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just got off work what a fruckin night but thanks to my sweet annie for all her help ann i owe you one • Has spent too much time this week being worried and bummed out over things I have no control over. I have to keep pushing myself, keep motivating myself to do better and be better. I owe it to myself, because its always myself who catches me when I fall. • I owe Angel Brill and Victoria Goings a Picc (: • Goin thru the phone i c i owe a lotta txts back... ima get back to errbody if not today then toma ... Tryna de stress fo i .....yea • so glad im off tomorrow! thank you so much Michelle Jennifer Brady for helping me out this week! i owe you big time! • I owe my sister Della for introducing me to country music all those years ago • Gotta the best cuzin in da world nikka trooped mad far jus to make sure I’d be alright thanks Danny I owe u big time tru talk words can’t express how I’m feelin buoy it rite now so I want A • The Streets Had Me For A Long Time......... Now I’m Gods Property ..... I owe him Everything...... Thank you Lord....... ZooBoi 4 L I F E • God is good pls help me thnk him he dne more than ma understanding n Reasoning he truely is a miracle worker I owe ma life body soul spirit to u do wth me as u pls forever be grateful I gve u alll glory n praise • Sunday, Coco beach amd surfing. Thank you Crystal for the boards> I owe you girl. • I owe all my great hair to head & shoulders • I have two debts I wish I could pay with a check........I owe one an apology and the other forgiveness. • Would like to thank Dr. Ferro for the emergency surgery on my toe at 9:30 on a Friday night at my kitchen table.... I owe you some golf bud • Whatever will be will be. God is my stronghold and I put no man before him.....All that I am and all that I’m going to be I owe it all to him... God Be the Glory!!!!!! • I could not ask for better friends/ family/coworkers. Everyone really bust their butt to make this a great Bday. I owe my coworkers and my family big time • I feel like I owe the world some right decisions and som right answers because lately i’ve been doin everythng wrong. Maturity feels good. • almost got my car towed last night outside mac’s tavern -- apparently valet parking can get your ass towed for $250 + $30 ticket. Pat (bartender at Macs) I owe you!!!!! why does philly make $ on complicated parking signs--- such a scam! • getting excited to see him tomorrow.. time is taking forever but then again this is is good time to say good bye to misty and my little baby brother.. i love them and im going to miss them a whole lot. thank you misty for everything that you done for me and taught me... i owe you big. but i still cant wait to see you tomorrow super stupid :) • Yea! Girls are going to their first slumber party on saturday! Im going to owe mark and brenda big time ;) now, what on earth am i going to do with a night all to myself?! • ok funny shit i owe wayne for teaching me to drive a stick yesterday at work cuz i refused to let him show me i refused he kept on me until i said yes..wow it took forever lol... Finally me and mary got a babysitter and get some alone time. We really need it. Thanks ash I owe you big time. • New found appreciation for puerto ricans... my car died on irving and outta the hundreds of ppl that passes a random puerto rican man stopped and helped me push my car to a safe spot. I owe him a rum and a hector lavoe album... • I wana thank my babymama nicole atty for takin me to take care of my business godbless ur heart i owe u love alwayz wit ur crazy ass • Woohoo babysitting getting money that wont be mine cause I owepeople money Hopefully, I can get my ass to Toxic Holocaust Aug.13th. I owe it to myself. • ran 5 miles tonight! I think I owe it to myself to get a new pair of nike shorts :) • I wasnt that drunk, dude you owe mr.chow £80,000 • Made it thru the storm.......I owe it all to GOD....... Well, i now have a job!!! Screw ya’ll bitches. Thanks Zeb, i owe you one bro. • so i got the mail and of course i got some bills, i was thinking “oh how much do i owe?” the bill said no payment due, $50.00 credit! i was ex- cited! • thanks to all midwives n nurses who help my daugther in law in her most cruscial moment by giving birth to my fist grandson!i owe you alot! • I think im done for today Pierogi Fest. Ran outta sw stickers i owesomeone one who called me out on it. My phones about dead yea homeward bound see ya’ll manana! • I hate how bitches call me and act like i owe them something. Idon’t owe you shit!! So fucking quite pissing me off!! • I owe, I owe, It’s off to work I go! Back to another lovely night at the Pitt! Then I’m off 3 even lovelier days!!!!! Lata! hmm... who owes me money?? cause im about to hit em up!! • Today i went from 198$ in the bank to 430$ from independant sales/people owe. Funny part people still owe me Glenn Meyer owes 84$ and Brandon Koch owes me 43$. • A Mc- Donald’s serves beer. Ha! My dad owes me $100! • beatin my meat like it owes me money! • So I pick up a money clip that has 1’s on the outside. “ anybody drop their money clip?” This guy says holy shit thank you so much! This clip is 14k gold worth 1800 and then unfolds 14 c notes after the 2 singles! Karma owes me! • RALPH IS FUCKIN DICK FACE that fucker lost all my cd’s!!!!over $260 worth of cd’s just gone!!! he better fuckin find em’ or else he’s paying me every penny that he owes me! • Ha ha Col left halfway through the game last night he goes for manly i go for tigers he thought manly one we got a phonecall on way home tigers one he was going off! Lol he owes me 100 bucks yeww go tigers! • There is a man out there who feels he can take advantage of my kindness...he now owes me $10000 . I will pay $1000 for an address and work address and phone number ..... find Phil.... • My mom SO owes me • Marshall Zenji Walston owes me some new boobs >.< gurrrr • County fair was funn. I wanted a snow-cone. That one game was hard. I don’t get why they make the tickets 20 dollars. Someone owes me 10 dollars. You know who you are. Better pay me back. And after that , my wallet = empty :/ • yeah knew he try something to get out of spending the night withme but idc. he owes me and im making him spend the night with me. idc if he’s about to pass out from work. • Someone tell Vanna White she owes me a vowel.. • GOT SOME OF THE MONEY MY EX OWES ME NOW I CAN HOPEFULLY START SCHOOL SHOPPING NEXT WEEK! THE KIDS N I N MY HONEY HAVE AN APPT FOR WEDDING CAKE TASTING YUMMMMY HERE WE COME IM SO EXCITED • Hey all! I was able to obtain partial settlement of the money “hus- band” owes me today!!! It will be several weeks before I am able to negotiate the rest with lawyer. But getting the $2300+ back that he stole from me was a very good start:) • It amazes me how 3 ppl can be raised in the same house hold and be day and night different! Grow up and stop acting like the world owes YOU!! • 6 more hours and eric shockley owes me a quarter • Hey folks...the first 20 people thru the door at Buckaroos Bar and Grill 5001 hwy 95 Temple Texas that say “Da- vid owes me a beer” gets the first one FREE!!!! Hurry • Burnt fingers and burnt hands. Ken owes me for making supper tonight, lol. • Ok everybody on my friends list owes me at least 25 Dollars in return u get a ticket to see mma fights • John , Donna’s father owes me money that he will not return . This is causing problems. l called her dad to ask him about the money . like allway’s , he had nothing to say. Donna pulled the plug on the phone & said why are you calling her dad . then when I started to tell her it broke out into an argument . She pushedme . I reacted & know she want to call the police on me. • :) Making supper yays! Someone tell warren im at heathers and heowes me money and that i have his cell phone lol Hahaha, Nnamdi Signed With The Eagles. . . Looks Like Devlin Owe’s Me 20 Big Ones lol • Hunter Mitchell still owes me a new light saber. • gary colman owes me a favor • Paml BEACH COUNTY SHERIFF OWES ME MY MOTHER AND FATHER MILLIONS IN DAMAGES • Madi said. The lady who owes u $ u want me to get her? I said NO madi i wana give her a chance. MADI FLIPPED OUT. She says im too nice • I don’t have fun and I hate everything. The world owes me, so fuck you. • Someone owes me a kilo of Colombian bam-bam • Meeting some random guy that owes me money in an hour. Wish meluck... • Fried chicken, yellow rice, peas and mashed potatoes and gravy 2nite!! Somebody owes me a tip!!! • I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE ARMY OWES ME 7 MONTH BACK PAY $$ TO THE SOLDIERS. CANT WAIT MAYBE GET AN OTHER BIKE. Norma Jean Gutierrez owes me chili cheese fries!>:/ • my daughter carol says i am out off her life no longer her father what do you all think of that just because off money she owes me 6’ooo dollars • First Captain America, now, Cowboys and Aliens, my hubby owes mebig time • My sister owes me $25 and my dad owes me $45. I have no more cash on me. That’s $70 I gave away. How gay. • bus driver said no drinks or get off very rudely I threw it off and told him he owes me a fucking dollar • MIGS OWES ME I MILLION PRETZLES !!!!!!!!! :)))))))))))) Owes me. I owe. A selection of Facebook status updates from Friday, July 30, 2011, containing the phrases:

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just got off work what a fruckin night but thanks to my sweet annie for all her help ann i owe you one • Has spent too much time this week being worried and bummed out over things I have no control over. I have to keep pushing myself, keep motivating myself to do better and be better. I owe it to myself, because its always myself who catches me when I fall. • I owe Angel Brill and Victoria Goings a Picc (: • Goin thru the phone i c i owe a lotta txts back... ima get back to errbody if not today then toma ... Tryna de stress fo i .....yea • so glad im off tomorrow! thank you so much Michelle Jennifer Brady for helping me out this week! i owe you big time! • I owe my sister Della for introducing me to country music all those years ago • Gotta the best cuzin in da world nikka trooped mad far jus to make sure I’d be alright thanks Danny I owe u big time tru talk words can’t express how I’m feelin buoy it rite now so I want A • The Streets Had Me For A Long Time......... Now I’m Gods Property..... I owe him Everything...... Thank you Lord....... ZooBoi 4 L I F E • God is good pls help me thnk him he dne more than ma understanding n Reasoning he truely is a miracle worker I owe ma life body soul spirit to u do wth me as u pls forever be grateful I gve u alll glory n praise • Sunday, Coco beach amd surfing. Thank you Crystal for the boards> I owe you girl. • I owe all my great hair to head & shoulders • I have two debts I wish I could pay with a check........I owe one an apology and the other forgiveness. • Would like to thank Dr. Ferro for the emergency surgery on my toe at 9:30 on a Friday night at my kitchen table.... I owe you some golf bud • Whatever will be will be. God is my stronghold and I put no man before him.....All that I am and all that I’m going to be I owe it all to him... God Be the Glory!!!!!! • I could not ask for better friends/family/coworkers. Everyone really bust their butt to make this a great Bday. I owe my coworkers and my family big time • I feel like I owe the world some right decisions and som right answers because lately i’ve been doin everythng wrong. Maturity feels good. • almost got my car towed last night outside mac’s tavern -- apparently valet parking can get your ass towed for $250 + $30 ticket. Pat (bartender at Macs) I owe you!!!!! why does philly make $ on complicated parking signs--- such a scam! • getting excited to see him tomorrow.. time is taking forever but then again this is is good time to say good bye to misty and my little baby brother.. i love them and im going to miss them a whole lot. thank you misty for everything that you done for me and taught me... i owe you big. but i still cant wait to see you tomorrow super stupid :) • Yea! Girls are going to their first slumber party on saturday! Im going to owe mark and brenda big time ;) now, what on earth am i going to do with a night all to myself?! • ok funny shit i owe wayne for teaching me to drive a stick yesterday at work cuz i refused to let him show me i refused he kept on me until i said yes..wow it took forever lol... • Finally me and mary got a babysitter and get some alone time. We really need it. Thanks ash I owe you big time. • New found appreciation for puerto ricans... my car died on irving and outta the hundreds of ppl that passes a random puerto rican man stopped and helped me push my car to a safe spot. I owe him a rum and a hector lavoe album... • I wana thank my babymama nicole atty for takin me to take care of my business godbless ur heart i owe u love alwayz wit ur crazy ass • Woohoo babysitting getting money that wont be mine cause I owepeople money • Hopefully, I can get my ass to Toxic Holocaust Aug.13th. I owe it to myself. • ran 5 miles tonight! I think I owe it to myself to get a new pair of nike shorts :) • I wasnt that drunk, dude you owe mr.chow £80,000 • Made it thru the storm.......I owe it all to GOD....... • Well, i now have a job!!! Screw ya’ll bitches. Thanks Zeb, i owe you one bro. • so i got the mail and of course i got some bills, i was thinking “oh how much do i owe?” the bill said no payment due, $50.00 credit! i was ex-cited! • thanks to all midwives n nurses who help my daugther in law in her most cruscial moment by giving birth to my fist grandson!i owe you alot! • I think im done for today Pierogi Fest. Ran outta sw stickers i owesomeone one who called me out on it. My phones about dead yea homeward bound see ya’ll manana! • I hate how bitches call me and act like i owe them something. Idon’t owe you shit!! So fucking quite pissing me off!! • I owe, I owe, It’s off to work I go! Back to another lovely night at the Pitt! Then I’m off 3 even lovelier days!!!!! Lata!

hmm... who owes me money?? cause im about to hit em up!! • Today i went from 198$ in the bank to 430$ from independant sales/people owe. Funny part people still owe me Glenn Meyer owes 84$ and Brandon Koch owes me 43$. • A Mc-Donald’s serves beer. Ha! My dad owes me $100! • beatin my meat like it owes me money! • So I pick up a money clip that has 1’s on the outside. “ anybody drop their money clip?” This guy says holy shit thank you so much! This clip is 14k gold worth 1800 and then unfolds 14 c notes after the 2 singles! Karma owes me! • RALPH IS FUCKIN DICK FACE that fucker lost all my cd’s!!!!over $260 worth of cd’s just gone!!! he better fuckin find em’ or else he’s paying me every penny that he owes me! • Ha ha Col left halfway through the game last night he goes for manly i go for tigers he thought manly one we got a phonecall on way home tigers one he was going off! Lol he owes me 100 bucks yeww go tigers! • There is a man out there who feels he can take advantage of my kindness...he now owes me $10000 . I will pay $1000 for an address and work address and phone number.....find Phil.... • My mom SO owes me • Marshall Zenji Walston owes me some new boobs >.< gurrrr • County fair was funn. I wanted a snow-cone. That one game was hard. I don’t get why they make the tickets 20 dollars. Someone owes me 10 dollars. You know who you are. Better pay me back. And after that , my wallet = empty :/ • yeah knew he try something to get out of spending the night withme but idc. he owes me and im making him spend the night with me. idc if he’s about to pass out from work. • Someone tell Vanna White she owes me a vowel.. • GOT SOME OF THE MONEY MY EX OWES ME NOW I CAN HOPEFULLY START SCHOOL SHOPPING NEXT WEEK! THE KIDS N I N MY HONEY HAVE AN APPT FOR WEDDING CAKE TASTING YUMMMMY HERE WE COME IM SO EXCITED • Hey all! I was able to obtain partial settlement of the money “hus-band” owes me today!!! It will be several weeks before I am able to negotiate the rest with lawyer. But getting the $2300+ back that he stole from me was a very good start:) • It amazes me how 3 ppl can be raised in the same house hold and be day and night different! Grow up and stop acting like the world owes YOU!! • 6 more hours and eric shockley owes me a quarter • Hey folks...the first 20 people thru the door at Buckaroos Bar and Grill 5001 hwy 95 Temple Texas that say “Da-vid owes me a beer” gets the first one FREE!!!! Hurry • Burnt fingers and burnt hands. Ken owes me for making supper tonight, lol. • Ok everybody on my friends list owes me at least 25 Dollars in return u get a ticket to see mma fights • John , Donna’s father owes me money that he will not return . This is causing problems. l called her dad to ask him about the money . like allway’s , he had nothing to say. Donna pulled the plug on the phone & said why are you calling her dad . then when I started to tell her it broke out into an argument . She pushedme . I reacted & know she want to call the police on me. • :) Making supper yays! Someone tell warren im at heathers and heowes me money and that i have his cell phone lol • Hahaha, Nnamdi Signed With The Eagles. . . Looks Like Devlin Owe’s Me 20 Big Ones lol • Hunter Mitchell still owes me a new light saber. • gary colman owes me a favor • Paml BEACH COUNTY SHERIFF OWES ME MY MOTHER AND FATHER MILLIONS IN DAMAGES • Madi said. The lady who owes u $ u want me to get her? I said NO madi i wana give her a chance. MADI FLIPPED OUT. She says im too nice • I don’t have fun and I hate everything. The world owes me, so fuck you. • Someone owes me a kilo of Colombian bam-bam • Meeting some random guy that owes me money in an hour. Wish meluck... • Fried chicken, yellow rice, peas and mashed potatoes and gravy 2nite!! Somebody owes me a tip!!! • I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE ARMY OWES ME 7 MONTH BACK PAY $$ TO THE SOLDIERS. CANT WAIT MAYBE GET AN OTHER BIKE. • Norma Jean Gutierrez owes me chili cheese fries!>:/ • my daughter carol says i am out off her life no longer her father what do you all think of that just because off money she owes me 6’ooo dollars • First Captain America, now, Cowboys and Aliens, my hubby owes mebig time • My sister owes me $25 and my dad owes me $45. I have no more cash on me. That’s $70 I gave away. How gay. • bus driver said no drinks or get off very rudely I threw it off and told him he owes me a fucking dollar • MIGS OWES ME I MILLION PRETZLES !!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))

Owes me. I owe.

A selection of Facebook status updates from Friday, July 30, 2011, containing the phrases: