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February 14, 2011 |VOLUME 48, NUMBER 22

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Teachers With GunsShould teachers be allowed to carry concealed weapons for protection?

Show Choir Shows PotentialThe first ever Show Choir performance packed Laidlaw’s Recital Hall to the brim.

Sports | page 14

Men’s Hoops Rejected

The Jags drop another confer-ence game to in-state rival Troy at The Mitchell Center.

Strokes on the RiseNew research shows you are twice as likely to have a stroke between ages 15 and 35 than at age 51.

Arts & Entertainment |

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Colin McGee | Photo Editor

How To (Not) Mess Up

That Perfect Valentine’s Date

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New USAPD chief talks plans, policy

SGA appropriates almost $49k

The SGA held its spring budget meeting last week with $48,994.84 appropriated to student organizations.

An additional $25,000 was allotted for the Campus Readership program, which provides newspapers for students, and $2,000 for SGA office supplies. The mon-ey for the latter two was drawn from the operating budget, however.

This is a little less than half of the $100,000 available for appropriations, but there are still late appropriations packets and co-sponsorships that must be reviewed and voted on. These requests will be con-sidered next week, as this week’s SGA

By Alex WhalenMANAGING EDITOR

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Transparency. Interaction. Community policing. These are the key concepts new USA Chief of Police Zeke Aull said he’s bringing to the table.

“Transparency is going to be our key word,” Aull said. “I want [students] to feel very much open to come sit in my office ... and tell me what’s on their minds.

“If you have some ideas that you feel like, if you come in and talk to me could promote South and promote our department, our interaction with our faculty and staff, I’ll welcome that.”

Aull, who was previously the police chief at Centenary Col-

lege in Louisiana and worked as an officer at Louisiana State University prior to that, feels that South will be a good place for his strengths.

“[At Cente-nary] I was re-sponsible for parking, police, risk manage-ment, and I.D.s. I am the Chief of Police here. To me, that’s why I bought into law enforcement: for the police aspect of it and for the parking aspect of it.

“So South is where I feel like I’m going to have my strengths.

I’m glad to be here.”

Accord-ing to Aull, a real com-munity po-licing effort will result in students, faculty and staff having an easier time inter-acting with officers.

“So, I think if

you were out and you were re-ally doing community policing

then I think that your trust levels with your students, faculty, staff and visitors is built, making it stronger,” Aull said. “Therefore, crimes that weren’t previously reported, necessarily, will make your public feel more confident in reporting that crime, that you will handle it and handle it pro-fessionally.”

The biggest obstacle Aull feels he will encounter is the parking situation on campus. According to Aull, in an interview he had with students before being hired it was clear that the complaints were not the department or the officers but parking and the parking permit process.

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By Cameron AdkinsASSOCIATE EDITOR

Show Choir Shines in Concert

The USA Show Choir gave its premier concert Feb. 7 in a packed-out Laidlaw Performing Arts Center Recital Hall. The group, the first of its kind at USA, sang and danced to a program laced with fast-paced songs and slower ballads ranging from rock and “hip pop” to popular show tunes. To read the review, turn to page 12.

“I want [students] to feel very much open to come sit in my office ... and tell me what’s on their minds.” -Zeke Aull USA Chief of Police

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happeningsHumanities and Social Sciences ColloquiumWhat: “Did Muhammad Name Ali as his Successor? Anti-Shi’i Polemic in the Works of Ibn Kathir” -- a talk by Dr. Rebecca Williams, Department of His-tory Where: HUMB 122When: Tues., Feb 15 at 3:30 p.m.How much: FreeFor more info: Contact Dr. Ron Nelson at (251)460-6725 or [email protected].

MSA Food and Clothing DriveWhat: The Muslim Student As-sociation will be taking dona-tions of gently used clothing, jackets, blankets, shoes and non-perishable food items to distribute to the needy in Mobile and surrounding com-munities.Where: Student Center LobbyWhen: Wed., Feb. 16 at NoonHow much: FreeFor more info: Contact Aysha at [email protected] or (251)382-2114.

USA Gender Studies Program Presents: Cool Lectures on Hot TopicsWhat: “And let the heart of Atys at last, at last be mine,” Gay Culture in the College of William and Mary chapter of the Kappa Alpha Order, 1894-1898-Craig Dosher, Ad-junct Instructor of HistoryWhere: HUMB 150 When: Feb. 22 at 3:30 p.m.How much: FreeFor more info: Contact Mar-tha Jane Brazy, Director of Gender Studies at 460-7540 or [email protected]

2/4-Theft From ResidenceA cell phone was reported stolen from a Delta dorm. The item was valued at $80.

2/7- Threatening Physical Harm/HarassmentOfficers responded to a report of a domestic disturbance at Delta 6.

2/9- Criminal Trespass, 3rd DegreeA male was arrested in the Gamma residential area for the listed offense.

2/9- Warrant-Possession of Marijuana/ Warrant-Negotiating Worthless InstrumentsOfficers approached a vehicle sitting in the

public road between the Library and the Life Sciences Building. Two males were in the vehicle with a laptop between them. They said they were using the University’s Wi-Fi. After checking the perpetrators’ information officers found that the driver had an outstanding warrant for possession of marijuana. The passenger had warrants for possession of marijuana and writing worthless checks. A suspicious smell believed to be marijuana was detected from the vehicle. A search revealed suspicious financial documents and credit cards not related to USA. Both perpetrators were turned over to the Mobile County Sheriff ’s Office.

POLICE BLOTTER

Courtesy of Alan WaughUSAPD arrested two males on the public road between the main campus Library and the Life Sci-ences Building Wednesday after finding that there had been warrants out for them on marijuana possession charges.

On Feb. 8, first-year freshmen and senior students received an e-mail in their Jaguar1 e-mail accounts asking them to participate in the 2011 National Survey of Student En-gagement (NSSE).

The survey, written and distributed every spring semester by the Center of Postsec-ondary Research (CPR) at the Indiana Uni-versity School of Education, asks students questions regarding their participation in programs and activities that the university provides. According to the CPR, the survey questions represent generally “good prac-tices” of postsecondary institutions, in other words, the desired outcomes of college.

Institutions that participate examine the results to see whether there are aspects of the undergraduate institution, both inside and outside of academics, that can be im-proved upon through changes either to poli-cies or practices.

“Students are an important constituency. Anytime we can gather data on how a con-stituency feels, it helps us learn about [the university], said Keith Ayers, USA’s director of Public Relations.

While USA will use the results to see if there are ways to improve as an institution, students still have mixed feelings about the usefulness of the survey.

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Admin, students weigh in on NSSE survey

By Genny RomanASSOCIATE EDITOR

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The Cottage Hill Civitan Club named Mike Gottfried the 2010 Mobilian of the Year at USA’s Mitchell Center Wednes-day morning.

The club sponsors the award and an-nually gives it to people who have left a positive mark on the city of Mobile and its surrounding communities.

The Ohio native and brother of USA former Athletic Director Joe Gottfried said he was honored to be selected and associated with the award’s previous win-ners.

While the club’s president called every person nominated for the 2010 award an “outstanding Mobilian,” Randall Eckhoff said Mike Gottfried, a former ESPN ana-lyst and founder of youth outreach group Team Focus, has served Mobile in numer-ous ways and “touched the lives of liter-ally thousands of kids.” Mike Gottfried, a Mobile Sports Hall of Fame member, spent much of his career coaching college football, too.

Team Focus is an outreach program for boys without fathers that he founded more than a decade ago. With chapters throughout the country, the program has provided role models for more than 2,000 young men.

Mike Gottfried said his inspiration for forming Team Focus came from the loss of his father when he and his two broth-ers were just children.

“It changed our lives,” he told The Vanguard after Wednesday’s ceremony,

but “there were men and women who helped me make many good steps.

“You lose hope, but if someone can walk with you, it helps.”

Some of the opportunities Team Focus offers include scholarships and summer leadership camps, as well as social ac-tivities and tutoring and mentoring pro-

grams.“Growing up without a father around

and knowing what it feels like, I have a desire to provide a place for young men to come and be encouraged, motivated and challenged,” Mike Gottfried said in a press release.

By Daniela WernerEDITOR-IN-CHIEF

Mike Gottfried Named 2010 ‘Mobilian of the Year’

Colin McGee | Photo EditorTeam Focus founder and former ESPN football analyst Mike Gottfried was named 2010 Mobilian of the Year by the Cottage Hill Civitan Club Wednesday at the Mitchell Center.

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Survey: Students still prefer print over e-textbooks

A survey from the Book Industry Study Group suggests that students prefer print textbooks over eBooks, despite students’ penchant for electronic communication like social networking sites and smart-phones.

Nearly 75 percent of students to recent-ly respond to the new research survey said they preferred printed texts, citing a fond-ness for print’s look and feel, as well as its permanence and ability to be resold.

“I don’t want to have to have batteries for my book,” Bernard Hickman, a Math-ematics major, said.

Eye strain, battery life and computer vi-ruses are among the concerns dealing with eBooks.

Student Monitor Lifestyle and Media Study reported that only 11 percent of current college students have purchased one or more eTextbooks. This number, however, could drastically change in the near future.

“I would like eBooks if they were cheap-er,” Jenny Bruegge, an international stud-ies major, said.

At CourseSmart, the world’s largest provider of digital books, eTextbooks can be purchased for up to 60 percent less than print texts and offer users the ability

to print what they need as well as search, copy and paste features, which can stream-line students’ studies.

Buying a device to read the digital books would be the most costly part of convert-ing to digital textbooks. The eBooks can be read on a laptop or a portable reading device, like a Kindle or an iPad, which cost about $139 and $499 respectively.

“Digital books are a game-changer for college students,” said Nicole Basseleh, a public relations representative for Cours-eSmart. “The ‘old school’ options for course materials, used and rental textbooks – with a wide range of pricing, unreliable availability, uncertainty with bookstore buyback, and potentially long wait times or associated shipping costs – are not the only options for tech- and budget-savvy students at colleges and universities across the country.”

Digital books could be a game-changer for faculty, as well.

“If students are already inclined to bring a laptop to class, eBooks would be convenient,” Dr. Annmarie Guzy, a USA English professor, said. “I have no prob-lem if students want to use [eBooks], par-ticularly with the cost, if the students want to save money.”

Guzy said she sees more willingness to change over to eBooks from students in

By Carey CoxSENIOR REPORTER

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Although a huge changeover from print textbooks to electronic ones is sweeping through academia, a recent study’s results point to a loyalty to the old-fashioned text-on-paper way of learning.

USA Mechanical Engineering Associate Professor Dr. Kuang-Ting Hsiao has been chosen to lead a three-year NASA-EPS-CoR research project aiming to develop a new lightweight composite for space flight use.

USA is the leading institution on the grant of more than $1 million, but Hsiao is not working alone; his USA engineer-ing colleagues Drs. Martin R. Parker and Anh-Vu Phan are collaborating with him; faculty from other schools such as Tuskeg-ee University and Auburn University are working on the project, as well.

This three-dimensionally structured material is made of nanofibers and carbon fibers and is used in the aerospace and de-fense industries, according to Hsiao.

The composite plays a crucial role in the future of these industries, as “[it] is five times stronger than steel and is becoming more popular in certain industries,” Hsiao said. ‘These materials are made up of car-bon fibers and nanofibers and will make a space craft’s exterior stronger and not as easily damaged.”

Hsiao said he enjoys working with un-dergraduate and graduate students on his research projects because it gives them practice in the fields they are studying, as well as hands-on experience before they graduate.

Many of Hsiao’s students have won prestigious fellowships from the state of Alabama and NASA, and several have won awards from USA’s undergraduate research program.

This is not the first federally funded grant Hsiao has received while working at USA; he was recognized for his success in his field of study and as a professor with a

2010 Olivia Rambo McGlothren National Alumni Outstanding Scholar Award from the USA National Alumni Association.

While Hsiao’s field of study consists of Mechanical Engineering, he has a hand in the creation of some experimental inven-tions and has even submitted many inven-tions to the USA Office of Technology Transfer.

“The faculty at South Alabama are in-terested in something new, and research funding gives them the resources to do things differently and teach students in a new and exciting way,” Hsiao said.

USA Engineering professor leading NASA project

Courtesy of USA Public Relations

By Courtney WestCONTRIBUTING WRITER

USA Mechanical Engineering Associate Profes-sor Dr. Kuang-Ting Hsiao was chosen to lead a three-year NASA-EPSCoR research project that will develop a new lightweight composite for use in space flight.

cess right now so you’re not going to the Mitchell Center and standing in line for two hours to get your parking permit,” Aull said. “We’ve got some ideas there.

Aull acknowledged that expenses are a factor in putting new programs into action, but the department is going to do every-thing it can within its resources.

“I find it hard to believe that there’s not something we can tweak to make [the parking process] a little more palatable for our students,” Aull said. “Right now we’re working on that, and hopefully, and it’s just my hope, but because of the window of

time that I’m working with I don’t know if I’m going to be able to get it done for fall.”

To emphasize how important student in-put is to Aull, he will be having lunch at the new Dining Hall on Wednesdays for how-ever long he needs to stay, Aull said. He felt that it was a good, informal setting where anyone would come and speak their minds or just have an adult conversation about anything.

“It doesn’t have to be about police or parking. They can learn me, I can learn them. It gets my face out there. It will give me some time to really get down with the students and have personal conversations,” Aull said.

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Survey: Economic crunch taking toll on freshman minds

Students’ self-ratings of emotional health dropped to a record 25-year low in 2010, according to the 2010 CIRP Freshman Sur-vey, which is based on the responses of over 200,000 first-time full-time students entering four-year colleges across the United States.

Only 51.9 percent of students reported that their emotional health was in the “high-est 10 percent” or “above average,” a drop of 3.4 percentage points from 2009 and a significant decline from the 63.6 percent who placed themselves in those categories when self-ratings of emotional health were first measured in 1985, according to the sur-vey.

However, with this drop in self-rated emo-tional health, there has not been a recent increase in freshmen students visiting the counseling center, according to Dr. Al Clark, director of counseling and testing services; the numbers have been consistent through-out the years.

Dr. Clark said this could be because some students arrive at college with pre-existing conditions, such as depression and anxiety. They might have already been treated for a mental condition; therefore, they rate their emotional health low.

Morgan Myers, a 19-year-old first-time freshman, is among the students who rank their emotional health low.

“Dealing with school, trying to find a job and keeping a stable relationship stress me out the most,” Myers said. Myers recently began searching for a job so she could pay her tuition. She says half of her tuition is paid for by scholarship, but she is responsible for paying the other half, which has become increasingly difficult since her mom hasn’t been able to receive disability checks for her.

Myers’ mom has been on a heart trans-plant list for eight years, and the checks she received for Myers stopped once she turned 19.

Another freshman, Adam Taylor, says his emotional health is better now than it was in high school, and money is not an issue with him.

“I’ve never had money my entire life, so not having money doesn’t bother me,” Tay-lor said. Taylor grew up with a single mother and pays for his college with a scholarship and Pell grant.

According to the survey, the proportion of students using loans to help pay for college remains high, at 53.1 percent, and more stu-dents reported receiving grants and scholar-ships than at any point since 2001 — 73.4 percent, a 3.4 percentage-point increase over 2009.

“The increasing cost of higher education poses a significant barrier to college access for today’s students,” said Sylvia Hurtado,

By Carey CoxSENIOR REPORTER

Some students agree with a recent survey that says freshman mental health is at a 25-year low, largely because of a lagging economy.

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“Those among us with disabilities are often ostracized by peers be-cause of their perceived as well as obvious differ-

ences. Rather than embracing differences, we often reject what is not familiar to us.

USA students, as a diverse community of learners, may fi nd it benefi cial to learn more about disabilities, as Alabama ranks seventh in the nation in disability preva-lence, according to the 2008 American Community Survey.”

With that statement from Special Stu-dent Services Director Andrea Agnew, I think it’s important to note that college is cool. It’s a random thought that many of us don’t want to admit.

We grumble that we just want our jobs, money, some sort of autonomy; but really, college teaches us to think beyond our win-dow-view of the world. This is where we learn to evaluate others’ ideas, express our-selves, try new interests like a new musical genre or instrument.

We gain exposure to art, history or lab

experiments. This is the one chance we have to ask questions, all day, every day, and get answers from experts.

Additionally, this is the one place on earth where you are respected not only for what you’ve done, but what you plan to do. These plans can include solving world hun-ger, obtaining a doctoral degree, or they could be more short-term (like how many keg stands you plan to complete in the next week). Worthwhile endeavors have a respectable posi-tion in the eyes of many college stu-dents.

But what about the students who don’t usu-ally participate in these monumental dreams? What about the students whose biggest feat is being here?

The student population I’m de-scribing is a special population, and though it is a minority, the increasing prevalence of this group of people in our colleges brings new issues to our classrooms.

With increasing frequency I have seen this situation: a classmate diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome or another handicap

who is not treated as a peer even when he is, in fact, an equal under the law who deserves an education, a cool college education. In my experience, however, this student has not been treated as a peer.

This student has been ridiculed, mocked, and scoffed at repeatedly. I understand if you have never been around someone who behaves outside of social norms; yes, it can make you feel awkward and commonly

causes giggling.But after the fi rst

couple of classes, this reaction would subside, no? No, it hasn’t.

In the classes where this situation has risen, the teachers have han-dled everything very well. They have treated the student as a person, simply a student striv-ing for a higher educa-tion, before treating the disability.

But we haven’t. We have continued in our

incomprehension to scoff at the religious zealot whose mental diagnosis makes it more diffi cult to fi lter his comments or the “idiot savant” (as I’ve heard them called by their classmates).

True, this could have the potential to

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Budget meetings heading in right direction

It’s a fact: nobody likes SGA budget meetings. But they’re a fact of life - like fi nal exams or going to the dentist.

But the SGA fi nally has a formula that works and if this trend continues, the 3-hour long budget meetings of the past could just be a distant memory.

The major factor behind this success is the ability to ap-propriate moneys to all the organizations with straight for-ward, unproblematic funding requests. In previous budget meetings, each request had to be discussed and voted on one-by-one. Now, with just one vote, the vast majority of club requests can be met, which dramatically reduces the amount of time representatives have to take out of their day.

While this isn’t the fi rst time the SGA has used mass ap-propriations, it’s the fi rst time it has been used in an effec-tive and fair manner. In past semesters, it was clear that the senate hadn’t reviewed the appropriations packets before the budget meeting. Without this crucial step, the senate was essentially voting blind, with no idea what these clubs were requesting money for.

But thanks in large part to Senate Pro Tempore Paige Perry, almost all the senators were able to review the ap-propriations requests beforehand. This helps ensure a pro-cess that is fair while still making for thankfully short bud-get meetings.

For this trend to continue, however, the SGA must make several steps to solidify the process for the future.

1) The senate must pass a resolution that will require senators to review the appropriations packet before the meeting. There is currently a resolution to this effect being tossed around, but it needs some work to make sure the process is clear and manageable.

2) The senators must make more of an effort to meet and review these packets, or else review them individually. Perry had to go to tremendous lengths to make sure the packets were reviewed. Since this is her last term in offi ce, there must be some measures in place to take up the slack when she’s gone.

3) Future Executive Committees must continue to review appropriations requests with the same tenacity we saw this semester. The senators can’t be expected to be aware of all the nuances of what constitutes a uniform or how much a club has requested in a given academic year.

4) Clear and concise rules must be agreed upon and made public so student leaders can plan accordingly. There was some confusion at this past budget meeting, and while the information was there, recent changes to the rules led to some palpable frustration.

5) Finally, and most importantly, the senators must fi nd a way to better communicate amongst themselves and the SGA Executive Committee. This is the only way to facili-tate shorter budget meetings and make sure that the pro-cesses in place now will continue to work in the future.

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Daniela Werner | Editor-in-ChiefAlex Whalen | Managing Editor

Cameron Adkins | Associate Editor

Genny Roman | Associate EditorCassie Fambro | Opinion Editor

Carey Cox | Senior Reporter

Amanda BrewtonElementary Ed.

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Ashok GuptaElectrical Eng.

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Chelsey WilsonAnthropology

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Kyle MasseyComputer Eng

Sophomore.

In Seattle, they use cornstarch-based sandwich wrapping instead of plastic paper like they do here. I was stationed there, and cornstarch based wrappers were nor-mal since they are biodegradable.

A closer recycling facility would make a difference. There is a large market for it on campus, but it’s far to go to Government St. Even if someone came once a month to collect it, I would save and then recycle everything that I could.

The use of solar power and building green buildings is a good way to go. Solar power could be spread through-out USA, and using rainwater for fl ush-ing toilets would make a difference too.

We need to keep building LEED certifi ed build-ings. Also, a plastic recycling program on campus would enhance longterm sustainability. Buy-ing locally also sup-ports farmers and is more effi cient.

How can USA become more environmentally supportive and effi cient?

Rachel Hoadley

Maelynn LaChemistry

Sophomore

The contain-ers they use in the Dining Facility are Styrofoam and instead of using that, they should develop Tupperware-like containers for those who regularly get their meals to-go.

Remember the Golden Rule

“USA students, as a diverse community of learners, may fi nd it benefi cial to learn more about disabilities, as Alabama ranks seventh in the nation in disability prevalence ...”

-Andrea Agnew Director, Special Student Services

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In the first week of February, a woman went to see a circus in

South Carolina and gave birth in a toilet. The 24-year-old woman proceeded to

leave the child in that toilet. A janitor found the child miraculously alive, weighing six pounds and in good health.

After being treated for hypothermia, the miracle child fascinated and disturbed mass media. The woman, Jessica Blackham of South Carolina, claims that she was unaware of her pregnancy and that she didn’t know

she had given birth. The young Caucasian mother of a four-year-old was charged with felony child neglect and child abuse.

The infant was literally found with his lit-tle head on the rim of that public toilet, bal-anced upright in the water. By some miracle, this child survived even though his mother heinously left him there to die.

I understand that in today’s world there are a lot of reasons that a mother would be afraid of the financial burden raising a child can be. It is inherently unacceptable, howev-er, to ever leave an innocent child for dead.

There is no way that Blackham could not have known she birthed a child that had its head resting on the rim of the toilet.

There is no way she could have left that bathroom without being fully aware that she had left her baby to die.

Blackham should be charged with at-tempted murder, because that was her aim. Whatever her reason, it is inexcusable, as well as cruel and unusual.

You can take a newborn to any hospital,

fire department or police station and they will find a home for it. In most states, there are no consequences for doing so.

Safe Haven laws are designed specifically to prevent danger to unwanted children. If the child is less than 72-hours-old, there is a Safe Haven option available, according to childwelfare.gov.

Anyone interested can visit this Web site for in-depth coverage on what exactly the rules are in each state and what the Safe Ha-ven legislation specifically says.

Given this option, there is no excuse to abandon and murder infants. What bothers me most is that this woman would actually complain to the media that the cops who interrogated her called her character into question.

How could a mother who abandoned her child in a public toilet not understand why her character was questioned? Trying to deny knowledge of the pregnancy and birth has been contradicted.

Her father took her to the hospital after

she suffered a loss of blood and he had ap-parently seen the news and questioned if it was hers, knowing she had been to the cir-cus.

The child’s alleged father says she even posted on Facebook about being sick in the mornings and dealing with pregnancy symp-toms, but told him that he did not need to worry about it because she would “take care of it.” Well, she certainly did.

She committed a cruel and heinous act and deserves to be punished as such. Wheth-er out of fear or ignorance, there is zero ex-cuse for risking a human life for selfishness.

It is a miracle that the child survived. Out on bond, Blackham needs to stop lying and come out and say that she intentionally ne-glected her child intentionally.

Her four-year-old needs to be removed from her custody and she needs to be psycho-logically evaluated. With Safe Haven laws so prevalent in this country and in South Caro-lina, there was no excuse for this to have ever happened.

POINTCOUNTERPOINTGuns in Classrooms: Is there justification for armed defense in schools?

Statistics Bring Reality Check Second Amendment an American RightWhen Robert Butler Jr. rushed

into Millard South High School with a gun in his hands, he did more than just take the life of his assistant principal.

As the disgruntled adolescent barreled shots at school adminis-trators, fear began to lodge itself into the hearts of millions of Americans, sparking an argument that the 17-year-old couldn’t pos-sibly have imagined.

With the actions at Millard South High School, as well as the highly publicized Tucson shooting that left six people dead and 14 injured, the topic of school shootings has again made its way to the political debate forefront.

This time, Nebraska Sen. Mark Chris-tensen, armed with a new piece of legisla-tion for the Nebraska legislature, devises to end school shootings with a bill that allows teachers to carry concealed weapons on campus.

While it’s obvious that Sen. Christensen thinks this decision will keep more kids alive, he is out of touch when it comes to dealing with an average high school. For one, plenty of schools operate at above ca-pacity, leaving teachers with more students than they can possibly manage.

A concealed weapon can’t stay con-cealed for very long in an overcrowded and out-of-control classroom, exponentially increasing the risk of gun accidents. Pos-sibly the most important things to consider when evaluating the need for new gun legislation are cold, hard, black and white statistics.

According to the National School Safety and Security Services, there were only

eight deaths attributed to school shootings during the 2007-2008 school year.

When comparing the number of these deaths to 2008 census data, facts show that America has more than 16.3 million high school stu-dents. It becomes evident that 99.96 percent of high school students will make it to graduation alive.

Matching that data with the fact that there were more than 600 fatal gun accidents

in 2007 alone, it becomes obvious that this bill is fundamen-tally flawed. We live in an age where most of our information comes from a few select news outlets, most of which report the same content.

While school shootings are media gold mines that get plastered on TV for weeks at a time, it’s important to note how irregularly they actu-ally occur.

Though Sen. Chris-tensen’s bill seems to look out for kids, it inevitably places them in more danger. Finally, passing legislation like this ultimately sets America up for anarchy.

By allowing non-security personnel to take care of security threats, we fall onto a slippery slope of where and when vigilante justice is admissible. After all, there may be

The Second Amendment states that, “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Several people have inter-preted this as the right to own a gun, which may or may not be the best translation since a large number of households in the late 1700s and early 1800s had

at least one gun.

Others interpret this to mean that only a militia has a right to bear arms.

However, a militia, in its original context, is a band of everyday people established to protect a state.

If one takes all of this and puts it in perspective of teachers with guns, things get a little uncomfortable for most.

The most uncom-fortable area, of course, is what right does a teacher have

to own a gun and bring it onto a school campus or school event?

Growing up in a small Mississippi town, it was nothing for me to see teachers and students bring their hunting gear to school, especially during deer season.

The guns, however, had to be locked in cases with a gun permit on hand and left

in a vehicle.It was the normal thing and still

is. Again, that was in a small Mis-sissippi town where everyone knows everybody.

When populations grow and get more diverse, adding a gun to the mix is generally not a very good idea. People see a gun on a stranger and instantly stereotypes and rumors swirl. Shotguns turn people into red necks; small handguns turn people into paranoid rich kids. Larger handguns turn them into

gangsters and thugs.Why do teachers need guns, and should

teachers be allowed to carry guns onto a school campus? No one can universally say that all teachers should be carrying around guns and bringing them into classrooms or on school functions.

There are some cases where teachers should have the right to carry a gun.

In places like New Mexico, Texas and Arizona, Mexican gangs are targeting schools. Schools have been shut down for security purposes.

Teachers and students are targeted as they are leaving school campuses or school events.

Where does the teacher’s obligation to his or her students end?

How far does an attack on the Ameri-can right to a safe education have to go before the Second Amendment no longer has to be in a debate?

No, a teacher should not bring a gun on campus or to a school event just because he or she is paranoid about the outside world.

No Reason to Neglect

chattanoogapulse.comSchools and guns have proven to be a deadly mix. Would it help or hinder students and fac-ulty if teachers could bear arms at school? Or would it create a more violent environment?

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Cassie FambroOpinion Editor

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Editor’s Introduction: Columbine and other school shootings have left a permanent scar on the educational system, not to mention cre-ated encapsulated fear inside the heart of every parent who entrusts their child to an educational facility during the school year. Guns are typically banned in school, but the recent debate has fueled talk about

allowing teachers to carry guns to defend their students and themselves. Nebraska Sen. Mark Christensen even proposed legislation that would allow school faculty and staff to carry concealed weapons. Should fire be fought with fire, or should a zero-tolerance policy against guns re-main in effect for schools in America?

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There has been some movement in the job outlooks since January, but there’s also been some upsetting news in health for students, too. A recent study published by the Center for Disease Control says that be-tween the ages of 15 and 35 you are twice

as likely to get a stroke as you are at age 51.I know how much you’ve been dying for this

week’s lecture on what I like to call “we-go-nomics”, but I can’t stand idly while news goes unpublished. If, however, you’re desperate to know how this affects you economically, look at it this way – if you punch out early, then you won’t be receiving any paychecks.

According to CDC research, the sharpest in-crease in hospitalizations by age came in men between the ages of 15 and 34. Strokes also rose among women, but not at such an unnerving rate. Retirement and social security are already tense issues, but they shouldn’t be con-cerns if you’re not projected to live long enough to receive your pen-sion. The num-bers reported in the article, “More strokes hitting young, middle aged folks” from the CDC Web site also tells us that there were 15 stroke cases for every 10,000 men hospitalized and four cases per 10,000 women.

The American Stroke Association was founded by the American Heart Association as a separate faction in 1997 to diagnose, prevent and treat cases where strokes are involved in the U.S. Neurologist and President of the American Heart Association Dr. Ralph Sacco said that this news is “definitely alarming.”

They call it Broken Heart Syndrome. As sci-fi as it sounds, it’s real, but only tempo-rary. Brought on by serious stress stemming from “matters of the heart” such as the death of a loved one, Broken Heart Syn-drome is a condition first explored by Japa-nese in 1991.

A form of cardiomyopathy that resem-bles a heart attack, Broken Heart Syndrome probably will not be on the rise this Valen-tine’s Day because of all the sweethearts out there. Still, just to be safe, it’s believed that Broken Heart Syndrome is caused by a sudden rush of stress hormones that could potentially harm the heart.

According to the Mayo Clinic, the “how” isn’t clear yet, but the Clinic does tell us that

the syndrome is triggered by an “intense physical or emotional event”. It’s a rather ambiguous term for an ambiguous disease, but it is probably safe to fake being excited over those dozen roses you get on Valen-tine’s Day.

People who should be worried probably don’t or won’t have dates on February 14. Because most testimonials concentrate on serious depression or fits of anger, people who are single on or after Valentine’s Day are at much higher risk of experiencing Broken Heart Syndrome.

An article published in November last year from the Press Trust of India called “Valentine’s Day leads to break-ups, sug-gests Facebook” lists the days immediately following Valentine’s Day and the days pre-ceding Christmas as the days when people are most likely to break-up. Speaking from

experience, breakups can be extremely damaging especially if they’re sudden or come after long-lasting relationships.

So, how do you prevent yourself from being a victim not only of breakups, but of Broken Heart Syndrome as well? Per-sonally, be a better person. Be the type of person no one would ever want to leave. When that doesn’t work, take better care of yourself and lessen the chances that you’ll contract Broken Heart Syndrome.

The Syndrome is a health issue, so like any health issue there are possible preven-tative measures. Unfortunately, nothing is certain, but according to the WebMD Web site, heart medication like beta blockers could be effective in prevention.

According to WebMD, although Broken Heart Syndrome appears like heart attack, it usually fades with bed rest.

“What’s next?” It is the first thought after graduation, and it’s probably overthought among graduates. But Chasity Byrd was different. She had already gotten a job with Fox 10 before her spring 2007 commence-ment. It is a trademark for Ms. Byrd.

“I’m a planner,” Byrd said, “weeks, months, years.” As far back as she could re-member, Byrd had always known she want-ed to be a journalist. Byrd says her mother has home movies of her standing in the rain pretending to broadcast the weather.

By February 2007, Byrd had accom-plished that feat, and amazingly enough, she did it by literally walking through the front door. But it was not easy. Byrd fol-lowed the guidebook: a polished resume, good grades, references from teachers and a can-do attitude got her an internship with

Fox 10 in January 2007. Still, Byrd was only another intern. She shadowed Fox 10 news people: anchors, meteorologists, etc. She went through the daily routine the same as any other intern.

Then, she did something that wasn’t so

routine. Despite that unspoken rule in the office about working your way up the lad-der, Byrd went directly to News Director Bob Cashen and introduced herself. That rule isn’t spoken for a reason. Byrd hadn’t heard it and out of sheer innocence, she had opened the door to a whole new world for herself.

The next thing she knew, her name had come up in conversation about the next staff meteorologist. Cashen had nominated her without her knowing.

“I hadn’t planned to try out,” Byrd re-called. But Cashen says he saw a “spark” in Byrd. He says he has an eye for talent that hasn’t let him down yet, and based on that he decided to take a chance on her. According to Cashen, Byrd had impressed him and had also left an impression on him, but she needed a college degree and all her certifications before he could truly give her an opportunity. She went back to school,

Based on results from the last national survey of hospitalizations in America, men ages 15-34 have been suffering more strokes than women in the same age group.

By Brett WilliamsETC EDITOR

Strokes becoming more common in youth

South Alabama alum Chasity Byrd recalls graduation, talks employment

fox10tv.comByrd on the set of her Fox 10 'Techwise' segment, providing her viewers with the need-to-know about a new iPhone app.

Broken Heart Syndrome not a hoaxBy Brett Williams

ETC EDITOR


fox10tv.comLocal newswoman, meteorologist and Studio 10 personality, Chasity Byrd stays busy with multiple jobs.

American Stroke AssociationAmerican Heart Association President Dr. Ralph Sacca, who practices neurology at the University of Miami in Florida, called the re-cent news that young men are suffering more strokes "alarming."

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It’s possible that in the near future, the star Betelgeuse is going to be bright enough to act as a second sun. We could have two suns in the near future! Just like Luke Sky-walker’s homeworld Tatooine! Holy Gua-camole! That, or Betelgeuse will kill us all.

Well kids, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that Be-telgeuse, the star in the constellation Orion, isn’t going to kill us all. The bad news is that means you still have to pay back your student loans.

How did this confusion come about? Let me lay out a timeline for you all: first, that bastion of journalistic integrity that is news.com.au said Betelgeuse will explode in 2012 and create a second sun for us, al-

beit temporarily according to scientist Dr. Brad Carter from the University of South Queensland. Then, the Huffington Post, as well as other reputable news organiza-tions, picked up the story and ran with it. Finally, people are partly expected to head into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

The only problem is that Dr. Carter didn’t say any of that. Yes, he said Betelgeuse will more than likely supernova sometime soon and blow up.

Yes, he said this supernova will “visually light up the night sky.” He never said when it will happen, though. And the biggest thing that the article fails to mention is that the doctor was speaking in terms relative to other astronomical events.

Luckily, Discover Magazine’s Web site has a “Bad Astronomy” column, written by

astronomer Phil Plait. In one article, he de-tails how everything Dr. Carter said is cor-rect and pretty much everything news.com.au said is wrong.

First, the supernova could happen to-

night or it could happen in 100,000 years. Second, the supernova will be brighter than Venus but not as bright as the moon. It will likely be bright enough to cast a shadow, but not nearly bright enough for us to have a Tatooine-like two-sun firmament.

Dr. Plait says that this supernova will be closer and brighter than anything we’ve been able to see before and will be a benefit to the professional and amateur astronomic community members alike, but any dooms-day scenarios caused by this supernova are incredibly wrong.

While this will disappoint Tusken Raid-ers and Jawas everywhere, the rest of the planet can breathe a sigh of relief. And while you’re breathing your sighs of relief, my fellow Earthicans, why not set up a tele-scope and a camera and take some snap-shots?

When word got out that Jackson State University’s MADDRAMA performance troupe was coming to the University of South Alabama, it spread like wildfire. Stu-dents from across Mobile came together in the Student Center ballroom Wednesday night to form an impromptu congrega-tion. When they did, their shared feelings of pride, power and nostalgia turned the performer’s show into church.

Last week, someone brought up the point that in the African-American com-munity, the feeling of community had got-ten lost somewhere along the way. They say it used to be that one person’s success was everyone’s success and when a child strayed from the path, he or she would be reined in by the community.

Black folks believe this started with the church, and this idea may have gained some ground Wednesday.

Someone talked about how they remem-bered their mom going out on Saturdays and “talking about folks” then turning around going to church Sunday and “do-ing the same thing”. The crowd laughed because the memory was shared.

When someone shed tears of regret and sorrow, the audience grew silent. When a young woman sang and bore her heart and soul to the crowd, for a moment, it felt as if there had been some shared feel-ing of success and triumph. There was that much power and shared feeling in the room.

Students from the University of South Alabama, MADDRAMA performance troupe and a large consortium of others from around the city gathered and seemed to grow for an hour or two collectively. MADDRAMA brought its best songs, most powerful stories, the rhythm of inter-pretive dance, heartfelt praise and worship with it to a performance that drew out the best in its audience. That old school com-

munity feeling was on full display, too. After the show, Mobile natives like Jared

Haynes, the president of MADDRAMA, came home to the open arms of fami-lies who shared their feelings of success and happiness with the crowd. Everyone cheered together when one after the other, the troupe members took center stage and introduced themselves. It felt as if some-one had just introduced you to an old fam-ily member.

Finally, just like when church ends on Sunday, the majority of the congregation stayed after to swap stories, take pictures and genuinely meet and greet. If you’ve ever stayed after church was over waiting on your grandmother or mother to leave, you know the feeling.

The acronym MADDRAMA stands for “Making A Difference Doing Respect-ful And Meaningful Art,” according to President Jared Haynes. The performance troupe consists mostly of volunteers and members come from other campus or-

ganizations at Jackson State University. Without any scholarships for drama or performing arts, the students are pursuing a passion and putting their extra energy into something they say they genuinely en-joy doing.

In addition to MADDRAMA’s perfor-mance Wednesday night, students also attended the African American Student Association Legacy Basketball Game held Monday and the USA vs. Troy basketball game Friday in support of the African American Student Society Show Choir.

The other event, the Black History fa-sion show, was rescheduled for April. No further information such as dates or times has been announced yet.

For more information on Black History Month 2011 activities or to find out about upcoming events, please visit the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs downstairs in the Student Center beside Jaguar Pro-ductions.

DRAMA! Black History Month: A Week In Review


Photos by Brett Williams | Etc. Editor(Left) James Watson cries in the arms of a fellow MADDRAMA performer as the troupe fields questions and compliments from the crowd. (Right) MADDRAMA closes a powerful skit about the strength of black people amidst cheers and appluase from the audience.

Star Betelgeuse not set to become second sun By Gabe Grimes

Staff Writer

South Alabama students, faculty and guests discuss negative effects of a lack of pride within the African American community

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VALENTINE’S DAY 2011A couple of Vanguard writers weigh in with their take on the internationally recognized day of love, from advice aimed at helping you not screw up that perfect date this year to discussing exactly what love is.

It’s the holiday of love and romance, the day that’s nationally recognized as the day you should show that special someone ex-actly how you feel. It’s also the day that you can disappoint them the most.

If a rotten Valentine’s Day is exactly what you’re looking for, here are some ways to really screw it up.

Ruining it with the Ladies:1. Completely forget Valentine’s Day. Do

not remember until she asks where you’re going, as you are on your way out the door to meet the guys at ye old pub.

2. Give her an empty chocolate box with a gym membership tucked inside.

3. Reserve a table. At Taco Bell.4. Don’t tell her she looks beautiful. In-

stead, find something wrong with her and point it out.

5. Have too much to drink at dinner and hook up with the waitress at the res-taurant.

6. Take her out to the most expensive restaurant in town, order steak, lobster, and a bottle of Dom. When the check arrives, say you have to go to the bathroom, walk right out the front door of the restaurant

and catch the next cab you see.7. Buy a fake diamond ring, set up an

elaborate proposal, get down on one knee and ask. When she gushes, “Yes!” say, “I was just kidding.”

Ruining it with the Guys:1. Miss whatever he had planned be-

cause you take at least two hours getting ready.

2. When he arrives with flowers, no mat-ter what kind they are, say, “Ew. I hate that flower.”

3. Demand that you go to the most ex-pensive restaurant around, order at least $100 worth of food, then spend an hour just pushing it around your plate. Don’t eat any of it.

4. Give him a framed picture of you and some random foreign guy, and when he opens it, say, “Oops! That one was meant for Ricardo. Must have gotten the tags switched.”

5. When he arrives at your place, have candles lit everywhere, with soft music playing, and tell him you’ve got a surprise for him. Then draw a pentagram on the floor and tell him you two are going to raise the spirit of your dead Aunt Judy, because she died on Valentine’s Day.

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By Laura Beth CalcoteHOW-TO GIRL

How to (not) ruin Valentine’s Day One writer’s definition of love

By Richard SchmitzCONTRIBUTING WRITER

“I love you.” We have all said it before. There is an entire holiday devoted to

buying gifts to say this over used phrase.But how many take the time to think

about what the most powerful human emo-tion really means?

Our struggle in relationships is over our struggle to understand love. If more people knew the definition of love, there would be more successful relationships. In contrast, if you do not know what love is, how can you experience love?

You are probably thinking, “Of course I know what love is. My boyfriend and I are SO in love. We spend every minute togeth-er, constantly praising our love. We even went to Lovers Skate Night last Thursday and he bought me chocolate.”

You may be in love. Or you may be a lustful, dependent person that becomes easily attached. Knowing the difference is essential to life.

Love is a broadly defined word, and it is constantly evolving. Somehow this sacred

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her technical writing classes. The textbook used for the class utilizes websites and in-teractive documents.

“From time to time, I’ll use the eBook in class,” Guzy said.

Simba Information, a leading authority for market intelligence and forecasts in the media industry, predicted that eTextbooks will grow at a compound annual rate of 48.5 percent, reaching $585.4 million in sales by 2013.

A lot of students may seem inclined to continue purchasing print textbooks, but the upcoming generation of college stu-dents could be the ones to make the switch to digital. Just as the floppy disk gave way to the compact disc, and soon after the jump drive, looking at a book’s index then flipping through paper pages will soon be replaced by typing in a keyword and scrolling down a screen.

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“I thought the questions were thor-ough and good,” said Martha Collins, a graduating senior, “but since they didn’t deal with specific departments, I don’t think the information will be that useful because every department is different.”

First-time freshman Joe Burgum will not be taking the NSSE because he feels “it would be pointless. The [universities’ administrations] release these surveys to serve themselves.”

The NSSE asks questions about the schools’ level of academic challenge, student and faculty interaction, campus environment, and the educational experi-ence as a whole.

The survey results will be compared to other urban institutions and to southeast-ern peer universities.

Students will be given three additional reminders about the NSSE throughout the spring semester.

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word, originally used as the ultimate com-pliment for someone, has become diluted. People are now loving pizza, movies, and their jobs.

Love has come to mean so much with so many definitions, that now it means so little. Most cultures realize there are mul-tiple forms of love.

For example, ancient Greeks had four different definitions for love: storge, mean-ing affectionate love between family; phi-leo, the unselfish love you find in friend-ships; eros, the sexual lust and affection and agape, the current Greek word for love, which means the unconditional giv-ing of self to another.

Agape is the love most associated with Valentine’s Day and is the purest love there is. It must be grown into and nurtured, cre-ating real substance.

It is patient and does not just happen, for this is called lust. Lust is a great ride, but always runs out of fuel in the end, cre-ating a terrible crash.

Far too often, love and lust become con-fused. This is when people struggle in re-lationships asking, “What is love,” but they are really asking, “Am I in love?”

Lust takes, creating an empty feeling of something missing. Pure love is all about absolute giving.

The best way to differentiate is with proper boundaries and values. The most

important boundary that establishes true love is trust.

Two people cannot work if they are con-stantly worrying about the other person. It is too much stress for the human body and the relationship will collapse from jealou-sy.

Sadly, today’s culture makes it harder and harder to trust someone. Go down-town and you will find people in relation-ships, even married adults hooking up with several people in one night.

This lustful behavior is inspired, even encouraged by pop culture songs and mov-ies.

In love, it is better to trust and be cheat-ed on, then to be controlling. If the per-son that loved you cheats, it is for the best. They did not have good values and were not meant for you in the first place.

This is healthier than keeping someone trapped in a damaging relationship where lust and jealousy outweigh love. If it is meant to be, it is meant to be.

If not, say good luck and goodbye, as there are plenty of better fish in the sea to truly love.

The only remedy in this broken world is to be mature and rise above the challenge. Love is a bridge between two hearts, and the best bridges are made with bricks of trust.

Still asking about love? It is the deepest level of trust between two people. Love is a beautiful reality when done right.

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Le Boeuf:

The USA Show Choir celebrated their premier on Feb. 7 at the Laidlaw Recital Hall. Doors opened at 7:00 p.m. and it was not long thereafter that the performance space was packed to the brim with curious patrons and supportive fans of the latest ef-fort to bring something new and exciting to the South Alabama campus.

The USA Show Choir’s Glee-Like per-formance draws in a generation of people that have fallen in love with the singing and dancing on the hit series Glee.

This particular night the USA Show Choir was able to generate over $700.00 in ticket revenues. That money will go towards

the purchase of jackets for the group to give them a more uniformed look, as well as fully developed costumes and the purchasing of new music to perform.

The USA Show Choir has already begun work on their next set list which will in-clude: “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz, “Proud” by Heather Small, “River Deep, Mountain High” by Celine Dion, as well as a med-ley for the girls of the hits songs “Bad Ro-mance,” “Express Yourself,” “Telephone,” “Toxic,” and “Single Ladies.”

Open auditions were held on Saturday, February 12th. “We always are looking for someone with a love for show choir and a strong work ethic! Someone who brings something new to the table but also will fuse well with the current members,” said direc-

tor and president of the USA Show Choir, Brandon Caten regarding the type of per-formers they were searching for.

The USA Show Choir’s first full per-formance was an excellent sample of the group’s potential. While the sound was a bit difficult at best, when the group came together as a whole, their voices carried far and reverberated the ear drums with a pleasurable ensemble of sounds. “We’ve received a lot of feedback about the per-formance, and most people say we need to do something about the sound. I am look-ing into us getting lavalier microphones for all the members, and hopefully with some help from the SGA and a possible Senate project, we can get those before the next

In its premier concert, the USA Show Choir brought its audience an exciting and energetic performance of contemporary songs and dance.

The door opens, footsteps come down the stairs, a code is punched into the keypad, however as all of this happens, you realize you aren’t watch-ing anything actually happen. You are merely staring in awe as a man creates

all of these effects with his mouth. Michael Winslow, actor and comedian, soundboard and musical ensemble, performed his live stage show to a packed house on February 12th at Pure- The Experience.

At risk of sounding like a publicity agent for Pure, I must say that this club has become one of my new favorite places to hang out. Pure has an awesome menu, great entertainment, and penny drinks. What more could an entertainment addict with a drinking problem ask for?

I will admit right off the bat that I was a bit skeptical about Winslow’s show. Win-slow was suppose to perform at the Mitchell Center awhile back and unfortunately had to cancel, so it was great to have another opportunity to see him. However, when Larvell Jones from Police Academy fame comes to mind, all I could picture was the endless amounts of sound effects that Win-slow did while playing this role. How could he translate this talent into a comedy show?

Effectively, that is how. Winslow opened

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Michael Winslow, shown above as Larvell Jones from the Police Academy series, put on an as-tounding performance at Pure.

“The Last Night of Ballyhoo” coming to Laidlaw

It is time for Theatre USA’s first spring 2011 performance. They are kicking off 2011 with a play by Alfred Uhry titled “The Last Night of Ballyhoo.”

According to the Department of Dra-matic Arts’ website, “The Last Night of Ballyhoo” is set in December 1939. Focused on the Frietag family of Atlanta, Georgia, the play revolves around the premiere of the famous movie “Gone with the Wind,” and if the character Lala will be able to find a date for a Jewish social event known as Ballyhoo.

The play is directed by Keone Fuqua. “‘The Last Night of Ballyhoo’ is indeed

a special play. It is an American play, a Southern play, and a Jewish play. It presents an exceptional story about family, society, and faith, rich with culture and character,” stated Fuqua in his director notes regarding

the play, adding, “Ballyhoo provides a slice of life of the Freitag family dealing with many conflicts from differences that pre-date the horrific events of the Holocaust. I find ‘The Last Night of Ballyhoo’ to be a beautiful, powerful and humorous story

which will touch the heart of the audience through understanding the importance of developing a strong commitment to heri-tage, beliefs and values.”

Keone Fuqua is of Hawaiian heritage and currently teaches acting and various other theater courses at the University of South Alabama and the University of Mo-

bile. Fuqua received his Master’s of Fine Arts Degree in Performance from the Uni-versity of Southern Mississippi.

Locally Fuqua has directed such plays as “Hear the Voices Ring” at the Saenger Theater, “Singing in the Rain” with the University of Mobile’s Upper Room The-ater, “The Women of Lockerbie” with Theatre USA, and “Lost Highway” with the Joe Jefferson players.

The production crew includes: scenic and lighting designer, Lyle B. Miller; cos-tume designer, Rebecca F. Britton; and stage manager, Tara Gebhard. The cast includes: Neil Henderson as Adolph, Ash-ley Sutter as Boo, Devin Patrick as Reba, Christina McCarty as Lala, Meliah Scar-brough as Sunny, Carlo Freda IV as Joe, and Evan Wilson as Peachy.

“The Last Night of Ballyhoo” will be presented in the Laidlaw Performing Arts Center beginning Feb. 19 and ending Feb. 27.


"The Last Night of Ballyhoo is indeed a

special play..."

~Keone Fuqua, Director

Colin McGee | Photo EditorThe USA Show Choir gave its premier concert Feb. 7 at Laidlaw Performing Arts Center, where the house was packed and energy levels were high.

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Moving to Las Vegas and beginning a career as a professional hypnotist is not most people’s dream. It certainly was not a goal for Thom Kaz when he was a stu-dent at the University of South Alabama in the 80’s. He was a medical student and a successful baseball player, but not an entertainer.

Kaz was first introduced to the art of hypnosis by a Sports Illustrated article. It instantly sparked in him an interest in the “power of the mind.” Unfortunately, without a way to study it, his curiosity fell by the wayside and he joined the mili-tary.

In 1991, while stationed in the Air Force, he had the opportunity to see a hypnosis show by James Medicineman and his interest in mind tricks returned. After the show, he asked Medicineman about his art and promised to return to another show. He came back the next night, sneaking in a Sony walkman with a microphone and recorded the entire show. He later transcribed every word. Before long, Kaz was performing hypno-sis on his friends and soon started playing local clubs, gradually moving up to fully paid performances.

After his time in the military, he came back to Mobile and was soon thereafter married. Kaz performed shows around town, but never really developed a strong following. After losing two close friends to drugs and alcohol, he decided to dedicate his time to a charity of his own creation. Kaz started Home Run Against Drugs to encourage children to stay in school and away from drugs and alcohol.

When an opportunity came, Kaz and his family packed up and moved to Las Vegas with little next to nothing to sup-port them. Kaz worked on the charity by day and was an aspiring entertainer by night. He went several months without performing and just as he had decided to give up, he came upon the Palace Sta-tion Casino. Kaz guaranteed the Palace Station entertainment coordinator that he had the “best show on the planet.” Surprisingly, he was given a month of

booked dates which quickly sold out. The Palace Station Casino gave Kaz another month and another month until finally he was signed to a contract and began per-forming shows at several venues. Home Run Against Drugs grew as well, and to-day, the program, which is sponsored by baseball legend Ozzie Smith, is active in over 23 U.S. states.

Thom Kaz had the opportunity to network with some of the biggest names on the Vegas Strip and became a widely renowned hypnotist and entertainer. The ride lasted for about seven years until a desire to bring his family home took over. He and his wife moved back to Mobile.

Kaz is currently the director of mar-keting and special events at Pure - The Experience and also performs his hyp-nosis show every first Friday of each new month. He is also a motivational speaker and is a clinically certified hypnotist. Home Run Against Drugs is growing, and Kaz is working on generating more awareness around Mobile.

Kaz made it clear that being an en-tertainer is the joy in his life, but it takes a back seat to his true passion, which is helping others find the confidence to do great things. Kaz assuredly professes his ability to motivate a person and find their true potential. Kaz also claims that there is limitless potential to the application of his techniques, which can be used to im-prove your work and social life, both in school and in the real world.

Hypnosis is not something everyone can just pick up as a hobby; take it to Ve-gas, and book casino gigs and HBO spe-cials. At the end of the day Kaz says, “Do what you love, and love what you do.”

As recipient of the British Book Award for Children’s Book of the Year and the Kid’s Choice Award of 2009 for Best Book, The “Twilight” Saga by Stephenie Meyer has obviously earned the best credentials fictional writing has to offer these days.

Therefore, it should be no surprise that this adolescent fiction series should make the prestigious leap from pop teen sensation to collegiate classroom, correct?

Understandably, any college student who pays tuition should instinctually develop a pit in the bottom of their stomach upon such accusations as the “Twilight” novels becoming official col-lege literature material.

Imagine a world in which the bright-est students of any major university can accrue student loan debt paying for a course that teaches about fictional, spar-kling vampires and handsomely-ripped werewolves who epically battle for an awkward, underage girl. Unfortunately, this is no figment of your imagination.

Ohio State University enrolled stu-dents in a 2009 Honors Introduction to Fiction course that used “Twilight” as a required text. The duly accredited “Twilight” series accompanies other actual substantial fiction novels, such

as Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” and Bram Stoker’s “Dracula.” The course’s instructor, Associate Professor Aman-pal Garcha, invites students to explore these texts, “as they push us to consider the nature and importance of literary imagination,” according to the course syllabus.

Garcha has not replied to e-mails The Vanguard sent him regarding the use of “Twilight” in his coursework.

I don’t know about you, but when the phrase “literary imagination” comes to mind, I most definitely do not think of “Twilight.”

But how do Ohio State Students, who pay a potential $33,768 in tuition and fees (according to the OSU web-site) relate to students at the University of South Alabama? Dr. Pat Cesarini, interim chair of the USA English de-

What: Made in Dagenha, a film about work-ing class women fighting for equal rights.

Where: The Crescent Theater in Down-town, Mobile

When: Feb. 11 to Feb. 17th with showings at 6 p.m. and 8:30 p.m.

What: Giant Insects, an exhibit featuring six oversized robotic bugs, a live insect zoo, and much more bug-related fun.

Where: The Gulf Coast ExploreumWhen: Jan. 22 to May 22

What: Jag Radio Interest MeetingWhere: Communications Building Room

1213When: Feb. 15 from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. and

Feb. 16 from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m.

What: Jasper Redd, comedy show with door prizes.

Where: Student Center BallroomWhen: Feb. 16 at 7:30 p.m.

What: Mardi Gras Mayhem, themed dance party with games, door prizes, and a DJ.

Where: Student Center BallroomWhen: Feb. 17 at 7 p.m.

What: WSKJ and Soul Kitchen present Lee Brice

Where: Soul Kitchen in Downtown, MobileWhen: Feb. 17 at 7:30 p.m.

What: Conde Cavalier ParadeWhere: Streets of Downtown, MobileWhen: Feb. 18 at 6:30 p.m.

What: Bayport Parading Society, Pharaoh's Mystic Society Parade, and Conde Explorer's Parade.

Where: Streets of Downtown, MobileWhen: Feb. 19 at 2:30 p.m., 6:30 p.m. and 7

p.m., respectively.

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By Nick GriffithCONTRIBUTING WRITER

Thom Kaz: Motivator first, hypnotist second

‘Twilight’ making its way into college syllabi

Courtesy of Thom Kaz

Thom Kaz is a man of vision, who has a strong desire to share his gifts both to en-tertain and to motivate people to achieve the impossible.

http://farm4.static.flickr.comEdward and Bella might just be the next Romeo and Juliet. 100 years from now, perhaps Stephanie Meyer will become a classic author.

Rod’s Weekly PlannerHere are some Arts & Entertainment activities on and off campus that are guaranteed to keep you busy without sending you to the Battleship.

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Brett Favre is not a Green Bay Packer.In fact, he ceased being one in 2007. So

why has Favre become the story of Super Bowl XLV?

I would never undermine Favre’s place in that team’s history. No one represented that team more than he did, but this is Aaron Rodger’s moment.

And yet, following Green Bay’s 31-25 vic-tory over Pittsburgh, the questions immedi-ately shifted to Favre and how Rodgers’ vic-tory effects his legacy.

Really guys? Let Favre go.It’s this sort of mindless media worship

that has brought Brett back year after year. Don’t be silly. Super Bowl XLV has zero bearing on Favre’s legacy.

Make no mistake, Brett Favre is this gen-erations greatest sport’s treasure, but this is the last time I’ll allow myself to think of him. Favre had a fantastic career, and I hope 2011 was truly his swan song.

This day is about Aaron Rodgers and the 2010 Packers.

Rodgers looked every bit his own man in Dallas on Super Bowl Sunday. He was gutsy, mechanical and accurate. And at 27 years old, he may be set to overtake his predeces-sors as the new face of Packers football.

But why stop there?Barring a disastrous lockout scenario,

Rodgers is young and talented enough to win several more Super Bowls. More impor-tantly, he’s surrounded by the right roster to repeat as Super Bowl Champions.

Rodgers, the Super Bowl MVP, passed for 304 yards and three touchdowns and was clearly FOX’s darling on Super Bowl Sunday.

But some would try to take that away from him. After his greatest career win, they would compare championships, a process that would devalue each trophy Green Bay has ever won.

They wonder how many games HE would have won with this team and if Rodgers is as good as him.

A Super Bowl Championship is a pre-cious thing. Green Bay is fortunate to have won four of them.

As a lifelong New Orleans Saints fan, I wouldn’t trade Super Bowl XLIV for any-thing. With that franchises’ luck, another championship may never come. With that, I have but one message for fans of the Pack-ers, NFL and Brett Favre.

Value this moment and let him go.

Editor’s note: You can follow Matt Weaver on Twitter: @JMattWeaver

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Stanky Field Renovation Nearly Complete

By Matt WeaverSPORTS EDITOR

Men’s basketball falls to in-state rivalsTroy Shoots 57.1 Percent to Drop Jags to 6-5 at Mitchell Center

South Alabama men’s basketball failed to make it two in a row against in-state ri-val Troy on Thursday night as Travis Lee’s game-high 28 points was all the Trojans needed to take home a 72-59 victory at the Mitchell Center.

Troy hit 57.1 percent of their shots, in-cluding 66.7 percent in the second half as South Alabama’s woes continue at home.

“We’ve got to protect our home court,” South Alabama head coach Ronnie Arrow said. “We let them shoot 57 percent. Case closed. We don’t guard. It’s very disappoint-ing. It’s not that we can’t. It’s that we don’t. You can’t jump into a kid’s body and make them want to do something that they don’t want to do.”

Lee was nearly perfect in Thursday night’s game shooting 10-15 and draining 6 out of 11 three pointers. Martino Brock led the Jags with 20 points, but too many missed shots from South Alabama led to an-other conference loss

“We had no answer for Lee,” Arrow said. “He just shot and shot. The game plan was not to let him or Regis Huddleston get the ball. It’s hard to score when you don’t get the ball, but unfortunately, when he got it, it went in the hole.”

South Alabama went into the first half with plenty of energy and got off to a great start, but Troy’s defense suffocated momen-tum back to their court. With 13 minutes left in the half the Trojans took the lead and never looked back.

The second half was no different; the Jags came in strong and closed a double-digit deficit to five points, but the Trojans pulled themselves together and couldn’t seem to miss. On the other hand the Jags shot poorly from the field with a FG per-centage of only 34.5%.

The Jags fall to 10-13 (4-8 SBC) while the Trojans move to 6-17 (4-7 SBC).

Women’s Basketball Completes Comeback at Home Against Troy

Trailing by 10 midway through the sec-

ond half, the University of South Alabama women’s basketball used a 20-2 run as it rallied back to capture a 72-62 victory over Troy Wednesday evening at the Mitchell Center.

With the win, South Alabama head coach Rick Pietri picked up his 183rd career victory at the collegiate level to become the program’s all-time winningest coach.

The victory also marked the first time that USA has come back to win a game when trailing at the break in 10 tries.

“We finally just reached down deep inside ourselves when things weren’t going well and we just pulled it out,” Pietri said.

I told them in the locker room that, with the limited amount of time we have in the season, we know we can do it. We can draw from this experience and know we can do it, should we have to again.”

USA (14-10, 6-6 SBC) will return to ac-tion on Feb. 17 when the Lady Jags travel to take on North Texas.

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Renovations are nearing completion for South Alabama's Stanky Field. Construction crews have been fast at work since the summer to complete a warning track, extended dogouts, and a state-of-the-art viewing patio angled from left field. The changes are intended to have Stanky Field compete with other Division-I and Sun Belt Conference schools.

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South Alabama Softball off to Best Start in Program’s History

The University of South Alabama softball team posted ten home runs and allowed only four runs on day two of the Hibbett-Easton All-Alabama Softball Classic in Vestavia Hills, Ala. The Jaguars downed Samford, 10-3, in game one, and defeated Alabama State, 13-1, in game two.

South Alabama (4-0) is off to its best start in the programs history.

Meghan Collins and Brittany Fowler led the Jaguar offense, each going 2-for-3 with two runs. Fowler also had two of the Jag-uars’ 10 RBI, along with Britany Campbell and Haley Hopkins who also tallied two RBIs each. Hopkins and Christin Crocker each went 2-for-5 at the plate. Four players had two hits for the Jaguars while five had a hit as well.

Overstreet Picked to All -SBC; Jags Baseball Picked to Finish Seventh

University of South Alabama baseball third baseman Jake Overstreet was named Preseason All-Sun Belt Conference, while the Jaguars were predicted to finish seventh in the league, as announced by the confer-ence office Friday morning.

Overstreet was the lone Jaguar to receive preseason honors, which are based largely on the previous year. Last season, Overstreet drove in 74 runs, which tied for the most in the SBC and marked the second-highest single-season total in South Alabama history – only six shy of Luis Gonzalez’s all-time mark of 80 RBIs set in 1988.

South Alabama Graduate Racing at Daytona International Speedway

South Alabama alumni Grant Enfinger competed on the high banks of Daytona International Speedway on Saturday, finishing eighth at the ARCA ReMax Slick Mist 200 for 2008 ARCA championship team Allgaier Motorsports.

Enfinger completed a successful weekend that also saw him post the fastest speeds in practice and place his own car, driven by veteran Benny Gordon, to seventh.

ARCA legend Bobby Gerhart won the event after leading the most laps.

Men’s Tennis Defeats Southern Miss For Second Win

South Alabama men’s tennis improved to 2-1 after shutting out Southern Miss 7-0 Wednesday at the Mobile Tennis Center.The Golden Eagles fall to 1-6.

The USA tandem of freshman Parker Allen and sophomore Alexandre Bernard set the tone for the match downing Michael Sims and Alex Doleac 8-0. In the No. 2 flight, juniors Hanno Bartsch and Dauw Kruger clinched the doubles point with their 8-4 victory over Paulo Alvarado and Jovan Zeljkovic. Senior Lucas Viel and ju-nior Romain Bocaert followed topping Jan Burmeister and Julien Roussel 8-5.

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Do you remember that movie “The Re-placements?”

You know, where Keanu Reeves, John Favreau and friends play some professional football because the real players went on strike?

We might be on the verge of living through a scenario like that when the next NBA and NFL season come around. If they come around.

And as much as I love Keanu, there is no way I want something like that to happen. Some people are calling it the doomsday sce-nario because the NFL and NBA could actu-ally be shut down for a period of time.

How could this happen you might ask? As always, it boils down to money. In the NFL the current collective bargaining agreement contract is set to expire and a new one must be agreed on.

The sticking point comes in when both sides made it apparent that they want the ma-jority of the league’s revenue. Also the own-ers want to have the players to play two less preseason games in exchange for two more regular season games.

This shouldn’t make sense for a league that has been making new rules to help protect players. Playing additional games is not in the spirit of good health.

As for the money, the owners want a larger slice of the pie because they own the fran-chises.

In my opinion there is no money without the players and there are over a thousand players that split their percent of the money. There are only 32 owners.

It’s the same situation in the National Bas-ketball League. In their situation I suggest the same thing. There is no game without the players and no money to be had should no games be played.

It’s absolutely ridiculous that these agree-ments have not been signed or in some in-stances even talked about. The NFL walked out of a meeting with the NFL Payer’s As-sociation (NFLPA) last week after the NFLPA offered a 50 percent split between the players and the owners.

The bottom line I suggest to all parties is to just get it done. I refuse to give up Lebron and Brady for hockey and golf.

It’s not going to happen and those in charge need to make strides to ensure that it won’t. Deals must be made, and games have to be played.

As much as I love Keanu Reeves and John Favreau I’ll take Lebron and Brady every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Doomsday Scenario Quickly Approaches

By Jayson CurrySPORTS REPORTER

Denver Nuggets small forward Carmelo Anthony. Anthony has been involved in trade talks with the New York Knick, Los Angeles Lakers, and Chicago Bulls since last season.

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Anthony Rumors Heat Up

As the NBA All Star Weekend draws closer, so does the NBA Trade Dead-line. For weeks the NBA has been filled with rumors of Carmelo Anthony’s fu-ture destination. Anthony will be a free agent after the season. With rumors of the Los Angeles Lakers, the Chicago Bulls, the New Jersey Nets, and the New York Knicks in the hunt, Anthony’s des-tination is uncertain. For whoever gets Melo, they have an immediate threat in the lineup as the All Star is averaging 25 points a game this season. Let’s break-down his destinations.

Lakers: The Lakers are looking for young talent to clinch their third straight NBA championship, but they would have to give up Andrew Bynum, a young but gifted center who Jerry Bus, the Laker’s owner, is very fond of. This deal is a one for one trade, but looks to fall short for the Nugget’s taste. When asked Bynum said,” that’s just rumors being passed around league.”

Nets: The Nets have had numerous talks with the Nuggets about Carmelo, but the negotiations have fell through the cracks as the Nets have grown tired of distracting the players as well as the fans. With a mediocre lineup, New Jer-sey has a slim chance of landing Antho-ny, but do not rule them out before the deadline.

Knicks: New York has great meaning to Carmelo Anthony as he played high

school ball at Oak Hill Academy and played at Syracuse where he led the Or-angemen to a NCAA championship.

The Knicks are back to a NBA pow-erhouse with the acquisition of Amare Stoudemire. The Knicks look to be An-thony’s primary destination, but when is the question. Are the Knicks willing to trade anyone for Melo as their offense is already a threat, or do the Knicks wait for him to join them in free agency in the summer?

Bulls: Chicago is not a serious con-tender for Anthony as of now, but their name has been thrown in the pot among the lead. The Bulls, with an All Star point guard and center, lack shoot-ing from the perimeter, which Anthony could give them. The Bulls are probably the fourth best team in the East behind the Heat, the Celtics, and the Magic, but with an acquisition of Melo, the Bulls could be a serious contender for the East.

Nuggets: Although Anthony has been in rumors with all these teams, do not be surprised when he decides to stay in Denver with the Nuggets. Carmelo Anthony has said that he is willing to discuss an extension with Nuggets. An-thony wants to win by any means neces-sary.

It is going to be interesting over the next week if trade talks widen. If the Nuggets decide to trade Anthony at least they could get players instead of losing him to free agency. Melo is look-ing to sign a 3-year, $65 million contract or extension.

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co-author of the report and director of the Higher Education Research Institute. “Stu-dents and families are now charged with the task of becoming more resourceful and stra-tegic in finding new and creative ways to pay for college.”

The Counseling and Testing Center offers seminars on stress management and conflict resolution.

“We don’t always wait for people to come to us,” Clark said of the seminars.

At the seminars, the students “see who we are, and see that we’re not scary,” Clark said.

For more information, e-mail Dr. Clark at [email protected].

If you are feeling like your emotional health is not in the “highest 10 percent,” help is available to you. The Counseling Center is open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on weekdays.

To set up an appointment, call 460-7051.All visits are confidential, and since the

counseling center is in conjunction with the testing center, no one will know which ser-vice you intend to use.

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6. After he takes you on a secretly planned horse-drawn carriage ride with champagne, chocolate and roses, say, “Wow. That is un-canny. My ex did the exact same thing for me on our first Valentine’s Day!” Then talk about your ex for the rest of the night.

7. If he does choose Valentine’s Day to pop the question, say no.

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“weaken” our educational experience. However, I do not believe additional ques-tions asked by a classmate ever harmed anyone. There is another situation that I see commonly happen.

In fact, this situation has occurred so often I have heard another student lean over and say, “Is it a South tradition to be verbally assaulted by this guy?”

Sometimes people with certain diagno-ses can repeat socially abnormal behav-iors. I’m not implying that we can’t react humanly and giggle when something said or done makes us feel uncomfortable; but we can still behave humanely and remember that we are all here under the same laws, striving to better our situation, no matter where we came from or how we got here.

If you are on campus with a disability or have questions about disability-related services at USA, contact the Office of Special Student Services at 251-460-7212.

a potential shooter anywhere, so shouldn’t everybody carry a gun at all times? No thanks.

The police exist for a reason, and they’ve been doing their job for a long time. So if it comes down to moving around in a school filled with hundreds of armed and deadly guns or facing a .00004 percent chance of dying at the hands of a school shooter, I’ll take my chances with the shooter.

A teacher should go to the authorities if an issue about school security arises.

Teachers have the right to own guns just like any other American and are under obligation to adhere to gun regu-lations like every other American.

It still stands, though, that teachers should not have to go to work afraid for their lives and the lives of their students because their weaponless state leaves them defenseless in the face of a school shooter.

Government security and state secu-rity measures can only be stretched so far before the systems weaken.

In the case of school attacks where teachers and children are targeted, teachers and school officials should band together and become a militia of education governed by reason and definite regulations.

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and Byrd didn’t disappoint. She received her Bachelor of Science in Meteorology from Mississippi State University.

Nothing could stop Byrd from apply-ing to be the next meteorologist at Fox 10. She’d simply planned ahead and applied herself. These turned out to be two of the traits that employers like Cashen look for in employees. Byrd has been with Fox 10 since, and says she has no plans of work-ing anywhere else or in any other field at the present, though she would consider going back to school to learn manage-ment or teaching.

“We have worried for a while that the increased prevalence of obesity in children and young adults may take its toll in car-diovascular disease and stroke,” Sacco told the CDC.

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention took samples from hospitals in 41 states across the United States including about 8 million cases per year. According to the article, they looked at the percentages for all strokes by gender and in seven age groups.

According to the CDC, for every 10,000 hospitalizations in 1994-95 compared with 2006-07, strokes rose:

—51 percent, from 9.8 to 14.8, among males 15 to 34 years old

—17 percent, from 3.6 to 4.2, in females 15 to 34

—47 percent, from 36 to 52.9, in males 35 to 44

—36 percent, from 21.9 to 30, in females 35 to 4

These percentages were reproduced from the original article published on USA-today.com.

This news is also especially startling because a recent meeting report from the ASA reported that young, uninsured stroke survivors would possibly be unable to cover the related medical expenses. This relates to students’ ability to find and be successful in careers. Because there are an abundant number of jobs instead of careers for stu-dents out there, students usually don’t have healthcare benefits.

I will leave you with this career-related thought: if students are unable to find ca-reers and these trends continue, things could be a lot worse.

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performance,” said Caten regarding the au-dio problems that were suffered during the performance.

The performance lasted roughly an hour and included hit songs such as “Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield, and “Keep Holding On” by Avril Lavigne.

It was not until the group performed “De-fying Gravity” from the musical Wicked, that they really came alive and grabbed my at-tention. It was at this point in the show that solidified the group’s potential to progress.

“My favorite moment was when we as a group of varied and different people walked out and became a single unified voice,” com-mented Parker Chastain, performer and Biomedical Sciences sophomore.

“There are always jitters right before I go on stage, but once the song begins, I just start singing and nothing else matters,” said Em-ily Isacson, a junior Music Education major, regarding potential first night jitters. Isacson could not be more honest, the entire USA Show Choir came on stage with a presence

and confidence that would meet little to no match.

“Although I was nervous throughout the day, I mentally prepared myself by remem-bering how it felt performing in high school show choir or even just a couple of weeks ago at the Miss USA Scholarship Pageant,” said Sandra Huynh, a Biology sophomore, when asked how she mentally prepared for their first performance. “It’s exciting to do something you love, and the smiles in the au-dience from the people who came to support make all the nerves go away.

“I was just so ready to finally be able to do our show.”

The USA Show Choir has set the stage for a new tradition at the University of South Alabama, following the success of this pre-mier event the group will be performing again on March 30 at the 7th on the Hill Fashion Show and also on April 1 at Relay for Life.

For more information check out the USA Show Choir on Facebook at http://www.fa-cebook.com/USAShowChoir.

a big freaking can of awesome on stage as he did sound effects and impersonations, to accompany hilarious stories and jokes. The effect of his performance was odd, because while hilariously brilliant, it is also jaw-dropping and fantastical. Winslow’s rendition of Black Sabbath’s “Ironman” was incredible. I had chills and they were multiplying.

At one point during the show, Winslow pays tribute to Star Wars as the movie is

played on a big screen behind him with all but the infamous John William’s score removed. Instead, Winslow fills in for all the sound effects and voices. It was an incred-ible display of versatility and range.

Like most good things in life, Winslow’s show was only here for that limited engage-ment. Apparently, Winslow is currently in talks to take his show to the bigger audi-ences of the Las Vegas strip. If you made it out and got to meet this amazing character then consider yourself fortunate. For those who didn’t, well, you are just stuck watching Police Academy.

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partment and associate professor of early American literature said, “Shakespeare is a classic, and in his time he was con-sidered to be popular.”

Obviously Shakespeare and Meyer generate many potential comparisons. The only difference between the two literary figures is 400 years of audience; the shaping of modern grammar, spell-ing and punctuation; inspiring 20,000 pieces of music; and the direct influence on significant authors such as Thomas Hardy, William Faulkner, and Charles Dickens.

Fortunately, Cesarini confirmed that USA English courses focus on more challenging material than “Twilight.”

The question remains if popular-ity can validate the academic benefit of Twilight in an honors college classroom.

To put things lightly, renowned novel-ist Stephen King compared J. K. Rowl-ing and Meyer like this: “The real differ-ence is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer, and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Perhaps the writers of tomorrow should refrain from modeling their works after an individual widely criticized as someone who lacks the ability to write well.

In the end, accredited universities should think twice about integrating popular entertainment into the class-room.

Considering that the only real issue at stake is the future of America, it would seem the growing student loan debt and current job market might have students questioning the legitimacy of “Twilight” in the classroom.

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meeting is canceled.Lasting a little more than a hour, this bud-

get meeting was a welcome relief to student leaders who are used to two or three hour-long meetings.

Thirty-six of the 44 requests by organiza-tions who were represented were approved by one mass appropriation vote for $45,026.19. The other eight requests were discussed indi-vidually, although three of these were tabled until the next meeting.

Some of the student leaders expressed frustration during this part of the meeting because the SGA Executive Committee (EC) denied funding that violated appropriations rules.

Over the summer of 2010, the rules about what items constitute a “uniform” were changed to exclude items worn below the waist, such as pants and shoes. This meet-ing, unlike the spring budget meeting, did see some ostensible student confusion about the rules change.

Despite this, most students The Vanguard spoke with were quite satisfied with how the budget meeting went.

The Vanguard also spoke with Senate Pro-Tem Paige Perry, who was instrumental in getting the appropriations packets reviewed by all but two members of the senate.

Perry, who looked visibly tired after the meeting, told The Vanguard she had been

quite busy meeting with senators to review the packets.

“All of us are busy, which creates schedul-ing problems,” she said. Perry also expressed frustration with the poor communication within the SGA.

“I wish the senators would have commu-nicated with me that they wouldn’t be able to meet at a certain time or would need longer [to review the packets],” Perry said.

The process was made more difficult, Per-ry said, because the previous week’s meeting was canceled due to a campus-wide power outage.

Perry said that because this is her last term in the SGA, she is worried about how sustain-able this process would be in the future.

Perry also echoed concerns about senator participation outside of meetings, which has been a problem for the SGA all year.

“Some people run just for the title, but it’s a lot of work,” she added.

Overall, however, the senators and EC were pleased with how the meeting went. SGA President Kim Proctor told The Van-guard she was pleased with how prepared the senators were for this meeting.

SGA Treasurer Michael Baldwin added that had it not been for the appropriations packet review process, the meeting would have lasted much longer.

As mentioned, this week’s SGA meeting has been canceled. The budget process will continue next week.

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