mates at the concert. This time around, you can avoid the awkward pity party and remind your friends that you are a brave independent human being who is going places for the night.

Going alone to a concert can also mean you make some new ac-quaintances throughout the night. Being in a group of friends usu-ally means that all your attention is focused on each other. It can be intimidating to approach some-one who is already surrounded. If your friends are particularly wild and loud, then it might be hard for you to meet anyone new when your gaggle of friends is giggling. While they can mean well, it’s healthy for you to take the first step in meeting someone. If you’re worried about conversation mate-

Going to a concert alone or with friends?By Jessica Zou Staff Writer

rial, no need to fret. Great conver-sation starters are abundant. All you have to do is gush about your mutual love and excitement for the band or artist that will be taking the stage. If you find yourself talk-ing to someone who dislikes the artist on stage, you should excuse yourself and walk away. There are some people who go to concerts just to hang out. Talk to them if you’re genuinely interested. Don’t chain yourself to the first person you meet. Unless you make plans, it’s unlikely you will ever meet up again with any of these people.

There are pros and cons to both options, but, ultimately, it comes down to your preference and the kind of concert you’re attending. Of course, if you’re embarking on the journey of your very first con-cert then weighing the pros and cons of going alone or with friends can influence the awesome factor

of your experience, but it does not have to. Don’t get me wrong, go-ing with friends to a concert is not a terrible decision. Both options have their own potential to turn out to be a disaster. To avoid disas-ters, make sure that you and your friends are going to a concert in which everyone enjoys said music. Going to a concert shouldn’t give you a pounding headache unless it’s during the next morning from too much screaming and booming beats (even then you might have to tone it down next time). There’s nothing more stressful than hav-ing to worry about whether your friends are comfortable or are enjoying the music. It’s harsh but you should eliminate the stress if you’re the type of person who can’t help but worry.

Being able to enjoy a concert depends on how willing you are to let go and just listen to the mu-sic and enjoy your surroundings. Whether you are dancing on your feet in the crowd or watching the magic unfold from your seat, don’t worry about people judging you or your dance moves. Chances are everyone is riveted by the artist or band on stage. Let go and enjoy with or without a group of friends. You came to the concert to de-stress and have an awesome time.

Leaving the house, keys in hand, it is not uncommon for parents to bombard us with mile a minute questions. Little did you know you are getting behind the wheel of the number one killer of teens. An av-erage of eleven teens die every day in preventable car crashes. How-ever, if you’re looking for no ques-tions asked, think about imple-menting “Safe Rides” at Payton. Safe Rides is a Venture Crew from the Boy Scouts organiza-tion that promotes safe teen driv-

ing by providing a free ride home to students attending their high school. Safe Rides keeps the names and the calls completely confidential, and responds to any calls on Friday to Saturday nights from 10:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. No matter how strong the efforts to keep high school students away from drugs and alcohol, alcohol related deaths are still a leading cause of death among teenagers. Safe Rides started in Darien, Con-necticut by concerned students who witnessed alcohol related automobile accidents involving their classmates. Soon after the program was established in 1981,

Safe RidesBy Sela Gordon Staff Writer

the Boy Scouts of America got on board and continued to oper-ate the program. Since the begin-ning, Safe Rides offers a volunteer opportunity for those concerned with dying teens, as well as a safe ride home for students no matter the circumstance. Students who feel uncomfortable at a party, are just tired, or are drunk or under the influence can call Safe Ride. If you’re interested in reversing the stats of alcohol related car crashes, you can make a differ-ence or just brush up on your safe driving tips by checking out www.keepthedrive.com.

Join the crowds of people at a fun concert like Lollapalooza. Photo by Natalie Torres

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“On Friday, I was a participant in the ‘Walk in My Shoes’ enrich-ment created by Stephanie Hernandez and Ms. Ashley about visu-ally impaired students. It was here where I experienced visual im-pairment through tunnel vision type goggles. When we took a trip through the school using visual impairment tools, it was the first time I did not have control of full sight perception. With the tunnel vision goggles, I was blind in the right eye, with the tunnel vision in the left eye which was very unusual because if I wanted to look in a certain direction I had to turn my whole neck because sight was so minimized. It was a little strange to communicate because you cannot see everyone’s expressions as they speak and get the natural experience of a group conversation. I had to walk a lot slower than usual with the guide of the cane to keep me from running into things and people. It was a fun experience, and I have much appreciation for those who have any kind of visual impairment,” said Theo Ma-son ‘13. Photo by Theo Mason

Paw Print: What were you doing before you began working at Pay-ton?Officer Lawrence Vinson: “I was selling cars, I shouldn’t say where, but...I sold Toyotas...in Lincoln Park. I was also a bouncer.” PP: How long have you lived in Chicago?LV: “My entire life.”PP: So you went to school here I take it? Where?LV: “Yes, I did, at Lincoln Park High School. Followed by time at Depaul University where I actu-ally met Coach Escobar.”PP: We have quite a few Payton faculty members who attended DePaul.LV: “Yup. But I knew Escobar, that’s my guy.”PP: So can we come to you for stories of Esco?LV: “I mean, believe me you can try. But yeah, he was a soccer player; I was a gym rat. That’s how we crossed paths.”PP: So have you had any prob-

lems at the school yet?LV: “Actually, yeah. I got a park-ing ticket the other day for not having a Payton sticker. That’s the only problem I’ve had.”

PP: Was your sticker viewable?LV: “Oh yeah, for sure. It was actually my day to check student’s cars and the CPS Meter maids showed up.”

Introducing Officer VinsonBy Naomi Frankel Staff Writer

PP: Oh, broke city of Chicago, trying to scrounge up money. So any qualms with the navy blue uniform you don?LV: “Oh no, I’m a Bears fan. The only thing I regret is it’s the same colors as Whitney Young.” PP: Good answer, you’ll do great here. So what other Chicago sports teams do you support be-sides the Bears? LV: “I’m a diehard Bulls fan, and as far as Sox vs Cubs, definitely Sox.” PP: As for rules, have you found any that Payton students seem es-pecially keen on ignoring?LV: “Oh yeah, stairwells for sure.”PP: Alright, so any crazy night-club stories?LV: “Tons...that won’t be record-ed.”PP: Fair enough, people will just have to come find you. Well, thank you very much for your time, Officer.

Officer Vinson joined the security team in the middle of December.

Photo by Naomi Frankel

AP Micro Econ teacher Mr. Belcaster discusses equity and utility by climbing atop the Throne of Chairs

Photos by Mia Vitale

“My heart is beating like a hummingbird...these chairs look a lot more stable than they are. If I fall backwards...[I’m out the window] If I fall fowards...well, let’s hope I fall forwards,” Belcaster informed his fifth period class on January 5 as he almost slipped and destroyed the throne.

New Enrichment: “Walk in My Shoes”

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Now I know it’s only February, but that means only four months until summer. For some us that’s barely enough time to accomplish every goal we wish to achieve by then.

Most of our ladies out there know exactly what I mean. It is during these last months that we lose the holiday gut and exercise to get our summer bods or ideal prom bodies for the seniors. This is also just as important to guys. Thus, be sure to hit the gym or work harder than ever in your sports team. However, let’s be healthy about this. Don’t try any of the no-no’s we learned in health class and damage your body; treat it right.

Next, in the upcoming weeks we will start to trade in our scarves and hats for sunglasses and shorts. For those who are financially minded, plan out your closet, search out the sales, and begin to shop. There’s nothing better than making a fashion statement during the hot summer months.

The clothing choices are end-less, so you might as well be cau-tious in your spending because ob-viously, the more money you have,

Preparing for SummerBy Ariel ColonStaff Writer

the more items you can buy.Speaking of money, save up.

Those who are planning to buy a Lollapalooza ticket know it isn’t cheap. And when you get there, you also need cash to buy food, hydrate, etc. Summer is when we have all the free time we want, where we are not forced to attend school for seven to eight hours of the day. Unfortunately, there will be times of boredom and may-be you feel like going to get ice

You can tell a lot about a per-son by the contents of his or her bag. Inside holds items the carrier feels is most important, a road-map of where that person has been (receipts, photos, etc.) and subtle hints on where they are potential-ly going (to-do lists, a change of shoes).

Then there are the items that are essential such as phones, cash, and keys that everyone seems to hold. But are there specific items we carry with us that make us unique and are there items we don’t carry we always seem to need?

What’s in the bag?By Natalia Soler Staff Writer

Not doing anything over the summer? Why not try and join one of the many different summer pro-grams around the city. While you were either going to the beach, shopping, or just staying inside, there were students hard at work.

But also during the summer of 2012, students did everything from working with After School Matters to volunteering at Boys and Girls Club. Michael Echeverri ‘13 interned in Chinatown for an organization called the Coalition for a Better Chinese American Community (CBCAC), which is part of an even bigger organization called the Chinese American Ser-vice League. He worked there for about two months, primarily on a voter registration project they had started to prepare for the upcom-ing presidential election.

Another good example is-Somaje Davis-el ‘13, who during the summer of 2012, spent his time working at a Mosaic Collabora-tive through After School Matters. The application process was fairly easy, simply signing up/applying through their online application.

What are you doing this summer?By Eddie BresnahanStaff Writer

Afterwards, if they consider you for the position, you are to inter-view with them so that they may get a feel for what kind of person you are and how you carried your-self as well as your disposition.

There are different ways to get involved in these programs. One of them is getting involved in school sponsored programs, like BuildOn or Habitat for Humanity or by simply asking your friends.

For those who are less patient, the counseling department has an extensive list of summer oppor-tunities available to students via the school website. Just find the enrichment and summer opportu-nities tab, and you will be given a starting point of what you may wish to do over the summer.

To help us with our exploration, we asked some Payton students to spill.

Take note: Students across the board seem to consistently be pre-

Keep your lips moist during these winter months.

Photo by Natalia Soler

Pen and paper keep you pre-pared 24/7.

Photo by Natalia Soler

Mario Zavala ‘13 is on his way to practice with an athlete’s bag contents: shin guards, headphones, cleats, laptop charger, and Rubix cube.

A prepared student Michelle Lechuga ‘13 packs her TI-nspire and post-it tabs along with a water bottle, plastic cups, laptop charger, lotion, and a change of shoes.

Healthy snacking is must for Daisy Ruiz ‘13 who carries blue-berries along with her AP lit reading mate-rial, wallet, lotion, lip gloss, and camera.

Along with the es-sentials of her phone, keys, Payton ID, and wallet Candy Zhu ‘13 is ready for a study ses-sion as she carries her AP Psychology study packet along with her headphones and iPod.

Anissa Vasquez ‘13 is prepared for any situa-tion as she carries hand sanitizer, photo, tissue, Altoids, headphones, lip gloss, a book, a mov-ie, lotion, keychains and, of course, her phone.

Michael Echeverri ‘13 has com-pleted several internships dur-ing the summer.

Photo by Eddie Bresnahan

cream, to hang out at a water park, or eat out with some friends.

However, what do all of these activities have in common besides summer? They all require some dough. Therefore, be mindful and maybe start by saving a dollar a day, or any small amount. Trust when I say that it will add up.

It’s time to start getting ready for summer -- really. Photo courtesy of flickr.com

pared in the technology depart-ment. They never leave their house without their phone and always carry the accessories of a laptop charger, headphones, and i-Pod. It is not unusual to find Payton stu-dents carrying their TI-nspires as well as study packets for their up-coming tests. There are also items we always seem to need in and out of the classroom such as chapstick or a pad of paper. It doesn’t mat-ter if you favor Burt’s Bees, Eos, or homemade tea-flavored chap-sticks. Whatever keeps your lips from being dry in harsh winter,

hold onto it and carry it with you at all times. Accessible paper is an-other must. It can be a moment of inspiration you need to take note of or important information you

need to write down. You won’t be unprepared if you carry a pen and pad of paper.

Some other ideas not seen on the exploration are a pack of gum, earring backs, safety pins, tape, and stain-remover. While you may not need these items on a daily ba-sis, those moments when you just need that one specific item you’ll be thankful it is only a reach away in the contents of your bag.

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Paw Print: So, firstly, can you ex-plain what exactly the Religious Freedom and Marriage Fairness Act is?Heather Steans: “Yes, it provides for equal access to civil marriage under our laws to all couples; so same sex couples would be able to get married. At the same time, it makes clear that, since this is a civil marriage, no religious faith that does not want to solemnize a marriage has to do so and they can’t be sued or anything by not performing one of those ceremo-nies.”PP: And what is your specific af-filiation with this bill?HS: “I’m the chief sponsor; it’s my bill in the Senate and Greg Harris’s bill in the House.”PP: And why did you take on this position?HS: “I think it’s the right thing to do. I think right now that it’s not right to treat anybody unfairly un-der our laws. I think everybody should have the same protections under our laws; I think that’s the morally just thing to do. I do be-lieve that religious freedom is also something that we value a lot in our country and that we can make it so that it is clear that it is civil marriage, we’re not changing the definition of religious marriage.

I do think many religions will choose to solemnize same sex marriages, but not all of them will want to do that, and no one will have to.”PP: You’ve mentioned a lot, but are there any other impacts that you think the bill will have?HS: “I think there’s a few really important ones. One, it’s just mak-ing sure that we treat everybody equally. Two, there’s something beyond just equality of treatment under the law. People grow up and

aspire to marriage, marriage is one of those really fundamental insti-tutions in our culture and that’s what people want. They want to be able to have some sort of social, emotional connection that comes with marriage along with all the economic benefits that come with marriage. So there’s just a real psychic element to this, too. And then the last thing, and the reason why I think we should be doing this now, and that’s why I’m push-ing it now, is that the US Supreme

Court is going to be hearing two cases on same-sex marriages in the late March, early April time frame. And in one of those, they are go-ing to be looking at the Defense of Marriage Act, otherwise known as DOMA. It’s DOMA that defines marriage at the federal level as be-tween a man and a woman. If the Supreme Court overturns DOMA, which many people expect they will, then same sex-sex couples that are married have access to all the federal benefits that come with marriage. People who are just in a Civil Union do not have access to that, and there’s over 1,100 ben-efits that come at the federal level with marriage. I can give you a range of those if you want some examples, because they’re pretty far-reaching.”PP: How about one or two?HS: “You can file jointly on your income taxes. Getting social secu-rity benefits for your spouse, you can if you’re married, you can’t if you’re not. Think about immigra-tion, if you marry someone who’s from another country, you can help them in their immigration status in making them legal as a United States citizen. You can’t do that in a Civil Union.”PP: Have there been any ob-stacles so far in passing the bill?

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Illinois Senator Heather Steans discusses Marriage Equality Bill By Leah Steans-GailStaff Writer

Heather Steans sponsors Illinois’ first Marriage Equality Bill.Photo courtesy of bigstory.ap.org

HS: “There’s definitely some re-ligious entities who are against it; so we’ve been working with them to make them more and more comfortable that they’re not go-ing to be required to perform these ceremonies. But, you know, some people are against it just on the principle that marriage, even out-side of religion, just period should only be between one man and one woman. But, we’re never going to have everybody supporting it.”PP: When do you anticipate the bill being passed?HS: “We hope to call it early on in the session. In the senate we are back in session on February 5th, and we’re certainly hoping to get it heard soon thereafter.”PP: Do you have any closing re-marks or thoughts or anything you’d like to share with the high school community?HS: “High schoolers, people who are interested in this and think it’s the right thing to, I very much en-courage them as well as their fam-ily members to get in touch with their state senators and state rep-resentatives encouraging them to support the bill.”

Payton welcomes students from Beijing No. 4

Payton students recently hosted stu-dents from Beijing No. 4, a public beacon high school in the Xicheng District, Bei-jing, China. Teachers from the exchange include Mr. Karafiol, Mr. Belcaster, and Ms. Guizzetti. The students engaged in various intercultural projects including an art collaboration. The trip included several siteseeing opportunities and cul-minated in a final presentation attended by Mayor Rahm Emanuel. Marquis Williams and Juan Garza of PNN interviewed two of the exchange students from China. Their favorite foods included thin pizza and Chicago hot dogs.

Photo by M. Mowery

With first semester coming to a close, grades are final, which means no more grade grubbing or last minute retakes. It’s easy to assume that a weight is lifted off the shoulders of students, but is second semester stress plaguing ideas of being halfway done?

Freshmen barely made it through first semester, sopho-mores are scrambling to get service hours, juniors are thinking about important stan-dardized tests and keeping a steady trend of great grades, and seniors are waiting to hear from their dream schools. Getting back into the groove of school first semester after the strike was hard enough, even if you started strong. Students are starting to real-ize they’re in the long, billow-ing middle portion, and no-where near the home stretch. There’s a lot of pressure to be on top of your game; any grades that were just fractions of a per-cent off from an ‘A’ haunt stu-dents to kick it into gear and do even better in second semester. Only so many people can tell you about work ethic, study habits and organizational skills before you find yourself up late one night too many, drink-ing coffee, trying to pull to-gether some sort of assignment. When students were asked

Second Semester Stress

By Clare CalkinsStaff Writer

how they dealt with stress, they gave their ineffective and effective habits. Wesley Chan 15’ said, “I write Facebook statuses about be-ing stressed out, and I always get a lot of likes.”

Maya Nevels 13’ said, “Set-ting aside a half hour or so be-fore doing homework lets you relax so you can actually focus.” Second semester is the time to change. Whether you think you’re halfway done or you have half a year to go, it’s time to step up to the plate and get organized, take advan-

tage of your teachers as a resource, procrastinate less, and sleep more. Finals are over and done, first semester is set in stone, so the only thing you can do now its take on second semester with its positive and clean slate. Self motivate and force your-self to expect a smile every time you’re on parent portal. Stay mentally tough and cruise through second semester, doing the best you possibly can.

The new semester brings on more stress so keep motivated. Illustration courtesy of pixabay.com

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Avigayl Sharp ‘13: “Bucknell because a buck is a male deer, and deer are raw.”

Jacob Turner ‘13: “I like Duke's chances. They have played enough games against top-ranked teams to show that not only can they win, but that they can win against other tough teams.”

Cameron Pettigrew ‘13: “That's an awkward question because I don't watch college basketball.”

Mitch Laski ‘13: “Louisville because they play the best ‘D’ in the country.”

March Madness: Which team is going all the way?By Matt CullenSports Editor

Angelica Dawson ‘13: “Kentucky. They're just a good team.”

Rowing is insane. There’s a fine line between loving it and hating it, and the majority of dedicated rowers walk that line. I walk that line sometimes four hours a day. On the surface, rowing is a unique sport that I joined in place of es-tablished ball sports corrupted by politics of expensive club and travel teams.

Rowing is not game, it’s not fun. That being said, it is some-thing I’m completely enamored with. The physical challenge paired with the mental toughness goes right along with the intimate connection of a rower and his/her blade. Sometimes when I’m roll-ing out of bed at 4:30 am to row before school, it seems a little over the top, but rowing allows me to listen to my mind.

In reality, rowing is a test, and anyone can tell you I’m not too good at studying, and I’m not too good at tests, but this is a different kind of test. I always say that the last bit of a really hard piece shows who a person is. Rowing asks you, when are you going to give up? And it teaches you to ask why.

Rowing has taught me—when the color of my shirt is bleeding into my skin and random small muscles in my legs are pulsating with thou-sands of meters left to go—not to quit.

I see people all the time who are driven to succeed in school, or at other ball sports, but rowing re-quires the ultimate drive. Rowing breaks you down- if you’re doing it right, it is legitimate physical pain. It takes crazy fire to push through a piece. Rowing has honed my crazy fire to a point that I walk around every day with the idea that I can take absolutely anything that is thrown at me in life. I trust other rowers because I respect that they have the same understanding of what hard work is.

If rowing was all about being as near to physically invincible as possible, being fanatical about improving, I’d probably be huge. I fall a little short of being complete-ly jacked, partially because it’s not socially perceived as attractive but mostly because it’s not neces-sary. Anyone could physically ex-haust themselves, and rowing is

True Life: Rowing hurtsBy Sela Gordon Editorial

The Blackhawks have won nine of the eleven games they’ve played so far this season. Since the lockout, no NHL teams were able to practice together, and it’s a wonder that the Hawks have been playing so well.

But are we surprised that the Stanley Cup 2010 winners are such a resilient team? Of course not, with superstars like Olympi-ans Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane, Marian Hossa, Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook on the ice. In their recent game against the San Jose Sharks, the Hawks rallied for the win with a two point lead. Ring wingman, Patrick Kane, lead the way in goals with an impressive two goals scored and left wing-man, Brandon Saad, made his first goal of the season.

The real star of the season so far is the goaltender, Corey Crawford, with thirty saved goals against the Sharks. Crawford’s excellent per-formance so far has even earned him the NHL’s Second Star of the week.

LPJ women’s junior 8+ rowing club takes bronze at the Milwaukee River Challenge. Photo courtesy of Sela Gordon

unique in the sense that someone could pick up rowing in college and move on to the Olympics four years later.

The physical aspect of rowing is excruciatingly difficult, but in depth training to get just a half sec-ond faster or move an inch further is accomplished with good tech-nique. Rowing is the repetition of the same motion, but there are countless components that affect your stroke at any time.

While rowing is a mental sport that requires athletes to individu-ally push themselves, it is also a team sport. Eight people rowing in unison requires a certain under-standing of your body and mind that allows you to perform each stroke correctly. If one person is even slightly out of sync, the boat will crash to one side and become significantly slower.

Having complete control of your body takes practice, espe-cially when combining that finesse with intensity and power all within the same stroke.

Hockey is gaining momen-tum in Chicago. The Hawks’ last home game versus their rivals, the Detroit Red Wings, filled the United Center to the brim with 21,600 tickets sold. Even Comcast SportsNet, which hosts the most coverage of Blackhawks games, reported record-breaking ratings for the regular season during the Blackhawks/Red Wings game. And the numbers are on the rise. Four of CSN’s top five highest rated Blackhawks regular season games have happened this season. Why now though? Did the lockout draw more attention to hockey and thus, to the Blackhawks? Prob-ably.

The Hawks have been, even before they went to the Stanley Cup, a very talented team. They’re probably the only professional team in Chicago where fans have a real hope of the going “all the way.” Hockey is gaining real mo-mentum in Chicago and all of us should hop on this bandwagon.

The Blackhawks BandwagonBy Emily ShepherdStaff Writer

The Hawks defeat their rivals, the Detroit Red Wings, 2-1 in overtime.

Photo by Emily Shepherd

Sela Gordon rows for LPJ Chicago, which pro-vides any middle school or high school student, regardless of socio-eco-nomic or geographic background, the oppor-tunity to row.

Photo courtesy of Sela Gordon

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He’s back! The man who will bring this Bulls season from medi-ocrity to greatness will be return-ing to the floor in a few games. Derrick Rose, known for his love of Giordano's Pizza, and our all star, MVP point guard, who has missed this whole season with a torn ACL has been seen in full contact practices and is anticipat-ed to return to the hardwood very soon.

It seems as though this season might not be a wash for the Bulls this year after all, as they have re-mained in the playoff race with-out the help of their super star. Chicago fans will have a viable

Paw Print: What first sparked your interest in basketball?Kojo Osafo ‘13: “After moving to the U.S in 2004 I wasn't ini-tially interested in basketball, but I would be quickly introduced to it by watching NBA basketball and admiring all the amazing and tal-ented players. During elementary school I would continue my inter-est by playing for the team even when I wasn't very good, but I just enjoyed watching and playing the

sport.”PP: What is the highlight about being a co-captain?KO: “The highlight for me is be-ing able to serve as a role model for my teammates and just be a leader on and off the court. Step-ping into such a role really gave me a confidence boost personally, and I feel that it has helped me mature greatly.”PP: What is the major difference from being a player and taking on

Are you tired of there not be-ing enough fun enrichments on Mondays? Starting on Monday, December 17, there will be a handball enrichment. Created by

After last year’s less than pleas-ing season, the boys basketball team has given Payton a lot to be proud of. After winning twice as many games as they did last year, the basketball team has showed Payton that we have lots to look forward to in the coming years. Though the team is losing its stars, Kamau Faines ‘13 and Kojo Osafo ‘13, the team is in good hands with players like Zac Veitch ‘16, Ryan Krull ‘15, and Will Bernstein ‘15.

With big wins against good

senior Dakota Zamora, he found the “lack of appealing enrichments a nuisance. Since I love handball, I talked to Mr. Kuchii about starting a handball oriented enrichment. He said that it was a good idea and he would create it.” He opened up Selenium, created the enrichment and asked Dakota to write a blurb about what the enrichment was.

A few days later, the enrich-ment had been approved.

His hope for the enrichment is for a place where everyone can re-lieve some stress through handball and also sharpen their handball skills in the process. Because there are twenty slots, he would like to have four teams of five people that will compete with each oth-er.

The enrichment will either be held in St. Joe’s or in Payton's gym, depending on availability.

Handball becomes an enrichment by Eddie BresnahanStaff Writer

Derrick Rose prepares for his returnBy Patrick HurdStaff Writer

a leadership role on the team? KO: “Being a player doesn't de-mand the same responsibilities I think that having a leadership role does. As a leader I feel that there is more pressure because when something goes wrong, no one else is blamed, but I feel being able to manage such difficulty and overcome is what makes the dif-ference in the long-run.”PP: What is your personal ap-proach on leading the team?KO: “All the guys on the team know that I'm a generally quiet person and so as for personality wise I wanted to lead them in the same way. Also I know that if any problems should come up that they can freely talk to me because we have such a close friendship. The team is like family to me, and I treat them as such.”PP: Do you plan on playing the sport next year in college?KO: “This is definitely a possi-bility although I am considering playing intramural basketball in-stead. As much as I've loved play-ing basketball, I feel that collegiate basketball may be too great of a commitment, but I won't deny that it is a possibility nonetheless.”

Talking to the Boys Basketball co-captain: Kojo Osafo ‘13By Natalia SolerStaff Writer

teams like Northside, Sullivan, and Kennedy, Payton has proved themselves across the city, and has gained respect from many dif-ferent teams in their conference. Under the leadership of captain Faines and of coach Anthony Ci-aravino, the team has had one of its best seasons in the school’s his-tory.

The girls have had a great sea-son as well, with a regular season record of 10-5. Led by Hayley Pi-enton ’13, Kara Rodby ’13, and

championship team on their hands if players can stay healthy for the remainder of the year.

One big reason that the Bulls might have a chance at the title are the major contributions made by veteran guards Nate Robinson and Kirk Hinrich. With Derrick Rose’s return looming, Tom Thibodeau now faces a selection problem.

“He'll get treatment and see where he is each and every day ... You want him to be healthy, so he has to work on the rehab and get-ting back,” Thibodeau said when asked about Rose’s recovery, ac-cording to chicagotribune.com.

Derrick Rose prepares to return to the Bulls. Photo Courtesy of deviantart.com

Kojo Osafo ‘13 discusses the basketball season.Photo by Natalia Soler

Boys and girls basketball have stellar seasonsBy Sam KellyStaff Writer

Trystan Gilbert ’13, the girls team has proved they can play with any team in the city after being moved up a conference from last season. The girls won their first playoff game against Dunbar by one point in overtime and have since cruised through city playoffs.

Both the boys and girls basket-ball teams have fulfilled all of Pay-ton’s hopes and dreams, and have very promising futures. Trystan Gilbert ‘13 scores 34 points against Lakeview

during her Senior Night. Photo by Matt Cullen

Dakota Zamora ‘13 prepares for a day of handball.

Photo by Eddie Bresnahan

Earl Schultz ‘14 jumps for a rebound. Photo by Dekonti Davies

Coach Ciaravino designs a play during a timeout.

Photo by Dekonti Davies

The girls battle to catch an important rebound. Photo by Dekonti Davies

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Paw Print: Explain you fashion philosophy.Ben Hyman: “Bowties are cool, it's fun to dress up. With the sneak-ers, comfort above all else.”PP: What are some key methods for performing in your class?BH: “I would say just pay at-tention to your teacher, do your homework, and if you are going to joke around in class, make sure you’re funny.”PP: If you could redo high school, would you? If so, what would you do differently?BH: “I had a really good high school experience actually. I guess like everyone I had a slightly dif-ferent fashion sense in high school. I wish I dressed closer to how I do now. I didn’t start wearing bowties until last year. But otherwise I re-ally liked my high school experi-ence. I’m still quite close to all my high school friends.”PP: What is some of the best ad-vice you’ve ever gotten?BH: “Don’t blink (Doctor Who reference). My grandma told me the most important thing in life is to ‘be a mentsch.’ It’s a yiddish word; look it up.”PP: Can you explain your musical preferences?BH: “I feel like my musical pref-erences have been misinterpreted. I do like gangster rap, like some classic stuff, or rather what was big when I was in high school, which is mostly like 50 Cent and Eminem. But I also like classic Disney, who doesn’t? I like movie/tv soundtracks (Dr.Who, Sherlock, Armageddon, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Rock) and clas-sical music. I’m big into Mumford and Sons now, just discovered them a few weeks ago and bought all their albums. Other than that

This column will answer the so-cial questions of the Payton stu-dent body. If you have a question for me, there is a shoe box in the lunchroom to which you can anonymously submit it. Keyword “anonymously.” Ask away.

Q1: After reading “Fifty Shades of Gray”, I feel like I’m not really ad-venturous. But then again, I’m not that pretty, and therefore not that confident. How can I shock my mate and make things exciting?GQW: Dear Rihanna:Wear a different-coloured wig.Q2: My girlfriend and I began dating officially a few weeks ago, and I don’t know what she expects from me! I feel cliché buying flowers and candy. What Valen-tine’s Day gifts are appropriate if you haven't been dating long? GQW: Dear Whomever is Dating Taylor Swift: One of those $30 chocolate bars from Whole Foods (y’know: chile and chocolate, bacon and choco-late, cow dung and chocolate, etc.), chaps, or a kitten. Something

Mr.Hyman: the man, the myth, the legendBy Peter BiedStaff Writer

I’m not into pop, to the best of my knowledge.”PP: Now you’re quoted as say-ing “Math parties can get pretty crazy.” What makes a good party?BH: “A good party is everyone sit-ting, introspecting, thinking about the meaning of life. But actually a good party is chill and people talk-ing. I myself was never really a partier, not too crazy.”PP: I heard you’ve had an inter-esting pool playing career, can you tell us more?BH: “I don’t know if career is the right word, but I’ve had a cue or two. My first one, her name was Rose, and I got her when I was in college. I don’t get as much time to play as I would like, but I have made some cool shots in my time.PP: Lastly, can you count cards?BH: “I actually can’t, counting is not one of my skills. Just pool playing, biking, being really awe-some, and not to mention humility. But not counting cards.”

Ask Grizabella Q. Wells VALENTINE’S DAY EDITION

Mr. Hyman moulds the minds of students.

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ACROSS1 ___ and outs4 ___ apple pie8 Reason for an R rating

12 Bill ___, the Science Guy13 Golf's Aoki14 From the top15 1964 Beatles hit18 Against19 Potent prefix20 1953 Doris Day hit26 Stop: Abbr.29 ___-X30 Radiate31 Some chips33 Protozoan35 Smidgen36 Watson-Crick model37 Nintendo's Super ___38 1962 Beatles hit42 Aluminum sheet43 "Saving Private ___"47 1983 Journey hit52 Length x width, for a rectangle53 Hidden mike54 Barbie's beau55 Half a gas mileage rating56 Drunks57 Poet's "before"

DOWN1 Machu Picchu resident2 ___ cat (Pop Tart Cat) 3 Mailed4 Early Will Smith role5 Columbus sch.6 City cheifs7 1916 battle site8 1600's astronomer9 Lennon's lady

10 Gun11 Meadow mother16 "___ the season ..."17 Tolkien creature21 Sense of self22 What makes solve(3x^2=12,x)

possible on the N-spire23 Sign24 Feeling

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resort)28 Play opener32 Seminar day, e.g.33 "Pick a number, ___ number"

34 Red giant?36 Texas border city39 "___-la-la!"40 Opinions41 Modern address44 Oxen holder45 Maintain

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that tends to make a girl’s day, especially when you don’t know each other very well: forcing her to make a commitment to a living thing she hadn’t planned on ac-quiring. Q3: I prefer spending time with my parents on Valentine’s Day. Do you think it’s true that people want to marry versions of their parents?GQW: Dear Freud:

I think it’s definitely true that you want to marry versions of your parents. You tried to play it off as an “all people” curiosity question, but your real question was “Am I weird for wanting to grow up and marry versions of my parents?” I think you’re one of those people who talks about your parents’ mar-riage and how they’re “still so in love.” You only date girls with your mom’s name, until they get tired of and weirded out by listen-ing to stories of your parents’ hon-eymoon.

You didn’t ask me for advice, but I’m going to give it you, be-cause you seem like you need it: Move out. Move out now. Your

particular Oedipal complex seems endearing now, because you’re likely only a teenager and your mom is patting herself on the back for raising a kid with such strong family values that he wants to stay in on weekends and watch History Channel shows with his mommy and daddy.

The endearing aspects quickly wane when the kid morphs into a thirty-five-year-old video store clerk living in his childhood room, having to cover up his Buzz Light-year poster whenever he brings home the next Diane.

Crossword courtesy of Joe Lothan ‘12.

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