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GRAFFITI, A HILL CITY ART JOINTJoin visiting artist and potter Jeff Rogers, former Chattanoogan, onSaturday, Sept. 7, at Graffiti Gallery in Hill City. His pots and sculpturalpieces will be showcased, alongside Haitian metalwork from Epple SeedArts, as part of the eighth annual Galley Hop from 2 to 8 p.m. that day. TheHop marks the Hill City gallery's first anniversary since its debut at the 2012event. Grafitti owner David Jones is excited to welcome the potter andalways invites guests and visitors to spend time with art, of any color, shapeand size.

STORIESYear of October is a Rock band based in Nashville, TN. Founded in 2010while members Phlecia and Josh were attending the University of Kentucky.Year of October started out as an acoustic singer/songwriter group, butsoon made the transition to a full band which completed their truly uniquesound. They perform Sunday at the Honest Pint.

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resume his $28 million contract

with the Yankees. At 38,

Rodriguez is all but finished as

a major leaguer. He probably

figures this will be his last

chance to collect some money.

Oddly enough, the medical

community is still conflicted

about whether “human growth

hormones” and testosterone

are really “performance

enhancing drugs.” Most ath-

letes take them in an effort to

recover from injury and there

is apparently no substantial

research on their impact on

actual performance…

…The Johnny Manziel story is

perhaps only surprising

because of the timeline

involved. In less than a year,

“Johnny Football” has gone

from being an unheard-of

freshman quarterback at Texas

A&M… to a Heisman Trophy

winner… to college football’s

most notorious bad boy.

Manziel’s most recent scandal

involves claims that he was

paid to sign memorabilia. One

“autograph broker” claims he

paid Manziel $7,500 for one

signing session. Sorry, Mr.

Football, the NCAA doesn’t

allow college athletes to profit

from their own fame. Only

their universities, the NCAA,

college football sponsors, and

the bowl game organizers are

allowed to do that. Manziel

also got some negative publici-

ty when he was dismissed from

the Manning Passing Academy

(an elite prep quarterback

camp hosted by Peyton and Eli)

for “oversleeping” and missing

a morning’s worth of sessions.

Unconfirmed reports say that

Manziel had a hangover.

Campers pay between $400-

$600 per day for the camp…

…The Rodriguez and Manziel

storylines pale in comparison

to the ongoing story of Aaron

Hernandez. The now-former

Patriots tight end has been

arrested in connection with at

least one murder. His case is

still developing, but things

don’t look good for

Hernandez…

…If there’s a pattern in these

and other scandals involving

high-profile athletes it’s the

ongoing and sad fact that they

all seem to think that society’s

rules and laws just don’t apply

to them. People put them on a

pedestal because of their ath-

letic abilities. Rules and laws

must look pretty small from up

there. And the undeniable fact

is that big-time athletes get

away with a whole lot more

than they ever get caught

doing. Who knows how many

violations and crimes get

swept under the carpet

because of the perpetrators’

elite status? It’s a poor reflec-

tion on humanity when grown

adults have pro and college

jocks as their heroes. Perhaps

they’re no better or worse than

the rest of us. But when they

get knocked off of their

pedestals, the fall is a long

one… and a public one…

- Mark Bedford

I gave up being surprised by

“sports scandals” long ago.

Well, mostly. When Alex

Rodgriguez and 12 other Major

League Baseball players

received suspensions for their

involvement with the pseudo-

medical “anti-aging” clinic

Biogenesis, I wasn’t that sur-

prised. A-Rod was suspended

for the remainder of this sea-

son and all of 2014. The other

dozen players got 50-game sus-

pensions…

…I was, however, a bit sur-

prised when Rodriguez filed an

appeal and wound up in the

Yankees’ starting lineup this

past Monday night. There had

been rumors of a lifetime ban

for the former Hall of Fame

shoo-in. Everyone figured that

MLB had enough evidence on

him to support such a ban.

There had to be a reason why

his ban was over four times

higher than that of the other 12,

right? Appealing the MLB deci-

sion allowed A-Rod to at least

delay his suspension and

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We've all heard the quote; "Adonkey is a horse created by acommittee," and we've alsoheard in the media how our gov-ernment has found a way tospend 10s of millions of dollarson pet projects; "buildingbridges to nowhere," forinstance. Still, one of the mostdisturbing of all such projects I'dsay happens to be out here inCalifornia, where our faithfulpoliticians and podium pushershave convinced at least 1/2 of allCalifornians that we need a high-speed train to move people fromLos Angeles to Sacramento toSan Francisco.

The first phase of this projectwill spend 10s of billions of dol-lars that the great State ofCalifornia doesn't have to build ahigh-speed rail system to basi-

cally nowhere. But one has toask why? Will anyone ride on it?No, and even those who might,probably will not afford theprice it will cost when the priceis amortized and rates and ridefees are set. Is this the height ofarrogance, are we witnessing inCalifornia the belief that moneygrows on olive trees and there isan endless flow - are we any bet-ter than the Romans in our deca-dence? One could very well askthese questions, and philosophi-cally say; yes, we are (can).

Have you ever considered whyFlorida decided not to put inhigh-speed rail? Well, it didn'tmake sense for them, and realizetheir land is flat and putting in ahigh-speed rail is relatively easycomparatively speaking to themountainous terrain of

California where enormous tun-nels will need to be built -through Earthquake faults in fact- scary stuff. But alas, that's theleast of the state's problems -you see we are in a huge debtsituation and everything they'vedone hasn't slowed the bleeding.No, we are not any differenthere than let's say Chicago,Detroit, or any of the other debtridden cities or states, but con-sidering that we are one withthat deficit problem why wastemoney on a train to nowhere?

Some of the utopia builders saythat we should do it to prove wecan, like putting a man on themoon, and they say; "just thinkhow great it will be to say thatCalifornia has one of the fastesttrains on Earth!" Yes, I suppose

that would be nice, and I sup-pose many egos were enlargedwith Dubai's tallest building orBeijing being the largest city. Butlook where it got them; you can'tbreathe the air in Beijing andDubai's big buildings don't havea sewer system to back them up- and both cities have debtissues, and problems.

Personally, I'd say that whereas,it might be nice to say we havethe fastest train, wouldn't bebetter to say we had thestrongest financial system, thebest education, and the besteconomy? Or am I just expectingtoo much from a socialist state?Please consider all this andthink on it.

- Lance Winslow

Why Build a Bridge to NowhereWhen You Can Build a High Speed

Train to Get There Faster?


however, it is a volatile commod-

ity. If you can't stomach market

swings, avoid gold. If you have

enough tolerance, you should

still limit your exposure. Don't

invest any more than a small

percentage of your overall port-

folio in gold. It should be no

more than five percent.

Before investing in gold, you

should establish a few goals.

Gold can, for instance, be a good

way to keep your savings from

being impacted by inflation, but

its value can also be volatile.

Decide ahead of time how much

you will invest and what goals

you have, and you are more like-

ly to make a profit.

Gold has gained in popularity

and importance as a result of the

worldwide economic downturn.

Being educated in this area

allows you to use gold in order

to protect your financial portfo-

lio. Put these tips to use before

you decide how to invest your

money.

- Abdul Qadir Shafi

Be certain to review the sales

contract carefully. If you're using

a mail-in gold program, read all

the fine print prior to commit-

ting to the deal. This lets you

know how much you end up with

after any fees are taken off the

top.

You don't have to have gold in

hand in order to invest it. You

might invest in an ETF or an indi-

vidual gold mining stock when

buying gold stocks. Purchasing

gold bars and coins means you

must have a secure place to store

them.

You can sell gold by sending it in

the mail. Although this process

may be easier, you may not earn

as much money. You simply drop

your jewelry items in a prepaid

envelope and wait for your

check to come in the mail. The

price they pay will be very low,

though. Keep in mind that you

could be looking at a return of

30% less than other options.

You can make money on gold;

Nearly everyone is looking to

gold right now to help them out

of a financial jam, but most don't

know how to go about it. The fol-

lowing information will help you

receive the most bang for your

buck when it comes to gold.

Only sell to reputable buyers.

Use resources like the Better

Business Bureau and customer

reviews. Do not do business with

a buyer who does not treat you

as a valued customer or does not

offer a fair price. Do your home-

work in order to safeguard both

you and your financial invest-

ment.

All gold buyers are different, so

it is important to look around

and find someone that you feel

comfortable doing business with.

Check with business groups and

read online reviews. See how

fairly treated former customers

feel. Get the best offer for the

gold you have to sell by

approaching multiple buyers.

Prior to selling old jewelry,

research the going price for gold.

This can help you discern

whether you're being offered a

good price or not. Although

there are many honest gold deal-

ers out there, there are also

those who will try to offer you

much less than it is worth.

Before selling your gold, com-

parison shop. The chances are

good that you will get complete-

ly different offers for your gold.

If you don't shop around, you

may not get what you are owed.

Be sure to take time to choose

your buyer wisely for the best

profit.

Many people don't know that a

magnet can be used to test

whether something is made of

gold or some other type of metal

that is precious. Real gold won't

stick to a magnet. In some cases,

jewelry may have a clasp that is

made of gold, but the rest of the

jewelry piece is made of plated

metal. This can be a useful

method of testing for that.

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ARIES(Mar. 21- April 20)You will also encounter individualswho can help you further yourgoals. Lack of cash might be partlyto blame for the problems at home.Opportunities to upgrade your liv-ing standards will come throughyour lover or through joint finan-cial investments. Try to compromiserather than having an all out battle.

Your lucky day this week will beFriday.

TAURUS(Apr. 21- May 21)Don’t let your mate stop you fromattending an event that could bemost important. You should consid-er getting your whole familyinvolved in a project at home.Unfortunately, your personal lifemay suffer from a lack spare time.Use your high energy and dynamicapproach to win favors from superi-ors.

Your lucky day this week will beSaturday.

GEMINI(May 22-June 21)Think hard before going into busi-ness with friends or family. Try tojoin groups of interest such as ball-room dance classes or perhaps aninternet organization. Confrontinga situation will only result in indig-nation and misunderstandings.Delve a little deeper if you reallywant to know the score.

Your lucky day this week will beWednesday.

CANCER(June 22-July 22)Changes to your self image will beto your benefit as long as you don’t

over pay. Plan a nice evening fortwo. Plan to get together with some-one special later in the day. Be con-siderate and avoid being overlyopinionated, or arguments willensue.

Your lucky day this week will beSunday.

LEO(July 23-Aug 22)You will both have to bend if youwant this union to work. Do the nec-essary chores and then do thingsthat please you. Secret affairs maybe tempting. Stand up and proposeyour ideas, and you’ll be surprisedhow many people will follow you.

Your lucky day this week will beMonday.

VIRGO(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)Travel may be confusing. Your fami-ly may be feeling neglected andunloved. Try not to lend or borrowmoney this week. Look into attend-ing seminars that can expand yourperception.


LIBRA(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)The personal problems you may behaving are interfering with yourproductivity. Make sure that all yourlegal papers are in proper order.You will have to be careful not to letothers find out about your inten-tions. Don’t overspend on items foryour home.

Your lucky day this week will beThursday.

SCORPIO(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You have been going through a peri-od of change that no doubt causedproblems with your loved ones.Take your time be fore making per-sonal decisions. You will be able todazzle others with your obviouscharm and your outgoing nature.Confusion could result when com-municating with others.

Your lucky day this week will beMonday.

SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)Don’t jump the gun; you may findyourself getting angry at the wrongperson. Don’t let your health sufferbecause of worry. Talk to someoneyou trust. Use your obvious talent towork with detail and you can comeup with something great. Stay out ofother people’s affairs.


CAPRICORN(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)Be sure to take care of any minorailments. Sign up for courses or joinfitness clubs. Your ability to commu-nicate with ease will win the heartsof those you are in touch with this

Hey, What’syour sign?

week. Find out all the facts beforeyou jump to conclusions.


AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)Don’t trust a deal that looks toogood, or a lover who appears tohave it all. Job changes are in order.Go for interviews or send outresumes. You can make major gainsprofessionally by completing proj-ects on time. You must steer clear ofoverindulgent individuals.

Your lucky day this week will beSaturday.

PISCES(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)Don’t hesitate to look for alterna-tives that will enable you to raisethe kind of donations you need todo the job right. Look into ways thatyou can make extra cash. this weekwill be rather hectic on the domes-tic scene. Don’t let your health suf-fer because of abuse.

Your lucky day this week will beFriday.


you stay true to your taste andloves, it is money well spent,because you will wear it over andover, and then some!

Here is an early preview for what tobe on the lookout for, to look coolin the fall, for now and years tocome!

• Statement Outerwear- That’s right

don’t be scared to invest in someinteresting outerwear from furs, tobold colors, parkas, and leathers.

• Chic Hats- Can’t go wrong withclassic fedoras and knits. But keep alook out for some super cute hats.

• Prints- Get your print on, classicprints like houndstooth and simpleplaids will be in this fall and can go

great for office to out looks.

• Leopard Print- Glad this one ishere to stay I think we all got car-ried away with some feline prints.Luckily this one is in for the Fall sea-son. There will be a variety of leop-ard prints not only the classicbrowns and blacks but some funkyversions. Just don’t get to carriedaway.

• Emerald Green- This was a greatcolor last year, but it’s comingstrong for the fall. Emerald greenapparell paired with some greataccessories and heels and you arefierce.

• Layering- Of course layering will bebig with mixing textures. Some ofthe runaway looks were daintysheer items paired with edgy leatherpieces. Do layer up this fall, butkeep a simple look not too bulky.

• Winter White- Save some of yourwhites which you carry into the fallpairing them with appropriatepieces like knits and jackets. Lot’s ofgreat looks can be created with thewinter white.

• Peplum- Yes it’s not going away soif you invested in some peplum youcan reuse it in the fall. It’s a flatter-ing look that accents the waist andlooks great on most body types.

• Leather-Leather outfits, acces-sories, and different color leathersare still in. You can create variouslooks and styles with the leatherpieces.

• Military-Still strong and dominat-ing the fashion scene. Hang ontoyour military staples. Keep an eyeout for some of the updated ver-sions with some tailored looks thatinclude some accents of leather,lace and other luxurious details.

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Here we are, in the mist of Summer,and as it will always be in the worldof Fashion for we impatientFashionistas, what is next and new isalways the question!

Even though it is hot as blazes, it istime to bring in the cozy sweaters,cardigans, jackets, black dresses,scarves and coats into the store forearly Fall transition. Sometimes, thethought of trying on a long sleevesweater while cooling off in air con-ditioning can make you sweat at thethought of it. But, as we all know,and Mother Nature promises, Fallwill come - sooner or later, but it

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My best friend, who has been

having trouble in her marriage

for about a year, has started an

affair with her soon to be ex-hus-

band’s brother. Besides all the

obvious reasons, what else can I

say to her to stop this before it

gets way out of hand. One of the

reasons she started having trou-

ble in her marriage was that after

one of her husband’s drunken

states he came on to her younger

sister. I need the right words to

help my friend, I see nothing but

TROUBLE.

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Dear Rocco,

Why are sports seasons so long?

Half the excitement of sport to

me is anticipation of the event

and all the trash talking before

and after. Now all the major

sports overlap and make it hard

to follow. I really don’t want to

hear about football in May and

I?m sick of talking baseball in

December. And basketball? it

overlaps football and baseball.

The season ended a month ago

and they?re still in the news. I’ve

Dear Rocco,

Why is it when I need a favor no

one ever returns my call? It

seems I am always the first per-

son they call when they need a

favor, want to borrow money or

want advice. What gives?

DW

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Dear Rocco,

AskRocco

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become overwhelmed with sports

coverage? and I was a huge

sports fan.

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Dear Rocco,

I am a happily married man. I

have become smitten with a co-

worker. She is young, attractive,

shapely, intelligent and funny.

She has a great personality and

we get along together well. I am

self-conscious and awkward

when I am with her when I want

to be charming and interesting. If

I were single...sigh!I do not want

to jeopardize my marriage but I

need to know two things: first, is

it unusual for a married man to

be so interested in another

women? Is it a sign of deeper

problems in my marriage? I also

want to know whether this

woman finds me equally appeal-

ing. I want to appease my ego

and move on. How can I find this

out without giving the impression

that I want to cheat on my wife?

Or am I asking for trouble?

MD

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Rocco is a common sense, tell-it-like-it-is, no-nonsense kind ofguy offering real advice on anysubject put before him. Why paythousands of dollars on a high-priced therapist when he’llstraighten you out for free. Ifyou’d like advice from Rocco e-mail him [email protected] or drophim a line at Ask Rocco c/oEnigma P.O. Box 825 Chattanooga,TN 37401.


FORT MYERS, Fla. - A Florida

woman said a raccoon tried to

run off with her wallet while

she was visiting the beach with

her two daughters. Danielle

Araica said she and her daugh-

ters were visiting Bunche Beach

in Fort Myers to see a Kemp’s

Ridley sea turtle named Tampa

Red make her expected return

home Monday and they were all

in the water when Araica spot-

ted a raccoon rifling through

her bag, WZVN-TV, Fort Myers,

reported Thursday. “I saw the

raccoon in my bag, so I start

running like a crazy woman,”

Araica said. Arairca said the

raccoon ran off with her pink

wallet in its mouth, but dropped

it in some nearby woods. A

young boy was able to recover

the wallet and return it to

Araica, she said. “I have some

scratches and holes on my wal-

let now, but it’s back and its

safe,” Araica said. Araica said

she thinks the wallet theft was

suspicious, as there was no

food in her bag. “She knew what

she wanted. She went right in

there and got it,” Araica said. “It

was a trained raccoon to go

steal money or wallets out of

women’s bags that was the the-

ory we came up with at the

beach.”

NANTUCKET, Mass. - Officials on

Massachusetts’ Nantucket Island

said they do not know the iden-

tity or motive of a “prankster”

who left a shark carcass on a

pub’s doorstep. John Smith,

Nantucket’s public works oper-

ations manager, said his office

got a call at 7 a.m. Thursday to

remove a dead shark from in

front of the Sea Dog Brew Pub

and he had to call in a front-

end loader to cart away the 6-

foot-long, 100-pound shark, the

Boston Herald reported Friday.

“In the summertime, there’s

always somebody who’s a

prankster,” Smith said. He said

a prankster filled a street with

small “black back” tuna a few

summers ago. “Fortunately this

doesn’t happen that often,” he

said. Sea Dog Brew Pub manag-

er Jimmy Agnew said he was

also perplexed by the shark. “It

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more meat than could be

butchered from a single beef

carcass. Post’s research into

synthetic meat, which ran up

the $380,000 tab, has been

funded by a wealthy anonymous

backer who may reveal his

identity publicly by volunteer-

ing to be the first to taste the

test-tube burger, a source told

the Telegraph.

RACINE, Wis. - A Wisconsin

woman targeted by pranksters

said she does not consider the

gnome left by her door to be a

fair trade for her missing lion

statues. Liza Michna, 37, of

Racine said she was at the hos-

pital with her daughter, who

was in a diabetic coma, about

two weeks ago and returned

home to find one of the lion

statues that used to guard her

front door was missing, The

(Racine) Journal Times reported

Monday. Michna said the sec-

ond lion was taken two days

later and replaced with a lawn

gnome. Michna said the lions

were a gift from her husband

and five children on Mother’s

Day last year. “I love those

things,” she said. Michna said

she won’t press charges against

the pranksters if the lions are

returned unharmed. “They can

have their gnome,” she said.

JONESBORO, AR - Have you ever

heard the phrase, “One good

turn deserves another”? This

does not always apply. Maybe a

better philosophy would be,

“Don’t bring home stray dogs,

especially if you are a para-

plegic who likes to sleep in the

nude.” This particular para-

plegic apparently had a soft

spot in his heart for a small,

white, fluffy stray he had taken

in about three weeks earlier.

The dog repaid the kindness by

eating one of his testicles while

he slept. He was awakened by a

“burning pain” in his mid-sec-

tion, according to the initial

police report. The 39-year-old

man told police he sleeps in the

nude and noticed the dog was

between his legs. He also

noticed the dog had blood on

its muzzle and front feet. When

the man looked further, accord-

ing to the report, he noticed

that “the dog had eaten one of

his testicles.” Police took the

dog to a local veterinarian

where it was euthanized and

tested for rabies. The man, in a

move that proves the universe

has a perverse sense of humor,

was taken to St. Bernards

Regional Medical Center where

he was treated for his injuries.

juvenile court where most

cases remain confidential.

LONDON - A hamburger worth

$380,000 — or about $75,000

per ounce — made with meat

grown in a laboratory will be

cooked and eaten in London

next month, scientists say. The

5-ounce burger will include a

patty of made of synthetic

meat, grown in a laboratory

from the stem cells of a slaugh-

tered cow, the scientist behind

the faux burger said. The costly

patty, set for a public “proof of

principle” consumption, will be

made of about 3,000 strips of

artificial beef, each the size of

a rice grain, grown from bovine

stem cells cultured in the labo-

ratory, the Belfast Telegraph

reported Monday. It is the

result of years of research by

Mark Post, a medical physiolo-

gist at Maastricht University in

the Netherlands. Synthetic

meat could help to save the

world from the growing con-

sumer demand for beef, lamb,

pork and chicken, which could

see the conversion of much of

the world’s remaining forests

to barren, manicured pastures

by the end of this century Post

said. Stem cells taken from just

one animal could, in theory, be

used to make a million times

just made for an interesting

day,” he said. Agnew said a cou-

ple of people had to be

removed from the bar before it

closed at 3 a.m., but he didn’t

think any of the incidents were

severe enough to result in a

dead shark delivery. Smith said

the carcass is being sent to be

processed at a landfill and will

eventually become topsoil.

JOHNSTOWN, PA - In the

absolutely most adorable inci-

dence of moral corruption and

social decay you will hear all

month, authorities say a 12-

year-old boy in Johnstown, PA

used a BB gun to rob a 10-year-

old who was running a lemon-

ade stand. Johnstown Sgt.

Patrick Goggin says the 12-year-

old approached the stand with

what appeared to be a handgun

in his pocket and threatened

the younger boy. Goggin says

the boys “got into a wrestling

match over the money box”

before the older boy took $30

and ran away. 30 bucks? That

one hell of a lemonade busi-

ness. Three other children

chased the boy home and

helped police track him down.

That is when police determined

the boy had a BB gun. Police

aren’t identifying the suspect

because he’ll be charged in

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CCOOMMEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH Pat Dixon

BBUUDD’’SS DJ Hammer

TTRREEMMOONNTT TTAAVVEERRNN Songwriters ShowcaseSSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT KaraokeVVAAUUDDEEVVIILLLLEE CCAAFFEE “Mystery at the TV Talk

Show”BBAARRTT’’SS LLAAKKEESSHHOORREE Open Mic

CCAAMMPP HHOOUUSSEE Open Mic

TTHHEE PPAALLMMSS Prime Cut House Band

SSKKYYZZOOOO KaraokeAAMMIIGGOO (Hixson) Karaoke w/ Poe Boy

EntertainmentAARRII ’’SS HHAARRBBOORR LLIIGGHHTTSS Keyz Brown

LLOOSS RREEYYEESS ((Ringgold) Thirsty Thursdays w/

DJ Scubasteve

SSUUGGAARR’’SS Chris Gomez w/Christ RobertsHHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Hudson K, King Super, Carbon

DenominatorRRHHYYTTHHMM && BBRREEWWSS American Pink FloydCCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Victoria Justice

FFRRIIDDAAYY AAuugguusstt 99

CCOOMMEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH Pat Dixon

RRHHYYTTHHMM && BBRREEWWSS Function, Hank & the

CupcakesSSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT KaraokeBBAARRTT’’SS LLAAKKEESSHHOORREE DJ EVVAAUUDDEEVVIILLLLEE CCAAFFEE “Mystery at the Redneck-

Italian Wedding”

LLEEGGEENNDDSS BBAARR && GGRRIILLLL Clay Danger Karaoke

FFAANNAATTIICCSS Karaoke w/ DJ HammerTTHHEE PPAALLMMSS DJTTHHEE TTAAVVEERRNN (Soddy-Daisy) Karaoke w/

Choo Choo EntertainmentWWEEEEKKEENNDD’’SS SSPPOORRTTSS BBAARR && GGRRIILLLL (Cleveland)

Karaoke & DJs Lisa & Donna

BBEEEEFF OO’’BBRRAADDYY’’SS (Ooltewah) Karaoke w/ RCB

EntertainmentMMIILLLLEERR PPLLAAZZAA Aaron and the Spell with

Function

SSUUGGAARR’’SS The PoolTTRREEMMOONNTT TTAAVVEERRNN Megan HowardTT--BBOONNEE’’SS Oz & JaynesZZYYDDEECCOO (Birmingham) Kottonmouth Kings

MMUUSSEEUUMM OOFF AARRTT (Birmingham) Man or

Astroman?TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Doug E. Fresh

SSAATTUURRDDAAYY AAuugguusstt 1100

CCOOMMEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH Pat DixonRRHHYYTTHHMM && BBRREEWWSS Rubik’s GrooveSSIINNGG IITT OORR WW IINNGG IITT KaraokeBBAARRTT’’SS LLAAKKEESSHHOORREE DJ E

FFAANNAATTIICCSS Karaoke w/ Choo Choo

EntertainmentVVAAUUDDEEVVIILLLLEE CCAAFFEE “Mystery at the Redneck-

Italian Wedding”FFIIRREESSIIDDEE LLOOUUNNGGEE Clay Danger KaraokeVVFFWW (Post 4848) Taylor & Company

SSUUGGAARR’’SS The Pool

TTHHEE PPAALLMMSS Rosedale RemedyTTHHEE TTAAVVEERRNN (Soddy-Daisy) Roberts & SimsGGEEMM TTHHEEAATTRREE (Calhoun) Pearl AwardsPPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Justin BieberFFRREEDDRRIICCKK BBRROOWWNN JJRR.. AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE(Atlanta) Spin Doctors

CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Sugar Ray, Gin

Blossoms, Smash Mouth, Vertical Horizon,

FastballBBLL IINNDD WWIILLLLIIEE ’’SS (Atlanta) Big Bill

Morganfield

GGRRAANNDD OOLLEE OOPPRRYY HHOOUUSSEE (Nashville) Carrie

Underwood, Larry Gatlin, Craig Campbell

SSUUNNDDAAYY AAuugguusstt 1111

CCOOMMEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH Pat DixonTTHHEE PPAALLMMSS Karaoke w/ DJ SaltBBUUDD’’SS Karaoke w/ DJ HammerSSIINNGG IITT OORR WW IINNGG IITT KaraokeVVAAUUDDEEVVIILLLLEE CCAAFFEE Live Band Karaoke

DDOOUUBBLLEE HHIILLLL BBIILLLLIIAARRDDSS Open Mic

BBEEEEFF OO’’BBRRAADDYY’’SS Karaoke w/ RCB

EntertainmentAARRII’’SS HHAARRBBOORR LL IIGGHHTTSS Keyz BrownHHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Year of October

MMOONNDDAAYY AAuugguusstt 1122

SSIINNGG IITT OORR WW IINNGG IITT Karaoke

RRAAWW DJ SpicolliBBUUDD’’SS Karaoke w/ DJ HammerTTRREEMMOONNTT TTAAVVEERRNN Trivia NightTTHHEE OOFFFFIICCEE SpeakEasy

FFOOXX && HHOOUUNNDD DJ Exphacter

OONNEE--EELLEEVVEENN (Lafayette) CSA Writers Night

TTUUEESSDDAAYY AAuugguusstt 1133

TTHHEE BBIIGG CCHHIILLLL Karaoke w/ Chris of

Alternative ImagesRRAAWW DJ SpicolliBBUUDD’’SS Karaoke w/ DJ SaltJJEEFFFFEERRSSOONN’’SS Kamakazi Karaoke

SSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT Karaoke

LLEEGGEENNDDSS BBAARR && GGRRIILLLL Clay Danger KaraokeTTRREEMMOONNTT TTAAVVEERRNN Open Mic w/ Mike

McDadeNNOORRTTHHSSHHOORREE GGRRIILLLLEE Jonathan WimpeeSSUUGGAARR’’SS Tim Starnes & Friends

VVEERRIIZZOONN WWIIRREELLEESSSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE @@EENNCCOORREE PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Peter Frampton,

B.B. King, Sonny LandrethWWOORRKKPPLLAAYY TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham) Brother

Cane

WWEEDDNNEESSDDAAYY AAuugguusstt 1144

RRHHYYTTHHMM && BBRREEWWSS Happenstance, Troy

Leach

RRAAWW Open Jam w/ Jonathan Wimpee and

friendsSSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT KaraokeFFAANNAATTIICCSS Karaoke w/ DJ HammerPPLLAAYYOOFFFFSS SSPPOORRTTSS BBAARR Karaoke w/ Captain

Karaoke

DDOOUUBBLLEE HHIILLLL BBIILLLLIIAARRDDSS Karaoke

LLAASS MMAARRGGAARRIITTAA’’SS Priscilla & Little Rickee

BBAARRTT’’SS LLAAKKEESSHHOORREE Karaoke w/ Choo Choo

EntertainmentWWEEEEKKEENNDD’’SS SSPPOORRTTSS BBAARR && GGRRIILLLL (Cleveland)

Open Mic w/ Mimi

FFOOXX && HHOOUUNNDD Karaoke w/ DJ Salt

SSMMOOKKEEYY BBOONNEESS Wild’n Out Wednesdays W/

DJ ScubaSteveFFOOXX && HHOOUUNNDD Karaoke w/ Choo Choo

EntertainmentAARRII’’SS HHAARRBBOORR LLIIGGHHTTSS Keyz Brown

TTHHEE TTAAVVEERRNN (Soddy-Daisy) Roberts & Sims

PPOOKKEEYY’’SS (Cleveland) 2Nfro

HHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Black Market Research, Jerry

Castle, Medicine TreeSSUUGGAARR’’SS Dan SheffieldTTHHEE PPAALLMMSS David AnthonyCCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Jimmy Eat World

CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Kansas, Toto

B (Atlanta) Kay Lenz & Her JaguarsAANNTTHHEEMM (Nashville) Grandmaster Flash

UUPPCCOOMMIINNGG EEVVEENNTTSS

HHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Opposite Box, Antique

Firearms, Soul Mechanic August 15SSUUGGAARR’’SS The Loop August 15

TTHHEE PPAALLMMSS David Anthony August 15

CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) OneRepublic,

Mayer Hawthorne, Churchill August 15VVEERRIIZZOONN WWIIRREELLEESSSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE @@EENNCCOORREE PPAARRKK (Atlanta) The Killers August 15MMIILLLLEERR PPLLAAZZAA Holly Williams with Cody

James Harris August 16

MMAAGGOOOO’’SS Mark Kelly Hall August 16

SSUUGGAARR’’SS Plan B Band August 16

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CCHHAASSTTAA IINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Will Downing,

Najee August 16TTHHOOMMPPSSOONN--BBOOLLIINNGG AARREENNAA (Knoxville)

“American Idols Live” August 16

MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS (Nashville)

Jimmy Eat World August 16

1122TTHH && PPOORRTTEERR (Nashville) Hot Action Cop

August 16

WWIILLDDHHOORRSSEE SSAALLOOOONN (Nashville) Three Dog

Night August 16

RRIIVVEERRFFRROONNTT NNIIGGHHTTSS Desert Noises August

17SSUUGGAARR’’SS SRO Band August 17DDAALLTTOONN DDEEPPOOTT (Dalton) Georgia Pine

August 17

BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Bruno

Mars, Fitz & the Tantrums August 17BBIIJJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Jars of Clay

August 17TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) The Cult August

17

HHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Brittany Lane, Michelle

Branch and The Quote Unquotes August 18CCHHAASSTTAA IINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Josh Groban

August 18AATTLLAANNTTAA BBOOTTAANNIICCAALL GGAARRDDEENN (Atlanta)

Roger Hodgson August 18

MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS (Nashville) The

Cult August 18

TTHHEE WWOOOODDSS AATT FFOONNTTEENNEELL (Whites Creek)

OneRepublic, Mayor Hawthorne, Churchill

August 18RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) The

Wiggles August 19

HHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Dan Tedesco, Ryan Oyer

August 21

33RRDD && LLIINNDDSSLLEEYY (Nashville) BoDeans August

21

CCHHAASSTTAA IINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Big Head Todd &

the Monsters, Soul Asylum, The Wailers,

Matthew Sweet August 21HHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Crass Mammoth, The Average,

Scenic August 22CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Scott Weiland

August 22

PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Bruno Mars, Fitz &

the Tantrums August 22CCHHAASSTTAA IINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Backstreet Boys,

Jesse McCartney, DJ Pauly D August 22TTEERRMMIINNAALL WWEESSTT (Atlanta) Super Chunk, The

Parting Gifts August 22

LLAAUUGGHHIINNGG SSKKUULLLL LLOOUUNNGGEE (Atlanta)

Margaret Cho August 22-25

33RRDD && LLIINNDDSSLLEEYY (Nashville) BoDeans August

22

PPUUBBLL IICC SSQQUUAARREE PPAARRKK (Nashville) Michael

Franti, The Delta Saints, Luella & the Sun

August 22TTHHEE NNIICCKK (Birmingham) The Dexateens

August 22MMIILLLLEERR PPLLAAZZAA Leagues (UTC night) with

Moonlight Bride August 23

TTHHEE CCOOFFFFEEEE SSHHOOPP && GGAALLLLEERRYY (Chatsworth)

Georgia Pine August 23FFRREEDDRRIICCKK BBRROOWWNN JJRR.. AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE

(Atlanta) Huey Lewis & the News August 23CCHHAASSTTAA IINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Cheech & Chong,

WAR, Tower of Power August 23

VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) John Hiatt

August 23SSOOUUTTHHEERRNN BBRREEWWEERRSS FFEESSTTIIVVAALL Galactic,

Corey Glover, Robert Randolph & the

Family Band, North Mississippi Allstars,

Yarn August 24

TTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Corey

Smith August 24BBIIJJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Steve Earle

August 24

TTRRAACCKK 2299 Sara Barelilles, Harper Blynn

August 25

SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Huey Lewis & the News August

25BBJJCCCC CCOONNCCEERRTT HHAALLLL (Birmingham) Fantasia

August 25

HHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Crying Wolf August 28

CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Dickey Betts &

Great Southern August 28HHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Valley Young, W.B. Givens

and The Mailboxes August 29

ZZYYDDEECCOO (Birmingham) Black Flag August 29

SSMMOOKKIIEESS SSTTAADDIIUUMM (Sevierville) The Band

Perry August 29

B (Nashville) Twiztd August 29MMIILLLLEERR PPLLAAZZAA Screaming Orphans with

Rigoletto August 30TTRRAACCKK 2299 Corey Smith August 30

RRIIVVEERRFFRROONNTT NNIIGGHHTTSS Ana Popovic August 31

BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) “American

Idols Live” August 31CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Toni Braxton

August 31CCEENNTTEENNNNIIAALL OOLLYYMMPPIICC PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Sheryl

Crow August 31

ZZIIGGGGYY’’SS Vital Remains, Coathanger

Abortion, Cranial Impalement, Aborny

September 1SSTTAARRLL IIGGHHTT DDRRIIVVEE--IINN (Atlanta) Man or

Astroman? September 1

CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Maze feat.

Frankie Beverly September 1

VVEERRIIZZOONN WWIIRREELLEESSSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE @@EENNCCOORREE PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Allman Brothers

Band, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals

September 2

RRHHYYTTHHMM && BBRREEWWSS 10 Years, Monster Truck,

Righteous Vendetta September 4

AARREENNAA @@ GGWWIINNNNEETTTT CCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta)

Muse, Cage the Elephant September 4BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Iron

Maiden, Megadeth September 5VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Butch Walker

September 5

BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Muse, Cage

the Elephant September 6MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Butch Walker

September 6DDAALLTTOONN DDEEPPOOTT (Dalton) Georgia Pine

September 7

VVEERRIIZZOONN WWIIRREELLEESSSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE @@EENNCCOORREE PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Steely Dan

September 7TTHHEE EEAARRLL (Atlanta) Pere Ubu September 7CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Diana Ross

September 7

DDAARRWWIINN’’SS (Marietta) Chris Duarte Group

September 7EEXXIITT//IINN (Nashville) Matt Wertz September 7VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Hanson

September 8

CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Blue October

September 8

TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Hank3

September 8552299 (Atlanta) The Dexateens September 8WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)

Chris Isaak September 8

MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Pere Ubu

September 8

TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Rancid

September 9WWIILLDDHHOORRSSEE SSAALLOOOONN (Nashville) Hanson

September 10

CCEENNTTEENNNNIIAALL OOLLYYMMPPIICC PPAARRKK (Atlanta)

Mumford & Sons, The Vaccines, Bear’s Den

September 10IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) The Black

Crowes September 10AAAARROONN’’SS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Depeche

Mode September 12

SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Chicago September 12MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM ZZ Top September

13CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Charlie Wilson

September 13

SSMMIITTHH’’SS OOLLDDEE BBAARR (Atlanta) Allgood

September 13CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Pepper September

13TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Ben Harper

September 13

RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Chris

Tucker September 13WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)

Charlie Daniels Band September 13RRIIVVEERRFFRROONNTT NNIIGGHHTTSS Alan Evans Trio

September 14

AAAARROONNSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Kid Rock,

ZZ Top, Uncle Kracker September 14

SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Pet Shop Boys

September 14TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Matisyahu

September 14

PPAARRKK TTAAVVEERRNN (Atlanta) Snoop Dogg, Goodie

Mob, Joey Bada$$, Ruby Veile & the

Soulphonics, Amel Lamieux, Pete Rock,

Quadron September 14RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Ben Harper

September 14

AAAARROONNSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Miranda

Lambert September 15

PPAARRKK TTAAVVEERRNN (Atlanta) Ed Roland & the

Sweet Tea Project September 15CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSS CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) Englebert Humperdinck September

15

SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Joe Satriani,

Steve Morse Band September 15EEXXIITT//IINN (Nashville) Fastball September 15AALLAABBAAMMAA TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham) Kevin

James September 15TTUUSSCCAALLOOOOSSAA AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE (Tuscaloosa)

Fun., Tegan & Sara September 16

AAAARROONNSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Maroon 5,

Kelly Clarkson, PJ Morton September 16WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)

Joe Satriani, Steve Morse Band September

17

SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Foreigner September 18

RROOCCKKEETTOOWWNN (Nashville) The Red Jumpsuit

Apparatus September 18TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Empire of the

Sun September 18

BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Taylor

Swift, Ed Sheeran September 19-21

TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Big Boi, Killer

Mike September 20MMUUSS IICC MMIIDDTTOOWWNN (Atlanta) Z Ward, North

Mississippi All-Stars, Jane’s Addiction

September 20

MMUUSS IICC MMIIDDTTOOWWNN (Atlanta) Yeah Yeah

Yeahs, Queen of the Stone Age, Arctic

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Monkeys, Weezer, Tegan & Sara September

21VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Okkervil

River September 21

TTHHEE WWOOOODDSS AATT FFOONNTTAANNEELL (Whites Creek)

Fun., Tegan & Sara September 22

TTRRAACCKK 2299 Big Boi, Miller Mike September 24MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS (Nashville) Ani

DiFranco, Ari Hest September 24VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Ani DiFranco

September 25

EEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Howie Day

September 25WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)

the Blind Boys of Alabama, Mavis Staples,

Jacob Jones September 25

RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Kenny

Rogers September 25

TTHHIIRRDD MMAANN RREECCOORRDDSS (Nashville) Mudhoney,

Cheap Time September 26VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Colin Hay

September 27AAAARROONN’’SS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) John

Mayer, Phillip Phillips September 27

CCHHAASSTTAA IINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Lionel Richie

September 27TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) 30 Seconds to

Mars September 27MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Sick Puppies,

Charming Liars September 27

RRIIVVEERRFFRROONNTT PPAARRKK (Nashville) Zac Brown

Band September 27/28TTUUSSCCAALLOOOOSSAA AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE (Tuscaloosa)

Corey Smith September 27TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Kamelot, Delain

Eclipse September 28

VVEERRIIZZOONN WW IIRREELLEESSSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE @@EENNCCOORREE PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Fall Out Boy, Panic!

At the Disco, Twenty One Pilots September

28CCHHAASSTTAA IINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Martina McBride

September 28

TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Russell Brand

September 28

TTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) City &

Colour September 28BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Lionel

Richie September 28

33RRDD && LL IINNDDSSLLEEYY (Nashville) Howie Day

September 28NNVV NNIIGGHHTTCCLLUUBB (Knoxville) Aaron Carter

September 29

RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Blondie, X

September 30

FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Jack Johnson

October 1BBUUCCKKHHEEAADD TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Blondie, X

October 1TTHHEE EEAARRLL (Atlanta) Mudhoney, Cheap Time

October 2

RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Jack

Johnson October 2HHOONNEESSTT PPIINNTT Goodbye June October 3JJ ..JJ..’’SS BBOOHHEEMMIIAA Kishi Bashi October 3TTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Lewis Black

October 3

IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Passion Pit

October 3TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Portugal the

Man, Crystal Fighters October 3VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Aimee Mann

October 4

TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Dane Cook

October 4TTHHEE LLOOFFTT (Atlanta) Cody Chesnutt October 4FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) J. Cole, Wale

October 4

CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Brian Wilson, Jeff

Beck, Al Jardine, David Marks October 4

GGEEOORRGGIIAA WWOORRLLDD CCOONNGGRREESSSS CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) Chuck Negron, Gary Lewis & the

Playboys, Gary Puckett & the Union ap, The

Turtles feat. Flow & Eddie October 4MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Those Darlins

October 4

JJ ..JJ..’’SS BBOOHHEEMMIIAA Those Darlins October 5FFRRAANNKKLLIINN TTHHEEAATTRREE (Franklin) Aimee Mann

October 5TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) The Naked & the

Famous October 5VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Kathleen

Madigan October 5

CCHHAASSTTAAIINN PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Sigor Ros October

5RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Dane Cook

October 6TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Sick Puppies,

Red Light King, Charming Liars October 6

TTRRAACCKK 2299 Arctic Monkeys October 7

NNAASSHHVVIILLLLEE MMUUNNIICCIIPPAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM(Nashville) Queens of the Stone Age,

Savages October 7VVEERRIIZZOONN WWIIRREELLEESSSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE @@EENNCCOORREE PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Fun., Hunter Hunted

October 8

FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Sarah Brightman

October 9TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Voodoo Glow

Skulls, The Toasters, Left Alone October 9TTUUSSCCAALLOOOOSSAA AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE (Tuscaloosa)

The Lumineers October 9

IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Arctic

Monkeys October 9RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) India.Arie

October 9BBII JJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Ben Rector,

Tyrone Wells October 9

KKNNOOXXVVIILLLLEE AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Knoxville) Hunter

Hayes, Ashley Monroe October 10MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE MMUUSS IICC PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Passion

Pit, The Joy Formidable October 10TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Dr. Dog October

11

TTHHEE SSHHEEDD (Maryville) Webb Wilder October

12RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) The

Lumineers October 12-14SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Michael

McDonald October 13

CCAANNNNEERRYY BBAALLLLRROOOOMM (Nashville) Franz

Ferdinand October 15

VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Noah & the

Whale, LP October 15TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Gary Clark Jr.

October 16

WWIILLDDHHOORRSSEE SSAALLOOOONN (Nashville) Air Supply

October 20

MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS (Nashville) Gary

Clark, Jr. October 25BBUUCCKKHHEEAADD TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Aaron Carter

October 15

TTRRAACCKK 2299 Beats Antique October 16

BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) The Eagles

October 16IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Ben Rector,

Tyrone Wells October 16BBIIJJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) They Might Be

Giants, Moon Hooch October 16

FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Hunter Hayes,

Ashley Monroe October 17SSMMIITTHH’’SS OOLLDDEE BBAARR (Atlanta) Cherry Poppin’

Daddies October 17SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Chris Botti October 18

RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Hunter

Hayes, Ashley Monroe October 18AATTLLAANNTTAA MMOOTTOORR SSPPEEEEDDWWAAYY (Hampton) The

Beach Boys October 18CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSS CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) India.Arie October 18

TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Ben Rector,

Tyrone Wells October 18

TTRRAACCKK 2299 Neutral Milk Hotel, Elf Power

October 19PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Rod Stewart, Steve

Winwood October 19

CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSS CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) Lewis Black October 19

VVEERRIIZZOONN WWIIRREELLEESSSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE AATTEENNCCOORREE PPAARRKK (Atlanta) Darius Rucker,

Randy Houser, Justin Moore October 19IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Neutral Milk

Hotel, Elf Power October 20

CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Switchfoot October

20TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Austin Mahone,

Mignight Red, W3 The Future October 20SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Kris

Kristofferson October 20

BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Nine Inch

Nails, Godspeed You Black Emperor

October 22BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Michael

Buble October 23CCAANNNNEERRYY BBAALLLLRROOOOMM (Nashville) Neko Case

October 23

VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Sparks

October 23PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Nine Inch Nails,

Godspeed You Black Emperor October 24BBUUCCKKHHEEAADD TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Neko Case

October 24

VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Built to Spill

October 24BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Selena

Gomez & the Scene October 25VVEERRIIZZOONN WWIIRREELLEESSSS AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE AATTEENNCCOORREE PPAARRKK (Atlanta) John Fogerty

October 25

TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Pretty Lights

October 25TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Gary Numan

October 25RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Leon

Redbone October 25

DDAALLTTOONN DDEEPPOOTT (Dalton) Georgia Pine

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TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Minus the Bear,

Invsn, Slow Bird November 3BBUUCCKKHHEEAADD TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Hugh Lauarie

November 3

RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Alabama

November 4

TTEERRMMIINNAALL WWEESSTT (Atlanta) KMFDM, Chant

November 5PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Drake, Miguel

November 7

VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Colin Meloy

November 8

JJAAMMEESS KK.. PPOOLLKK TTHHEEAATTRREE (Nashville)

Englebert Humperdinck November 10EEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Lisa Marie Presley

November 10

BBUUCCKKHHEEAADD TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Two Door

Cinema Club, Bad Veins November 11

TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Iron & Wine

November 11MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Polica November

11TTRRAACCKK 2299 Steve Vai November 12

JJ ..JJ..’’SS BBOOHHEEMMIIAA Kurt Vile, Beach Fossils

November 12MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS (Nashville) Two

Door Cinema Club, Bad Veins November 12SSMMIITTHH’’SS OOLLDDEE BBAARR (Atlanta) Stephen Kellogg

& the Sixers, The Saint Johns November 12

WWOORRKKPPLLAAYY TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham) Steve

Vai November 13

EEXXIITT//IINN (Nashville) Stephen Kellogg & the

Sixers, The Saint Johns November 13BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Justin

Timberlake November 15

BBJJCCCC AARREENNAA (Birmingham) The Eagles

November 18

MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Mike Doughty

November 19TTEERRMMIINNAALL WWEESSTT (Atlanta) Mike Doughty

November 20

BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) The Charlie

Daniels Band, Kenny Rogers, Montgomery

Gentry, Dierks Bentley, Tanya Tucker, Josh

Turner, Garth Brooks, Kid Rock, Same

Moore, Shelby Lynne, the Oak Ridge Boys,

Randy Travis, Alan Jackson, T. Graham

Brown, Mark Chesnutt, Joe Diffie, Jamey

Johnson, Tracy Lawrence, Patty Loveless,

Kathy Mattea, Lorrie Morgan, Pam Tillis,

Gene Watson, Clay Walker, Aaron Tippin,

Collin Ray, Crystal Gayle, Brenda Lee, TG

Sheppard, Bobby Bare, Don Mclean, Billy

Ray Cyrus November 22MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS (Nashville)

Johnny Marr November 22

AARREENNAA @@ GGWWIINNNNEETTTT CCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta)

Macklamore & Ryan Lewis, Talib Kwell, Big

K.R.I.T. November 22WWOORRKKPPLLAAYY TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham) Matt

Wertz November 23

CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Jonny Lang

November 24

BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Paramore,

Metric, Hellogoodbye November 26AARREENNAA AATT GGWWIINNNNEETTTT CCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta)

Paramore, Metric, Hellogoodbye November

27

VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Shawn

Mullins November 30EEXXIITT//IINN (Nashville) Chvrches December 1BBJJCCCC AARREENNAA (Birmingham) Pink December 3TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Monster Magnet

December 6

VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) John Waters

December 12

BBJJCCCC AARREENNAA (Birmingham) Pink December 13PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Andrea Bocelli

December 15PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Justin Timberlake

December 17

CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSS CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) Brian Setzer Orchestra December

17WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)

John Tesh December 18

LLAAUUGGHHIINNGG SSKKUULLLL LLOOUUNNGGEE (Atlanta) Bobcat

Goldthwait December 19-22PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Widespread Panic

December 31CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSS CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) Aaron Neville, Dirty Dozen Brass

Band January 30

EEDDDDIIEE ’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Al Stewart March 20SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Yo Yo Ma April 2WWIILLDD BBIILLLL ’’SS (Duluth) The Dickey Betts Band

May 9

CCOONNTTIINNUUIINNGG

FFIIRRSSTT CCEENNTTEENNAARRYY UUNNIITTEEDD MMEETTHHOODDIISSTTCCHHUURRCCHH (Room 135) Singles One Mondays

@ 6 PMGGRREEAATTEERR CCHHAATTTTAANNOOOOGGAA AASSPPIIEESS Third

Tuesday of each month, 6-8 pm

http://www.meetup.com/G-C-AsBBIIGG CCHHIILLLL Karaoke Tuesdays

DDEEVVEELLOOPPMMEENNTT RREESSOOUURRCCEE BBUUIILLDDIINNGG (1250

Market Street) Chattanooga Alliance for

Animals First Wednesday of the monthTTHHEE CCHHAATTTTAANNOOOOGGAANN Breakfast Education &

Networking Workshop Second Wednesday

of the month

BBRRAADDFFOORRDD HHEEAALLTTHH CCEENNTTEERR (6160

Shallowford Rd.) Free Parent Support

Meeting Thursdays 5-6pmTTHHEE EELLKKSS LLOODDGGEE (Cleveland) Joe Collins

TuesdaysLLAASS MMAARRGGAARRIITTAA’’SS (Cleveland) Collins

Brothers Band Thursdays

LLAASS MMAARRGGAARRIITTAA’’SS Priscilla & Little Rickee

WednesdaysTTHHEE OOFFFFIICCEE SpeakEasy MondaysSSOOUUTTHHSS IIDDEE TTAAVVEERRNN Troy Underwood

TuesdaysPPOOKKEEYY’’SS 2nFro Wednesdays

CCAAMMPP HHOOUUSSEE Open Mic Thursdays

TTHHEE TTAAVVEERRNN (Soddy-Daisy) Roberts & Sims

Wednesdays

October 26LLIIBBEERRTTYY TTRREEEE FFEESSTTIIVVAALL (Dalton) Georgia

Pine October 26PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Selena Gomez &

the Scene October 26

TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Neutral Milk

Hotel, Half Japanese October 26CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSS CCEENNTTEERR

(Atlanta) Sergio Mendes October 26CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Sister Hazel

October 26

BBOOUUTTWWEELLLL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Birmingham)

Bassnectar, Ill-Eshn October 26RROOCCKKEETTOOWWNN (Nashville) Sleeping With

Sirens, Memphis May Fire, Breathe Carolina,

Issues, Last Night October 27

MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE MMUUSSIICC PPAARRKK (Atlanta)

Sleeping With Sirens, Memphis May Fire,

Breathe Carolina, Issues, Our Last Night

October 28TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Bullet For My

Valentine, Black Veil Brides, Throw the

Fight October 28

TTRRAACCKK 2299 Clutch, The Sword October 29

TTRRAACCKK 2299 J.J. Grey & Mofro, The Revivalists

October 30LLOOVVEELLEESSSS CCAAFFÉÉ (Nashville) Leftover Salmon

October 30TTHHEE LLOOFFTT (Atlanta) Reverend Horton Heat

October 31

CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) The Orb October 31

SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Michael McDonald October 31-

November 2BBJJCCCC CCOONNCCEERRTT HHAALLLL (Birmingham) Hunter

Hayes, Ashley Monroe November 1

FFEERRSSTT CCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) Big Bad Voodoo

Daddy November 1RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Alabama

November 2TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Los

Straightjackets, The Fleshtones, Southern

Culture on the Skids November 2

RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Alabama

November 3

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ElysiumIn the year 2159, two classes of peopleexist: the very wealthy, who live on apristine man-made space station calledElysium, and the rest, who live on anoverpopulated, ruined Earth. The peopleof Earth are desperate to escape theplanet’s crime and poverty, and theycritically need the state-of-the-art med-ical care available on Elysium - but somein Elysium will stop at nothing toenforce anti-immigration laws and pre-serve their citizens’ luxurious lifestyle.The only man with the chance bringequality to these worlds is Max, an ordi-nary guy in desperate need to get toElysium. With his life hanging in the bal-ance, he reluctantly takes on a danger-

ous mission - one that pits him againstElysium’s Secretary Delacourt and herhard-line forces - but if he succeeds, hecould save not only his own life, but mil-lions of people on Earth as well.

Percy Jackson: Sea of MonstersPercy Jackson has had an unnervinglyquiet school year. But then he discoversthat the magical borders protecting HalfBlood Hill are failing. Unless somethingis done, the camp will be attacked bydemons and monsters. The only way torestore power to the camp’s borders andto save their home is to find the mythi-cal Golden Fleece. And the only who canundertake this dangerous quest arePercy and his friends. Embarking on atreacherous odyssey into the unchartedwaters of the Sea of Monsters (known to

humans as the Bermuda Triangle), theybattle terrifying creatures, an army ofzombies, and the ultimate Evil.

Planes PGDusty is a plane with dreams of compet-ing as a high-flying air racer. But Dusty’snot exactly built for racing — and hehappens to be afraid of heights. So heturns to a seasoned naval aviator whohelps Dusty qualify to take on thedefending champ of the race circuit.Dusty’s courage is put to the ultimatetest as he aims to reach heights he neverdreamed possible, giving a spellboundworld the inspiration to soar.

We’re the Millers RDavid Burke is a small-time pot dealerwhose clientele includes chefs and soc-cer moms, but no kids—after all, he hashis scruples. So what could go wrong?Plenty. Preferring to keep a low profilefor obvious reasons, he learns the hardway that no good deed goes unpunishedwhen he tries to help out some localteens and winds up getting jumped by atrio of gutter punks. Stealing his stashand his cash, they leave him in majordebt to his supplier, Brad. In order towipe the slate clean - and maintain aclean bill of health - David must nowbecome a big-time drug smuggler bybringing Brad’s latest shipment in fromMexico. Twisting the arms of his neigh-bors, cynical stripper Rose and wannabecustomer Kenny, and the tatted-and-pierced streetwise teen Casey, he devis-es a foolproof plan. One fake wife, two

pretend kids and a huge, shiny RV later,the “Millers” are headed south of theborder for a Fourth of July weekend thatis sure to end with a bang.

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2 Guns RFor the past 12 months, DEA agent BobbyTrench and U.S. naval intelligence offi-cer Marcus Stigman have been reluctant-ly attached at the hip. Working under-cover as members of a narcotics syndi-cate, each man distrusts his partner asmuch as the criminals they have bothbeen tasked to take down.

The ConjuringBased on a true story, this horrifyingtale follows world renowned paranor-mal investigators Ed and LorraineWarren who were called upon to help afamily terrorized by a dark presence in asecluded farmhouse. Forced to confronta powerful demonic entity, the Warrensfind themselves caught in the most terri-fying case of their lives.

Despicable Me 2 PGThe return of Gru, the girls, the unpre-dictably hilarious minions... and a hostof new and outrageously funny charac-ters.

Fruitvale Station RThe last day in Oscar Grant’s life, beforehe was detained and killed by police,which was caught on video.

Emma Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis and Will Poulter in WarnerBros.' "We're The Millers" .


Across

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races10. Sea mammals

12. Cartel14. Gourd-shaped rat-

tle16. Leg bone

17. Toward the stern20. Rebroadcasts

22. Darn23. Trading center25. Circuitous way

27. Adult males28. Greek god of love29. European flatfish31. Refuse to accept

34. Insane woman36. Central

Massachusetts city38. New Hampshire

city39. Ate

41. Cheerful44. Acted as master

of ceremonies

46. Lower jaw47. Punch50. Hocker

52. Not hard53. Roman poet

55. To fit with cloth-ing

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Massachusettstown

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4. Having ears5. Dry red table

wine7. In the same place8. Anthology of art-

work9. French river

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15. Parka18. Payment for travel19. Inhabitant of Troy

21. Subdebutante24. African fly

26. Spur30. Keynotes

32. Patsy33. Male cat

35. Technique37. Extra time

39. Coax40. Refused

42. High fidelity43. Goes in

45. Lump or blob48. States49. Spree

51. Missouri city54. Prescribed amount

56. Fabulous birds60. Rainy

The Heat PGUptight and straight-laced, FBI SpecialAgent Sarah Ashburn is a methodicalinvestigator with a reputation for excel-lence - and hyper-arrogance. ShannonMullins, one of Boston P.D.’s “finest,” isfoul-mouthed and has a very short fuse,and uses her gut instinct and streetsmarts to catch the most elusive crimi-nals. Neither has ever had a partner, ora friend for that matter. When these twowildly incompatible law officers joinforces to bring down a ruthless druglord, they become the last thing anyoneexpected: buddies.

Grown Ups 2 PG-13Lenny has relocated his family back tothe small town where he and his friendsgrew up. This time around, the grownups are the ones learning lessons fromtheir kids on a day notoriously full ofsurprises: the last day of school.

The Lone Ranger PG-13Native American warrior Tonto recountsthe untold tales that transformed JohnReid, a man of the law, into a legend ofjustice—taking the audience on a run-away train of epic surprises and humor-ous friction as the two unlikely heroesmust learn to work together and fightagainst greed and corruption.

Monsters University GMike Wazowski and James P. Sullivanare an inseparable pair, but that wasn’talways the case. From the moment thesetwo mismatched monsters met theycouldn’t stand each other. This is thestory of how Mike and Sulley overcametheir differences and became the best offriends.

Much Ado About Nothing PG-13Leonato, the governor of Messina, is vis-ited by his friend Don Pedro who isreturning from a victorious campaignagainst his rebellious brother Don John.Accompanying Don Pedro are two of hisofficers: Benedick and Claudio. While inMessina, Claudio falls for Leonato’sdaughter Hero, while Benedick verballyspars with Beatrice, the governor’sniece. The budding love betweenClaudio and Hero prompts Don Pedro toarrange with Leonato for a marriage.

Pacific Rim PG-13When legions of monstrous creatures,known as Kaiju, started rising from thesea, a war began that would take mil-lions of lives and consume humanity’sresources for years on end. To combatthe giant Kaiju, a special type of weaponwas devised: massive robots, calledJaegers, which are controlled simultane-ously by two pilots whose minds arelocked in a neural bridge. But even theJaegers are proving nearly defenselessin the face of the relentless Kaiju. Onthe verge of defeat, the forces defendingmankind have no choice but to turn totwo unlikely heroes - a washed up for-mer pilot and an untested trainee - whoare teamed to drive a legendary butseemingly obsolete Jaeger from the past.Together, they stand as mankind’s lasthope against the mounting apocalypse.

R.I.P.D. PG-13A murdered cop is recruited to work for

an afterlife police force that battles spir-its not yet ready to depart this world.

RED 2 PG-13Retired black-ops CIA agent Frank Mosesreunites his unlikely team of elite oper-atives for a global quest to track down amissing portable nuclear device. To suc-ceed, they?ll need to survive an army ofrelentless assassins, ruthless terroristsand power-crazed government officials,all eager to get their hands on the next-generation weapon. The mission takesFrank and his motley crew to Paris,London and Moscow. Outgunned andoutmanned, they have only their cun-ning wits, their old-school skills, andeach other to rely on as they try to savethe world‹and stay alive in the process.

The Smurfs 2 GThe evil wizard Gargamel creates a cou-ple of mischievous Smurf-like creaturescalled the Naughties that he hopes willlet him harness the all-powerful, magicalSmurf-essence. But when he discoversthat only a real Smurf can give him whathe wants - and only a secret spell thatSmurfette knows can turn the Naughtiesinto real Smurfs - Gargamel kidnapsSmurfette and brings her to Paris, wherehe has been winning the adoration ofmillions as the world’s greatest sorcerer.It’s up to Papa, Clumsy, Grouchy andVanity to return to our world, reunitewith their human friends Patrick andGrace Winslow, and rescue her! WillSmurfette, who has always felt differentfrom the other Smurfs, find a new con-nection with the Naughties Vexi andHackus - or will the Smurfs convince herthat their love for her is True Blue?

The To Do List RSet in 1993, valedictorian Brandy Klarkwants to shed her uptight image beforecollege, so she assembles a to do list ofall the “activities” she missed out on inhigh school. Quickly realizing that she’sway out of her depth, Brandy solicits herbest friends, older sister and burnt-outboss for their help and advice. If thegroup is going to complete the list bySeptember they’ll need plenty of imagi-nation and very open minds.

Turbo PGTurbo is a snail who dreams of being thegreatest racer in the world, just like hishero: 5-time Indianapolis 500 champ,Guy Gagne. His obsession with speedand all things fast has made him an odd-ity and outsider in the slow and cautioussnail community and a constant embar-rassment to his careful older brother,Chet. Turbo desperately wishes he couldescape the slow-paced life he’s living. Asluck would have it, he gets that chanceone fateful day after a freak accidentwhen he suddenly finds himself vestedwith the power of incredible speed.Turbo embarks on an extraordinaryjourney to achieve the impossible: rac-ing against the best that IndyCar has tooffer. Turbo is the ultimate underdogwho achieves the impossible by refusingto let his limitations get in the way of hisdreams.

The Way, Way Back PG-13A teenage boy comes into his own overthe course of a summer through an

unlikely relationship with the man incharge of the local water park.

The Wolverine PG-13Based on the celebrated comic book arc,“The Wolverine” finds Logan, the eternalwarrior and outsider, in Japan. There,samurai steel will clash with adaman-tium claw as Logan confronts a mysteri-ous figure from his past in an epic battlethat will leave him forever changed.

World War Z PG-13United Nations employee Gerry Lanetraverses the globe in a race againsttime to stop a pandemic that is topplingarmies and governments and threaten-ing to decimate humanity itself.

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Jobs PG-13The story of Steve Jobs, the originalinnovator and ground-breaking entre-

preneur who let nothing stand in theway of greatness. The film tells the epicand turbulent story of Jobs as he blazeda trail that changed technology — andthe world — forever

Kick-Ass 2 RWhen we last saw junior assassin HitGirl and young vigilante Kick-Ass, theywere trying to live as normal teenagersMindy and Dave. With graduation loom-ing and uncertain what to do, Davedecides to start the world’s first super-hero team with Mindy. Unfortunately,when Mindy is busted for sneaking outas Hit Girl, she’s forced to retire — leav-ing her to navigate the terrifying worldof high-school mean girls on her own.With no one left to turn to, Dave joinsforces with Justice Forever, run by aborn-again ex-mobster named ColonelStars and Stripes.


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historyAmerican Bandstand, with 26 year oldhost Dick Clark, premiered on the ABCtelevision network. The program hadbeen broadcast locally on Philadelphiastation WFIL since 1952. The first recordClark played on the network debut showwas “That’ll Be the Day” by Buddy Hollyand his first guests were The Chordettes.The smooth talking Clark hosted theshow until 1989 when he was replacedby David Hirsch, but the program wouldbe cancelled five months later.

The Quarry Men, minus Paul McCartneywho is away at camp, make their firstappearance at Liverpool’s Cavern Club,which at the time was mostly a Jazz club.After a few numbers, the club’s ownerAlan Sytner tells them “cut out thebloody Rock!”

11995599Fats Domino’s “I Want to Walk YouHome” enters the US record charts,where it will eventually reach the TopTen. Although Fats would have 18 singlesthat were million sellers, he never had anumber one record.

Four members of The Platters, DavidLynch, Tony Williams, Alex Hodge andPaul Rabi are arrested at the SheratonGibston Hotel in Cincinnati. Detectives,who were tipped off by a hotel employ-ee, found the men with four nineteen-year-old women, three of whom werewhite. The members of the group arecharged with aiding and abetting prosti-tution, lewdness and assignation. Allwere acquitted in December, but theepisode seriously damaged The Platters’career.

1199660016-year-old Bryan Hyland’s novelty tune,“Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow PolkaDot Bikini” topped the Billboard Hot 100and the Cash Box Best Sellers list.Songwriter Paul Vance said he got theinspiration for the song when he saw histwo year old daughter at the beach in atiny little swimsuit. The record reached#8 in the UK.

England’s Decca Records scrapped25,000 copies of Ray Peterson’s “TellLaura I Lover Her” because they felt thesong, which recounts the last thoughts ofa teenager dying from a car accident,was “too tasteless and vulgar.” A rivalrecord company felt differently andrecorded a cover version by a singernamed Ricky Valance, which went tonumber one on the British chart. In the

US, Peterson’s version reached numberseven on the Billboard Pop chart.

11996622Robert Zimmerman legally changes hisname to Bob Dylan.

11996633The Beatles appear on the US recordcharts for the first time as “From Me ToYou” debuts at #116.

Comedian Allan Sherman releases “HelloMuddah, Hello Fadda”, a comedy bit setto the music from Ponchielli’s “Dance OfThe Hearts” that first appeared on hisalbum “My Son the Nut”. Sherman wrotethe song about his son’s real life experi-ence at a summer camp called CampChamplain, at which he wanted desper-ately to come home and then laterpleaded to go back to. The record wouldclimb to number two on Billboard’s Hot100.

13-year-old Little Stevie Wonder had thenumber 1 song in America with“Fingertips - Pt. 2”. It was the first ‘live’recording to reach number one on theBillboard Pop Singles chart since JohnnyStandley’s 1952 comic monologue “It’s inthe Book”.

11996644A single by The Young World Singerscalled “Ringo For President” wasreleased in the US. Ringo Starr com-ments: ‘I don’t believe I will have thetime.’

“House of the Rising Sun” by TheAnimals is released in America. Althoughthe band would put 14 songs in the Top40, this will be their only US numberone. It was reported that the song wasrecorded in just one take and the bandwas actually in the studio for less thanten minutes.

11996655Jan Berry of Jan And Dean is accidental-ly knocked off of a camera car andbreaks his leg on the first day of shoot-ing the film Easy Come, Easy Go. 17 oth-ers are also hurt, causing Paramount tocancel the movie entirely.

August 7The Turtles’ version of Bob Dylan’s “ItAin’t Me Babe” is released. It willbecome the first of the band’s nine chartsingles, rising to #8 by mid-month.

Although it failed to chart at all in theUK, Herman’s Hermits reached numberone in the US with a silly little songcalled “I’m Henry VIII, I Am”. The tunewas actually written in 1910 and hadbeen popularized by Cockney comedianHarry Champion the following year.Unlike the Hermits’ version, which sim-ply repeats the chorus three times, theoriginal song was written with three dif-ferent verses.

11996666John Lennon’s comment that The Beatleswere “more popular than Jesus Christ”was re-printed in an American teen mag-azine called Datebook and was widelyreported in North America. The state-ment, made to London Evening Standard

journalist Maureen Cleave severalmonths earlier, caused a public outcry inthe US and led to mass destruction ofBeatle records. Thirty five radio stationsbanned all Beatles songs and even theKu Klux Klan made threats against thegroup. What Lennon actually said was“Christianity will go. It will go. It willvanish and shrink. I needn’t argue aboutthat, I’m right and I will be proved right.We’re more popular than Jesus Christnow; I don’t know which will go first,rock ‘n roll or Christianity. Jesus was allright, but his disciples were thick andordinary. It’s them twisting it that ruinsit for me.”

11996677Pink Floyd released their debut album,“The Piper At the Gates of Dawn”, whichwould reach #6 in the UK. The LP did notcontain the two singles released earlierin the year, “Arnold Layne” and “SeeEmily Play”. It only managed to climb to#131 on The Billboard Hot 200 and tooknearly 27 years to be certified Goldwhen it received the honor in March,1994.

11996688The Bubblegum Music craze was in fullgear when a group from Linden, NewJersey, who went by the unusual nameof The 1910 Fruitgum Co. cracked the Hot100 with their second hit, “123 Red Light”.The record would climb to number fiveduring its thirteen week stay and be cer-tified as a million seller in September.

11996699The cover photo for The Beatles’ “AbbeyRoad” album is taken, showing the FabFour striding across a zebra crossingoutside Abbey Road studios in London.Six shots were taken by the photogra-pher Iain Macmillan, and the photo ses-sion was completed in less than ten min-utes.

1970Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “LookingOut My Back Door” is released in the US,where it will reach #2. The dream-likeimagery led some to believe that thesong was about drugs, but writer JohnFogerty said that it was inspired by nurs-ery rhymes and written for his thenthree-year old son.

Janis Joplin bought a headstone at theMont Lawn Cemetery in Philadelphia forthe grave of her greatest influence,Bessie Smith. Smith died in 1937 afterbeing refused admission to a whites onlyhospital.

Jim Morrison’s trial for allegedly expos-ing himself onstage in Miami begins. Hewould be found guilty and JudgeGoodman would sentence Jim to sixmonths of hard labor and a $500 fine forpublic exposure and sixty days of hardlabor for profanity. His lawyer filed animmediate appeal and Jim was freed onthe $50,000 bond. Morrison would die inParis, France on July 3, 1971 before hislegal problems could be resolved. InDecember, 2010, the Florida ClemencyBoard would grant a full pardon.

11997711Frank Zappa’s “Just Another Band from

11995555Elvis Presley’s first number one recordwas released. The song was called “IForgot to Remember to Forget” andwhen it hit the top of the US Countrycharts several months later, it stayedthere for 5 weeks.

Two weeks after it cracked the BillboardR&B Top Ten, Chuck Berry’s“Maybellene” enters the Pop chart at #23.It will peak at #5 and is now consideredone of the pioneering Rock ‘n’ Roll sin-gles.

11995577The Everly Brothers make their secondappearance on The Ed Sullivan Show andperform their upcoming release, “WakeUp Little Susie”, a song which would bebanned from some radio stationsbecause it was about two teenagers whoaccidentally fell asleep together.

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L.A.” is released. It’s the last Zappaalbum to include former Turtles HowardKaylan and Mark Volman. The two wouldleave to record on their own as Flo andEddie.

After having half-a-dozen Top 20 hits inthe US, The Bee Gees finally scored theirfirst Billboard number one with “HowCan You Mend A Broken Heart”. Barryand Robin Gibb had written the song forcrooner Andy Williams, but he turned itdown.

James Taylor had the best selling singlein America, according to the Cashboxchart, with the Carole King written“You’ve Got A Friend.” The song reached#4 in the UK and was actually recordedsimultaneously with King’s version withshared musicians.

11997733The Carpenters led the Cashbox chartwith “Yesterday Once More”, a #2 hit inthe UK and on Billboard’s Hot 100. Therecord will become the duo’s largestselling record worldwide.

23-year-old Stevie Wonder is seriouslyinjured when the rented car he is ridingin slams into the back of a small loggingtruck on I-85 near Winston-Salem, NorthCarolina. He suffers multiple headinjuries and will remain in a coma forfour days.

11997744Roberta Flack scored her third US num-ber one hit with “Feel Like Makin’ Love”.It was a song that she was forced to mixherself after her producer quit in themiddle of her fifth album. In a vague ref-erence to her first effort, she took pro-ducer’s credit on the LP as Rubina Flake.

11997755Stevie Wonder signed the recordingindustry’s largest contract to that date -$13 million over a seven-year period withTamla / Motown.

After a New York performance,Aerosmith signs a $125,000 recordingcontract with Columbia Records.

The Bee Gees had the first of severalDisco style hits in the US when “JiveTalkin” topped the Billboard Hot 100.The inspiration for the song came toBarry Gibb as his car passed over aFlorida bridge on the way to a recordingstudio. His wife said “Hey, listen to thatnoise. It’s the same every evening. It’sour drive talking.” The record made it to#5 in the UK.

11997766Elton John and Kiki Dee combined theirtalents for a US number one smash,“Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”. The songwas written by Elton and his songwritingpartner Bernie Taupin under theassumed names of Ann Orson and CarteBlanche.

11997788The Rolling Stones saw their only Disco-style effort, “Miss You”, become theireighth number one single in the US. Itreached #3 in the UK. It has been report-ed that the lyrics were inspired by Mick

Jagger’s deteriorating relationship withhis wife, Bianca.

11998800After a five-year hiatus, John Lennonand Yoko Ono begin recording theiralbum “Double Fantasy” at New York’sHit Factory Studio. The LP would go tonumber one in the US after its release inNovember, less than a month beforeLennon was gunned down outside hisNew York apartment. “Double Fantasy”received the 1981 Grammy Award forAlbum of the Year.

11998811Stevie Nicks released her first soloalbum, “Bella Donna”, which containedthe singles, “Stop Draggin’ My HeartAround” (with Tom Petty) and “Leatherand Lace” (with Don Henley).

Joey Scarbury led the Cashbox BestSellers chart with “Theme From TheGreatest American Hero”. Although fol-low-up hits eluded him, he would go onto find songwriting success in 1990 whenhe co-wrote The Oak Ridge Boys’ #1Country hit, “No Matter How High”.

11998822Dexys Midnight Runners lead the UK sin-gles chart with “Come On Eileen”. Itwould prove to be the best selling UKsingle of the year and would cross thepond to top the Billboard chart in April,1983. The group took their name fromthe amphetamine Dexedrine, commonlyknown as Dexys, and therefore an apos-trophe is never added between the “y”and the “s”.

11998844Prince started a 24 week run at the topof the Billboard Hot 200 chart with hissixth album, “Purple Rain”. The RIAAlists it as having gone Platinum 13 timesover.

11998866David Crosby of Crosby, Stills And Nashas well as The Byrds, is released fromprison after serving three years for drugand weapons possession. His convictionwould be overturned by a Texas appealscourt in November 1987.

Queen gave what would be their lastever ‘live’ performance when theyappeared at Knebworth Festival.

11998877Wilson Pickett was found guilty by aNew Jersey court of possessing a shot-gun with intent to endanger life follow-ing his involvement in a bar room fistfight.

11999922Session drummer Jeff Porcaro, one ofthe most sought after musicians of the1970s, died following cardiac arrest.Porcaro had played on Boz Scaggs’ “SilkDegrees” before forming Toto. Over theyears he would also perform on suchalbums as “The Wall”, “Gaucho”, “TheEnd of the Innocence”, “Luck of theDraw” and many others. Porcaro wasjust 38 years old.

1199995553-year-old Jerry Garcia, leader of The

Grateful Dead, died at a California reha-bilitation centre. The official cause ofdeath was a heart attack brought on byhardening of the arteries. He wasreportedly buried in a red T-shirt andsweatpants.

22000000The family of Jimi Hendrix won a case atan international panel to evict the hold-er of the Internet address www.jimihen-drix.com.

22000044Rick James, most often remembered forthe 1981 #16 hit “Super Freak”, died ofnatural causes at the age of 56. He wasalso given writing credit on MCHammer’s 1990, #8 hit, “U Can’t TouchThis”, which heavily sampled “SuperFreak”.

22000055A report by 560 UK undertakersrevealed that bereaved families pre-ferred Pop songs to Hymns at funerals.“Wind Beneath My Wings” by BetteMidler was the most requested song,along with Robbie Williams “Angels”,Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always LoveYou” and Elton John’s “Candle In TheWind”. Among the most unusual songsplayed was Queen’s “Another One BitesThe Dust”.

Two of the jurors who voted to acquitMichael Jackson of child molestationand other charges said on NBC’s Todayshow that they now regret their deci-sions.

22000077The US National Musical Publishers’Association joined Viacom, Nickelodeon,Paramount Pictures and Comedy Centralin seeking to sue YouTube, claiming thatsongwriters were not being properlycompensated for performances thatappeared on the site.

22000088Isaac Hayes, the pioneering singer, song-writer and musician whose “Theme FromShaft” won Academy and Grammyawards, was found dead at his home inMemphis after an apparent stroke. Hewas 65.

22000099A Federal jury ruled that a 25-year-oldBoston University graduate student mustpay $675,000 to four music companiesfor illegally downloading and distribut-ing more than two dozen songs. The mansaid that he would file for bankruptcyprotection.

Plans for a free show to commemoratethe 40th anniversary of the legendaryWoodstock music festival were can-celled by Michael Lang, one of the origi-nal promoters. Lang told Rolling Stonemagazine that the reason for the cancel-lation was “Money. No sponsors.”

Aerosmith lead singer, 61-year-oldSteven Tyler, was airlifted to Rapid CityRegional Hospital after falling from thestage during a concert at the SturgisMotorcycle Rally in Rapid City, S.D.

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The Beach Boys’ publishing company,Rondor Music, was threatening to file alawsuit against Katy Perry for using thelyrics to the band’s classic song,“California Girls” on her new song of thesame name. A spokesman said “Using thewords or melody in a new song takenfrom an original work is not appropriateunder any circumstances, particularlyfrom one as well known and iconic as‘California Girls’.”

Don Henley reached an out-of-court set-tlement with Republican Senatorial can-didate Chuck DeVore, who used parodiesof two of the singer’s hits for an electioncampaign without permission. “All SheWants To Do Is Dance” and “The Boys ofSummer” were used in campaign videoson YouTube as “All She Wants To Do IsTax” and “Hope Of November”.

22001111The Monkees canceled their nineremaining tour dates, citing “businessissues” as the cause. Three of the origi-nal band members, Micky Dolenz, DavyJones and Peter Tork, went back on theroad earlier in the year after a decadeapart.

22001122Marvin Hamlisch, who had a US #3 hit in1974 with an instrumental called “TheEntertainer”, died at the age of 68 aftera brief, unspecified illness.

The members of Mötley Crüe and Kissannounced that they would donate$100,000 to support those affected bythe Aurora, Colorado movie theatershootings where 12 people were killedand 58 were injured. The musicianshoped that their gesture will encourageothers to give.

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…Not only are BBrriiaannWWiillssoonn and guitar wiz extraordi-naire JJeeffff BBeecckk co-headlining anautumn adventure, but BBeeaacchh BBooyyssco-founder AAll JJaarrddiinnee and originalmember DDaavviidd MMaarrkkss are alsoonboard. Such a deal! That’s a lotof rock’ n’ roll history to fit on onestage, but the venues should be bigenough to host all that talent.Scheduled for places such asAtlanta’s Chastain Park and LasVegas’ Pearl, this magnificent roadtrip begins Sept. 27 in Hollywood,Fla.

…KKiidd RRoocckk values his per-sonal space and family’s safety,and made that clear in an onlinemessage after a man tried to breakinto his Detroit-area home.Security cameras showed a manramming a gate with a white vanWednesday afternoon on theClarkston property, north ofDetroit. The man then tried tobreak into the house, but failed todo so, Oakland CountyUndersheriff MMiicchhaaeell MMccCCaabbee saidin a release. The man was oncrutches, which along with thevan’s description may promptsomeone to report his identity,according to MMccCCaabbee. KKiidd RRoocckkoffered a $5,000 reward for infor-mation leading to the man’s arrestin a post on the musician’s web-site.

…A longtime member ofGGooggooll BBoorrddeelllloo is taking frontmanEEuuggeennee HHuuttzz to court, claiming thesinger kicked him out of the group.OOrreenn KKaapp llaann filed suit inManhattan Supreme Court July 26for personal damages of at least$950,000 plus another $950,000for Gypsy Punks LLC, a corporationthat once held the band’s money,the New York Daily News reported.According to court documentsobtained by the paper, HHuuttzz took

new singles, but fans hoping formore new material have beendealt a devastating blow.Frontman BBeenn GGiibbbbaarrdd took to hisTwitter page shortly before theband’s set at Lollapalooza inChicago, Illinois on Saturday toannounce the group’s split. Themusician, who also fronts DDeeaatthhCCaabb ffoorr CCuuttiiee, declared the band’sset at Lollapalooza and a late night“aftershow” at Chicago’s MetroTheatre on Sunday would be TThheePPoossttaall SSeerrvviiccee’’ss final gigs.

…Chicago fans of theBBaacckkssttrreeeett BBooyyss left Chicago’sFirstMerit Bank Pavilion Fridaynight feeling a little shortchangedafter the sound was cut off whenthe venue’s 11 p.m. curfew clickedin approximately five minutesbefore the end of the group’s set,reports the Chicago Tribune. Butdon’t blame it on the Chicago ParkDistrict. They passed/tweeted thebuck to Live Nation which man-ages the venue. The promotioncompany issued a statementSaturday night saying the concert’sstart had been delayed becausethe BBaacckkssttrreeeett BBooyyss’’ “state of theart” setup had resulted in openingthe doors later than usual, thusbumping into the 11 p.m. curfew.

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…Get ready for a funfilled day of mud and music at the2013 Chattanooga Mud Run. Themuddy 5K race will be held onSaturday, August 17 at 8:30 am atthe picturesque Greenway Farms, a180-acre city park located inHixson. The cost to enter the 5Krace is $250 for a team of five.Proceeds raised from theChattanooga Mud Run benefitsHabitat for Humanity of GreaterChattanooga Area. Participants willclimb walls, trudge through icymud baths, crawl through tunnelsand complete more than 20 obsta-cles! The fun continues after therace with live entertainment fea-turing performances byChattanooga’s very own rock androll bands: SSoouull MMeecchhaanniicc,EEnnddeelloouuzz, and QQuueeeenn LLiigghhttnniinngg.

…Cult electro rockers TThheePPoossttaall SSeerrvviiccee have split for goodfollowing their show at theLollapalooza music festival overthe weekend. The band reunitedearlier this year following anextended hiatus for a tour markingthe 10th anniversary of their 2003album Give Up, and released two

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over management of the band’smoney in 2009. The frontmanbegan paying himself a six-figuresalary, set up new corporationsand started transferring funds intothem – in total about $500,000 –as “loans” from the Gypsy Punksaccount, the suit says.

…TThhee TTuurrttlleess are spear-heading a major lawsuit againstSiriusXM — a $100 million classaction that claims the satelliteradio giant has infringed on mil-lions of old recordings from a mul-titude of artists, reports TheHollywood Reporter. In 1972,audio recordings began fallingunder federal copyright protec-tion, but protection for songsrecorded prior to that date is moreambiguous. SiriusXM transmitsthousands of pre-1972 songs underthe authority of section 114 of theCopyright Act, which carves out astatute of limitation on exclusiverights. Artist compensation is alsoarranged under this act and over-seen by the Copyright RoyaltyBoard, which sets statutory royaltyrates for satellite radio and arecollected by Sound Exchange todistribute.

…GGeeoorrggee DDuukkee , theGrammy-winning jazz keyboardistand producer whose sound infusedacoustic jazz, electronic jazz, funk,R&B and soul in a 40-year-pluscareer, has died. He was 67.

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Adam Ant play for a solid two

hours pounding out 29 classics

or soon to be classics as the

songs he performed off the

new album fit in well with the

more established material.

Despite coming into our con-

scious 35 years ago, Ant still

holds up well. I could tell he

was getting a little winded

before the end of the show, but

I seriously doubt anyone half

his age could keep up what he

was doing onstage. The only

time the show slowed down

was when he introduced the

song “Wonderful” and towards

the end when he took time to

introduce the band. After 25

songs Adam left the stage with

the band. After about a minute

break they came back for a

four-song encore that included

a cool cover of the T. Rex clas-

sic, “Bang A Gong (Get It On)’”.

Opening the show for Adam

was Prima Donna. If they are

the future of rock and roll,

then there is hope. The band is

well-polished (not in the way

of an over-produced and pack-

aged product). The write and

sing songs that are addictive

and leave you wanting more.

They are a refreshing change to

He sings he dances, he even

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ized a very mixed group of peo-

ple in attendance.

Dressed in full pirate regalia

Ant seemed more comfortable

on stage this time than when I

saw him last year at Music

Midtown Festival. I think he

was a little confined by the

stage, which for most bands is

plenty large enough, but for

the current bands that have

that hipster following. Prima

Donna plays rock and roll the

way it’s supposed to be played.

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Beat My Guest

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Stand and Deliver

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Room at the Top

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Desperate but Not Serious

Cleopatra

Never Trust a Man (With Egg on

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Goody Two Shoes

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Could this be the year? Long-suffer-ing Falcons fans are hoping so. 2013I pretty much a do-or-die scenariofor Atlanta as a few key players inthe twilight of their storied careerstake one last shot at the Lombarditrophy.

A number of faces have changed, butare they the right ones on a teamthat literally fell ten yards short ofthe Super Bowl last year?

Gone are two veterans on the offen-sive line, running back MichaelTurner defensive end John Abrahamand a couple of components in thesecondary.

There are still plenty of questions asthe Falcons head into their presea-son opener Thursday as they hostthe Cincinnati Bengals.

First, will the defense be better.This is Mike Nolan’s second seasoninstalling his system. The teammade great strides last season as thesecondary, the main liability of MikeSmith’s teams really shined last year.The defense still gave up a lot ofthird down conversions but theaddition of Assante Samuel reallymade a difference. During the play-offs both Seattle and San Franciscoput up yards on the air, but what isnot noted is that these were shortpasses that became big gainsbecause of the linebacking corps,not the secondary. And while theFalcons drafted two promising cor-nerbacks, the linebacker play is stillin question. Another issue ondefense was putting enough pres-sure on opposing quarterbacks. Anaging John Abraham is gone. He ledthe team in sacks last year and justabout every year since joining theteam in ’06, but it was obvious he’sstarting to lose a step. That and theoutrageous money he wanted for hisage at defensive end (36) made iteasy to part ways. Osi Umenyiora,the main off-season defensiveacquisition is five years younger, buthis last couple of years with theGiants have just been okay, notgreat. Maybe a change of scenerywill do him and the Falcons well.

The running game really didn’t get

any younger, maybe a year. MichaelTurner was released after fivestrong years with the team. Turnerholds the franchise record for rush-ing touchdowns. He’s slowed down,however. His yards per carrydropped a full yard last season. But

I don’t blame Turner as much as I dothe new offense that is a passfriendly scheme. Blocking schemesare different as are the offense’spriorities. Turner’s runs were pret-ty much anticipated by defenseswho shut him down. Despite this,Turner still had a nose for the endzone. He hit pay dirt ten times in2012. Steven Jackson just turned 30.He’s being called a “young 30” bycoaches and pundits and come muchhyped for St. Louis where he was theonly bright spot for the team the lastten years. How much he really hasleft in the tank we will see and manylike myself wonder if the Falconsdidn’t make a mistake by takingEddie Lacey out of Alabama in thedraft.

Pass is the priority again under DirkKoetter. Tony Gonzalez is back forhis final season a quest for that illu-sive ring. Are the Falcons’ puttingtoo much of a burden and hope ofthe shoulders of Gonzalez?

Gonzalez has been Matt Ryan’s safe-ty net since he arrived in FloweryBranch four years ago. Ryan hasalmost become too reliant on thefuture Hall-of-Famer. But those fouryears have produced 45 wins and thefirst playoff win since 2004.

The receiving corps has been set thelat couple of years. Roddy Whiteand Julio Jones may be the mostdaunting pair of receivers in leaguehistory. Add Harry Douglas to themix and you literally have literallythree number one receivers on thefield at any given time. As long asRyan has time to setup something isbound to happen. With a fewchanges on the line this yearbecause of retirement and salarycap issues that is in question a littleas well.

Despite the gaudy (for Atlanta) pass-ing game last season the defense

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2013: Do or Die For Atlanta?still has issues. Scoring is still anissue. Despite the ball flyingthrough the air with White , Jonesand Gonzalez making leaping catch-es, scoring has only improved mar-ginally – by maybe two points agame compared to the old fuddy-duddy offense that was run prior toKoetter’s arrival. Too many timesthe Falcons settled for field goalsand later in the season and into theplayoffs turnovers started tobecome an issue. Despite all thesuccess last season, Mike Smith wasa 49-yard field goal miss away frombeing on the unemployment line.

GM Thomas Dimitroff has puttogether an incredible support staffbehind Smith with Nolan andKoetter. The key will be if all thenew pieces put into this puzzle willfit and if they do, how long beforethey truly gel. Surprisingly injury-free except Sean Witherspoon, whoinjured his hand Monday theFalcons look good. No real majorinjuries and suspended players likeSeattle and the 49ers (both sexypicks to compete for the SuperBowl). The Falcons are among thefrontrunners, but their drama-freeexistence has made others overlookthem. No one took them seriouslylast year despite a 13-win regularseason.

Hopefully a few of these questionswill be answered, but unlikely in thefirst preseason game. The Falconstake on the Cincinnati BengalsThursday at 8pm at the GeorgiaDome. Ruse up!

- Dave Weinthal

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