Familiar Faces Chapter Ten
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- 1. Welcome back to Familiar FacesChapter Ten: The Zombies Arise!
2. In the last chapter we introduced all the members of the Familiar family that are currently trekking their way thru their university experience. All the first cousins, descendants of Abe Familiar, live together here, in the family Greek house. The four second cousins that are descendants of Al Familiar, live across campus in their own home. Those four won't get much face time this chapter, but you will be seeing more of them and/or their descendants later on. For, despite the drama that erupts around them from time to time, the Familiar clan is a close knit group and they love nothing more than getting together for good times, laughter and slap fests. 3. So Cary at the end of the last chapter we tossed out a bit of a surprise, and brought Cassandra Goth forward as your potential mate, the two of you seemed to get along, what do you think about Cass?"I like her, she's pretty and she's fun. I don't know her that well yet, the party was over before we got to do much more than just talk. I guess we'll just have to see, but really I don't understand why I can't have Amelia."*sigh* We've been over this time and time again Cary, there's several reasons you can't have Amelia. The primary one being that you are the heir to the legacy and therefore must produce children with a legacy legal match and Amelia isn't legacy legal. Secondly she's your mother's cousin and even if she looks young at the moment she has less than a week till elder. Third and in my opinion most importantly, she's married and when he's not slapping her for accepting your flirt's Amelia and Bo are very happy together."Yo! Cary get outa that tub I gotta tell you something important!" 4. "What's up Ben?""Well you know my mom? She burned some spaghetti! Can you believe it? Ten cooking points and she burns the spaghetti!""Yeah, yeah Ben, very funny. It was funnier the first hundred times you told me though. Don't you have anything new yet?""Nah, sorry there's just not that much that goes on around here to talk about." 5. "What do you mean nothing exciting goes on around here? I just got Mr. Bricky to stand up all on his own!"There's nothing worse than a popularity sim hitting rock bottom and being forced to make friends with a brick."If you'd let me throw a party I wouldn't have to talk to Mr. Bricky."Sorry Cher, parties scare me at the moment, you all are confined to one per semester for now. 6. "Do you two live in there? The hot tub is community property Clint, take her upstairs and use a bed for once, jeez." 7. "I said yes! I said yes! Voooo Gerbits!"Grats to Clint and Lucy for being the first couple of the generation to make it official, there will once again be a llama running around Familiarity. We've been missing that since Robin died."Grats on the engagement bro, I'm gonna go scour the hot tub out now so it's useable again." 8. Clint and Lucy aren't the only two making beautiful music together. Contessa Rebecca originally was a friend of the Familiar's former placeholder Charles. She came to his graduation party and at one point followed him to a bring a friend party and that's where she met Bade. Ever since she brought Cassandra along with her at the last bring a friend party, Bade's been paying her a lot more attention. 9. "Rebecca, even though this is our first official date something tells me what we feel for each other is for real. And since we're both rolling up wants to get engaged and you haven't yet tried to bite me I think you might feel the same. Will you share a crypt with me forever?""Oh Bade of the big beak, of course I will!" 10. "Now where did they hide that coffin?"Sorry Rebecca the coffin went home with Bob last generation, you'll have to fly off at dawn."But he said forever"Forever starts in two semesters. 11. "Out of shape you say? Ha! I'd like to see you do one handed push ups!"Just smile and nod Cher, I'll cancel the action out as soon as he's gone don't worry. 12. "A fire here? This does not bode well for my first date with Cary. What if he's been injured? or Wright Forbid what if , what if, he's Stinky!?! ewww.""Nothing to worry about miss, it's just time for the daily dormie clean up at the Greek house." 13. "And then I'll run out on stage and jump to grab the mic like this and the crowd will roar and start chanting Cary! Cary! Cary!""How exciting!""Isn't it though? And after the concert when I get back stage there will be all kinds of groupies waiting for me hoping that I'll sling sweat on them or something. Hey! I just got an idea, you could be my stage slut if you want, you know the girl that's always there waiting to feed me grapes and wipe my brow?""Well, when you put it that way how could I resist?" 14. "What Johnny? No I'm not calling you from a hen house, it's just the secret society police arresting Boris for cheating at chess."And the ball starts rolling again for the secret society inductions. 15. Seconds after Boris arrived at the Familiarity Foundation safe house, DJ Verse realized that a gate had been attached to Audrey's enclosure. At last there was food available at the foundation house again. There had been no food here since Al's visit, two generations ago, when those toaster pastries that burned were left the oven. The foundation members were all getting pretty hungry. 16. "I'd like to place an order for a zombie please! What yes I said I want a zombie! No I'm not going to be coy and pretend that I really want to bring my old dear friend back to life and I just don't know how much I'd need to spend or I don't have the money, the Unnatural Army needs zombies man!" 17. Welcome to the world of shuffling and stinking DJ, you are now the first college recruit for the UA. Don't mind Boris there for all he looks regretful, he's not at all, in fact he's rolling up the want to be your friend right this instant. 18. "You see ever since Jenn upped the number of people allowed on a lot at one time and the secret society generated those extra thirty or so members to compensate for it we've known that we'd have to decrease the numbers significantly in order to make movement on this lot possible. Now that she's found the no secret society regeneration hack we're able to set the plan in motion. What we really wanted were some of the folks with the bad custom hair choices, like Melissa here, to eat cake and die but we really can't be picky now can we?" 19. "And then DJ stumbled out of the building looking like this, groaning and moaning about brains all the way. An excellent specimen she is if I do say so myself." 20. "Like Boris would know an excellent specimen if one slapped him in the face. Sigh, we never should have sent the military man in first. All brawn and no brains, he could have at least acted remorseful in front of the others, now it will take awhile before any of them are hungry enough to grab the cake. We need to find a faster way to up our recruitment, I'll have to investigate this myself. " 21. "They're taking away my love, now I'll never find another sim willing to put a bag over my head while we woohoo"Hush now, she'll be back before the party is over, in fact I doubt you'll even notice the time while she's gone. 22. "Arrested for giving bad makeovers to dormies and for wanting to start your own breeding program with Apes." 23. "My kids are a shoe in for private school enrollment now"And all this time Bailey, I thought you really liked Eric, I was even resigned to little Gage wanna be's running around the hood."Pff that ape, get real, now if he was a werewolf or a plantsim or something interesting I might have been willing to mix my genes with his, but ugly ain't nothing special." 24. "Arrested for being the only sim on campus to make it to senior year a virgin.""What? It's a crime that I'm saving myself for someone special?"It is when that someone special is going to be crafted on a workbench. 25. "They just don't understand me, but you'll understand me won't you Betsy?" 26. "Look Cher the mother ship is landing""Where!!" 27. "Arrested for being the only one gullible enough to repeatedly fall for Boris's chess cheating"Poor Officer Kitty looks as bored with the constant secret society arrests as I am."You have no idea." 28. Cher finally achieves her dream of getting membership into the secret society. It was the only thing she thought was important about going to university. Now that's she's here she realizes that there's really no point in it past the first 1,000 aspiration points gotten for meeting someone new. 29. "Well there's is the look on Aubrey's face when she popped out a piece of cake and Nikki plowed down three other girls in order to nab it. Kinda like throwing a bouquet into a pack of desperate thirty somethings." 30. "But I didn't know her so I can't make her a zombie and trying to fight my way thru the crowd to play pool's just not worth it. I can play pool at home." 31. "You know that I'm really happy you came over Johnny but I really need to finish this term paper. We don't have to spend every minute together why don't you go home and I'll call you when I'm done?""That's okay hon, I'll just sit here and wait. Ever since everyone in the other house graduated I've been living on a little 2x2 lot with no furniture." 32. "Sides there's food here. I don't even have a mini fridge on my lot."Okay so I'll go decide what house you can afford alone rather than waiting until Cher graduates so that you can afford a more expensive model. Here I thought I was being nice."Motherlode's nice, an empty 2x2 lot is just lazy."I don't motherlode my spare's Johnny sorry, you have to live on what you've got."Plus whatever they can stash away in their bank account while they're kids."Well yeah, but we weren't gonna mention that. 33. "Is that all that's gonna happen? You're just gonna let Joh