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Dr. Sabin Buraga – profs.info.uaic.ro/~busaco/
(ex-student) Life as…
FII graduation – 21 May 2016
The Wall
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We have no idea how a festive lecture should be…
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So, a kind of 3-in-1 show…
boredom-injected academic advices superficial entertainment
resembling an electronic game
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(ex-student) Life as…
job
obligationjoke
purpose
dream
constraints
failure
torture
pathmiracle
interaction
♘
💡
/*…*/
❤
nothing
☢
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He who spends time regretting the past, loses the present and risks the future.
Francisco de Quevedo
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FII student: 1st year, semester 1
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Look at the cup, tell me what you see!
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junior IT dreamer after the
1st day of programming,
exposed to esoteric
Mathematics & Logics
http://classicprogrammerpaintings.com/
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FII student: 1st year, semester 2
Certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.Hannibal (TV series)
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algebraic-defined multiple
inheritance in the object-
oriented implementation
of an OS library
http://classicprogrammerpaintings.com/
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FII student: 2nd year, semester 1
There's no going back! Mad Max: Fury Road
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understaffed student
team working to
an Internet-based
database-driven project
& fighting with nasty
regular expressions
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FII student: 2nd year, semester 2
We're doomed.
Pirates of the Caribbean:
On Stranger Tides
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facing 1st real-life Web application life cycle chores
during the internship “torture”
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FII student: 3rd year, semester 1
Surviving is not relevant. Living is. We want to live.
Autómata
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developers searching for security breaches in
a vaporware program using machine learning tricks
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FII student: 3rd year, semester 2
They only learn when it's too late.
Only Lovers Left Alive
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programmer seeks forgiveness
for using a numerical calculus
library integrated into
a 2D generative art
cloud-based solution
http://classicprogrammerpaintings.com/
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Of course, there are many other opinions…
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a user testing experiment
Telling the truth... always a bad idea.The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
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Alert!Universal translation service is temporarily down, so we’ll switch to the main audience mother tongue. Sorry for the inconvenience!
rebooting…
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Ești student la FII dacă…
diverse opinii anonime ale studenților*
colectate la penultimul curs din 19 mai 2016
*multe mulțumiri + baftă la „Tehnologii Web”
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Ești student la FII dacă…
nu ești în toate mințileThe Dark Knight
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Ești student la FII dacă…
știi trei cuvinte: { cafea, cod, pizza }One Point O
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Ești student la FII dacă…
îți pierzi nopțile scriind cod, pentru a obține minim 512 erori
Naked Lunch
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Ești student la FII dacă…
ai gâfâit cel puțin o dată urcând la etajul 7Delicatessen
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Ești student la FII dacă…
ai văzut hieroglifele de pe băncile din C309 care spun „aici am pierdut lupta cu somnul ”
eXistenZ
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Ești student la FII dacă…
faci prezența la orele de lab pe o foaie de hârtie, folosind un pix împrumutat
Memento
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Ești student la FII dacă…
te-ai plâns de cel puțin de 1024 de ori de serverele și de Internetul de la facultate
Disconnect
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Ești student la FII dacă…
înveți că e mai bine să lucrezi în echipă decât să-ți spargi capul de unul singur
A Series of Unfortunate Events
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Ești student la FII dacă…
profesorul e vinovat pentru toate nereușitele taleNo Country for Old Men
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Ești student la FII dacă…
e al cincilea an de facultate și ești în anul 3
Taxidermia
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Ești student la FII dacă…
te apuci de lucrarea de licență pe 30 maiLa cité des enfants perdus
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After some struggle, you’re supposed – finally!? – to complete a (fairly trivial) task:
finishing the academic studies
your (soon to be issued) title:
Bachelor of Science – BSc
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…So, what’s next?
Slow West
There's more to life than just surviving.
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be free: don’t ask for permission to be yourself
The Zero Theorem
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Prometheus
discover: yourself, opportunities, world,…
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It’s silly… That's amazing.
experiment: academic/enterprise/start-up carrier
Frank
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It’s silly… That's amazing.
explore: be an outer and/or inner traveller
The Grand Budapest Hotel
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interact – especially with human beings
Everything's Going To Be OK.Uncanny
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help – as a pal, mentor, benefactor,…
Miekkailija
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…and – of course! – be prepared for the unknown
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time travelling IT consultant?
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
Predestination
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organic spyware anti-virus developer?
Am I an object?
Ich seh ich seh
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brainwaves digital curator?
It’s good to be humble, but you need to know your value.
Advantageous
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computational biologist in the cosmos?
Prescription: two hours in the Earth Room.Sunshine
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surveillance system architect?
There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
Twelve Monkeys
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a bright future visionary?
Let there be light! The Divide
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So, this is the (happy) end?
PRESS START
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to be continued?!...
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Enjoy your life!
Cloud Atlas